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g4gerald:
Bros how many gig ram are u using?

Am using infinix S4 wit 3gig ram and 4g lite for internet for abt a year now and it can multitask wella, the internet speed na die. Na u know wetin u dey use. And I still haven't had any issue wit it.

do u attend fpn

E be like u want make mourinho end ur career wit dat im bad mouth

The head choopers


In sch wen i went to 1 ebira barber like dat, he barb my hair finish o twas nw time for carving, dis bros jst focus on side of my forehead for like 90min(naturally i hv little bald head)wen i got tired i shoutd oga e dn do na ahbi u wan finalize my bald head, wen i check mirror cry i no fit cry i jst said u wuld neva cee me here again

Atlast

This guy team good for over 1.5 ehnn

Hahahahaha

e shock me

Phil jones

Mine would be man u vs psg that rashford penalty


cee over joy that night i cnt 4get it so easily

anoda 1 wuld be man u vs mancity dat comeback to win 3-2

DavidEsq:
For shizzy

whatx that

oya cum nd teach me 2 ways

Here comes the SHIM

Check out umidigi a5 pro or lenovo k5 pro

DavidEsq:
I already knew the best soup for it, sef: Banga soup laced with perewinkle, eaten with hot yellow starch

urhobo man??

adeniranfam:

e shock me

adeniranfam:
Toilet automatic led light for WC available @ cheaper rate

Halla me on Whats.App 080....550..86...312

nawa o

ntin pastor no go see 4 altar


is the light there 4 u to see ur poop or wat??

barca fans don die today

Barca fans don die today


since morning mod just dey pepper dem eye


u still wan show dem video of d match sef, real barca fans wuld nt want to watch d highlight

Anybody that win today, win the tornament

primeache:
Back in the days of kizito shoes. I went to oshodi, bought the shoe, but the shoe no follow me reach house.
Oshodi boys back then

lolxx u never wise that time ahbi

Oluwapresley:
I remember the first time I got scammed. Chaiiiiii. I was ajebo that time. I think I was around 14 or there about. I went to buy guava 4 market na him I see buy boxer short o wey them write 50 cent for waistband. I was like damn, this is lovely. I asked the guy how much. He said one mad price around N700 sha. I managed to price it to around 350 if I can remember well. For my mind, I had a good bargain. I think I bought 2 self. Only for to reach my street I now met one guy that said the stuff is N150. Haaaaa... Something I bought N350 each. So my first market someone will scam me N400 like that. Na him me and the guy go back o. Got back. Started speaking English. Baba come dey tell me say business is agreement. Say we agree to N350. He no even lie so no be N150. He talk say na me talk say I wan buy am N350. I just shake my head comot. I felt like a fool. I come dey blame myself why I even jam that my street guy. Shebi I for just dey feel myself say I buy correct boxer. But anytime I see that boxer, I go just start to dey think.

Ever since that day, I don't pity person if I want to price o. If you say 1k, I fit call 150. Let's start from there first.

i can relate especially all those aboki sumtin of 300 they wuld tel u 2500

That neymar nd no fly clause they sumhw o

i go with zlatan nd buffon

Di maria

Jese rodrigues

At least 2 weeks

Wen i was stil in school around january b4 lockdown was broke like church rat i told my girl am nt fine cause i dnt hv money mehn in less than 24hrs i receive money i used 4 my project nd feeding

Any body wey get injury abeg mak he stay house o, tomorrow is dah real final


my prediction manu nd chelsea to qualify wolves wuld beat chelsea sha

Odmic2839:
So tell me which successful coach that will be looking like a doll??

lolx... So because of his baby face look he cnt be successful

Danniedpastor:
E go soon tire

he get neva give up attitude

falcon01:
This Guy.

d guy no dy rest

since dat match thread yesterday i nötice am

bigname23:
Bros which one be ur own na...na nairaland here u won cum dey form English proffesor?..pepo dey watch match u dey correct English.. Chelsea dey make men eye red here ..nor cum add ur own oh

u funny die, u wan kill me wit laff

chatinent:
Lol. That kinda owl laugh.

since den even if d man is saying funny stuff i wuld neva laff


nd wat pained me most is that d lecture was 4-6 nd we wer in sch since 8am

Was in class 1 certain evening(gns class) every 1 of us wer wit our handout wen d lecturer said we should circle a part in d note, d guy beside me was doinp rubbish so i strtd laffing at d boy, dat was wen d leturer pointed at me and said i shuld stand up he askd me y i was laffing i said ntin, he den said i shuld walk out of his class



my mate later told me dat he said i was laffing at a wrong spoken english he said