₦airaland Forum

Yes. Yes. Yes. Being faithful to one woman takes a lot of mental strength, discipline and restraint. Such men are rare but are out there.

mclaaro:
My second day of driving all alone. On getting to maryland immediately after the traffic light I realize my brake is not sensitive,i was scared n I needed it that moment a danfo was turning ahead of me and the lane he is turnin to was blocked God so good he was able to turn befr I got to that particular junction,all effort was made to stop the car i but couldn't was confused don't kno wat to do,i kept goin without d gas pedal I got to oba akran traffic light God so good the brake responded I was in d traafic light wen a marwa driver came down frm is marwa to tel me smoke was comin out around my back tire,i wanted to off d engine n rush out askin him wat can I do, he said madam be calm is ur handbrake, release it I drove all d way frm surulere with my handbrake uptight, I did that n wen we left the traffic light I realise my brake pad was still soft n not responding but after movin abit more it became hard n responding, that was how I made it home. If I had knew abt dashboard light would v seen d warnin light n release the brake,ever after I check d dashboard lights at intervals. Na so God save me oo,

Wow. I thank God for your life. I don't wanna imagine the mental stress and fear you experienced through that ordeal.
I'd give you a hug now if I saw you.

Funniest meme of the year

Good move. Fuel stations shouldn't be situated close to residential areas

mayorwah98:
Oga preacher, God does not reason like you do. So because rccg get University make they make am free abi

Yeah, you know how God reasons. The chains that binds you religious slaves together can never be broken.

What's taking God so long to pass judgment on them since 1970?
And when will God begin to pass judgement on RCCg for building private institutions that their congregations cannot afford?

Nice. Will make some nice scarlet ewedu with those. ;DEspecially during this recession.

laribari:
You nor serious

Naa, I'm not a player and I never was. Na girls dey play me sef. Stupid girls! During my campus days, some girls dey throw me bill but I mumu-mumu pay sha oo!

Eyes don open now! I nor be ode again

We've all been mumu before bro. That's part of gaining experience, LOL. For women, its all about control. They never value guys they feel they can control. That's why a guy has to be game-capable for them to stay around.

Brilliant idea. All the madness I've heard about Nigerian lecturers' attitude towards students is appalling to say the least.

Shxt is about to hit the fan. Major drama about to be unfolded. Main madam is up to something sinister.

All of a sudden, I'm craving some Akara

totowater:
I met this rich and cute dude at a shopping mall on the island....He spent almost 200k on me that day, buying me clothes and a new phone. After doing shakara for 3 weeks I finally decided to allow him get a taste of my honey pot. But when he brought out his joystick I was shocked to see something the lenght of a human hand. I pleaded with him to stop but he finally had his way with me, I was sore down there for a week. Now I am in love with him, I can't stop thinking of him it's just the sex part that scares me. I can't afford to lose his love and money....Please advice me....Thanks all

You have joined bhad gang ehn? Trying to handle big things

kayo80:
To the bachelors in the house, what would you do if after a hard day at work, you open your door and saw these girls in your living room?

I would offer them a glass of water as the gentleman that I am then proceeed to ask why they 're dressed skimpy and what they stand to gain from me.

For littering the floor with all those paperworks I would sweep the papers and keep them in a lock box.

Depending on their answers as to why they're dressed skimpily each one will be "punished " accordingly

martineverest:
in my tribe,u dont need to waste ur time on magun....magun-like curse is in ur marriage by default....thats y women from my tribe dont even think about adultry twice

that spell also work on women from other tribes,bet yoruba,american,european,hausa etc that are married to men from my tribe

Interesting. Yoiu're from which tribe?

Now he's accumulated more wealth than necessary.

Bravo. Very inspiring bro.

laribari:
A legend

Heard you have a different pair for each day of the week

mclaaro:
A Playstation

samuelzion:
SUPRR V VISCO ENGINE OIL


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JILAfOymy7k

I loved this advert. Thanks for bringing back the memories. I remembered the Coca Cola one too.
As for the Joy girl ad, I used to imagine I was inside the bath tub with that fine lady

refiner:
After breaking and dissolving my heart okwaya?

Don't worry. I'll mend your heart so you can forget all about him

Lovely couple. Wishing them a blissful marriage

I have 4 pairs of those. What does that make me?

Virginkpekus:
Na their way

ajanma2:
that was how I saw a keke with the inscription "never trust a woman" then I had the feeling maybe that guy once had a range Rover!!!Lmao

LMAO. Classic

She's kinda cute. Definitely better than those fugly looking female officers with humongous, shapeless butts.

Castrate them already (if found guilty with proof). Fresh poo is worth more than Rapists, Cultists, Drug Dealers and Kidnappers combined. Those 4 are despicable human beings that should be annihilated from society.

Long live Fela. One strand of his hair was worth more than the combined number of government officials that have ruled Nigeria since independence!

There's no greater love a babe can give to her man than making sure to empty his tank first thing in the morning and last thing at night
With a good cooked meal in-between, that dude ain't going no where.

Whatever floats his boat. Whether real love or Green card love....all is fair in love

Until he's eligible for citizenship, he better hold on to his "babe" tightly although I can already hear those rednecks from Arkansas throwing derogatory terms at them at every opportunity.

Depends on how heavy the woman is

That's some scary shit right there.

Weird!!!!