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bigkesh:
Best DM ever??

Don't get it twisted, he meant Best DIVE MERCHANT.

Nice investment

Anytime I watch this goal, I saw the ''world best DM'' running like a pregnant woman. I just wish ramires could get his magic wand back.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7FdqIthU0s

nonsoroyalty:
At least we can say bayern are an elite europe force plus we lost some key players on the first leg

If you want to engage me in arguing please don't take after your mentor Dayo, whom 'lying spirit' has decorated his body as head office. Also come up with sensible points and don't write it here cos they are irritating to members. Tag me on your Barcelona thread, I will come and finish you there. I will like you to cover up your lie by listing those some key players barca lost in the first leg you were sodomised 4-0. Let me help you by listing the players that played that day and those on the bench. It will be easier for you to tell us those some key players lost. If you can't, don't bother replying.

01 Valdes
02 Alves
03 Pique
15 Bartra yellow card
18 Alba yellow card
06 Xavi
08 Iniesta yellow card
16 Busquets
09 Sanchez yellow card
10 Messi
17 Pedro (Villa 83)
Substitutes
13 Pinto,
19 Montoya,
22 Abidal,
04 Fabregas,
11 Thiago,
25 Song,
07 Villa

onila:
that kind of pretty posh girl

dating that ugly razz low class musician

ewww gross

If your husband or bf is as handsome as dbanj you will not have time for Nairaland.

Mexense:
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/aug/12/eva-carneiro-chelsea-doctor-facebook-jose-mourinho

Eva Carneiro’s Facebook post played big part in fall-out with José Mourinho

Carneiro had only previously made one post on her public page but she took to the social media platform to “thank the general public for their overwhelming support” in the wake of Mourinho’s rant. It was, she added, “really very much appreciated”.

She was supposed to handle that with wisdom. Club first. she could have said something like ' thanks everyone is working for the progress of the team and all will be resolved soonest as we are one big united family. '

CorneliusSulla8:
Which mutual respect ?
Them dey laffu for your back
I go bet you moni say at least one of them has a copy of that match and he fondles himself with the bayern flag, Wrapped around his junk with tears of joy falling from his eyes,
And you revenge pales in comparision to that epic trashing of the "world greatest club"

You dey mind them? They easily forget we can remind them when they goof and hit their heads on the wall with neck-breaking speed. That kid was asking me why Chelsea conceded 5 goals with one man down, but forgot that his team lost scandalously 7-0. only for the other to come and be talking gibberish about mutual respect. what concern mutual respect when we are talking about a disgraceful outing. if Yaya toure was still in barca and played in those losses they would have said he caused them the loss. The best " DM ever liveth '' was on the pitch when they were whitewashed 4-0 in munich but the f00ls will come here saying the diver made them win all matches as if we don't know those who pivot their winnings. Bunch of mumus invading Chelsea thread.

nonsoroyalty:
Excuses guy u no get shame?


O ye wailing wailer even if barca loose match una go still call am controversial loose

U lost stop crying over a loss in 1999


I no expect better thing from someone who said xavi once played as a right back for spain


Any ways why ur no nonsense defence concede 5?


If na laliga u go rush say na rubbish league

Nonso must you quote me?. Ok I have honoured you now by replying. Despite the fact that you might be in day-care with water bottle in your mouth, when they played that match, since inception of UCL, Chelsea has never lost 7-0 goal aggregate in a pairing unlike Barcelona against Bayern just two years ago. What does that tell you? Now you can crawl back into your hole. Nonso my man.

Ibime:
1999 or 2000 Champions League

We won the first leg 3-1 at The Bridge if I remember right, with Figo grabbing a consolation

Went away to Nou Camp and got hammered 5-1 after extra time (Scores was 3-1 at full-time). I think Tore Andre Flo scored our goal that day.

In the first leg zola show dem pepper. At nou camp, our defence was resilient, Babayaro had to be sent off as they turned the table, in a controversial manner.

Pataki:
As useless as Bendtner was in the Premier League, he was unstoppable by that useless team in Germany. Even their coach was looking like someone that 'igbe ngbon' (persin wey wan shiiit).

I just need a Ronaldo to kick his a.zz from behind like that. Morra fvcka

Pataki:
Laff go tear my pata tonight.

This is how to expose Dayo. We are here talking of a Bendtner who has just barely two goals in 18 appearances in that BurnThisLeagueDown sodomizing Alago and his useless defence. Abi no be the same Alago of World Cup again? Abi Terry win World Cup again? He is talking of Ayew. LOL! The same Bendtner that could not even get near the 18 yard box of Arsenal some days ago.

The last time bendtner struggled to impress was in 2005 when he was 1million times better than he is now. In fact after 2006 at a time he did nt play active club football for 4 solid years. We can understand if the likes of messi, Ronaldo, hazard scored against Bayern in the past but not a bendtner that only scored 9 goals in 9 years. Even his mates were shocked. For that disgrace, Bayern are supposed not to give the rest of this year's wages to the back 4 that featured that day, for allowing such ignominy to befall the german giants. It's an irredeemable occurence.

raumdeuter:
This is what Andre Ayew reduce the Chelsea legend to

Andre ayew is a big name where he came from, scoring goals regularly in france. But for some one who has spent almost 10 years of his career always on loan and scored only 9 club goals since 2007 to have scored Bayern is not acceptable. All the Bavarian defenders should be tied to a van and dragged on the streets of munich for 3 hours. And then flogged with 99 strokes of cain. You should hide your face somewhere dayo!!! Pataki come and see Dayo oooo.

CorneliusSulla8:
You should've kept kenneth omeruo wetin kalas and stones don win for this life ?
Omeruo na nations winner.

Omeruo is on loan, gary cahill sequel to joining us did n't win anything for Bolton but became useful for Chelsea. It does n't mean, individual prowess is what matters most.

Pataki:
Bendtner una step papa from Wolfsburg says hi!

But it still amazes me how a useless player like bendtner would reduce a whole Bayern to nothing.

homesteady:
Mr Man, this is a forum, everybody is quotable! I should even be telling you that sef, because you always come back with more daft replies!

Was the 1st part of my reply to complex for you to understand, that you had to cut it out, only to reply to the conclusion?

You specifically asked for the type of goal he scored against Athletic Bilbao, is every wonderful gonzalo he scores the same as the goal he scored against Athletic Bilbao?

What do you see to ramires moving to juventus, bro?

Icon4s:
Hmmm Oil workers from Escravos. Na Chevron workers be that o.

That moment when u have spent abt 1month at an Oil field. Away from ur children ur wife, friends & co. U have already planned how u give ur wife or galfriend a treat in d bedroom & stuffs like that u know....As u are busy fantasicing hoping to land in 5mins, so all of a sudden d pilot shouts "mayday-mayday, adopt d brace position and get ready for impact!" and seconds later.......Hmmm.

Trust me I know how things like these play out. I narrowly escaped one offshore of Escravos in 2007. The first things that came my mind at dat dying moment were my mom and d money I Had in my account.

RIP departed fellows.

My last trip to naija, for a landing delay the pilot initially told us would be just 10 minutes , our plane was roving around lagos for 2 hours because of bad weather and God-knows-what. At a moment the pilot could n't tell us situation again for several minutes, with many jerking of the plane. I almost died of shock and thinking so this is how I would end it. RIP to the dead, it's not an easy experience.

bigkesh:
When girls go dy lust up and down over tall guys nko.....Abeg let the guy enjoy his life

Make him dey enjoy come turn agbonivbasket soon. ok ooo

chrisley024:
he even did a JT with De Bryunce's gf

That one na albino now.

chrisley024:
John Terry syndrome strikes again.

I know that tall guy is a bad boy. The way he looks, I know he is a player.

homesteady:
Concerning the goal - don't you find your request quite ridiculous? Messi plays la liga teams and EPL teams at a ratio of like 50:1, so do you expect him to score this type of goal that he scores at an average of 1 per 100 games? Sigh!

How much should I pay before you stop quoting me bro? Your poor soccer analysis still reflects in your mathematical calculation. You should watch the video below and count those ones he scored from outside of the box in barca colours against sluggish and senseless laliga defenders and ask yourself if your 100:1 of solo effort goal nicked it, having it in mind that he has played 315 games for Barcelona as at last month. This is Chelsea thread, enough of these abeg.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ozd9flfajYI

bigkesh:
Imagine if Eden won the treble..... Anyways Neymar > Hazard last season (strictly because of treble)

But wait o...how did ikedia become the 6th best player in Europe..... ko ye mi o

That's the kind of stvpid stuffs they dropped on thread. They would say he is a bad player, after sometimes they will come and post something else to expose their fooleries.

homesteady:
Wow... So you are now sensible enough to consider that there are factors that can lead to lesser goals in a league?

Use this part of your brain that was able to consider the bolded factor to also consider that la liga has the best attackers in the world, hence more goals are expected to be scored there!

Must I drill your brain before you comprehend what we are arguing about here? Everyone knows they have best attackers. Fact is they have more number of worst defenders in laliga than epl. Just help raumdeuter to post video of your attacker, messi dribbling 5 epl defenders and scoring just like he did against bilbao in a cup final. Is it hard for you to understand? Please stop quoting me.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOX2QpfMkq4

Bimffo:
Every principalities, Every power, Every director, Every karishika, that wannna stop the sale of Ramires to Italy, please make una die by fire.

Die ooo, Make Una die! Oya die die die by Fire, Oya fire fire fire fire fire!

Blueish MFM man leleyi oooo

homesteady:
SMH!
In Nigeria premier league 2013/2014(last season) - 836 goals scored!
So you see how silly your point is?

We are talking of elite leagues you are bringing a league where home supporters would threaten referees and opposing players with charms before matches amongst other irritating factors mitigating against good performances. Please don't ever quote me again. wtf.

raumdeuter:
Its to show you how stupid a request it is.

How many games has Messi played against EPL teams and How many games has Messi played against La Liga teams.

Only a Chelsea fan can ask that asinine question

Thats why in a like manner I am asking you to show us a goal RVP scored vs La Liga opponent thats like his goal vs Charlton or a goal Rooney scored vs La Liga opponent thats like his goal vs Man City

He has played more than 20 matches against English sides and as the best thing in the world he needs no gazillion matches to pull that through. Henry did nt need friendly matches with la liga teams before he could sodomise real Madrid's defence at bernabeu in February 2006.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6OuYKSkIWU&spfreload=10

Please I am expecting the video of messi dribbling 5 epl defenders before scoring like in video below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOX2QpfMkq4

Ibime:
If this happens I will sacrifice white ram to Fenibeso . . .

You need to create ogoni utd fc, may be they will be a feeder's team to chelsea. By the way I saw Jigsaw throwing some shots at you on FFR. lwkmd

raumdeuter:
Show a solo effort goal from Yaya toure who has the skill of a baby girrafe not only against Spanish defence but ANY team in the whole of Europe like this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9YIQUw-Tu4

Or Rooney or Van persie

Has messi turned to yaya toure? I asked you of messi dribbling 5 epl defenders and scoring, in your usual dubious manner bringing yaya into it. Even the video showed yaya dribbling only one defender before scoring and not 5 defenders as in messi's case. Though I am supposed not to reply this weak strategy of yours, I will show you a video where yaya dribbled 3 f00lish spanish defenders and scored. This will be the last on this issue until you supply the video of messi as requested by me :


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15GGsEIUms8&spfreload=10

raumdeuter:
^^ WHo are the no nonsense defenders, Shame dey catch am to mention their names cos we see their records in Europe no be dem dey concede

28 goals in 24 CL games just last season. No nonsense indeed

Stop ducking.

Show a solo effort goal from messi from near centre circle line where he dribbled 5 defenders and scored against an English team like the one below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOX2QpfMkq4

raumdeuter:
For those asking how Messi would do in the EPL. Go watch the video below

Show a solo effort goal from messi from near centre circle line where he dribbled 5 defenders and scored against an English team like the one below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOX2QpfMkq4

chic2pimp:
Who are these so called No nonsense defenders?

Google is a good search engine. Enough of feeding you with facts and still you will keep on shifting the post when cornered. That was how dayo was asking yesterday what awards valdes, abidal and pique won as best player in their positions.

@ Ibime, it seems feelers from Italy have it that ramires is one leg in turin.

raumdeuter:
Ronaldo at 24 scored 31, Suarez with a ban scored 31 league goals in a wretched Liverpool team

Now add Messi, Neymar Griezmann etc to the EPL and

Keep shifting post. How many goals has messi scored against Chelsea since we have been meeting barcelona? But he would do this to a whole defence line in a Spanish cup final:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOX2QpfMkq4

It would interest you that his best goals in his career are those he scored in laliga matches not in ucl or international matches.

If you add messi, neymar, griezmann to epl there is every likelihood of one or more of these happening to them:

*Be on and off the field due to injuries since most defenders are no-nonsense here. Ask diego costa and aguero, it's not a league you will be chewing gums and banging in 8 hat-tricks in a season.
*Be frustrated and shipped away quickly like Di maria and negredo its hot in here
*Be impotent unlike who they were in laliga, check negredo and soldado



Facts don't lie


.......................TOTAL EPL GOALS (38 matches for each team) ..........TOTAL LALIGA GOALS (38 matches for each team )

2014/2015............................975............................................................................ 1009

bigkesh:
Imagine Busquet on a cold Monday night at stoke..........

Ibime:
Juve interest na buy one get one free. They always never come up with the money demanded. They've been chasing Ramires, Oscar and Cuadrado all summer but when you ask them to drop kishi, they start talking about loan

Even if they take ramires on loan, is it not better? His game has dropped drastically.

raumdeuter:
Summary La liga teams who we claim have no defence conceded 25 goals in 35 games, while the EPL that has defence conceded 28 goals in 24 games

Left to intelligent people to make their own deductions

Left to intelligent people, they would ask you, did each team in la liga play 35 matches a whole season before they can accept your dubious stat? You keep confirming you are a crook who manipulates facts to suit a jejune view of yours. They will ask you to bring total goals scored by all 20 teams, not selected teams, that played 38 matches both in epl and la liga and juxtapose. You always try to change an argument once superior points are opened to your Unclad eye. So the stats you wrote are not for sound minds, they are for your village people. Laliga as a whole has more 'werey' defenders than epl.

.......................TOTAL EPL GOALS (38 matches for each team) ..........TOTAL LALIGA GOALS (38 matches for each team )

2014/2015............................975............................................................................ 1009

MrsPhyno:
Yes o
Who had your favourite verse on the track.

I aint talking about you nigg* have gat many screws to loose in the head/ to ba de aro lobere mi ni be/mo ni duplex pelu BQ too n be/....... Oshe hot nigg* awon ayan bobby shmurda/ Mo ti take over throne yi awon eyan te fi so da?/...
efele ekuro lona oba nbo/my wackest track is the hottest track on your album/

They all killed it. But i relate with olamide's flow most.