₦airaland Forum

*BREAKING NEWS*...
Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe has locked up a gay couple that wanted to get married and promised to free them when one gets pregnant.......

which state

busuyem:
This people are pure liars. How could such a rejecting email address accept such large number of applications? imagine!

ask them ooo. cos my application was rejected

DCONE1:
haha you think? What about richard hendricks in silicon valley

yea.. Richard get sense, but d guy always make some stupid decision sometime. which gets me annoyed

me never watch ham, still waiting for my boys in Aba to produce it on DVD

the speed and d overtaking especially with a manual car...d hold up makes me hate driving

9jayes:
Hmmmm buh no sperm was released

see dis one ooo...who gets pregnant without d sperm been release

9jayes:
Can you get disvirgin by the pen!s being half way in your pvssy? I'm confused

this happened to a friend and she got pregnant. half way or no half way...I don do ham b dat

drss2:
n u tink openly displaying boko arams flag by a president (sometin dat should have been burned in sambisa) is not indirect advert for boko

I pray shekau is not a good photo shopper like adekunle gold..

no border in African's countries?

Beta by Far #unilorin

AvsGot007:
Guys.. My mom said if don't stop using Facebook she will crush my face on the keyboard but shes not around and is ahhebbfkfooeuuehndjf djiaueui2935 fieoowbdhodofifnfbwo

lol..she finally crush ya face..was she hiding inside d wardrobe b4

AvsGot007:
Job interview in a psychiatry:
So you’re interested in working with us. What is your experience with mentally disturbed people?
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I’ve been on Nairaland for 5 years now.
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Very good, the job is yours

see this one ooooo..is seun included #lipseal

na 1 ooo

hope the pastor is not asking you to cut it because it look like that of d unkept bakoharam...there no sin in beard biko...

naij.com? hope it not a scam ,you can send d CV as long as money is not involved

change

lol.its normal even d spirikoko, as 4 d deliverance, make dem pray all d prayer e no go go if you are not willing... just clear your mind off anything that can bring d thought, such as porn..

lol

such thing happened in my church in Ilorin two years ago two days to d new year...God will catch those evil men...since then any instruments bought are engraved

funny and interesting movie

iamtewwy:
. Hey my name is uche omo ibo le mi.. Proudly flat head.. chilling at home with my flat head and my skeleton body.. Merry christmas

best Xmas selfie ? chai!!!

in 2010. I over ate and starting vomiting all d food I have eaten for DAT Day

the tab is just useless, they she stop d shit.

who wan due?

University of Ilorin
PRESS STATEMENT
Distribution of outstanding PC Tablets commences after Yuletide
Arrangements have now been concluded to commence the distribution of all outstanding PC Tablets to concerned students of the University of Ilorin immediately after the New Year break.
The Vice-Chancellor of the University of Ilorin and Chairman of the Association of West African Universities (AWAU), Prof. AbdulGaniyu Ambali (OON), who disclosed this last Friday (December 23, 2016), disclosed that a Committee set up by the management would meet with all stakeholders on January 10, 2017 to work out the modalities for the distribution of the PC Tablets for both the 2015/2016 and the 2016/2017 academic sessions’ intakes.
A press statement signed by the University's Head of Corporate Affairs,. Mr. Kunle Akogun, quite Prof. Ambali as explaining that the delay in distributing the PC Tablets to students admitted during the 2015/2016 academic session was due to the inability of the contractor to supply the consignment on schedule.
Blaming the problem on the vagaries of the economy, Prof. Ambali said that the supply contract was issued to the vendor at a time when the exchange rate of the naira was N162 to $1.
The Vice-Chancellor said, “But shortly after the contract was signed, the Naira exchange rate began showing some fluctuations against the dollar and as a result of this, the vendor/supplier decided to hold on to see if he could get foreign exchange at the official rate”, adding that “this however became a problem, as he was unable to get what he was looking for, and the Naira depreciated further.
Prof. Ambali then commended the concerned students for their patience and understanding, assuring them that the University management would never toy with anything that concerns their welfare.
Signed
Kunle Akogun
Deputy Director, Corporate Affairs
for Management
copied:Unilorin 89.3fm

also saw dis WhatsApp
*ATTENTION!!!* Pls whoever knows *Adeyeni Adeboye Balogun* who served in *SHAO, KWARA State* should pls inform him that his .NYSC Certificate* had been picked up somewhere. He should contact this number *07038007688* to get it. Pls share until this info gets to him or someone who knows him.....Help a friend!!!

#NYSC #Certificate #Found #copied

omotech:
Thanks to every1 that share with me It's Finished.

you are welcome.God will continue to give you money to subscribe

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ask EFCC

snake and front-page

Ahmed0336:
Hope say you na snatch her Bf or made her join mmm?

that's d first thing that came to my mind, ladies are very desperate in dealing with their offenders