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Perform mouth action? When i am not olisah metuh or lai mohammed.

coogar:
nani, ronaldo, robben, etc were all like that in the early days too. it's their substandard education in their lower-tier leagues that caused this nonsense.

Tell those youngies supporting man utd now about nani and ronaldo having substandard education and playing rubbish at 21, but dont ever use your filthy fingers to type that arjen robben at 20 or 21 was playing nonsense for chelsea in 2004 and 2005. Bomb dey your head? Robben that was an instant hit when he started playing for us in 2004 and won the premier league player of the month same month he debuted? It's shocking that you would just type lies here in megabytes with no remorse. He was very instrumenal to our epl title consecutive wins in 2005 and 2006, despite having injury problems. At 20, he won epl title with his contributions well-engraved on the title. he made the PFA team of the year and was the best young player in europe at 21. If you want to polish your useless depay, please dont let the god of soccer strike you down for ridiculing robben's breathtaking 2004/2005 performances. He might not be superb in goal scoring that time but he would not lose possession stupidly as depay is doing. Immediately he started for us in 2004/2005, all other teams were destroyed by his mazy runs. Dont compare a clueless player still struggling to control balls with his foot, always missing clear-cut chances to a player who played at the level far above his age for chelsea at 20, with accolades from everywhere. Only feed your fans your lies.



Robben at 20

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Depay at 21

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darefestus:
Because, Depay is everything but one, he will cut-in and have a pop, and it is his inability to do the basics that have formed opinions about him being shiite. Usually all he has to do is drop is shoulder and get a yard or two to get his shot away, but your Ninja cant seem to even beat a stick at the moment, sadly he wont offer anything else, as he isnt renowned for his crosses or final ball anyway.


How often do "traditional wingers" score 28 goals a season?

Against a championship side just like you said he failed. Sincerely, i cant remember the last time i saw a man utd number 7 as bad as this and coogar is screaming we should blame LVG philosophy. The same LVG that allowed martial to make daring runs at the wings. Coogar is shameless.

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AdeLaNa1:
Jesu Oluwa o
Simple ball control, the boy no get. He did the same against Arsenal too.


Nonetheless, i'm still on the Depay Bandwagon for now. I still believe he'll come good.Y'all haters should chill

I even want you to continue believing him to take you to the wonderland. I pray LVG continue using him and rooney because i know, that means your team will be playing 2 men down. Depay was a delight to watch for me yesternight. He entertained me.


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coogar:
LVG's shackled football is the problem, not depay!!!

You will soon blame the grass in england for not cooperating with your new c ronaldo.


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raumdeuter:
Alaba must play Left back and Lahm play Right back

We need to stop the Alaba at CB and Lahm in midfield experiment

You need a better CB to cover boatank's lapses very well. Alaba overrated the alago of a defender.

homesteady:
[s]
Someone ignorantly made a comment which has been exposed with common sense and stats as false and you are still carrying the matter on your head.
BTW, didn't you see where he admitted his ignorance?[/s]

Chelsea issues on my mind now, not a chance conversion crap that would rate giroud as one of the best in epl. such stats in soccer is not the ultimate. Mourinholic and chelseafan1 had said it all. swerve.

Ibime:
for culling.
Expect announcement on new Mikel contract soon to double our blood pressure.

How do you see mikel's last two performances bro?

AdeLaNa1:
Wat if Depay is so poor now, just because of LVG's style of play?? Even the likes of C.Ro and Messi will ve a hard time playing in a team where they aren't allowed to run at defences or take risks they are sure could open up the defence.

So LVG's style of play made merefish to be running, dribbling into congested area without brain like headless chicken? The style made him to miss begging chances? Not to be able to release accurate passes as at when due? The earlier they sit him down and explain to him that he is in epl where he needs to focus on playing soccer with all his heart, not thinking of cinemas and changing h.oes up and down, the better for him. I dont wish him that , though.

Nihilist:
He can't be worse than Zouma lailai.

Zouma has pace but no acceleration. His bulk means he's not agile. His height makes it difficult for him to switch directions mid-run. And then he has no attacking sense. Can't pass or cross. Can't dribble. Can't see pass.

Wasn't rami a wing back[b] before[/b]?

You are right about rami's agility but ramires does n't look like his old self anymore. Defensively zouma seems better to me.

Chelseafan1:
Ramires is clumsy and worse than Zouma defensively but better offensively.

Very correct.

Nihilist:
I like Ramires sha. Why can't he be played at RB instead of Zouma? He's fast, he has loads of stamina, and he doesn't actually need to try and pass the ball...

I once wished he could be used at RB , but it seems he has lost confidence needed to play it successfully. Inside the box rami may gamble with untimed tackles. Look at the build up to stoke's goal, he ran into the wrong side of the player that gave assist to walters. I am afraid he may be worse than zouma.

Ibime:
Chelsea football club is proud to announce that Ramires has signed a new contract until 2019.

The season goes from bad to worse. . .

As much as i like rami, i dont support this 4 year deal.

raumdeuter:
[s]How many goals did Papis Cisse score last season, How many games did he play.

This is where Half education becomes a problem. when stats get in the hands of mumu. When you see stats dont you also consider number of games played?

Last season Neymar had 39 goals played several games

Highest goal scorer in the CL/. So explain how Neymar is analogous to Pappis Cisse here

Which of Walters or Pappis Cisse was a top scorer in any competition they played[/s]

Chelseafan1 had educated this neymar chance conversion crap to you. I cant repeat it all over to you. Go and recheck and stop spitting rubbish.

raumdeuter:
[s]So we need to lose another game to Arsenal? i thought the one we lost was enough to make Arsenal win the Cl or top the group

Can you extend your analogy of Mikel to Neymar and chance conversion? Stats show Neymar has one of the highest chance conversion, Now spin this into your narrative that he misses chances[/s]

Walters and Papiss cisse by stats had a better chance conversion rate than diego costa last season, only a senegalese fool will rate cisse as a better striker than costa. Please use your eyes and brain to watch and analyse soccer.

raumdeuter:
Neymar missing chances yet stats shows he is one of the best chance converter in the whole of Europe. Shouldnt that put you to shame but alas Chelsea fans have no shame

Pained I lose to Arsenal? Thats a small team mentality like for Chelsea not us. We are topping the group Arsenal is not even second

I remember a seaosn West Ham beat Man utd home and away yet Manure won the league, I am sure in your small team mentality. man utd would be pained when they look at that season

Stats can state mikel obi gives 90% of successful passes but sensible people will look at the type of passes that boost the stats. I am not in for back and forth with you on that. Meanwhile, you are comparing a league involving 20 teams with 38 round-robin matches and a ucl group stage of 4 teams with 6 matches for each club . You are pathetic. Just lose the 2nd leg arsenal match and lets see how you fare by may 2016.

Griffon:
There are not too many 'amazing' right-backs out there, so I'll say keep Azpilicueta at the right whilst Rahman retains his place at LB.

Nainggolan is a good option for the CM. The ninja's rumbustious influence at the heart of the midfield is certainly what we're missing this season, and I really believe he's one of the most tenacious tacklers in European football.

A mini-Vidal is what we need in that midfield TBH.

100000000000000 likes. I prefer naingolan to witsel. That guy will help our midfield. He is d0pe.

Chelseafan1:
All these are bullshit, Neymar wastes chances, I'm not here to argue with y'all Neymar fan boys.

I'm talking about giving Traore a chance.

If they say mutairu is better than ikedia. Just accept so that they can leave this thread. Some of them know you are right about neymar missing chances and scoring some, but they will never agree wih you guys here. Pls let them carry their wahala go their threads. Raumdeuter is still pained losing shamefully to arsenal that he had called bayern's b1tch and would want to do anything to make himself happy. Just ignore the mumus .

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ElFenomeno1:
Does Depay still need more time?!

He needs extra time, yesterday he would have won the match in the extra time but was removed in 71 minute. So i dont really blame him.

sinizia:
I'm not even bothered about Depay, his place is on the bench

You go soon hear am from coogar.
It means depay is trying hard to remain on the bench.


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AdeLaNa1:
This is where u know the United fans wey no get shame and would rather see us struggle to get wins instead of getting back to our yrs of dominance where we destroyed teams left, right and centre.

'We played well' against a team we should be beating anyhow. Especially at OT for that matter.

I dont blame them. I blame LVG for all these nonsense.....

I love this.

AdeLaNa1:
15th!!

Yeah got ya.


15th September, 2015


PSV Eindhoven 2

Manchester Utd 1

Pataki:
Merefish is the best fraud ever sold to Manure. WallStreet needs to come learn what a fraud good market for Manure.

When Prophet Pataki was talking about this fraud of a player months ago on this thread, manure fans insulted the living daylight out of my ministry.

On the night iheanacho (still collecting stipends) was a star to watch for man city against the epl giants' killers crystal palace, our new c ronaldo was the worst player against a championship side.

AdeLaNa1 , leyqute, sinizia


Wait oooo. I just got to know that the match was played in old trafford. Wow Man utd is a useless team. LVG is a senseless coach. Upon all the money spent this season.


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coded01:
Rooney
Carrick
Young

All lost their penalty kicks...


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Where are they? Coogar - Young & Elampiro - Rooney!

This gif has been patented by me, but you are free to use it against man utd.

Mourinholic:
Depay was rested for 2 weeks, came into the line up against a championship team and still end up being the worst player........

Depay's worst player award will soon be more than Hazard's MOTM awards

They should just remove that crap from England. He should be dumped in uzbekistan.


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Nihilist:
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Pietrorico trying to sneak in and read the comments in silence...

I see you my nigga

What snide comment do you have for us tonight?

Where is starboard abi na cardboard?

sinizia:
Exactly my point. These younglings injected that fun, creativity and energy that lacks when Mata is on our wings and Rooney is leading our attack. We lost, I feel bad about it; but these niggas played to their best abilities. Rooney won't be bashed by me if he keeps his performance up.

Wow Chineke me, against middlesbrough. Unbelievable. Scholes, beckham, ronaldo,ferdinand,schmeichel need to read this


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Bimffo:
I am Lost. Did he?

He scored the hat trick on play station. Where is coogar abeg

Odunharry:
bros I need food o.. bolee and kpomo mk round

Na wa for you ooo. boli and epa is ok for u. U dont deserve kpomo, you lost.

Keky:
Airmark, I want gbegiri ooo

Dayo raumdeuter don finish all the meats. Please manage this

AdeLaNa1:
Players he shoulda rested, he didn't rest them. He played them and we still lost. LVG is a fuking genius!!

Dj nihilist pls play

Olamide story for the gods for this baddo.


Do you know any ekiti boy around? Iyan dey here

chidexxy007:
hahaha....

You were a doubting thomas before. Now that depay is the confirmed worst player of the match, whatyasay?

Amala for pataki and all ibadan boys in the house

Nihilist:
Let's get down to business
I don't got no time to play around, what is this?
Must be a circus in town, let's shut the shyt down
On these clowns.... can I get a witness?

Pataki our guest of honour has flown in all the way from Greece.


Sinizia how you doing?

Finetuned:

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