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Afam4eva:
She got into college and has to focus hence...

Miss my music section Queen. Wish you all the best in real life.

The way these people stole money from Nigeria's coffers with reckless abandon, i don't see Nigeria recovering from it in a short term. Sheer wickedness.

Limerick:
na me be that Tyson abi?

Na saturday we go know.

kr0ne:
Na Airmark you dey call Abuchi? That guy is not Airmark o. Every NL moniker get replica for FB. I don even see another Ibime yesterday.

Limerick na werey. I have told him several times. He is just happy to call me that name.


Limerick and elymaxiimus

https://www.nairaland.com/2779177/down-wire-elymaxiimus-vs-limerick

ELYMAXIIMUS Vs LIMERICK

These are two top rap battlers on this forum, who are respected for bringing their A games to bear, when expected. It's going to be jabs for jabs, fire for fire and a no hold bars rap contest between this great ninjas. One thing is peculiar to these battlers, they dare zones others are scared of. Ladies and gentlemen, we are here to view who will produce the decisive sucker punch and end the year on a high.



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Voting Criteria

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Flow - 1 point

Personals - 2 points

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

■ 12 Bars

■ Deadline is 7pm, Friday 4th December, 2015.

■ Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than the said deadline time.

■ No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

■ No complaining about votes.

■ A no show will attract a ban.

■ No unnecessary comments

■ No smearing comments about any bar or biting accusations without proof.

■ Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you have found wrong.

■ If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

■ No argument with established vets or voters.

■ Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

■ Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.


No breaking of aforementioned rules, bans will be handed to offenders vigorously



Goodluck

ELYMAXiimus:
okay... Airmark abeg create the thread now. Time: 8pm, saturday!

Ok. 12 bars

Great move. We want rapid developmental programmes that affect lives of majority of Nigerians positively.

Aminat508:
miss thopaz

Aminat ki lo n sele ooo?

Mourinholic:
Oh....Blanc played under Feegie? Really??
Chao...Fergie don old oooo


I didnt see Blanc

Very old man. He spent 27 years managing man utd, with 2 ucl trophies won.

AdeLaNa1:
Aareonakakanfo ll disagree wit dis

e be like say na u dey talk for my guy aare now oo. I have n't seen his posts of recent. Lemme send you to him, wherever he may be hiding with his ac milan people








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Limerick:
I think I should just switch from rapping to singing http://www.datafilehost.com/d/b9b5642d

Lime sing rap, you a fool

sebod:
you don't have to jump into an argument you know nothing about. I quoted chelseafan1, and he sure understands the point.

The same chelseafan1 you claimed understood you, came to reply you in similar way griffon did. Next time, just remember there are peeps who will knock your points to shape if they have k legs.

Griffon:
Which still contradicts your postulation that you don't sell to blah blah blah.

That's the kind of ish we see in this section.

raumdeuter:
Nihilist was basically trolling which is what he dos almost evrytime but airmark is dumb like that he doesnt know his left from right

A lazy, olodo student will always hate and speak ill of his no-nonsense brilliant teacher.

Heywhizzy:
Today is my birthday

Happy birthday bro.

Limerick:
OK Friday then, I dey vex i dey vex I dey vex I dey vex yieeeehhh!!

Elymaxiimus, agreed?

This thread has served its purpose, thanks everyone. Darkenedrebel has been banned till International workers' day 2016.

raumdeuter:
Show us how Gerrard played CM vs Barcelona

This is what Guardian wrote about the formation

"Actually... I'm not quite sure how Liverpool will line up here, seeing as both Arbeloa and Finnan are right backs. I'm guessing 4-2-3-1 with Finnan left back, Gerrard as a right midfielder/winger, and Kuyt as a lone striker. "I'm shocked at your predicted Liverpool formation," says Simon Bishop. "Do you really think they will go for an attacking formation and play one up front?""

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2007/feb/21/minutebyminute.sport

When you should be learning football and not discussing it

The commentator was like you, he was not even sure of what the formation was like. There are many nincompoops like you out there, who need to be taught some technical aspects of soccer. Benitez used 5 defenders and below is the formation and if you are intelligent you won't ask me further questions on it, cos the image is self-explanatory as regards gerrard's role. my 50cents.

raumdeuter:
Lol 3 CM would mean someone would be deployed away from the center of the field unless dem wan use more than 11 players

Gerrard was the midfielder sent away from CM like everytime there is a serious game you need to win

You don't want to learn and that's your albatross. Next time don't argue soccer technicalities with your superior. Now you have been educated that 3CMs can play a formation in which you may have like 5 defenders in which one will be a sweeper. If you know how formation works you would n't have goofed. Whether benitez pushed gerrard away or not in the formation, fact is he played as a CM against barca in 2007. A soccer technical expert will tell you that.

raumdeuter:
Stick to liking posts and gifs cos it seems football is above your head

Everyone knew Gerrard was moved away from the CM position by Benitez. You see Sissoko and Alonso in a lineup still dey talk say Gerrard played CM

So to you, only 2 CMs can play in formations, we cant have 3 CMs on the field?. I dont need to argue with you again. You know nothing about football technicalities.

raumdeuter:
Thats why I would always be your football god

Let me educate you as usual. Gerrard was taken away from CM in that game and Sissoko and Alonso were the preferred CM combination

Throughout that season Mascherano, Alonso were the preffered CM pairing and when one not available Sissoko would replace them

Gerrard display in midfield was a total disaster

You must have watched another game, may be in your dream. Against barcelona in ucl 2007, gerrard played as CM. Just keep watching your burnthisleaguedown. Wont be surprised if you claim pogba is not a CM.

raumdeuter:
If a coach plays Messi as a defender and still lose, How is that a point to make?

They made gerrard CM and everytime the team suffered. In the CL final until he was taken away before the team could win

May be gerrard was made to be sleeping on the bench when liverpool ended barca's unbeaten run in nou camp, in 2007 too. Coming from someone who tagged gerrard error-proned but would never see that in boatank.

Nihilist:
His decorations are TEAM decorations. Afterall career wastemen like John Oshea, Nicky Butt, Wes Brown share many of Scholes so called decorations.

What are his individual achievements? Compare them to Gerrard's

Only few of them will reason it out.

SIRcumalot:
Lampard is better than Scholes I hate to admit it but na the simple truth be that but stevie G isn't fit to shine scholes boot.
Stevie G is just like present day rooney,the club is constantly trying to shoe horn him into their formation every body lap this shit up and call it versatility.

Even LVG will slap you repeatedly for this.

SailorXY:
Something terrible disturbs you frequently, I just can't put a finger on what exactly that is.

Even you are 1/4 as intelligent in your claims, you'll decode a simple message written in even more simplified tenses.

Henry praised Martial for his well taken goal against Liverpool, how is this a summary of Martial's career?

You get friends for real life so? You dey _fuck up every single minute.

It wont hurt you if you retract that your reckless statement that no football great eulogised gerrard, will it? Don't follow coogar's path, write facts, dont just write as if readers are dullards. Zidane and co did not praise gerrard for one goal scored or a trophy won, they hailed him for a fantastic career. So don't ignominiously bring henry's hailing martial's goal on the same line with the aforementioned greats that praised gerrard's legendary exit from liverpool.

chrisley024:
only two guys on the thread can still stand for him so where do the likes you claimed come from? Stop trying to exaggerate it.

That's why i asked you to go and find out. You guys are so entertaining to read, if one is hailing rooney another will be praising depay as the new ronaldo. Now one here was saying no great footballer eulogised gerrard. Even one of your guys with moniker, weedtaker is more sensible and truthful than many on that thread.

chrisley024:
you know you lied there and considering the fact it's same you speak against. Hmmm!

No need to prove anything to you. If you are not an hypocrite and a frequent reader of your thread, you would nt try to stretch this. I never thought any human being could praise rooney at present until i was visiting your thread. It has been a comic relief reading you guys right there.

pkasso:

You've got to give it to airmark and his gifs. He sure knows how to crack people up.I hereby confer on you the title of gif-meister. I see Governor Pataki has finally decided to pay us a visit after the humbling his beloved Assnal suffered at the hands of their perennial husbands. I don dey fear say something bad don happen. Chairman, take heart ehn. Even your team never recover from that beatdown. Only one win from 4 games since then. Na Europa sure pass!

Oga, na fun me i just dey catch oo. Pataki, come ooo, they alleged you disappeared like a fart of a leprous woman after your loss to the bavarians.

chrisley024:
let's see your evidence

You should go back to your thread and find out. Must i do everything for you?

SailorXY:
Did you just say anything?

Not unexpected from you. It's like you are the one to claim coogar's spot. Mr. No great of the game eulogized gerrard

SailorXY:
Ogbeni the talk is praising players that define an era, not someone clapping for you cuz you showed impeccable form over a period.

Go sleep abeg.

Next time table your facts devoid of lies, this is chelsea thread, you will be called out when you patch your point with fallacies. Intelligent minds are here, this is not your thread where some people will be telling the world that rooney is still on top of his game at present and will attract many likes.

dopeJemi:
Go and read what xavi, zidane, Edgar davids, laurent blanc, ferguson, marcelo lippi and co said about Scholes

I did nt argue concerning whatever anyone said about scholes. SailorXY said no soccer great eulogised gerrard, which was fallacy as common to most f you man utd fans spitting lies up and down. Are you saying he was right with that nonsense talk?

Gerrard is a better player to your albino midfielder, thats a fact.

SailorXY:
His gaffes almost balances out his positive contribution hence no great of the game eulogize his skill-set.

Sometimes i just wonder what you man utd fans smoke before typing rubbish in this section. Go and read what players like zidane, maldini, casillas, De rossi, ronaldo and co said about gerrard. Even your alex ferguson said at a time stevie was the most influential player in epl. He even hustled to sign him.

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May your tomorrow be brighter, May this new month be more successful, I wish this month brings more inspiration and love in your life, Happy new month.

Amen and you too. Though i no be romancelander