One and only buha buha..aka jubril

yinchar:
That's so childish of Sowumi...

I am a Yoruba man and we are not brought up to speak to elders like that

Even though some South-South people will be happy because they are PDP and have anything against Buhari or APC...

But let's call a spade a spade you don't talk to an elder like that irrespective of the region or political affiliations.

Bi agba o ba mo ra e in agba ...
When an adult decides to ridicule himself, he becomes the laughing stock of the town.

This is so bad and also unprofessional of uber customer care, and those police officers demanding 150k+ are thieves.
I commend you for taking steps to freeze the said account but 4weeks is long time o, you shld av taken measures immediately.
Please don't just stop by posting on nairaland alone, reach out on twitter and possibly Facebook too. reach out to @segalink on twitter and couple of people to help you retweet and tag uber, tag Nigeria police (wateva their handle is) tag the banks involve also.
Let us make a lot of noise about this.

TroublemakerPro:
This oyibo accent no be hero ooo.
American accent is easier to understand seff.

They will be talking and singing at the same time..
But there are some fine white chicks here oooo.
The only thing is that them no get back, still 9ja babes fine pass

Don't worry, you'll meet 9ja babes well, esp. those peckham babes

shams040:
Please I don't have Waec original certificate, can they certify statement of result for me?

Get your original certificate bro,( better safe than sorry ). You can direct your request to weec office in your region.

dominique:
Why they're holding an African music festival in Dubai is what I'm confused about.

Exactly my thought when I saw African music festival, why Dubai?

Leyemoshood:


Ok thank you. But i'm in Lagos, do they have a Lagos address?

No,
only in Abuja.

*Correction,*
Lenovo was never owned by IBM,
It bought over the IBM thinkpad franchise.

AutoElectNG:


Lenovo used to be owned by IBM.

I have used one for several years.

I am not in Lagos.

I have replaced the adapter twice due to my carelessness

Nothing else has gone bad except the batteries which I intend to replace because the charge count has reached over 500 times and.I can no longer get 18 hours battery life.

These laptops are built to literally last forever.

They are military grade specification laptops

https://solutions.lenovo.com/resource-center/pc-solutions/partner-network/mil-spec-tested/
speedyconnect15

mfm04622:


Arabic was a language BEFORE Islam!
Arabic was being written and used as a means of trade and communication before local languages started being written.
Ignorance? Ignorance? i am justifying ignorance and you said English words originated from Latin? Does that make sense to you? Do you mean English borrowed some words from Latin? Is that why English people write their emblem in Latin? Lol!!!!!

Read well before u rush to comment, Arabic was brought to northern Nigeria through islam, stop justifying what is not. Check your history books.

luckygirl02:
Hello everyone. Is there any school in Malaysia that doesn't require toefl or it equivalent for postgraduate admission? or any school that allows one to write the exam while studying in the school? pls someone should reply me. Big thanks

You can write to the school explaining why you don't require TOEFL (e.g , Nigeria being an English speaking country).
I did my Bsc without sitting for TOEFL. I recently applied for masters and TOEFL was waived.
The test of English is mainly for people who apply from non-english speaking countries like Indonesia,Pakistan,Iran etc.

Please always write he admin of the uni or dean of the faculty you are applying to find out more.

mfm04622:


You forget our history!

The Arabic script have been in use in Northern Nigeria for a long time! I think that statement mean "victory is from God!" So, when England have Latin statement under their flags and emblems, is Latin their language?

Is Nigeria only in the north? There are over 200 ethnic languages in Nigeria, why is it not inscribed in Hausa,Yoruba or Igbo.
Stop trying to justify ignorance. English words originate from Latin hence the need to use it.

I don't know why its in Arabic but its definitely not because its our language neither is it our origin

(Northern Nigeria speaks Arabic because of Islam)

Hoodbilonia:
both military and paramilitary
are all cowards

Okay o,
you that is not a coward, who u EPP?

thunderfirebuha:


You are right.

Those taxis in Ibadan are like terrorist taxis.

They terrorise other road users.

True! The driver was at fault but instead if pleading , the other drivers in the garage joined in attacking the officer.

Hoodbilonia:
military mentality
take a gun away frm soldier
thy become a woman
useless
militart mentality
shoot at slightest provocation
micra my dick

But the air force officials didn't shoot at anyone, the Micra drivers attacked the officer who was taking the school pupils out. It happened in the ojoo garage in Iwo road.

SolutionMee:

It's either the OP is bias or shortsighted. If not, how on earth will China be the future.
Boston Dynamics was founded by the US (though now controlled by a Japanese firm called Soft Bank) and they are taking the lead in robotics. Most significant contributions in robotics were made by the US and Japan. Up till tomorrow, Japan and the United State are still the one taking the lead in robotics and mechatronic systems. The most advanced humanoid robot (Sophia) was built by a US-Honk Kong based company. Check out Atlas also.
China is the future because they are aiming to land a rover on Mars by the year 2030 (something the US has done decades ago). The US will land another Rover in 2020 and peradventure take human to the red planet by the year 2030.
Any country that has been disqualified in the space race is not fit to take us to the future.
The future is in space technology!
Can't wait for Donald Trump to kickoff the US space force.

"The most advanced humanoid robot (Sophia) was built by a US-Honk Kong based company."

and Hong Kong is not China??

is this beco thing real? the message i recieved " based on referral, you've been urgently considered for interview by 9:00 am on FRI, 6/7 at Thomas Salako, Ogba Bus-stop, Ikeja lagos"

Did you guys receive the same message?

Hello Bro,
I'd like to make some enquiries about master programme in Russia in PM.. thanks

lighthousearc:


Everyone has different experiences in Malaysia. Like you said the couples should think twice about their plans. I am pursing my PHD in UPM, my wife was deported even though she wanted to spend a week in Malaysia and also had enough BTA. She was in immigration custody for 2 days.

@ lighthousearc Did your wife apply a week before her visa expired? or she applied after. Malaysian will not deport you if you still have a valid visa.
There are due process to take , although immigration officers are wary of african nationals without a genuine reasons, Please make sure you find out all necessary requirements before embarking on such.

Malaysia is a good place for your holiday, if you can afford it, there are lots of them who are kind and friendly as opposed to what a lot of people here are saying.

No you don't need to re-write WAEC /SSCE , although you might have to sit for UTME, you can also use your transcript from you first BSc. programme depending on the course you are applying.

Abbeyawo:
I'm in Ilorin centre but not on whatsap, can someone help me with tangible info in my mail, enioduntanawoyemi@gmail.com. thank u so much.

Please did you get any info about the Ilorin center?

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pls send to tdoubted@yahoo.co.uk

taiwoti:
Please can anyone in the house give me an info about the DSSC application date of screening, because it looks like there is an information that screening has already began since 11th of April, so i want to be sure if the recent screening is for Tradesmen and Women or DSSC. Thanks in anticipation for your response people.

On the website it states "Online Registration starts on 2 March 2016 and closes 13 April 2016
Zonal Enlistment Exercise will hold 01 -10 May 2016"
Registration Closes tomorrow, screening date will be given after the enlistment exercise.

can anyone in the house send pq to tdoubted@yahoo.co.uk.. Thanks

Excellent Write

Gee15:
Good evening house, anyone who have the idea of how to buy plantain from ondo state down to Lagos for sale ,I also want to go into livestock feeds anyone should please chat me on watsapp 08029453358,Thanks.

still interested in getting the plantain? how far have you gone with the land acquisition?

ridiculous

meddybrown:
Thanks for the reply dear. I am not going there to work just to study. And I have found a school limkokwing university Malaysia. We have limkokwing in about 5 countries including UK. I am just asking if I can get a tourist visa to Indian or china from Malaysia during semester break to get few goods to send home to my family in naija. I hope you understand me well now. The question is that is it possible to visit country like china and India during my semester break in Malaysia
Thanks.

Yes, you will be able to get those visas once you are a student and only during the holidays because you'll be required to show letters from the university at the india / chihna embassy. Limkokwing is good, it's a private university in cyberjaya

brainbucks:


Lol...funny but not nearly unusual.

Normally, Black and White should more than certainly do.

thanks m8

Hi Nairalanders,
I would like to know if the documents are required to be submitted in B/W or coloured? I am planning to apply for a tourist visa and a lot of things are going through the head because this happens to be my first visa application. Thanks

Ibime:
. . . .


My cash coming in fast . . . you got the Patience of Job/
I vacation the globe/ from Malaysia to Rhodes/
Spending currency in Qatar . . . . they make you pay through the nose!/
You getting money is funny. . . . Dough? Ha! . . . . you gave niggas jokes!/


Goonie mentality/ I show up to battles. . . like "who be the casualty?"/
Kick niggas into orbit. . . . for acting out of this world. . . .like Clooney in gravity/
If I see beef emerging/ the eagle bursting/ I squeeze the first in/
Fúck talking. . . . all that yapping sound like Greek and German/
I pull the dezy. . . . and deliver with no fúcks given. . . .like the Hebrew virgin!/
This evil person/ will beat a feeble person/
And if a person call his people. . . .I’ll show. . . I ain’t a people’s person!/

. . Emcees is vermin. . .


. . . but Adanna is tight/ I know niggas planning to pipe/
But if any 'guy yarn her'. . . .I’ll fly his head to the 'Caribbean'. . . .when I land with the right!/
You bozo’s wrong/ My pops. . . Biafra war vet. . . that’s where I get ma mójo from/
My moms causasian. . . . so I fair well. . . .like oh, so long/
Plus bítches know my mojo is oh so long/
I toss a grenade. . . while you taking selfies. . . .that’s a photobomb!!/


Beef me. . . they’ll hang your effigy in the Vasa/
That goes for Jigsawkillah . . . .and any enemy to the master/
He claim he 'cooking' up rhymes. . . . but those KOTD styles. . . . are 'recipe' for Dizaster!/
The bars I peddle/ are carved from metal/
I beat Coogar. . . .then drowned U boat. . . . . like a Nazi vessel/
and your chick will lose love for ya . . . if she meet this party devil/
cos the díck . . . .will have her running out of romance. . . . like Darkenedrebel!/


I’ll have her screaming "gentle, gentle!"/
I steal my best friend chick. . . I ain’t sentimental/
Emaprince depressed over girl issue. . . . what you think. . . . sent E mental?!/
She beefing you?. . . I’m the cause of division/ and all of the friction/
Giving her míssionary. . . . like I’m in pastoral position. . . .after we past orál position!/


Look. . . I’m running this ring/ Y’all can’t fúck with the King/
If Max step. . . .the Desert Eagle. . . will take him under it’s wing/
So you better duck with ya crew/
I just wrote this in my office to prove I’m tougher than you/
but ya’ll better save the rebuttals. . . .cos I got budgets to do/



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Emcees is Vermin " the same IMT?

hkidola00:
thank you very much for this topic,brilliant, please my own episode is on the basis that am an aspiring footballer, I want u to give me info on how I can venture my skill in Malaysia. please

You should look into other countries in Europe for your career advancement.
African footballers in Malaysia are not getting paid that much, except you are planning to play for a lil' time while adding to your medals. PLS try european countries if you are needing a better pay.