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sleakid: Anyways dont forget ah gat a brawl wid u
One.

Sorry, i dont have time for weaklings.

Congrats sleakid, this is the level ya belong to.

I just did it. I guess no one noticed?

Ngozi? What kind of hearts these animals have? Even a woman for that matter.

Nigeria’s First Lady, Dame Patience Jonathan Wednesday afternoon returned to Nigeria from Germany where she was hospitalized for several weeks.

Vanguard gathered that Nigeria’s first lady arrived at the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport, Abuja, the Federal Capital Territory, FCT, on a presidential jet at about 4 pm and was welcomed by some top government functionaries and other well-wishers.



http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/10/breaking-news-patience-jonathan-arrives/

siddoggg: AiRMaRK,pLz aH FinK U sHouLD knOW WhErE d BounDaRY enDZ!.......

Do mE a FaVouR n KeeP mY namE ofF yA tHuMbZ k?


#NufF SAid#

Mistaken ya for a real head. Fixin battle with that poor kid. GEERR OUTTTT.

sleakid: Loool ffag go burst yaself. I resemble yu wey dey go thief ordinary speech frm another site..
Mehn accept me c/o and stop talkin trash. Na soo u fear me reach?

Ahahah, look at this mofo. I fear you? Even Siddogg, ya boss no fit talk that.

khimwhyte: Sorry to say but u are afraid of sleakid. U keep changing topic whenever he talks about open c/o.
Khimkiller

Even sleak knows i would never be afraid of him. I had given him a death blow in ''Rap Cypher Challenge'' thread. Lemme finish his mentor, and will call him out and not the other way round.

sleakid: 2010, sidd brought me into the rap-game.. Check..
Dats while i never wanted to brawl my boss.

That was why one lied that he was indisposed and another said his phone battery was flat when they were supposed to battle each other in the group stage. Ya brought fixing to da game. These azz.lickers should be banned.

siddoggg: AiRmArK,wAtZ WiF d BiCKErinG?aH waZ inDiZposED tHrUouT YeSteRdAY!.......oR dO U finK aonT hAvE otHeR FinGz DoinG aSidEZ teXt-BaTtLinG?.......sMH 4U sHa!

sleakid: Fool i had flat battery all day... We still grindin. No be by insults..

khimwhyte: I see. No wonder yhu and sidd rap alike.

Ya are a smart alec. Sidd is giving him lines. Bursted!

4days and she did nt eat?

Ya funny dude. Ya callin out is like Soldierboy callin Jay Z out. I murked ya in da cypher thread, there is no 2nd chance in ma dictionary. I expected you in the final here, but it seems you also know ya outta final stage. Sorry bro. I stay fly, no comin down.

Cape verde? I will see Thierry Henri's brothers play.

Hmnnnnnn, sorry dearie. I was also suprised you could nt turn up. No voodoo.
I was seachin for you like my first love, but you left me alone. Thank God i found u.

Ya thinking ya cant make it to da final here?

^^^ Yeah they had a lot of time to bring those verses out.

Somebodi don die. Mikuz, the finalists don show.
@ Khimwhite, big ups.
@ Safari, hope ya doin good? You killed the fun for not showing. Miss ya

Leggo


Just like her name, safari on long hike(iyke) to the lion’s den/
like muttalab movin to d states from country called..... yemen/
I fly in private jet, you attracted shameful ‘’booing’’ (boeing)/
Why are u winking?, u dirty slut am not here for wooing(who in)/
Christ Jesus, we know he’s our lord and our saviour/
Safarigirl, a rapper? she looks more like a tailor/
Showing aprons (ape runs), she keeps beggin, ‘’Lemme be slave in ya whole clan’’/
I laughed, she stinks, not worth movin close to my gate man/
Millions feet above sea level, niggas envy ma epic flight/
Safari losing out, still battling...... stage fright/
Like in golf(engulf), ma effort dumped her in a hole, what it do?/
I spit, R-I-P on ya verse, ya Rap-Is-Poo/
Ma flows drag ya on da lawn, am ya tormentor(tour mentor)/
You should be behind bars,ya disgracing rap music sector/
Asked you to go on board, you mofo lookin for writing board/
Fams don’t be surprised, safari's skeleton in ma cupboard/



Airmark

dj5naira: That was no battle boy . . . still learnin' the rope/
Ma crew burst into sheer laughter at ya prewritten joke/
No 'Err' when I start to pen . . all ma lines d.ope/
And ma flows . . . Diabolo II, 'Mark' starts to choke!/
No doubt . . I'll shred Mark to pieces like biblical chapters/
Dismember his corpse . . . make him rest in pieces like brutal slaughters!/
Mark my words . . . I didn't say grade 'em you line biter/
Up stage with oxygen mask on . . . cuz of his breath/
Halitosis been his best friend since birth/
Hereditary . . even his families suffer the effect!/
Advertisin' what you do offline . . imitatin' ya father/
Rinsin' cow hides . . sharpenin' dagger/
U'z an Aboki . . . I mean those guys displayin' suya/
Scared crow . . you immediately change your pics . . moment you dropped this/
Still remember the shape of your head . . and I would say it/
Long, thin . . . like that of an erected d.eek!/
You know nothin' bout ma childhood . . . all I see, lame guesswork!/
You can't diss . . . son, tidy up ya homework/
Prado . . you never rode, only dreamt bout 'em/
Ladies . . you never had, only wished you had 'em/
Feel free . . . reveal your fantasies, tell us more 'bout 'em/
If Punches were Newspaper . . yours won't sell/
Weak fist . . but mine would send you to hell/
Article biter . . . siphonin' lines from every D.eek and Harry/
Stuffin' head with quack facts . . that his brain couldn't carry/
Carbon copyin' archaic trash . . even Isaac New Things!/
Proof? Go check all of his posts in the Next Big Thing!!/

Wackest rebuttal ever.

Is it streaming online? Anyone with a link?

Then am up against ur boss,Siddogg in final. Get well soon boy.

sleakid: Sidd word..
Yo mike i dont just digg yhu..
We moving to finals without semi-final...
Its impossicant brawling sidd i must say..
Re-arrange ya ish

If Sidd does nt drop his verse, you wont do too.
If Sidd was nt against mikuz arrangement, you would nt have written this.

Is your brain suffering from propagation delay? If both of u wont compete on friday, mikuz should let safari and valiant battle and see who goes to final. Lily-livered rappers full this tournament.

siddoggg: HERE'z mY CandiD OpiNiOn oN DiZ.......aH INiTiaLLy tHoT 2 GLAdZ wERE SupPOseD to qUaLiFY FroM EaCH GRouP!......aLL SaiD n DonE,aH FinK MiKuZ SHouLd RE-arRanGE D Set uP CoZ BatTLinG sLEaKiD WiLL bE ABSuRB SinCE We'V BoF QUaLiFieD!itZ EitHeR U FinD AnotheR gLaD fRoM hiZ GRoUP oR BrawLz SaFariGirL CoZ aH finK shE'S donE ENoF tO bE iN D sEmI-FinaLz!

#pEaCE#


#AM outtiE!#

To say da least you fall ma hand. Are u afraid of that kid? Do the needful by murkin that mofo joor and meet me at da rap jungle.

See them...two stinking brothers/
Shitty wrappers, callin themselves...rappers/
Expect blood, have sharpened ma daggers/
I am here coz of 2 kidnappers/
Leggo
Dj5naira, is the reason whites call blacks..... monkey/
His neck is damn long..... i nearly took him for a donkey/
His parents thought he was a monster, his christening was done in a low-key/
He is so local with no IQ , kids in d hood call him aboki/
Dude is painfully lean, he reminds me of fido dido/
You battling bmx bicycle at ya age i was already cruising ma prado/
His boo loves and suck ma d!!!ck, she said Dj is useless just like mido/
She said Dj always sleepin and snoring, while she workin her dild.o/
Sleakid was first, this ma second time.... battling an im.becile/
I punch so hard, Dj5naira will definitely head for exile/
If ya not happy with ma punches, ya jump into lagoon or river nile/
This is the first and ma last on you mofos, i don’t have time for a senile/

^^^^You need my attention and have given you. It seems u are sleakid's brother. Only that your neck is longer.

I am not from the ghetto, am so hot on 6th street, Texas/
We buy anything in sight, we like shuttin down foot lockers/
I'm a top-dawg, i dont play with sleakid, i like punchin his masters/
Lest i forget my sympathy go to peeps in portharcourt, Rivers/




Airmark

mikuz: Guys im sorry i had to take a break. The killings that transpired in my alma mater got into me. Lets continue this on friday please.

R.i.p

Sorry bro, accept ma heart-felt sympathy.

mikuz: Meanwhile Airmark is in the final.
Siddoggg has to battle Sleakid to determine who joins Airmark in the final.

Prep your verses and drop on friday before 5pm.
Thanks.

R.i.p

Siddoggg will definitely walk-over that unfortunate kid/
He will bury him as if planting a maize seed/
The only option is to beg siddogg not to make him bleed/
''My battery was flat'', aint gonna take those lies ya feed/
Sleakid in final? thatz a tragedy real heads wont like to read/

dj5naira: Those excerpt were not yours.

The most important thing was, i have passed the message across to those who did nt know what rap battle was. You can now go back to your studio, 5naira dj.

sleakid: Guy u should be ashamed of yaself.. Meanwhile i've officially called yhu out for a battle. Go and accept... Bbastard.

You called me out? You are out of ya mind. I have nailed ya coffin in the other thread. D!ckhead

safarigirl: Valiant bout to get killed/n1gga write(right) your will/everything to Safari, who spits so ill/ma rhymes kinda heavy, ain't never distilled/punchlines that'll knock you out like gloves of steel/ Safari makes Valiant irrelevant, that's the news/worked hard to get where I am, paid my dues/Safari's fresh off the market, Valiant's rhymes reused/I'm an all night party, you a one-minute dude/when it's time to make money, yo!that's ma cue/while Valiant jerk1ng-off to pics of Snoop in the nud3/you an uptown b1tch, i'm your p1mp in the hood/word round the streets, Valiant gives head good/I'm a crowd pleaser,all you get is booed/I'm the bonfire, and you just dead wood/flows so tight like virgin p*ssy, yours got banged and used/Safari reigns supreme, Valiant lives in servitude//**feels like the worst sh1t I ever dropped**

Airmark, I'm jes joking around, no hard feelings

Yes dearie. You tried on this ish. Your creativity and rhymes are good. You even better than that flat batterry boy.

dj5naira: Culled from http://aarm-faye..com/2006/06/rap-music.html?m=1Article titled - The Elements of Speech : Rap Music.

..... and ya point was? I expected you to debunk the statement.You even helped me to butress and officially confirm my point that rap battle is truely bout freestyle which was unknown to sleakid. U be real 5naira dj. Kudos.

sleakid: Jesus wetin dey worry diz newbies na... yhu done stealing lines, naw its ordinary speech... somehaw we gat a lot of fakes here.. worst part is dat dey wack.......

Mumu, see ya foul-smelling mouth. Now ya china phone no get flat battery. Na when to battle ya superiors, ya china phone battery go dey flat like ya flat head. You felt my supreme punch lines and thinking i stole them. You and 5naira dj should research on them if you are jobless and quote where they were copied from. The fact still remains you did nt know rap battle is about freestyle, you should thank me for enlightening you. You are one of those who bastardise this game.

My 2cents, moroooonn.
S.on O.f a Biiitch

siddoggg: AiRmArK,wAtZ WiF d BiCKErinG?aH waZ inDiZposED tHrUouT YeSteRdAY!.......oR dO U finK aonT hAvE otHeR FinGz DoinG aSidEZ teXt-BaTtLinG?.......sMH 4U sHa!

I know ya bigdawg, hope u have recovered. Quick recovery, homie. I dont live ma entire life online too. Just here to catch some fun.Be careful the way ya shake ya head as ya just recoverin. In december i will try to meet ya, safari and some other nairaland buddies.

sleakid: After all dat freestyles sshit u dropped awta boredom wasnt ya brawl.. Meanin u dint show up too

Now i know better, u mofos know nothin abt rap battle. May be u have another orientation abt it in nigeria.
If you dont know, Rap battle may take most times a freestyle, battlin emcees with focus on boastful lines and self-glorifying rhymes about one's proficiency or level of success, accompanied by verbal insults hurled at the other rapper directly or subliminally.rappers may go as far as researching the dirty past of an opponent in order to dig up some self-injuring facts. These are then incorporated into the rhymes to downgrade the opposing party. You can go on youtube to see rappers battling on the streets in Texas, Newyork,etc. Most of them use punchlines garnered just at that moment. I don't blame ya coz u a newbie. Check that ma freestyle ish again after i have re-orientated ya now, and tell me if i did nt show up. S.O.A.B.

safarigirl: Una dey mind airmark? Dude's just pushing buttons. He's the only one who hasn't had to battle anyone, so he's in a position to poke fun.

Hahaha, Safari why now? So you have teamed up with allied forces? My gurl is against me. Time to leave this thread in usain bolt speed.

sleakid: Fool i had flat battery all day... We still grindin. No be by insults..
After safari and valiant brawl tomorrow then we knw the real deal..
Am still waitin wen dey gon pair both of us..
I swear na only rhymes u go win..
Lwkmd

Broke-azz-nigga, Mr. Flat battery, tell another lie, have heard better ones.
This game has lost its steam because of fake mcs like you and non-existing judges named by mikuz. You and siddogg are supposed to be banned from this game. If you are a coward and without attitude, you cant cut it in rap. Deal with it.

Valiantvaliant: Where sleak and his opponent. Am waiting Guys. . . . .

Dont mind the person, he was the one shoutin mofo, mofo..... in past threads. He has dried up, nothing to dish out again. Dumba.zz.

siddoggg: LOOOOOOOOOOOOL :DLOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Dawgg, murk that hunchback.