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funlord:


Well as you know, sometimes a player needs to play his way back into form so these small small minutes can only help! He always tries to do too much which is expected of young players who try to "SHINE" instead of being productive!

Even rooney that let him take that freekick out of generosity advised him before the freekick to take it easy but my guy still released a scud missle into the stands!

As for coogars point, why don't you look @ it from this angle also, the philosophy seems to have affected most attacking players in the team and not only depay! Look @ our top consistent performers this season! Smalling? De gea? Rojo? Shaw? Jones? All defensive players! The only attacker really performing is martial and that's because he does his own thing! Defensively we have improved, attack wise not so much! Don't you wonder why?

Depay should n't have taken that kick at all. Earlier, there was a cross he wanted to nick, he ballooned it, one would think he saw fellaini in the sky. Some neurons in his body are dead. He only tried in the build-up to that goal, when he was blocked trying to dribble blindly into awkward space. He was a fun to watch. He should be playing in u-21 team to retrain himself.

As regards coogar's point, martial was tested in the wing and was effective most time doing what depay could n't do, taking on defenders and slaughtering them, coleman was one of the victims. If LVG's philosophy is against such style, why did LVG enjoyed martial in that role and used him there in subsequent matches to the chagrin of most of you guys who preferred him as a central forward? The fact is depay's poor play has nothing to do with LVG. He is a lazy guy in england to take selfies. he is a monumental scam, that's all. Lingaard, did n't have a perfect match but LVG left him on the pitch to continue to disturb the russians and pushed them to the walls. Depay is a fraud that was inflicted on man utd, he is not ready for top level footie.

nyabinghi:
rooney takes united to the top of the group wazza the best way to silence ingrates may the goals flow iseeee

Where is coogar? I need him to reply you and also my question on depay kicking balls as if he was booting out goal kicks.

funlord:

5; Depay? Worst player on the pitch even though he had only about 20 minutes! See free kick? See that cross to the fans? This kid needs more time on the bench (or less karauche time)!

Coogar said you should blame LVG's philosophy. I am not surprised at other poor touches he made, kicking balls into the crowd as if your team is doing unveiling of a new memphis depay is what i want coogar and others to come and explain to me

Depay saved his best for the last. he is my man of the match!!!

ElFenomeno1:
Memphis Tennessee still getting rested after the traumatic pulverisation of the Dutch team a few years ago... oops sorry a few weeks ago!

Coogar will leave this post untouched faster than how rooney ignored martial's through pass against palace boys.

Pataki:
Dayo, amugbo elenu rirun, how far for this week now?

Shey una go open yansh for us again this week?

He has learnt his lesson, he is afraid to say one thing and another happens. He has been tamed by your team. His tail in between his legs right now

Yahoo1:
if you are a football analyst i am certain u will be pennyless because u will never get a job. producing jst two senseless ratingd out of hundreds of games Busquets has played. You are the sentimental and senseless one here.

So i should call one yeye dm world best based on his performance against teams that players' average salaries are $10k per month? You must be out of your mind. Just two senseless ratings? You think i will be wasting my time on a sluggish player that has never won any individual award since 2009? A player FIFA will never recognise because when drilled technically he is just an average player?. A player that quakes when under premium counter-attacks. Abeg, bounce.

pelvicky:
just one bad game.... give me is last match rating

One bad game? Look, i dont rate messi based on his performances against teams like astana, nottingham forest or el kanemi warriors. Neither will I base my decision on edited youtube videos. Busquets has been enjoying the fact that barca is a great team whose attacking football would limit opposing teams' attacking forays. I have watched several barca matches and discovered a coquelin or schneiderlin would perform better as a DM for barca especially against top teams. How someone will equate this weakling as combination of makelele and zidane will make even busquets to open his mouth in shock.

ElDeeVee:
Busquets= combination of zizou and makelele

Hmmm this is serious. I'm sure if this was the old testament, them for use u do sacrifice for typing that rubbish.

What weed can cause sha...

We have quite a number of mad men in this section. One even said i was jealous of the buscuit player. I just don't know how sport section can endure such massive number of idiots dumping senseless comments per minute.

homesteady:
What it simply means is that - he has elegant skills and superb passing skills like Zidane and he covers his defense like Makelele. Gerrit?

What a compliment .

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Griffon:
The notion of collective responsibility is part of what many philosophers refer to as group morality. So brah we have to make sense of collective responsibility.

Who was the best right-back in the league last season? Ivanovic!

Now please tell, how did the league's best right-back become useless only after months? Lack of protection is your answer brah.

There's a need for the midfield to come good, big need.

So the same midfielders that neglected iva must have been supportive for azpi not to get sodomised like iva. Players do lose form tragically. Iva's wont be the first and the last. Vermaelen was arsenal's best defender before but when he started faltering, wenger benched him and later shipped him out. Let's call a spade a spade, iva's form is at present at its lowest ever. Azpi is doing his job, iva was not.

mcdreeezy:
See as you finish work for Busquets head

Busquet now combination of zizou and makelele. The w,eed these guys take before posting on nairaland will make fela turn in his grave.

Griffon:
Ivanovic's lack of pace was exploited because our phucked midfield left him exposed.

My brother please retract this. This same over-reliant on other players to cover for another's weakness is giving us problems. Imagine asking hazard to be worried about attacking to score and at the same rate track back to defend every now and then. If iva cant defend, another person should n't do that for him on the pitch while he is still there. A yawning gap to be exploited by opponents will always appear. Defenders are there to defend attacks, there will always be attacks, the primary role has not changed. If as a defender you are looking for 100% protection from your midfielders you are joking.

Ibime:
Mikel may be giving 100%. How can you tell?

If a snail say it is running at 100%, can your eyes detect the difference between a snail's 70%, 80% and 100%?

If any other player covered the ground in midfield at the speed Mikel does, that player will be accused of giving only 30%. . . . but it may well be 100% for Mikel.

100% of zero is zero!

Mikel should let those who have something to give speak. Obasanjo could enter Chelsea team today and tell us he is giving 100%, we won't be able to tell, nor would it make any difference at all.

Sounded funny but you have a point. But he should just talk about himself. I did n't see hazard and co giving 100% yet.

Mikel John Obi insists the players still believe in Mourinho. “We are right behind the manager,” the midfielder said. “There’s no doubt about it. In training we work very hard. If anyone can turn this around, we definitely think he’s the one. Last year we were champions. We won two trophies. José knows this club more than any other manager. He’s the most successful manager in the club’s history.

“ I definitely think that, if anything is wrong, if anything can be fixed, he is the one. There’s no one out there that is going to come in and fix what’s going on. If you tell the team that we are not giving 100% then there is the doubt, but we are giving 100%, we are playing for the manager, we are right behind him.

Mikel has turned to nairaland's coogar, throwing figures with reckless abandon. Which 100% are you guys giving at present? Mikel must have gone to the same under-the-tree secondary school that coogar also attended. 100% ko, 1000% ni.

coogar:
[s] i have been watching games with an analytic mind long before you started rolling tyres on the streets with toilet flies buzzing around your waist.[/s]

Now, those rap battles biting allegations against you are real. You took my line remodified it and now used it against me. You just keep on disgracing yourself up and down. The abobaku of fernando torres.

Chelseafan1:
Whoever told you that was right, back then he was always blaming those that played alongside Torres, last year, he was like Falcao wud score lots of goals for united too until the guy proved him wrong.

Coogs has been known for saying nonsense for years, no be today e start

I thought ibime was exaggerating cos he always ridiculed his contributions in this section in his rap verses. You guys have been torturing your eyes reading flapdoodles from schlemiels like him.

coogar:
any idiöt that is combative would partner matic excellently & provide that cover for your back four. that area of the pitch isn't your problem. hazard & begovic are your biggest problems.

90 + 10 = 100%

That area is n't our problem? . Then go and reedit as usual all junks you wrote initially. We will always restrain you from dropping nonsensical stuffs here and there. Meanwhile, I read on your thread, someone said in the past instead of blaming torres, you were always blaming his colleagues for not giving him good passes back then. I did n't know it's been long you have been making a fool of yourself. Well, enjoy the rest of the day. ciao

afrodoc2:
People like Coogar lol.

So coogar has been making a f00l of himself since? Unbelievable.

coogar:
[s]the spine of a team is the key....

courtois--zouma--matic--cesc--costa. this spine is good enough to haul chelsea back to the top-4.

build the team around cesc.....forget hazard, he's a flash in the pan. hazard himself has confessed he will never be a ronaldo/messi cos he's contented with 1 goal in a game.



the only reason you still have the gall to post on this forum is your lack of decorum. after the public flogging you got last week, i was expecting you to deactivate.

you lied to us robben won the EPL at 20. your lie was called out, you disputed that you wrote such baloney. the evidence was produced that you actually did........then you did a houdini disappearance.

from thread to thread, you get pilloried. you have the swag of a gang-rapë victim. nearly everyone here has peed in your face. it's obvious football punditry isn't your forte.....why don't you find a palm tree to climb instead of masquerading you have what it takes to discuss the intricate issues in football?

airfart......if you marry a tool like you, you shall produce idïots[/s].

Forget those craps. I know later ibime would address your ramires being our saviour as dm. The issue for now is how is 90%+10%<100% ?

Chelseafan1:
Lwkmd.....didn't you see he has re-edited his initial post to suit his senseless arguments, my own wahala now is that, he should even tell us how he came about his own 90% for Hazard and 10% for Courtois' absence, too many blunders tonight alone and he wants to be taken serious


We know about Squawka, whoscored, opta stats and the rest that come up with sensible stats.

Maybe he wants to start his own Hazard ratings and stats company

That's what happens when a nincompoop tryna prove knowledgeable and got exposed. Craps like him made me to leave this section in the past. I can't believe many twaddles and ludicrous analyses some ninjas spit in this section. It's terrible. I am happy sane minds are still here, though. Now he has ignominiously said our dm problem is 0%. That's what happens when a f00l is cornered with facts. I am done with him today.

coogar:
if it's not up to 1%, it is zero.

basilo101:
Is Jonathan the president of the East? why are nigerians stvpid?

My ghanaian brother, some nigerians are very stvpid o. I thought someone they were shouting up and down that gej till 2044 must have turned that region to paradise, not knowing he did n't do the federal roads in their domain. he scammed them yet they went ahead to vote for him. It's appalling.

Chelseafan1:
hehehe....he'll still come here to type his usual hogwash, we shall be here to disgrace him yet again

Lmfao.

After allocating 10% and 90%, he said the dm problem is not up to 1%. Even if it is 0.00001%, where will that come from? He is a disgrace to man utd fans .

coogar:
the DM position actually be filled by ramires or zouma. it's not a problem that is even up to 1%.

Spy360:
No because LvG > J Mou...

'Falcao'
What an old man saw while sitting, his apprentice want to see while standing.

Then go and call the coach, LVG understudied to come and replace him at man utd, based on your logic.

Chelseafan1:
Lmso....the idiot has changed his words, he said Ramires or Zouma can fill the DM, the fool initially stated that the team shud get a new DM o...

He'll keep saying rubbish to win argument, Nairaland shud just remove all this old men who are even older than Seun himself or the should create their own thread for them.

Coogar's brain is really on the decline.

Na to form Macho online dey yab even woman hin sabi.

Shame less man

Coogar is a fraud, i was n't surprised he quickly changed his words from 'new dm' to a 'competent dm'. Yet he was not smart at it. He now referred to ramires as that competent dm we have been missing. How i wish ibime could inflict him with curses tonight for saying that rami is the key now. Next time he would think twice anytime he types rubbish before clicking submit button on this thread.
Coogar, Mr. 90%+10% <100%

coogar:
the DM position actually be filled by ramires or zouma. it's not a problem that is even up to 1%. however, you were born feet first - your brain was overcooked/fried before the midwife was able to deliver you. rational thinking was never encoded in your genes.



i am smarter than all the losers that have sprouted out of your family tree. my toe alone packs more intelligence than all your ancestors cloned together.



you are a fool!
every week, the sensible chelsea fans have laid it bare that your hazard is pure poo! we know you have his naked pictures in your room that you wänk to - so it irks you severely when raumdeuter & i tear your idol into shreds.

like ibime have tutored you, hazard isn't in the top 20 players in europe. he has been finally exposed even in his league by kevin de bruyne, david silva, alexi sanchez, aguero, etc. don't even mention him next to neymar, bale, james rodriguez, reus or muller. how does it feel that your hero is being disrespected by coogar?

may amadioha, in his infinite mercies, impregnate you with 5 albino ewoks, you sinking swine.




says the fool that lied robben won the EPL at 20. the way you ran away from that thread like the flatulence of a leprous wïtch reminds me of harry houdini.

when you were an infant, you weren't a baby, you were a pikin. your memory bank has been defrauded. in other words, you have been rendered intellectually bankrupt!

i don land here - it's time to cop a squat on you.

We asked you a simple question, you returned, cursing. Where is the remaining percentage after courtois and hazard took 100% of our problems, which one will the new strong dm clean out? Answer in postcard before i ask mukina2 to ban you for behaving like a tout.

femi4:
Osimhen..goallll....nice cross Lazarus

His own lazarus is without wounds.

Chelseafan1:
lol....did you also see where he stated that Hazard alone shares 90% of Chelsea's problem while Courtois' absence takes the remaining 10% making 100%


In his second post, he wants the team to get rid of Hazard, Courtois shud come back and Chelsea shud get a strong DM.

I wonder where he got the remaining % for a new DM when Courtois and Hazard have taken 100% blame... lol

Coogar is a joke, he's too dull for a pundit, always typing nonsense.

He obviously wasn't in his right senses when he typed those nonsense up there.
Foolish old man.

90% + 10% < 100% to coogar. Few days ago i said his maths teacher was supposed to be guillotined.

Pataki:
Chelsea's problem is 90% hazard? Yet you were saying yesterday that Chelsea would have won the league even without Hazard last season, as Cesc and Costa were responsible.

So how can Hazard be 90% Chelsea's problem this season when you seem to think he was not (totally) responsible for Chelsea's success last season? Is this not some sort of ferhoodle of thoughts?

Sometimes i wonder what really goes on in his mind while typing. May be he thinks everyone here is a dullard.

So jonathan did not do all federal roads in the east? That man was a scam.

raumdeuter:
The team that started for Barcelona yesterday

Bravo, Alves, Alba, Pique, Matthieu, Busquet, Rakitic, Suarez, Neymar, Munir, Sergi Roberto. Almost all of them have been called average by these same Chelsea fans

What concerns anyone with barcelona starting muniru and ambali against one getafe team yesterday? may be those mathieu, mark and luke you listed were in church when sevilla beat barcelona? May be pique was in shakira's concert when celta vigo was brutalizing them 4-1. You cant just stop bringing jokes to every thread.

Mourinholic:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3298903/Chelsea-team-member-lose-win-Jose-Mourinho.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490


Mourinho has lost the dressing room

He has lost more than the dressing room.

StarBoard:
If your last line counts for rap punchlines then I think Fuji music would be a better option for me.

Yeah, you should run for cover to such genre. That is where you belong and can beat me hands down. I am wack in fuji music. Your ranting is akin to those fuji artistes' noises.

AdeLaNa1:
I didn't know man of the match awards could now win u the league.
Lool! Guy goals and assists win u matches. And Hazard had neither the highest goals nor highest assists for Chelsea but u say he was Chelsea's most important player bcoz he had 11 man of the match awards?? And u say am the one spitting nonsense.
All Hazard does is run and run with little end product. Nothing special. Sebi na the same Hazard we dey see dis season...

I asked you to remove all hazard's goals and assists especially when costa was out, and tell me if chelsea would have won epl, you are here blabbing. If you are not influential in a match, you wont be given man of the match. Sincerely, you deserve no further reply.

AdeLaNa1:
Airmark thinks he's the best player in Chelsea bcoz he had 11 man of the match awards last season....

I did not only think, i boldly confirmed it. His team , chelsea fc, his colleagues in chelsea fc, football writers association, Epl organisers all confirmed it. Only idiots would fault that.