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Aminat508:
buhahahaha airmark
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How are you doing? What is your view on the new efcc posture jare? The man looks like someone ready to work to me.

See the incoming chairman looking hungry, while lamorde has pot belly like wrestler big show.

Instead of chicha get me lacazette, charlie austin, aubameyang, eder or that boy matej jelic. For midfield i need a soldier like nainggolan, pogba or koke. John stones should just come and help me fortify the defence that has been caught napping in every match.

Rooney's 3 goals in UCL play off will not count but depay's 2 goals in the same play off will count and give him 4 goals this season. hmmmn, some people sha.

What is wrong with chelsea these days? Chicharito? That's how they brought fatcow, thinking he would return to his old monstrous form as he swapped red for chelsea's blue. It's like the club is under a spell. I cant just believe anyone will suggest chicharito . Why not allow drogba continue to play for us then, if there is dearth of prolific strikers in the world.

Ibime:
Who is that baboon up there discussing with, no be you? Are you not the one the baboons come looking for?

A comity of baboons will always gather where they are acknowledged.

But then, I'm not surprised that man communicates at the level he feels comfortable at. No be yesterday some civilised people tried to teach you the meaning of the word 'blooded'?

You are incapable of discourse with intelligent people, but comfortably understand and reciprocate the semi-literate gibberish of your ilk.

I done tire for your gutter discourse with your viewing centre pals flooding my eyes when I click on this thread. Take it how you want it.

When i was analysing our preseason matches and was hammering on chelsea's poor defence and attack with 190, chelseafan1 and few others toeing my line, you were busy talking about midfield as our main problem. Just after last match, you shamelessly agreed for the first time that we had attacking problems. What you see climbing skyscraper about footie, i will tell you while sleeping. For you to have said i engaged in unintelligible talks, really made you sound like a cow. Just stop mentioning my moniker again, i have distanced myself from your inanities since the day you said ramires was crap and did nt do anything for chelsea in 2011/2012 when he was awarded chelsea's best player. Please bounce.

Ibime:
Airmark, quit bringing semi-literate eediots to this thread.

Its like you people love discussing in your unintelligible gibberish language.

You and those you communicate with should take your conversations elsewhere.

Someone is busy spamming the thread with gibberish, you are busy communicating with him. I hope you know that only monkeys understand each other, so if you know you aint one, quit entertaining baboons.

Calm down i bring no one here. You have already taken shots at me and i ignored you. Was i the one calling them to come and troll? If you want to abuse the trolls stop tagging my moniker, direct your shots at them. I never abuse any chelsea fan here and i dont want anyone to stupidly do that to me, if anyone flout the rules of this section click the report button, there is mod to take care of that. You cant be lording your way of commenting on this thread on everyone. It never works that way. Not with me.

coded01:
Na bench e career go rise...Subersub things...

Werey. iniesta is getting old, neymar can be zuniga'ed anytime. Once hazard get his form back, he will start running riot in laliga.


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coded01:
Come oh! Wetin concern hazard with barca?

Egbelon- Madrid are waiting...

Keep dancing...

Better to move to barca. There are indications barca may swoop on him next season. If care is not taking his career may somersault if he remains at chelsea under mou.

coded01:
Where u go hide?

Hide ke? I have been busy, we are headed to yuletide period. Meanwhile, i was doing shakiti bobo on your thread yesternight. I just pray barca buys hazard next season and mou should continue turning our attackers to defenders to cover up his jaded defence.


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jstbeinhonest:
I hope y'all have voted for Messi to win the Puskas award.Voting ends Nov 30.Vote here....


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Laliga and yeye defenders. Chai.

coded01:
Una no dey learn...


Ask Airmark...

I just keep getting mentions up and down, what again o? what should he ask me?

sinizia:
Make it like 6 members, that would be okay for me (speaking for myself alone). But still hear what others have to say about it.

For now mikuz rules still stand. He is capable of enforcing it and possibly give concessions. I believe he will reply you accordingly. However, if only one member can pop the battle threads as expected, there's no reason to be bothered, sincerely.

sinizia:
He's wrong on that one. If such a rule was enforced on NL, NL wouldn't be existing till now. During my last battle, none of you 2 mods were online, after waiting endlessly, I had to create it myself. That particular rule can't work, it will cause more of anarchy than bring sanity back here. You 2 can NEVER ALWAYS be online or available to create threads. Even Séun can't do it that's why he has helpers (mods) to help him out. Scrap that rule, they're other important rules to be enforced than that one.

I understand you, instead of scrapping it, may be having two other members to have the power of doing it may be better. We were doing it before, like 4 members. But for now mikuz has his reasons and if he would n't be able to meet up with the challenges, he would n't have posted it. We are in the era of change

Iceskidd:
And Airmark is busy trying to troll Manchester United. mikuz that thread rule no go work

Werey kid. Rules are rules, when there are no rules, everything will be disorganised. Mikuz stated the rules he felt will bring sanity back here. Though, I am a bit busy with my offline works these days, commitments abounds. Any battle thread to be popped, beep me or mikuz, i will do the needful.

homesteady:
It means goals scored this year(since January). As at the time of filing the report, he had 21 total goals with 5 EPL goals, so which 20 championship goals are you talking of?

Your case is pathetic, so you had to add 16 championship goals to 5 epl goals ighalo scored this year to raise him higher and also honour him with one stupid 2015 english highest goal scorer? Does this mean a lot to you? Do you even know what epl stands for? It is english premier league not english championship/premier league. Ighalo is in hot form, thanks to proper grooming in the championship last season, which made him well prepared for epl this season. This is the last time i will reply you, cos i overrated your footie knowledge before now.

Debroslink:
If I say Negredo scored 23 goals in his first 33 games for Man city, take it as a gospel, and not rely on 50% fact you are reading from Wikipedia.

But as usual, I expect you to still display your ignorance as you always have done.

We are talking of epl, you can play against nottingham forest in capital one cup and score 6 goals, play against maclesfield and score 4 goals in fa cup. That will boost your poor goal tally in epl when added up. some coaches dont even use their best materials for such competitions. The issue here is epl, the fact is negredo scored 9 goals in 32 epl matches as against what he did in la liga scoring 25 in 36 matches before joining city. No matter how you want to twist it and paint it, negredo had a poor epl performance. That was why he was shipped back to la liga where he could be scoring with ease. He admitted his stay in epl was a nightmare, dont argue what you dont know.

homesteady:
I have always wondered why I don't visit rap section because I'm a regular at Music section, now I know why - it is your force field of extreme foolishnesss in that section that has been repelling me.
Jeeez
Does Top scorer in England mean the same as top EPL scorer? Don't you understand simple English?

You are more stvpid than i thought, we are comparing two elite divisions, laliga and epl, you were bringing a player that was scoring in championship, into our discussion. What rubbish is top scorer in england, when you were scoring the goals in championship? What kind of wack thought brought that about? It's high time i stopped conversing with you. The fact is ighalo scored 20 goals in championship not in epl in his first season in england, so what is the meaning of top scorer in england in 2015? If you are a medical student, i guess it's in one of these mushroom state universities and i doubt if you will graduate if you continue with this kind of inanity.

homesteady:
Hello? you should realise you are talking to a medical student, so Scram before I impart you with knowledge that all your generation won't be worthy to acquire! Rubbish.

You are a medical student prolly in 100 or 200 level. We were in your shoes before, i understand how it feels. You are pardoned.

homesteady:
Odion Ighalo was a nobody in La liga, he is now like a King in England, he is England top scorer in 2015

Did n't you do comprehension passage in secondary school? Did ighalo play epl immediately he came to england? Before you quote me do your homework well. What did you mean by 'ighalo is england top scorer in 2015'? You sounded like an illiterate. Please dont quote me in your nonsense online copy and paste stuffs again.

homesteady:
You are a really daft person! Are you normalizing a vertebra fracturing tackle? Or are you trying to say Hazard received worse?
Olodo, your vertebra is made of the same material and has the same fragility as everyone else's own. That tackle would injury anybody.

Ofcourse the tackle will INJURY anybody. You should be serving fufu in a buccateria.

hensben:
though I support barca in la Liga I like bale sha . See wetin him do for wales wetin giggs nor fit do.

Though the adjustment in the qualifiers helped them but you cant take it away from bale. He pushed wales beyond limit to get the ticket.

hensben:
abeg make barca sign hazard quick make him replace iniesta.

I want him to go to barca. I am 100% sure he will deliver.

hensben:
Depay is even strong but both of them lack pace.

Depay is a fraud. I always take him for rooney while playing these days. Neymar is tricky and should continue to play in la liga. I learnt barca is interested in hazard. That may be good for his career.

hensben:
I'm telling you. Lol. Neymar wey them go bully Comot for epl just like do Maria. Neymar case for epl go worse pass robinho own. I'm 100% sure of this.

Even when he newly came to laliga, as weak as most of their defenders were. He was advised to add more muscles. I like his game, he should nt try to come to epl for now. His case will be worse than merefish depay.

raumdeuter:
You know Arbeloa has all these too even Coentrao that was shipped out of Madrid

Bale just benefitted from others labout

What he has contributed has been 30 goals in 3 seasons of La Liga football

So bale has spent 3 seasons fully by november 2015? You are a nuisance.

Benefiting from others labour? Scoring a cup winning goal below against barca is your own definition of benefiting from others' labour, i wonder what you will call ronaldo's last season's taps-in.

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raumdeuter:
Has negredo ever been top scorer in La Liga, Has he ever been nominated as best player in La Liga? How many National caps does he have for Spain or started

Bale was PFA best player in EPL and he is currently a disgrace in La Liga. His goals keep reducing per season

Negredo scored 25 goals in laliga and 9 in epl matches. thats what is most important.

Bale is taking you for a fool.

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hensben:
You are lying to yourself Neymar is not strong and definitely not fast just skills with the ball and goal sense(though most of the goals are tap-in.) which suit la Liga.

Zuniga just played with him, he went on vacation for months. If he was the one that suffered kicks that hazard suffered last season, he will still be in crutches by now.

raumdeuter:
Since you have admitted that you are a novice maybe you can be pardoned. I cant be teaching you what you should have learnt since primary school

Yea thats good of you everyone see you are a piece of sh1t, tryna escape when cornered. Calling negredo 2nd tier striker scoring 25 goals in that weak league. Epl is not for weak defenders, thats why boatank was chased away with koboko. It's on record, in epl negredo scored 9 goals in 32 matches while his last season in la liga he scored 25 in 36 matches. Deal with it.

raumdeuter:
[s]Negredo has 23 goals in 1 season for Man City

23 goals 2600 mins. That is 1 goal every 115mins Which is a decent return[/s]

He did nt write 23 goals in 1 season, he said 23 goals in 33 games. Dont cover sh1t like you always do. Meanwhile i put it again to both of you that in epl negredo scored 9 goals in 32 matches while his last season in la liga he scored 25 in 36 matches, can you please explain that to me a novice how a 2nd tier striker did that in la liga?

raumdeuter:
Bale last season in EPL he scored over 20 league goals He hasnt scored 16 league goals in madrid till date. Suarez that scored 31 goals in EPL we are still waiting for him to do the same in La Liga

Bale was not a failure when he came to laliga, we saw how he destroyed yeye defenders in laliga with his runs, scoring and most times gave others to score. In his first laliga season in 27 games he scored 15, the season he scored 21 goals in epl he played 33 games. So wtf are you saying?. Throughout his stay in epl he played 136 matches, scored 42. In laliga in 59 matches he scored 30. Do the maths and stop disgracing yourself, saying di maria, morientes and co are 2nd tier players.

Debroslink:
Stop distorting facts. Negredo scored 23 goals in the colours of Manchester City. Deal with it.

Abi you wanna get ràped again this night?

Now it is 23 goals in the colours of man city

Debroslink:
Negredo scored 23 goals in 33 games for man city before injury took over.

Let me ask you again, how many goals did negredo score in 33 games for man city? Answer in postcard without colouring.

dmcdad:
Guy if na play stop am ooooo. E better make you curse me as you like, but no ever talk say I go play for Chelsea. Which kind swear be that one na? No try me oooooo.

i dont understand u again o, i meant your son dmc, not you. Abi u no be dmcDAD again?

Debroslink:
Negredo scored 23 goals in 33 games for man city before injury took over. Airmark said he's he's a flop. Hazard has 0 goals in about 20 games this season, he's a great; according to hensben and airmark.

Some Chelsea fans are plain stupid.

Please is there any other man city team apart from the one in england? Negredo scored 9 goals in 32 epl games bro. Get your facts well.

dmcdad:
I derive laughgasm in reading your posts. You and your guy no go kill me with una yeye arguments.

Dmcdad how is dmc? he may be the next dm of c helsea

homesteady:
So Soldado and Negredo are the only la liga imports that have played in EPL?
Which league did your club highest goal scorer of last season come from?
Which league did EPL golden boot winner come from?

When Negredo went to Man City, was he not banging goals before he got injured and lost form? Now that he is back in la liga, he sometimes does not even make the squad list.

You don't expect me to start listing names and writing articles on them as if this is where i earn my living. Go and ask morientes and co they will educate you.

raumdeuter:
How come Ozil Sanchez, Deloufeu, Cazorla, Silva, are performing

How come 3 of the top 5 goal scorers and 3 of the top 5 assist givers last season are from La Liga

Or how come all the 3 top assist givers this season are all ex la Liga

Go and ask them they would tell you the difference is clear like 7up. Ozil was criticised in his early days in epl before he started adapting to the rigour. Alexis was n't given chance at barca cos of a lot of star players. Aguero, costa's lives have never been the same again since they entered epl. Most of those you mentioned did nt have it perfect the way they thought in their first season. Heat was oozing out of di maria's head each match day in epl. l. Defenders hardly joke here, they go bumper to fender with you to the jugular. Though presently he is down, thats why i want hazard to leave epl and go to la liga, he will easily survive there chewing gums and banging in goals like neymar, ronaldo, messi, bale and co.

dmcdad:
Bro life is too short not to be smiling always. Plus, we have comedians better than Nigeria's topmost standup comedians on here. Thank God Chelseafan1 is no longer in that league. Him don give him life to Christ.

The rest of una? Una need deliverance.

werey man. We are all here to catch fun. I use smilies a lot too.