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airsaylongcon:
Before you get your CCNA and MCSA you personally need to get your WAEC English

You are monumental failure to yourself and your family.

This fool doesn't know how people battle with auto correct on their phone while typing.

Born by a prostitute.

Get 2 certificate CCNA and MCSA.

This will show your employers the seriousness and passion in you to learn.

Don’t spend your money learning the skill in-depth,you can only learn better in a production environment,your employer will teach you before asking you to go to site.

thatigboman:
This taxi driver is a pure liar. I use taxify app. U state ur pickup location and destination even before the app will connect you to a driver

madman, she said it herself that she booked the trip offline for her security.


woman wrapper, I beat your type yesterday, blood comot for him mouth.

Nice one here,your re the best and it’s confirmed.


Make I send my cv?

hornyofife:
Some of its notable alumni include

Prof Kenneth Dike, later the first African Vice Chancellor of the first Nigerian University

Late Justice J.P. Oki, former chief judge of Old Bendel state


Andrew W. Mellon, Professor of African history Harvard University.

Edmund Ekwulugo, a retired Chief Magistrate,

C. 0. Odiakosa, well-known agriculturist,

Alfred Bovi, a retired Educationist,

Theophilus R. Yirenki, a Ghanaian pharmacist

Daniel 'Onwugbuzia, a retired Customs officer

Kai u missed chinua Achebe.

plentykola:
Y will the taxify guy say he does not know her destination the destination will automatically appear immediately you start the trip now

The troublemaker made the boarding offline mode ,that is na she go tell the driver to turn left,go to the next 4 street turn right......

Hh

1BB007:
My response.
Why would a taxify driver drive his/her client to an unknown tarred road?
To Dorcas, u didn't want an offline trip beacause it could be risky. That means you need a cab so bad that night, you were gonna look for any option. We don't know the agreement between you guys but i am 65% sure you weren't gonna go for that trip offline because you care so much about your safety.

some lame public opinion saying a kidnapper walks around with a gun or Knife, I am sorry to say you are not in your right senses. because it was obvious the guy had a nasty fantasy of getting down with a beautiful actress forcefully, and could murder her in the process and leave no traces.

Another lame public opinion was that she could open the door, how nah?. how is that possible when a child lock is on, different car has different lock system.

To dorcas, He claimed you ordered him to just move, could it be that you insulted him so bad he wanted to take a revenge to rape you?

NeverthEless, Taxify driver enemeaka or whatever your name is, your job as a taxify driver partner is to deliver selfless service to your client and take clients to their destination, but you did the opposite to sexually abuse a client, assault etc. you even ripped off her dress? now that is a rape attempt.

In conclusion,

TAXIFY DRIVER

1 you just incurred taxify company a huge loss from their projected target income for the first quarter of the year
2 you will be sentenced to nothing less than 15 YEARS in prison.
3 you are seen as a RAPIST for years to come. Everyone will runaway from you

DORCAS
1 Try not use insultive or provocative words on anyone. which i have doubt you actually did that
2 You made a smart move for recording all what happened for evidence.. Thanks to your snapchat addiction
3 We love you and we are happy you her safe! Move on a lot of people love you for always entertaining us in our everyday busy lifestyle.

Thanks

This one don mad finish

Sijo01:
The little I know about car doors. There's a central lock only the driver can operate.

She had the keys,when the driver Stepped out,she became the driver,why didn’t she open the door?

Seun should stop � promoting these kinds of people,man who types CV for a living they claim HR.

See,I don’t know much percentage is fo graduate trainee job goes by selecting cv from pools of cv, but experience roles are 90-97 % referral. Just know person who has worked with you before or see you work somewhere,one he recommends,shikena.

And the Fulani that have sex without protection and born like rabbits will end up occupying the local government and install an emir like the infamous emir of Kano who will take order from the sokoto caliphate.


Op you get sense at all?
Are you a Yoruba man?

Lipscomb:
Jonathan did so because of his relationship with IBO's .if its this present administration he die ? The family will buried their corpse. Ojukwu don't deserve state burial.

No Biafra will

True talk.
But there was a greater danger if you don’t bury him with honour.

There was “ serious Biafra reawakening tension “ then,his body was moved to various states and countries that recognized Biafra,I could remember the one in TBS the world igbos attended ,shops was locked,


But....

Masson wanted to bury him,the money was there,the local and international press was there,it was the best thing for Nigeria to do.

How I wish m post was in the front page.

after payment of 20550 in the bank using pay direct,i was given a receipt but am unable to continue with my registration.
the site hasnt updated my payment and my logging details is showing "incorrect"


i think NSE is not making it easy for new members that want to join,poor customer service,poor feedback from them.

the reason i made payment is just to be committed and avoid procastination or lacadescical atitutude,it frustrating.i need help.


how am i suppose to get two proposers who are up to date?

them never see single girls wey full everywhere throway,wey dey beg for husband e come be this second hand.


shioor.

application is ongoing...


http://www.nse.org.ng.nsehqabj.arvixevps.com/index.php?option=com_k2&view=item&id=134:april-2018-diet-corporate-membership-application-now-open&Itemid=754


http://www.nse.org.ng.nsehqabj.arvixevps.com/


a graduate working for 5 years,which category will he apply for A1.....?

Just to mess her

I thought she is married?

Hmmmm

KushyKush:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SW4xCyoe6M




I might be slow uploading the pictures...they quite heavy!

No wonder we went to bring our grandfather 's mate to rule us. Is this how my generation wants to snatch power from buhari and Co?

Is this how we re going to build and lunch our rocket.

You left your mother ND your wife at home for work, your mother became sick and is getting cold, your wife didn't take her to the hospital, a neighbor called u to say your mama dry die, you called your wife telling her to rush mummy to hospital if Wat u really hearing is real while you drive back home, on getting home you see your wife pressing phone in her room, you rush to your mums room her pulse seems not working, you rushed her to the hospital,the Doc said he is sorry they u come late.

With tears and anger you and back home still wet your wife pressing phone and smiling, you asked her some questions and she shouts back at you asking you that"why is she disturbing the peace of the marriage that she is tired of her presence, the pastor even said she is the cause of her barreness, you tell her mama is dead, she hisses and walk out......



Now this is a true life story.

Don't talk rubbish if you are not I somebody's shoes, some men beat their wife because of a life at stake.

eezeribe:
Bros,no body begged anybody for nairaland party neither did Seun force anyone...
Seun is not making money from any body's sweat,he makes it from his own sweat....
Go and call Mark Zuckerberg to organise and sponsor Facebook party or tournament...
You guys who are obsessed with Nairaland party should please deal with the outcome or end it....
You think every nairalander has time for frivolities...

It’s not frivolities,it’s called branding.
Mark may not be spending money on end of the year party for his staff or users but he sure spends on other things as csr,which one has your egbon done?

Before a captain can be killed...all NCO suppose don die finish.


So how many did bokoharam killed in that operation?

DaddyKross:
Lol

Pay no attention to the Op, he is just trolling

See,I don’t know you but If you are proud of it .show pictures.i m not proud so I won’t show pictures.


But my provocation tolerance has limit.dont provoke me make I no show pictures.

A forum of 2 million people.kai.

How can nairaland,a forum of about 2million youth and a guest of more than 30 million people organize of get together and Nigeria didn’t shake?

How ?

How did it happen?

It’s lack of publicity? No

Is it majority of the youth don’t have money? No

Is it that the youth don’t wanna catch fun? No


Then wat is it?

I know you are expecting a lot of amazing pictures of wine,people(we have 2 million members),bikinis,champagne moet donpreyon ciroc Hennessy ace,DJ, beach soccer,rides,guys in shorts,handsome danzel Washington looking guys and kim khadashian looking babes,lap dances,hugging kissing Romancing and sex!.

I m sorry.

To summarize it all,it’s better if you don’t see it,it failed!

I wanna tell you why it failed,it’s because of seun.

How?

Seun makes so much money and most of the content here are no his,he puts in very little effort and makes so much money from our sweat.that is not a problem.

However,the problem is the CSR or lack of it,why can’t seun give back to nairaland members through this beach party celebration?

Is it too much for seun to support the party with 100,000 naira as this will go a long way in encouraging people to pay and join.this however will ensure people that they will get more than their money’s worth.he doesn’t even have to give the money himself he could use lalasticala to make the support .


But he chose to look the other way and a get together of over 2million forum member is now caricature and it keeps getting worst,better cancel this rubbish unless it is reviewed inline with my recommendation.

How do we make it better next year.
#discuss.

Fork up.


Seun makes so much money and most of the content here are no his,he puts in very little effort and makes so much money from our sweat.that is not a problem.

However,the problem is the CSR or lack of it,why can’t seun give back to nairaland members through this beach party celebration?

Is it too much for seun to support the party with 100,000 naira as this will go a long way in encouraging people to pay and join.this however will ensure people that they will get more than their money’s worth.he doesn’t even have to give the money himself he could use lalasticala to make the support .


But he chose to look the other way and a get together of over 2million forum member is now caricature and it keeps getting worst,better cancel this rubbish unless it is reviewed inline with my recommendation.


Boom.

you buy new london use phone?

yeyerolling:
If NNPC's landing cost is 171. Private importers landing cost wud be around 180 after we factor finance costs. 190-200 per litre loading . i can be dangote price wud be 300

Dangote will buy crude from either nnpc or multinational in Nigeria at a very cheap price.

Crude is almost free na