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nihilistjnr:
I don't understand how this isn't clear.

Highest goal scorer- Palmer
Highest assister - Palmer
Highest big chances created - Palmer
Highest shots per game - Palmer
Highest shot accuracy per game - Palmer.
Highest throughball per game - Palmer

How is one man both the only finisher and only creator in the same team, when we're not Kane Era Tottenham?

We are Palmer fc.

The prayer is for Palmer not to get injured. Injured, that's when they will understand that without Palmer our attack is not better than Sheffield's.

raumdeuter:
Didn't Poch bring in Sterling Chukwuemeka and Madueke at the same time

Sterling was useless. We saw Chukwuemeka and Madueke's impacts, while Sterling was doing shakushaku and losing possessions.

michigang:
get away. You won by two dubious penalties and still you have the temerity to talk. You should be ashame of yourself as a fan of chelsea that cannot throw passes effectively. Raumdeuter, jodera come and reset him

Timbros, you see as they are even mocking our goals.

Don't worry, we will fix our attack permanently by summer and start scoring better goals, maybe it will take your pains away.

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raumdeuter:
The goal Palmer scored vs Burnley who gave the assist?

I can't remember maybe it was just an ordinary one-touch assist.

timbros:
Pochettino benched Sterling against Burnley. What happened?

@bolded.... At least you are seeing our defence for what it is now. You have now seen the light. It's not just "fix the attack. Period". Try educate your boy Popizaino too.

And against Burnley, your useless Sterling later came to waste the biggest chance to win it at 2-2, to Palmer's dismay. Boy had to voice out.

The introduction of Madueke and Chukwuemeka yesterday completed the job as it created overload on Scummies and they cracked.

Pochettino did what we asked for temporarily and our attack outscored United despite our disasters at the back. By summer, we should sack your Sterling permanently.

nihilistjnr:
I'm 100% convinced that you're team citadel with this stat.

And it's true though. Palmer is our highest goal scorer and assister this season - and half his goals are from the penalty spot.

It's hard to argue that Chelsea attack is OK, when our highest assister still has to bear the main goal scoring burden by relying very heavily on penalties, because no one else is scoring...

Popizaino, help me tag our defensive Timbros on this.

timbros:
Airmark specifically said our attack is shyte. In his words, "fix the attack. Period." Since he made that comment, the attack have been scoring 2 or more goals consistently... Last night the attack scored 4. So logically, the attack have been fixed. Why are we still lamenting here every match day after attack have done their job?

Okay, last night, attack did their job in 20 mins but defence was hell bent on making us cry as usual. But the same attack still bailed us out. So how did airmark win when the attack he is criticising scored 4 goals?

Maybe I would have won if Man Utd won the game like 2-0, abi?

Yesterday, Pochettino temporarily fixed the attack by benching your useless Sterling and he later injected Chukwuemeka and Madueke to boost the attack and boom, we won.

Permanent fix is expected by summer when your useless Sterling is chased away from Cobham and we get a quality finisher.

You go explain tire.

AdisaOwala:
With respect to this particular game o, Airmark lúlé

With my Madueke and Palmer outscoring you scummies despite having disasters as defenders, you and Timbros lule gbi.

timbros:
Shut up man! Just sit this one out.

Don't even try to narrow your argument to specific players. Your argument all along have been Chelsea attack. Have Sterling and Jackson not been part of the attack that have been scoring 2 or more goals consistently? You are a clown! The same Sterling that came in against Burnley and drop an assist sharp sharp and your okay defence spoilt his harwork?

All the "attack vs defence" that is littering this thread, why haven't you corrected everyone that it's Sterling and Jackson that is your problem not Chelsea attack? Should I show you all your "Fix the attack. Period." comments? You don't know we have Palmer all this while when you are maligning Chelsea attack?

You are a clown, I swear.

The two major things Pochettino did well in the attack yesterday that gave us the win, he benched your Sterling and brought in Chukwuemeka and Madueke to boost the attack. This is a temporary fix until summer when we do a permanent surgical operation on the attack by chasing your useless Sterling away, and get Jackson's upgrade to bang in goals.

For the umpteenth time, you win matches by outscoring your opponents. Kudos to Palmer, Madueke, Chukwuemeka, Mudryk and Pochettino for shaming you, despite the disasters at the back.

Trevor012:
Chelsea na our regular customers. Today match na free points.

Chelsea are winless in the past 12 Premier League meetings (D7, L5) . It's their longest run without a league victory against Manchester United

nihilistjnr:
I think Airmark won today, solely because he has used united coming from behind as an example on multiple occasions, and today it played out as he has been preaching.





Advantage, Citadel.

Which one is Citadel?

popizaino:
Well put on the emboldened for men of better football understanding.


Great teams after conceding have the attacking prowess to come back. That's why timbros for the past 72hours cannot point to one match that Chelsea has had to come back from 2-0 down and win.


Pep guardiola unexpectedly conceded 2goals to Aston villa on the last day of the season two seasons ago and still came back to win 3 -2 and was crown champion. Until timbros is able to give me just 3matches were Chelsea has been able to come back from 2goals to win in the last 7 seasons then all his talks of defence whatsoever is rubbish.

See the number of chances created by Palmer today? Imagine we have a clinical finisher this season, Palmer would have been banging on 40+ goals+assists and Chelsea wouldn't have been where we are.

As we expect the signing of one quality CB and the returns of Colwill, Fofana, Reece, i believe Sterling by now, should know his time is up, and Jackson must welcome two new strikers next season if he goes on a loan.

eph12:
Rashford entered the match in the 66th minute. I'm not sure he was involved in anything

He was involved in pulling his short up.

timbros:
SMH

Airmark no dey shame.

Attack that is the problem keep scoring but the defence that is very okay keep conceding. You will not quietly enjoy your team's win today.

6 straight matches now the attack have been scoring 2 or more goals but they are the problem. While the defence have been conceding at least 2 goals consistently for 6 straight matches, and you get mind dey type nonsense.

The same attack you are maligning scored 4 tonight to cover up your stupid defence uselessness.

Conceding repeatedly against the worst attack in EPL is not enough for you, you went on to concede 3 times after the attack suffer to go 2 goals up. If the same attack you are critisicing did not dig deep and win this match, by now you would have been narrating chances missed.

Airmark respect yourself and just celebrate our first league victory over Man Utd since 2017 in peace.

In case you have night blindness as I assume you are at night, nihilist has helped with crayon and black pen, to highlight the culprits (Sterling and Jackson, who fired blanks today). Sterling wasn't started, and we were 2 goals up. Madueke later helped us to get the equalizer.

Pochettino benched Sterling, and later injected Chukwuemeka and Madueke to add life to the dying attack, the rest is history, as we outscored them unlike against them at Manchester.

Even before December, I had already called Palmer, the best Chelsea attacker and he rescued us. Imagine having more attackers of Palmer's quality upfront as a top striker and wingers, our opponents will be dead before half time.

Pochettino, got it right with the changes he made in the attack and we outscored Scummies and won, despite having disasters at the back. Bury your head in shame.

eph12:
2 penalties and a shot that wouldn't have entered if not for deflection, Palmer is suddenly the undisputed MVP

But Palmer nearly killed Dalot but killed Man UTD.

swiz123:
So they set trap of false victory for you and you fell for it. You are really slow.

Is it not the same attack that you said is the problem that scored 4 goals while the faultless defence shamelessly conceded 3 goals after being 2-0 up?

Since two goals is not enough, we have to score 4 goals every game.

Not the same attack.

My boy Madueke's dashing run got us the important equalizer.

Unlike you leprous fingers hailing Sterling as attacker of the year,my Palmer came to the rescue in almost all our goals. Consistently I have been hammering on Sterling and Jackson as the major culprits and Pochettino got a bit of brain not to have started him and to bring Madueke in.

By summer, we should get a natural striker to replace Jackson and chase Sterling far away from London before looking at defence. A fit Colwill would have played instead of Badiashile and save us the nightmare today. Fofana and Reece if not sold should bounce back.

You win matches by outscoring your opponent. Palmer should be collecting Sterling's salary.

OasisX:


......Ẹ̀gbọ́n mi, wọn ti pari isẹ. You go wait tired for any work to be done on that road again. LOL!

I think na that kinda Road airmark did in Kano, that's why Ganduje didn’t pay him.

Like Ganduje, like OasisX, like Ten Haag. Werey people.

Emaprince:
How can you compare both?

Rice is far better. Rice helps attack too

Hensben thought Caceido was better.

nihilistjnr:
Yes thats why we're relying on Cole Palmer to bail us out solo today. Let us enjoy our win tonight. Let Airmark hold his W. You should focus on nursing your Ice Cold L, courtesy of Big Brrr, Ice Cold Palmer.

Thanks o.

Adisaowala is my guy, but he missed the road today. Trailer later jam am.

popizaino:
Outscore your opponent.

The key.

Thazard:
Airmark don show! Airmark please crucify timbros quickly. Don't let him fall of the cross like Easter Jesus!

His Man UTD with better defence lost. Thanks to my Palmer and Madueke that didn't relent to confirm that you win matches by outscoring your opponents.

swiz123:
That clown airmark is viewing, cooking up his usual lame defence instead of admitting a simple truth.

If this was a whatsapp group chat, Chelseabmw would have removed him long ago.

You no kuku get sense.

At the end of the day, another confirmation that you win matches by outscoring your opponent. Palmer and my boy, Madueke to the rescue.

airmark:
I will always pick Declan Rice over Caceido and this season, Rice has performed better than him.

I am not yet comfortable with Caceido's tackles and his half turn is a suspect. I will evaluate him properly after Popizaino Pochettino leaves my club. For now, Rice is better in my eyes.

Hensben, you remember this?

timbros:
The jokes on you.

You claim to know quality defenders but is okay with disasters we parade as defenders. See your life?

We have more disasters upfront.

It's a sure bet that as usual, our attackers will miss big chances today.

timbros:
I don't know why you hate defending.

I hate defending and I was all out for VVD, even when you didn't see anything special in his defensive ability. His aerial prowess that I also highlighted then, and you downplayed, is what you are crying for in our defenders now.

You are always against sensible upgrade of our team, I don't know why.

timbros:
So a defender winning aerial battles is something special now? Jeez! Airmark!!

timbros:
And I was not using that match as a yardstick to rate Klopp's defence.

Airmark is waiting and hoping and praying for Alisson to concede 7 without VVD in the defence. I will continue reminding him that his VVD is overrated

timbros:
Sterling and Jackson have been giving us 2 goals or more consistently.. Why don't we see zero in opponents side of the score?

You love useless attackers, I don't know why.

timbros:
The period in our history that we hauled the most trophies with the best coach in our history is known for defensive reliability.

Our 1-0 wins during that period is uncountable.

These Sterling and Jackson wouldn't have made the bench in that period

timbros:
Congratulations man!

Don't just attack any harm coming towards that boy. Know when to defend him very well.

Congrats again.

Attack is still the best form of defence. I won't want him to be missing big chances like Morata.

Thanks to everyone for the wishes.

timbros:
Jodera leave Popizaino.

See Airmark don mellow down, he don dey shift the post small small, say defence na minor problem now

Popizaino just decide to be a clown instead of towing his master's path.

I just welcomed a baby boy, got no time for your meaningless yarns.

We know you love wasteful attackers, you did same thing, defending Morata until he was chased away.

raumdeuter:
I see this account is airmark alternate. Don't ask me how I know

Since nobody dey do alternate moniker investigator again
Airmark wan use style sneak himself in

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And I thought you no dey smoke Igbo before o.

popizaino:
I really understand that in 2012,twelve players were allowed on the pitch at once and goalkeepers mounted a single post and the ball wasn't leather then.

Timbros is terrible.

timbros:
Stop mentioning me unnecessarily.

This was you mocking me for calling for balance in the team.

Did you just wake up? I thought its "just fix attack. Period"?

Yes in January, fix the attack first.