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timbros:
Let's catch some fun guys....

One team. £24m. Who will your signings be?

Nihilist Ibime lordfalcao hensben diggz bigkesh raumdeuter donjazet funlord2 nateev lalaboi airmark emaprince griffon bimffo etc etc

I'll go for Ronaldo, Marcelo, Luiz, Mbappe and Walker.

Hart, bonucci, walker, verratti, messi.

Rudiger - ''My heart beats for arsenal''. Nice one, it's not your fault

They want to collect the remnants of the loot. Buhari's government is not playing ball, 2019 is fast approaching. Nice move by the legislooters.

doublecross:
nigeria is a mess. say no to jungle justice. how could this happen in the prescence of a police officer? the boy might be innocent.

I dont think so. I learnt he was found with blood-stained hankerchiefs and he went mute under interrogation.

Emaprince:
mehn.. I dey find something else, na im I jam that page. I don laugh tire.

Nice punchlines from dr kesh, even doctor dre wouldn't find it easy to beat that.

Emaprince:


I remember this day sha..

Why should you remind us of this unfortunate day in the nairaland life of a40? The dude was murdered by a merciless doctor, and his master, dayo, stood hands akimbo, watching helplessly.

The country is sitting on a gun powder.

Darksider131:
you just dey talk as if you no dey sin....maybe mr karma the punisher..will do you as you wrote

If he kills , karma will visit him. If you kill by the sword, you should die by it. Are you sympathising with those taking human lives to make money?. It's better you keep your fingers in your pockets and stop typing rubbish. If you have lost an innocent relative to gruesome murder, you wont type nonsense. Some families are in serious sorrow, cos of these mofos.

lordfalcao:
the point I made is he is comparing experienced players over chalobah and co still starting life. Modric became real world class when he went to Madrid, at dynamo he was like a kid with potentials ..

You stated that when modric was at chalobah's age, he wasn't exceptional. Thats what i addressed. He was the major star in zagreb's team then. He was almost signed by barcelona and arsenal at that age. Against arsenal in ucl, wenger was amazed and wanted him.

lordfalcao:
kroos and modric, experienced players playing at the top level for Years. When they were at chalobah and bakayoko age, they were not exceptional.. Kovacic is still average.

I am not sure of kroos, but modric? Dont go there, never go there. He was a wizard for dynamo zagreb those years in ucl.

diggz:
Which danilo is dat?

Madrid's.

bigkesh:
Are we seriously bidding for Danilo??


If we sign him,team positive 2017 will somehow try to convince us he is any good

I will like to know who is responsible for all these stvpid decisions in this transfer window. Is anyone planning to sabotage conte's effort next season? Hazard should get zidane's digit asap.

Godstraight:
dem use your brain do ritual?,even the stat your posted scored Chelsea an overall score of 7.05 which is over drawunited,but you are still here writing long epistle like a clown

I dont know what to tell him again. He was smart before, i dont know what happened to funlord2. Effect of hangover, may be

Funlord2:
If you like shift goal post and the argument all you like that one na your headache! Whether we shot like the nigerian police or our team attacked like granada or whether we dragged position with stoke was not the crux of the matter! By the way It still got us 3 trophies and back into the champions league sef! Your homeboy godisgay wanted to troll on which side was the more attacking side and duly got served!


United has been shown to be a better attacking side than chelsea via those that matters records and it has been proven to you all! EOD!

Nothing showed anything bro. It showed that united was shooting recklessly, when they were expected to create clear-cut chances, especially in the box and shoot on target. Chelsea had more shots in penalty areas than united. Chelsea had more shots in 6 yard box than united. These are stats essential for your conclusion, but you rushed to post general shots stats. Stats showed that United had more shots from outside of the box than chelsea, and most are off target. Thats enough to tell you one of the reasons you didnt do well last season in the league. Analysing quality of offensive play, is not about splashing possession and shots stats up and down. What are you doing in the attacking third?

Funlord2:
The banter was over who was the more attacking side between man united and chelsea last season but as usual I know you only want to assist the herd and deflect from the issue on ground! Now it is pogba and his shots hitting the bar that we have deviated to? The only thing that favored chelsea in those points were their dribbles and their discipline! The fact that they even made more tackles was due to the fact that they were less solid defensively than united! Simple

This is the problem with you blues is that you never want to eat your L soup with pride but are always the ones disturbing the chef in the kitchen over when it will be ready!

You are the one analysing soccer in a wrong way. Manchester utd had more off target shots than chelsea and these were embedded in the shots stats, you based your conclusion on. In analysis, these are negs. I can decide to be shooting like an idiot, 35 metres away from goal, my shots stats will rank higher than a team that is only shooting when the coast is clear. If you attack seamlessly, what now made your team to be dragging position with everton on the log? Why were you 30 goals short of chelsea?. Abi what should be the end-product of that your attack? At the end of the day, we can conclude that your team attacked foolishly.

Funlord2:
2 attacking sides?

Average possession: man u 55% chelsea 54%

Pass accuracy: man u 84.2. chelsea 83.9

Shots per game: man u 15.6. chelsea 15.3



I would have called you a _dunce but that would be an insult to _dunces world wide!

So because adabowale was shooting balls to the sky everytime in every match, it means man utd did better than chelsea. Even the total score gave chelsea edge, but those senseless shots mean a lot to you. Continue so gbo.

Funlord2:
Sorry to disappoint you but even as of last season your team did not and still does not possess any central defender on baillys level! Include skills on the ball, ruggedity, passing, pace, power, reading of the game, playing out from the back, interceptions, discipline etc! Abeg try dey use mustafi or john stones and other such mere mortals whenever you want compare central defenders and not gods from manchester!

Isaac success ajayi, ahmed musa and kelechi iheanacho are all saying hi to bailey. Rudiger fall on you there.

Ibime:
Manolas is more cultured than Rudiger no doubt.

Anyway let's see. I haven't really watched Rudiger since his injury

100%.

diggz:
Play Azpi in the wing back role and do what with a 6foot plus CB who looses concentration easily or a jittery CB?

We are talking about solidifying our defence you are talking about goal threats. You really need to go see most our matches of last season to realize how important Azpi is to that back 3. No be beans to answer present sir for all our matches.

Imagine moving azpi for this same rudiger.

diggz:
All the best JT.....our legend always

why did he sign for another club in epl? Disappointed.

lordfalcao:
you don't need to drag it cus belotti have nothing to show he is better than lacazette. Even Suarez in Torino will not score 10 goals.

Why is real madrid not showing interest in lacasera? Why is torino splashing 100m on belotti as price tag and lyon is willing to sell lacasera for 40m. Stuffs are not difficult to understand in transfer market, even if you dont know the players involved.

hensben:
he can play azpi position and azpi moved to RWB. Luiz is 30 so is Cahil. Moreover, I think we are still gonna sign van dijk and loan zouma.

Conte will be very stvpid to swap azpi for rudiger if he wants to win ucl for the first time. If he could become nervous in confed final as someone said, to defend him, how are we sure he wont quake in front of the ronaldos of this world. We want players that command first team shirts in their national teams at this point. Real madrid, barcelona, bayern dont have two heads.

lordfalcao:
the 33.4 m quoted is even in euros after everything dude might not even cost up to 35m pounds.. Roma play a 3 man defence, with him sticking on the right side, while manolas stays at the center. Rudiger going for that price is a not a bad nwanne. You just obsessed with German players.

At regards to your quote on lacazette, I will also remind you that immobile was a god in serial A before a failed career in bundesliga. Hope you know?

Pelle was king in seria A, was average in EPL, hope you know that?

Dzeko was just a good striker in EPL, is a goal king in seria A, hope you know that?. So it might be for belloti.

In Europe top 5 league last season lacazette has the best conversation rate. Even against elites like Suarez.

If I ask you to name on what aspect is belotti an intelligent striker more than lacazette. I trust you and I know you will reply with 250 words and you will never say in it "Belotti is a better goalscorer than lacazette "

No need to drag it. Zidane, conte and mou are not stvpid preferring belotti to lacasera, just like wenger. Lacaset in torino will not score 15 goals.

lordfalcao:
Wetin you dy yarn sef, d deal is already agreed and not costing up to 40m. Getting that dude at that 33 million mark is what it should be at this transfer era. Roma has already sold paredes and rudiger, they can't afford to lose manolas. This deal is better than paying 60-70 million for van diijk

As regards to lacazette, I already mentioned players who have scored more than him since the last 3 season. Belotti is not among, belotti is still on the same level with icardi and others, he should concentrate on how to replicate his form next season and not becoming another Ciro Immobile.

Deal is not sealed yet. Man city may even snap him up. Dont always rely on all these rumours that his brother was in london, when his brother was not even 5000km close to heathrow. What is the essence of paying a batshuayi 30m when he will end up sitting on the bench. Buying this guy is a waste of space. In his last few games, he was pushed to rb (not rcb) by roma, preferring manolas as cb. Why not go for manolas instead of this djilobodji 2.0? Roma is about to scam us, keeping original, selling us copy. As regards lacazette, scoring goals anyhow in france means nothing bro. Giroud was the highest goal scorer in that league before joining arsenal. Most arsenal fans call him donkey. I dont know why you will rate lacazette, arsene's fourth or fifth option, after the likes of belotti, mbappe and co, rejected his offers. No sane coach will see belotti and lacazette with same price tag, and opt for lacazera.

lordfalcao:
rudiger is costing 33 million..

Learnt Roma is asking for 40m. He shouldn't be bought more than 20m. Do you think he can bench azpi as rcb? If we cant get the likes of van dijk, a day before transfer window ends, we can buy him. Manolas is a better defender to me. Meanwhile, as regards your lacazette talk, wenger wouldn't have shown interest in him, if torino had accepted his 56m bid on belotti. You need to put belotti ahead of the french striker, all day.

Griffon:
So a game now decides how good a player is? Una dey amuse me sha.

Why not upload GIFs of his games at Roma. Make una take a chill a pill abeg.

Damian was also good in serie a, he made team of the season twice consecutively before coming to epl, but not all man utd fans are impresssed with what he has done in manchester. May be my expectation of him was too high, but there are stuffs you look for in a world-class defender, that i cant find in rudiger. A 40m central defender should be very firm on the ground, buzzing with confidence. We need players who can compete with the bests in europe. If we are spending 40m on this guy, then we are idiots. Dayo is just waiting for chelsea to make that mistake and come back and mock us when we start regreting the wastage. Telling us how we magaciously paid for someone who is not in germany's first 11. I can list 10 central defenders that i will be more comfortable with, than this guy in epl. Everything is not gbagbagbugbu in defence. There were moments in the game, he would just clear the ball, gboa, like ''throw-in is better'' type of defenders that fill naija boy's clubs. Putting more pressure on his team, when his confidence should have made him to guard the ball and kick it to more comfortable areas. He has a useless vargas to thank for not making him to quake. Most of us dont just want another defender, we want defenders who can compete with the likes of ramos, bonucci, hummels and co. I will even put bailey above this dude. Roma will be so happy to keep manolas and sell rudiger at 40m, knowing that he is also prone to injuries.

diggz:
The most painful thing we are making another baba Rahman mistake. Loan or sell our players to buy rubbish

I was speechless, after watching the guy. Why wouldnt dayo and co be hailing boathand, despite spiking the ball and hitting himself on the ground like epileptic patient in front of an iranian last year?.Mou said that someone recommended djilobodji to him as a good player. I suspect the same person is offering this guy to us. Below was the gift he gave eriksen.

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diggz:
Chaiii Ur head dey dere. E b like say dem be brodas sef. I don't want to see dat guy near SB. What fvckery!!! Sell Ake then go buy another djoubulala2.0?

Chaiii.....dis board will not kill us with useless players. I will manage mangala right now sef

The most painful thing is, roma is asking for 40m. I dont want to believe this guy is conte's choice. I hope no one is trying to ruin his effort with this average defender.

bigkesh:
The question is If Rudiger was from our youth system would you guys trust him judging by his performance tonight?

He looked like djilobodji to me. No german central defender should come to chelsea pls.

Nihilist:
Medel did jackshit at Cardiff though

He stopped some attacks where germany could have killed the match. That rudiger is a no no for me, if we can get manolas. Boathand even looks more solid. Against denmark few weeks ago, he gave the danes free goal. Chile's coach should have switched sanchez to his side.

I still prefer manolas to this rudiger defensively. That medel caught my eyes more.

Confed final: Sulemana benched again, while ginter and kimmich drafted to crucial area to contain sanchez and reduce his threat. mustafi stands in the middle of the defence, with a swift rudiger by his side. Just like me, low says NO to robotic sulemana in a crucial match. Low is a great coach. Thats how to know a technically sound coach, he is not a fraud like fraudiola.

Funlord2:
Lol...this match fixer! So our own name na manure abi? Anyway thanks brethren!

Guy, call griffon that, not me. Meanwhile, manure is beneficial to mankind.

Funlord2:
Thanks bruva!

I dont know why they are wishing you happy birthday. You always type chelsea as chelshit. Well, i will wish you happy birthday and many happy returns. Hoping that you join us as we conquer europe next season. By this time next year, i pray we celebrate in a bigger way and you drink your brandy inside our ucl trophy. Say anything contrary and i will withdraw my greeting.