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StarBoard:
[s]you have no iota of shame.
If you did you wouldn't bother to reply me.
you started with the name calling. now you are already b1tching like a hippo on heat.
do yourself and and all of us and stfu.

you call out someone and when the person replies you start going sentimental with rubbish about bans. If you have any guts soew the usual gibberish and damn the mods. It is lily liveried cowards like you who are scared of bans that talk the biggest cr@p and back it up.

I repeat, keep my name out of your leaky mouth and ill do the same. I don't interact with frozen spermatozoa and I don't intend starting just yet. take a loan and buy some restraints to bolt your leprosy infested fingers from typing my name, grade A dunce[/s].

So calling you cardboard since 4 days, annoyed you? , then you are a poltroon, just tryna whip up emotions when about to be tamed. I argued with coogar, with football facts, i did nt get personal. it's when you have nothing sensible to table that you will resort to using uncouth words. I will always be around to call you out when you and others goof with your comments and thats not against the rules here. I dont want to be hindered by being tricked into getting banned by neophytes like you. I am here for footie, if you want to battle with words go to rap battle section and see how i will let your star fall on board when i destroy you and your moniker. dig? you can't.

hensben:
How about matic, fabregas and costa. C'mon it is not possible for the players to be poor at same time. Mou tactics and arrogant life is the problem.

I will rather blame the rigorous epl rather than mou's tactic. towards the end of last season hazard was complaining that he might not play football past 30years of age. He said he was already feeling like old man inside of him cos of several kicks he suffered. Costa has never been the same since he returned from injury in may. He's not been called for Spanish games of recent. These guys carried the team last season topping the table for record period. Belgian coach also complained about drop in hazards form, mou has his issues too, but hazards form has nothing to do with tactics abeg. He played 38 epl matches last season and the most fouled, by all indication I can see him moving to Spain.

AdeLaNa1:
Remove Costa's goals and lets see where Chelsea woulda been at the end of the season

So without hazard's goals and assists, chelsea would have won the epl, especially when costa was out?. Stop spitting nonsense, hazard was man of the match in 11 matches, costa was in 5. The trio of costa, fab and eden were all spectacular last term, but hazard edged them. Fabregas even put him in his world best XI cos of the yeoman's job he did last season.

hensben:
Hazard is not poor but not at his best rather mou tactic is.

The tactic is not enough to have affected him up to losing penalties, playing poor passes, not confident to do his usual takes-on. Fact is, he is poor compared to what he offered us last season. The lion in him is dead.

Mourinholic:
As for those Morons saying Chelsea would have won the league last season with Hazard, I see you....
The same jerks shouting 'No hazard,No Chelsea,Mark hazard and Chelsea is off' few months ago......

M tired of trying to diffuse sense into thick impermeable craniums

They are still pained that his goal gave chelsea the crucial 3 points against them.


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Even rooney wanted to break his leg from behind cos of that defeat. The bad losers wanna cash in on his present poor form to hit back at him.

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AdeLaNa1:
Yes na. Costa and especially Fab were ur key players last season...

Costa was the key and padlock, even when disabled by injury too, right?. May God bless LVG. You deserve rooney to be used in every minute of man utd match this season.

Odunharry:
Blind, Herrera. Mata, Fellaini ,Carrick, Fatso, Young were players who played every single game then during that period..Now only about 3 or 4 can command a starting shirt..

I know fatcow, who's fatso again. man utd peeps are the real agbero.

nathaniel007:
incredible phillip lahm committed his first foul in the bundesliga since september 2014

This should be a shame on burnthisligdown.

AdeLaNa1:
I remember saying this recently. Yet they all descended on me like The Ebola. Now they all eating their own words

So you too supported the stupid point that without hazard we would have won epl last season? Chineke mee. Hazard don suffer.

pkasso:
I must confess i am enjoying every bit of Chelsea's miserable start to the season. Every weekend na so so party for this thread. The feeling that comes with every Chelsea loss is something i can't explain. I believe the German word for it is Schadenfreude. But deep down inside me, is the human side that feels for the fans.Approaching every matchday, hoping things will change only to be disappointed.My heart goes out to my homeboy, airmark durin this trying period. That defense can't be any worse with Alago in it . DK might be willing to help. Hang in there, bro. E go beta .

The same problem i complained about alago, is what terry is having right now. Old age has caught up with him finally. Rooney stands a chance of scoring against us as it stands. I cant just explain it. We saw how middlesbrough defenders were closing down martial and co, neutralizing all their moves. Our defenders have turned to ball watchers.

StarBoard:
a legless man is laughing at a man without shoes.

airfart/airhead
keep my moniker out of your silly mouth and focus on your deadest team.
I guess you have all you can handle with hidden ikedia and Co serving you stink piles on a regulated basis.

If i reply you in kind now, someone will ask mukina2 to ban me. But i am not in the mood to waste my time on inconsequential element like you. Bounce

nonsoroyalty:
Nothing beats the feeling of seeing my old frnd airmark wailing

Who is your old friend? Only God knows what blew you away from here.

nitlad:
Difference is, their attackers expertly did their part. Ours didn't.

That's the point. Added to it is, their central defenders did their jobs ours failed in theirs. Skrtel and sakho's reaction to mark out costa and co is the direct opposite of ours. They closed up our attackers and yawning space hurriedly, ours would be watching attackers dancing on the ball inside the box as if they were in concert, expecting them to balloon balls over the bar. Same thing happened when walters scored us mid-week, cahill just paused, when he was supposed to rush and narrow the scoring space. Gone were the days when terry, carvalho, alex would shut down goal scoring space in milliseconds rendering even top strikers ineffective.

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AdeLaNa1:
CHELSEA FC

Champions
Champion
Champio
Champi
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Cham
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Cham
Champ
Champi
Champio
Champion
ChampionS
championshi
championship

I feel like slapping you right now

AdeLaNa1:
Airmark running from this thread like
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I am here jare.

@sinizia, try to be innovative na. You come dey copy people's gif splash for here. na wa ooo.

AdeLaNa1:
Chelsea's defence in one pic....

That has always been my major concern ever since. Especially that benteke goal was the most annoying. Benteke would have finished a can of pepsi before hitting that ball. For those who followed chelsea of the terry/carvalho era, they would n't like to watch such moment. Lampard's facial expression said it all. I saw these sluggishness in the defence line in preseason and knew we are in for it. If you like bring 3 mechanics into the midfield, once the defenders are not doing their jobs the ball will always find its way into the net. I saw emenalo shaking his head on the bench too. All of them including mourinho should be fired.

MrTA:
What if we pay Rooney's wages for a year + plus an extra £5m for you to take him off us? Please?

AdeLaNa1:
**Modified**
Oya na Airmark

He may influence willian to start playing rubbish

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AdeLaNa1:
U guys wanted to buy Rooney in 2013. Plis he's still available o. Just gve us 100k and he's urs

Once beaten twice shy, your fatcow is still there, you want to add ruining. Dont lemme swear for you oo. You want to turn chelsea to dumping ground?

dopeJemi:
Na you and coogar get that argument
Kane is not better than Chamakh, england players are not smart at all, kane is very average

That shisha smoking morroccan? It's ok oo

dopeJemi:
That, I don't agree with.. though robben wasn't all that then but he wasn't as bad as this idiot that wears our number 7

It was later that he lost his form i.e 2006/2007. The point i made here was that robben was up there in 2004/2005 season. I was not missing chelsea's matches back then because of robben and joe cole, they were beauty to watch. Robben was consistent in that debut season. That was his best year for chelsea despite defenders rumbling in numbers with him, though injury did nt let him play much which he confessed and absolved mourinho of any wrong decision when he later lost form 2 years after. Fact is robben was 100000000 times better than memphis in his early days at chelsea.

dopeJemi:
I don't want kane anywhere near old trafford or Carrington

I need him at chelsea

darefestus:
Airmark, the gift that keeps giving.

While i dont support Coogar's Depay-Robben comparisons, this is really outlandish.

It's not outlandish. Memphis can confirm it.

dopeJemi:
Did you say "at 20, Robben won the epl" or not?

Liar

You asked a question and you answered.
Do you also agree robben was as bad as memphis when he played his first 6 matches for chelsea?

chrisley024:
airmark pummeled mercilessly again here

I thought you were a religious person that once advised me to do praying and fasting for my team. I had given him condition to name a non-english 21 year old or younger player that was named in epl team of the year with 18 or lesser matches. No need to stretch the argument further. Failure to do so no more reply from me to him. Robben was chelsea hero in 2004/2005 season, only a fool will deny it.

Nihilist:
Liverpool are in London.

Their coach was parked next to my train at Euston station.

I just dey shout Klopp Klopp but the nigga boned me and didn't even ask me for a selfie.

I wonder why. I was wearing a suit too.

Now I have even more reason to wish evil on pool this weekend.

coogar:
says the fool that said robben was 20 when he won the EPL........you are the biggest liar on this forum.

robben was an impact player - played mostly as a sub under mourinho & he was never among mourinho's elite players known as the untouchables

Liar. I have better points to splash, i dont window dress like you. Mr. 5 %, call me names, twist my statements as you like, the facts i have stated here today will remain unchanged. Robben was 20, when he joined chelsea and played his debut. He was 20 when he won the epl player of the month unlike memphis at 21 struggling with the ball.
Robben was not untouchable because of injury problems. He was not mostly used as subs in his debut season as against your lie. He was not playing poor passes up and down as you fraudulently stated. All these i have proved and every sensible reader can attest to this.
I will ask you again, please name one non-english 21 year old player that made the epl team of the year with 18 matches or less, played?. I am interested in such great player. Till then, keep decorating your useless merefish.

coogar:
a player can make 10 crosses in a game & yet fail to make anyone of them count. how does that have anything to do with the number of assists? i said the number of assists made by robben in 04/05 is about 5% of the number he should have made because of his poor decision making or his selfishness.

robben could have 9 assists that season & yet wasted 300 chances that could have been the assist.

Then it was not the same arjen robben that i watched playing for chelsea in 2004/2005 season. May be another arjen in your village. If he was the one wasting hundreds of passes and making just 9 successful ones as you said, he would nt beat giggs and others to the epl team of the year despite playing lesser number of matches and assists than them. You are not making any sense. No offense. That was how you lied that robben played mostly as sub in his debut season. You dont need to always lie, no prize is involved.

chrisley024:
Hmmm!

Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho says he cannot promise the club will qualify for the Champions League this season.

That's a ploy to relieve the players of the immense pressure.

coogar:
robben being the 2nd assist maker in chelsea says nothing about his wastefulness. use your cognitive reasoning appropriately. the number of assists he made that season is about 5% of what he shoulda made. this is why we think he's poor. robben always made poor decisions in 04/05. he shot when he shoulda passed, he passed when he shoulda shot.

See as you made me to renege on my promise of not replying you. This is how you would be throwing figures senselessly up and down for your gullible followers. Lampard topped the epl list of number of assists in 2004/2005 season with 16 in 38 matches. Robben was chelsea's 2nd with 9 in 18 matches. It will interest you that Giggs was the only man utd player with higher number of assists than robben with 10 in 32 matches. Your mathematics teacher should be guillotined.
I dont just know the appropriate adjective to qualify you right now.

chrisley024:
@airmark, make you dey here dey argue instead of fasting and praying for your team

Do you have pastor TB Joshua's direct line?

ElFenomeno1:
I wonder why we are still having a Depay back and forth here..... Coogar you need to stop bleating and give it a rest, no matter what you say, Depay has been royally useless and is grossly overrated!!!
End off!!!!

Imagine o. He now came here saying robben was also poor like him in his first season at chelsea. That he did nt give final passes to team mates, as usual he did n't know robben was the highest assists giver second to lampard for chelsea in that season.
Even his man utd colleagues are disappointed in him. He said LVG's philosophy affected depay not to be able to control balls. To be shrugged off the ball by championship defenders. Missing begging chances here and there. In the last match, the commentator did n't know when he said ''this is not what man utd spent 25m for''. Depay should be compared with the likes of kakuta, obertan in epl.

coogar:
[s]http://forum.cybereagles.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=88302[/s]

So you needed to bring 2007 forum discussions to show rooben was rubbish in his debut season which was 2 years away. Keeping mute would have been better for you. Robben's first month playing in epl would be depay's best month of his career, if he would ever have such. Don't expect any reply from me again until you name a non-english player at 21 that played 18 games or less out of possible 38 and made epl team of the season. Thanks

coogar:
robben was actually a frustrating player for chelsea in 2004. he had a great start but then things went pretty bad for him. his 7 goals all season in the PL was a testament to his wastefulness & how frustrating he was. the mark of a good player is his decision making & the ability to look up and find a teammate to pass to with the final ball. all the players i listed above lacked that quality in their respective debut seasons in england.
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Mr. man , things went bad for robben because of injuries, not because he was wasteful. Tell that to your village people. He played 18 games and scored 7 goals. The remaining matches he sat out because of injury, he was not like depay benched because of poor form. He was used just like martial is being used in the wing to destroy defenders in multiple numbers and majorly set up his colleagues to score. In this season, Robben was chelsea's 2nd best to lampard in number of assists despite playing lesser number of matches, so how did he achieve this if he was n't looking up to do final passes as you spuriously said. You must be rolling tyres in the street when robben was playing for us.

coogar:
you never actually saw those games. robben frustrated the fans much more than he did damage to the opponents. in the end, it was chelsea's excellent defending that got them the title, not the attack. your highest goalscorer that season was lampard, not drogba nor kezman nor your robben.
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You made me laugh. I have been supporting chelsea before they thought you how to use knife and fork. Damien duff and arjen were our key players to unlock stubborn defence lines in which other attackers benefited from. He did n't lose a single epl match he featured in, can you beat that? Only Cech, Terry, lampard and robben made epl team of the year as chelsea players, drogba did nt make it, what does that tell you scummy? well, may be it was the english hyping the dutchman.

coogar:
this is like saying pedro was an instant hit when he came to england because of his brilliance in his first few games - where do you borrow common sense from? 7 league goals all season, brilliant player?

Robben was an instant hit as all the games he played in, he ensured he played above average and did n't lose any epl match. After lampard, he was next with number of assists for chelsea. He played 18 matches (due to injury), he won 16 and drew 2 and still made the epl team of the year ahead of other players that played more matches. I dont need to go further on how effective he was. At least you went to secondary school.

coogar:
robben that wasn't part of jose mourinho's untouchables. robben that was mostly used as a sub(impact player) cos he frustrated fans nearly all the time? the selfish robben that never passed to teammates & would dribble into blind alleys till he lost the ball? it's now clear you don't have a memory bank.

Robben mostly used as sub in 2004/2005 season? Unrepentant liar. Out of 18 matches he played, he only played as sub in 4 because of injuries. He was nt losing the ball like depay when he was without injuries. Despite playing a lesser number of matches, he was chelsea's 2nd best with number of assists. It was his injuries that made him not to be an untouchable chelsea player. Dont sell a dummy here.

Robben said : "It was hard at first because I came with an injury. It was very difficult for me and also for him (mourinho). Of course, mourinho doesn't like players who get injured. So it wasn't easy but I always had the feeling I had his confidence.
"I played some great games for Chelsea but it was unfortunate I had injury problems and I couldn't do it over a long period – like now.

coogar:
a player struggling to control ball won the golden boot in the dutch league. robben also played in that league and couldn't win it. both of them were wingers so their primary position had nothing to do with it. just one point destroyed everything that took you 60 mins to type.

That's why we said depay is a scam. If you are the highest goal scorer in dutch league , it means nothing to me but very huge to mumus like you. Kuyt at 35years, an epl long time reject is at present dutch highest goal scorer with 10 goals. Shame on you, depay and LVG. Meanwhile, there is a reason depay was nt awarded the best player in that league and also not the dutch player of the year. Man utd was scammed by dutch mafias, pure money laundering fraud.

coogar:
so these gifs are supposed to determine who the better player was at 21? depay won a golden boot at 21. show us the equivalent of such award that robben won in the dutch league or shüt the fück up till chelsea gets back into the top 4.

Just like i said kuyt is the current highest goal scorer in the dutch league, you should advise LVG to sign him by january. You want me to use foul language on you but i wont descend to that level. I used gif to tell you robben at 20 was a god to depay at 21 (even at his career peak). Robben was not struggling to trap balls like depay . He was not clueless with balls like merefish. Robben was one of our best performers in 2004/2005 season helping in winning matches. His dribbling runs were premium, depay at present is the direct opposite of 2004/2005's robben .

Comparing robben's early years at chelsea to depay's at man utd is like comparing an electric light to a spoilt lighter.

Perform mouth action? When i am not olisah metuh or lai mohammed.

coogar:
nani, ronaldo, robben, etc were all like that in the early days too. it's their substandard education in their lower-tier leagues that caused this nonsense.

Tell those youngies supporting man utd now about nani and ronaldo having substandard education and playing rubbish at 21, but dont ever use your filthy fingers to type that arjen robben at 20 or 21 was playing nonsense for chelsea in 2004 and 2005. Bomb dey your head? Robben that was an instant hit when he started playing for us in 2004 and won the premier league player of the month same month he debuted? It's shocking that you would just type lies here in megabytes with no remorse. He was very instrumenal to our epl title consecutive wins in 2005 and 2006, despite having injury problems. At 20, he won epl title with his contributions well-engraved on the title. he made the PFA team of the year and was the best young player in europe at 21. If you want to polish your useless depay, please dont let the god of soccer strike you down for ridiculing robben's breathtaking 2004/2005 performances. He might not be superb in goal scoring that time but he would not lose possession stupidly as depay is doing. Immediately he started for us in 2004/2005, all other teams were destroyed by his mazy runs. Dont compare a clueless player still struggling to control balls with his foot, always missing clear-cut chances to a player who played at the level far above his age for chelsea at 20, with accolades from everywhere. Only feed your fans your lies.



Robben at 20

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Depay at 21

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