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raumdeuter:
Anything you say about iniesta he will have his CL euro and world cup to point to.

What of hidden shakushaku? Ballon d Cardiff

Valdes would point to those too, but we know his level among the greats.

Direct your subsequent posts to Ibime, since his views are perfect. Let's agree that Iniesta was unproductive and Hazard is a shakushaku dancer.

raumdeuter:
More productive than a CL world cup and euros winner

Is this for me or Ibime?

raumdeuter:
Airmark popiziano greatihex hensben

You forgot that a 'barren' tree was more productive than Iniesta.

raumdeuter:
Show that to the calamity hummels

Boathand needs it most to get back to your team's first 11 before being sold to Jordan by May.

diggz:
World class adabawole offered nothing against common wolves...the dabbing barber

When I called their players bunch of overrated donkeys, they thought I was trolling.

Leyqute:
I remember recommending bench for Martial and some people wanted to tear my head off

Rashford was the worst attacker on the pitch today, Herrera the worst midfielder. Pogba didn't offer much and Martial was just turnioniown. His off-the-ball movement is just awful.

But I hope he picks up soon enough, the other option, Alexis, is far worse.

Who come remain?

HanksAnuku:
airmark na you dey DJ?

I go dey behind the wheels on the road in minutes, diggz should be behind the wheels of steel for us.

Dj diggz plz play me Olamide buga small small for gloryisaac.

TalabiAudu:
See as all scummies go sleep without even making noise

Lana1: Ashiri Man U ti 2 0

Lana1, maybe you will prefer this.

But Lingardinho and Martial played, these are players better than Hidden, they dont do shakushaku. What happened?

Lana1 omo Ibadan, your food is ready.

GloryIsaac:
We'll eventually face City in the finals though

This should be shown to academy kids in Germany, every morning, to learn how to defend as a CB.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxO5gwgi8Nw

HanksAnuku:
Explain this nonsense.

That guy ehn.

raumdeuter:
Without van dijk liverpool kept a clean sheet at home in the CL vvd has played 7 matches and conceded 8 goals

Thank God, not everyone reading this, is foolish.

Who's better than him in your league?

Eruditor:
Someone missed 2 games in February in which his team drew most of the games they played in that month yet he was voted player of the month. They should just announce him EPL player of the year since they are hellbent on giving him a trophy knowing full well that LFC will win nothing this season. Mtchewww.

Who?

Johnson, who played at Anfield between 2009 and 2015, believes the 27-year-old centre-back will continue to be key in the Reds' quest for European glory.

The ex-England international also praised Van Dijk for his assured style of play before admitting he would love to have played with the Dutchman.

“As a player, you don’t want to see others around you panicking and that’s one thing I’ve never seen him do,” Johnson told talkSPORT.

“When players see him as calm as he is in every situation, it rubs off and everyone puffs themselves out as well.

“There’s going to be many times in the Champions League you’ll come up against world-class strikers, and he’s the player you need to put them to sleep.

“I would’ve liked to have him at Liverpool [when I was there].

raumdeuter:
Liverpool was able to keep a clean sheet without Van Dijk on the field while with him they conceded 8 this season

So it was his presence that made Matip to score an own goal.


Maybe he won player of the month last time because of his goals too.

raumdeuter:
Which handiwork? What did Van Dijk do defensively?

Without Van Dijk Liverpool kept a clean sheet at home, With Van Dijk they have conceded 8 CL goals

You will need to cough out few bucks, to buy Klopp's book, since you prefer to learn the hard way. Ibime is my witness.

raumdeuter:
Airmak infected Hummels the way he infected Krychokewack Bellotti and Luiz and his Hummels is now costing us

You deliberately mispelt my moniker, for obvious reasons. Na your handwork dey scare you.

raumdeuter:
Where is the Van Dijk that has been marshalling the defence and getting credit for others work before

Lana1:
airhead will be disappointed like the last one. So far 7 games and 4 wins, 2 Ls and 1 draw. In the Fa Cup and UCL quarterfinals. Still in the top 4 race.

Agbero omo Ibadan, i will call Arsenal boys for you now.

raumdeuter:
A defenders job is to ensure attackers dont nod the ball unchallenged in the box 18. But that one no concern Hummels, Na to stand there be wood while everyone is bypassing him to take open shots at keeper

Hummels must have come from epl then.

Let's say Burnthisleaguedown best, destroyed by 'useless' epl players.

GloryIsaac:
The evil conspiracy is real. Airmark don see another scoretable to look forward to

Man utd will knock Barca out.

Pique will be exposed to counter, once Ole targets Jorginho's brother's weakness, in Busquets.

Semifinal

Manutd vs Liverpool

Ajax vs Juventus

Ajax eliminated Real Madrid, Juventus eliminated Athletico Madrid. Both teams eliminated are from Spain.

Tottenham Hotspurs vs Manchester City

Tottenham eliminated Borussia Dortmund, Manchester City eliminated Schalke 04. Both teams eliminated are from Germany.

Barcelona vs Manchester United

Barcelona eliminated Olympique Lyonnaise, Manchester United eliminated Paris Saint Germaine. Both teams eliminated are from France.


Hmnnn

Lana1:
Hummels was even the highest rated defender for Bayern. Lol. His Hummels agenda no fit work. Egbon raumdeuter this L has ur name inscribed on it...


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His favourite rating medium, the Guardian, rated Hummels, 7 above every other player. He would rather blame Hummels for Lewandowski and others' uselessness.


Bayern Munich
Manuel Neuer Spoiled his 100th Champions League outing with a needless charge for Mané’s goal. A costly mistake. 6

Rafinha Joshua Kimmich’s ban proved costly as his lightweight replacement struggled against Mané and Robertson. 5

Niklas Sule The big unit was tidy on the ball and yet surprisingly unable to command his area at set pieces. 6

Mats Hummels May not be good enough for Joachim Löw but showed good awareness until Van Dijk’s goal. 7

David Alaba Stopped as an attacking outlet by the tireless efforts of Mané and Salah. Cool under pressure. 6

Javi Martínez Nowhere near as influential as the first leg. Caught in possession frequently and failed to deal with Van Dijk. 6

Thiago Alcântara Classy and brave with the ball at his feet but, like Martínez, rarely given room to dictate proceedings. 6

Serge Gnabry On the margins until making the most of his first chance to escape Robertson and create the equaliser. 6

James Rodríguez Regularly lost his temper as he struggled to find the space to influence the Bayern attack. 5

Franck Ribéry Received plenty of diagonal balls to hurt Liverpool but his end product was lacking all night. 5

Robert Lewandowski Had no joy against Matip or van Dijk or real opportunity to test Alisson. A peripheral figure. 5


Sadio Mané and Virgil van Dijk take Liverpool past Bayern Munich


Unless raumdeuter will rubbish the Guardian like he did to his whoscored.

raumdeuter:
What did your own eyes tell you, Who was resposible for goals 2 and 3?

Now, it's difficult for you to give us player rating for the match from your reliable Guardian newspaper.

Your L plenty sha.

raumdeuter:
[s]We can see from the highlights of the 2 goals scored who was responsible for it. The moment Martinez left the field Mane was dagging the waste pipe Hummels all over

I knew the guys career was going to be over soon when you started hyping him[/s]

Below was what i asked you.

airmark:
Can you quote the player rating of Martinez, from your Guardian newspaper?

raumdeuter:
Hummels was responsible for bayern's loss with his epileptic displays

Schalke and Dortmund were off form

Can you quote the player rating of Martinez, from your Guardian newspaper?

Let's blame only Hummels for everything, including Dortmund and Schalke0-7 losses.


''Javi Martínez Nowhere near as influential as the first leg. Caught in possession frequently and failed to deal with Van Dijk.'' 6

DExponential:

Raumdeuter, now Vandeuter

Unlimited22:
See where he started that run from. Sure, he's still a bit rough around the edges, but Sarri would be a fool to sell this guy.

Will Sarri be here by summer?

raumdeuter:
Because the coach knows nothing which is why he crashed out at the second round

Not because Lewandowski was pocketed by Van Dijk.

Not because Neuer foolishly conceded the first goal.

Not because Neuer's reflex was suspect all night.

Not because Martinez couldn't play like he did at Anfield.

Not because Mane was hot and Van Dijk beasted.