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About time the muslims speak up against ISIS in order to gain public trust

No way losing one's life over a chick is never worth it.

45 ( first 3 in Nigeria, the rest in U.S & England)

Receiving head daily & stroking the clits before I commence the banging

Thanks. I've been looking for info on how to update my slangs database

So happy for Moses. He's finally locked down his spot and the world can now see how good he is.

I love waist beads on my woman. The way that butt wiggles with the beads following her curves drives me absolutely bananas

If it's jazz I don't wanna go back to normal

amyzon:
I really thought we were that close and that we share and understand everything. To tell u the truth, I don't pray similar thing happens but if it should happen again, number or no number I'm so not sharing

You don't sound like you're really sorry for your actions. Your act was immatured ( how old are you anyways?)
You actually did two wrong things which is quite baffling for a married woman to act that way.

1. You led on the Doc by giving him a number (real or fake). This is quite disrespectful and immatured. A simple "Sorry but I'm married" would have sufficed. Don't you know the Doc will lose more respect for you for your immatured act?

2. You disrespected your hubby by giving out ANY number to begin with. He may never trust you again! (My ex of several years back did something similar and I lost complete trust in her before the relationship eventually died off.

Creativity at its best.

June 5th representing

JustCurious:
Good observation, there!. So spot on.

Apparently, everyone is afraid to fail in life, so we put on this 'fake apparel' on social media so as to appear good and not left behind. We try to impress and not express our being. Social Media presents a false reality TV show. It takes those who are real not to be caught up in its antics.

While, I dont support such fake life. However, Isnt it strange that supposed fake people inspire us to reach out for more, pray more, aspire more. It's the flip side of the coin. ☺ #JustCurious.

Word!!'

Yes. Yes. Yes. Being faithful to one woman takes a lot of mental strength, discipline and restraint. Such men are rare but are out there.

mclaaro:
My second day of driving all alone. On getting to maryland immediately after the traffic light I realize my brake is not sensitive,i was scared n I needed it that moment a danfo was turning ahead of me and the lane he is turnin to was blocked God so good he was able to turn befr I got to that particular junction,all effort was made to stop the car i but couldn't was confused don't kno wat to do,i kept goin without d gas pedal I got to oba akran traffic light God so good the brake responded I was in d traafic light wen a marwa driver came down frm is marwa to tel me smoke was comin out around my back tire,i wanted to off d engine n rush out askin him wat can I do, he said madam be calm is ur handbrake, release it I drove all d way frm surulere with my handbrake uptight, I did that n wen we left the traffic light I realise my brake pad was still soft n not responding but after movin abit more it became hard n responding, that was how I made it home. If I had knew abt dashboard light would v seen d warnin light n release the brake,ever after I check d dashboard lights at intervals. Na so God save me oo,

Wow. I thank God for your life. I don't wanna imagine the mental stress and fear you experienced through that ordeal.
I'd give you a hug now if I saw you.

Funniest meme of the year

Good move. Fuel stations shouldn't be situated close to residential areas

mayorwah98:
Oga preacher, God does not reason like you do. So because rccg get University make they make am free abi

Yeah, you know how God reasons. The chains that binds you religious slaves together can never be broken.

What's taking God so long to pass judgment on them since 1970?
And when will God begin to pass judgement on RCCg for building private institutions that their congregations cannot afford?

Nice. Will make some nice scarlet ewedu with those. ;DEspecially during this recession.

laribari:
You nor serious

Naa, I'm not a player and I never was. Na girls dey play me sef. Stupid girls! During my campus days, some girls dey throw me bill but I mumu-mumu pay sha oo!

Eyes don open now! I nor be ode again

We've all been mumu before bro. That's part of gaining experience, LOL. For women, its all about control. They never value guys they feel they can control. That's why a guy has to be game-capable for them to stay around.

Brilliant idea. All the madness I've heard about Nigerian lecturers' attitude towards students is appalling to say the least.

Shxt is about to hit the fan. Major drama about to be unfolded. Main madam is up to something sinister.

All of a sudden, I'm craving some Akara

totowater:
I met this rich and cute dude at a shopping mall on the island....He spent almost 200k on me that day, buying me clothes and a new phone. After doing shakara for 3 weeks I finally decided to allow him get a taste of my honey pot. But when he brought out his joystick I was shocked to see something the lenght of a human hand. I pleaded with him to stop but he finally had his way with me, I was sore down there for a week. Now I am in love with him, I can't stop thinking of him it's just the sex part that scares me. I can't afford to lose his love and money....Please advice me....Thanks all

You have joined bhad gang ehn? Trying to handle big things

kayo80:
To the bachelors in the house, what would you do if after a hard day at work, you open your door and saw these girls in your living room?

I would offer them a glass of water as the gentleman that I am then proceeed to ask why they 're dressed skimpy and what they stand to gain from me.

For littering the floor with all those paperworks I would sweep the papers and keep them in a lock box.

Depending on their answers as to why they're dressed skimpily each one will be "punished " accordingly

martineverest:
in my tribe,u dont need to waste ur time on magun....magun-like curse is in ur marriage by default....thats y women from my tribe dont even think about adultry twice

that spell also work on women from other tribes,bet yoruba,american,european,hausa etc that are married to men from my tribe

Interesting. Yoiu're from which tribe?

Now he's accumulated more wealth than necessary.

Bravo. Very inspiring bro.

laribari:
A legend

Heard you have a different pair for each day of the week

mclaaro:
A Playstation

samuelzion:
SUPRR V VISCO ENGINE OIL


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JILAfOymy7k

I loved this advert. Thanks for bringing back the memories. I remembered the Coca Cola one too.
As for the Joy girl ad, I used to imagine I was inside the bath tub with that fine lady

refiner:
After breaking and dissolving my heart okwaya?

Don't worry. I'll mend your heart so you can forget all about him