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Crime › Re: Nigerian Fraudsters Jailed For £2.7million Lottery Scam by AK481(m): 10:41am On Dec 05, 2012
Haba,the sentence is toooo small for that kind crime that eventually led to the death of 2 people.
Romance › Re: The Kind Of Guy That Women Find Attractive? by AK481(m): 9:24am On Dec 01, 2012
Well,people want what they don't have.

Btw,how many of your current boyfriends have this kind of qualities you just listedhuh?
Politics › Re: Obasanjo’s Call For A Revolution by AK481(m): 7:53pm On Nov 29, 2012
Obj said the truth nah.see the way terrorist are just killing our enforcement agents like reciting "abcd"

The millitary has no better reason than to carry out a coup now!
Islam › Re: Shame On You!!! by AK481(m): 7:07pm On Nov 29, 2012
ifeness: Ha ha ! And also be a terrorist
Hahahahaha,and be like alfa,sheik abdulmutalab who many muslims thinks he is right
Foreign Affairs › Re: The Difference Between Isreal And Palestine(pics) by AK481(m): 6:58pm On Nov 29, 2012
Soo true
Islam › Re: Nobel Laureates Join Call For Israeli Boycott by AK481(m): 6:51pm On Nov 29, 2012
What happens wen the cockroach fights the chicken?

The report fails to mention that during the lattest siege,the hamas fired about 2000 rocket into jerusalem and telaviv,which is far more than wat isreal fired.
The trurh is that isreal are not innocent bt the hamas are even more guilty in the right proportion.

When they realised that Israel have an upper hand militarily,why did they continue shootinghuhhuhhuh

Thread closed!!!,reason:misleading,biased and one-sided report.
Politics › Re: Between Jonathan And Nnpc’s Criminal Kerosene Racketeering by AK481(m): 2:26pm On Nov 29, 2012
citizenisb: FOR NIGERIAN YOUTHS TO BE DISCUSSING BIAFRA WHEN THE ELITE ARE OPENLY LOOTING BILLIONS OF DOLLARS MEANT FOR NATIONAL DEVELOPMENT IN 2012 GOES TO SHOW HOW DAFT WE ARE.

MANY ON THIS FORUM WHERE NOT EVEN ALIVE DURING THE CARNAGE SO IF YOU THINK THAT WAS GENOCIDE, A GREATER ONE VIA CORRUPTION IS HAPPENING NOW WITH HUNGER, UNEMPLOYMENT AND MASS DEATH OF WOMEN AND CHILDREN AT CHILDBIRTH AND MALARIA SCOURGES WHICH SHOULD HAVE BEEN HISTORY IF NOT FOR BAD LEADERSHIP.

LET US KEEP ON PLAYING TO OUR LEADERS TUNES SINCE WE LOVE TO CONFIRM HOW DAFT WE ARE : TALKING OF BIAFRA WHEN SINCE 1999 WE HAVE HAD MORE MONEY THAN OUR ENTIRE HISTORY COMBINED TO HAVE TRANSFORMED US TO BRAZIL OR SOUTH KOREA, IT IS A PITY!!
Off point,u mention biafra here?
Family › Re: Give Me A Child And Get 250k, Twins 500k by AK481(m): 1:35pm On Nov 28, 2012
Freiburger: OP, you cant buy what's already yours.
Its a joint ownership,he is just tryna make it a sole ownership.
@poser,btw,I think the money and goodies are tooooooo much.I have been considering that for a long time,bt the stigmatisation surrounding it,is wat have been making me keeping it silent.

I think its hightime,the world realises that they can't force every wannabe father into marriage,it simply doesn't work for 70% of men,bt the cultural,traditional and religious necessity is hindering pipu from speaking anti favour of it,hence suffering and smiling comes to play.


@ op,bell the cat and we will follow suit enmass.
Family › Re: Give Me A Child And Get 250k, Twins 500k by AK481(m): 1:19pm On Nov 28, 2012
ifyalways: 250 what an insult!!!

On average, a Nigerian graduate earns above 100K a month. Multiply that by 9 months.

3M for a school cert holder.

10M for a graduate
For which country?
Politics › Re: Casualties Of Plateau Shooting Rise To 10 by AK481(m): 11:51pm On Nov 27, 2012
na wao,alot of people cant wait for 2015 to come,so this rubish can halt.this is a failure of leadership,GEJ HAS FAILED US.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Moves To Stop Jonathan In 2015 by AK481(m): 11:41pm On Nov 27, 2012
ok
Fashion › Re: Kate Henshaw Is The Face Of Blessing Perfume by AK481(m): 4:24pm On Nov 27, 2012
Congrat to my beautiful calabar babe
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Ad.infinitum by AK481(op): 4:37pm On Nov 24, 2012
toygod2: Believe in urself. Who says u cant be?.....infact,we need a change. tanx
Yes man,I am the change you want to see here.
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Ad.infinitum by AK481(op): 4:27pm On Nov 24, 2012
larride: I laugh in Uganda style, so na yoke be this for your mind abi.......smhs angry
@ least u laughed!
Even with all ur problems,u still laughed.men! Forget,I m the "underground jokes king,that aint being crowned"
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Ad.infinitum by AK481(op): 7:03pm On Nov 23, 2012
2.TEACHER wrote on d board,
36x+yx+(2/3yx+3x7)sine 2x +cos 3y-tanxycoshy=vdu+udv
Solve d problem..

AKPOS picked d duster, cleaned d board & said "problem solved”


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Jokes Etc › Jokes Ad.infinitum by AK481(op): 4:27pm On Nov 23, 2012
First of all.


















Introduction.
My name na Ak 48,I ve watched silently @ those who parade themselves as the joke king,presido and vice president,when there is notin funny about all their jokes since more than 5yrs on naira.

Like the saying goes,evil thrive wen the good guys keep quiet.

For a start,here is a tip of my jokeberg.




1.If fight dey hungry you, and you be stammerer..just go tell a Yoruba Woman say "Your Toe is Big"


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Jokes Etc › Re: Akpors Runs Mad. . . .tooooooooo Funyy!! by AK481(m): 7:49pm On Nov 20, 2012
Moderator,if I call this bastaard a bastaard,will you ban me?
Nairaland General › Re: Two-headed Cobra Born In China by AK481(m): 6:49pm On Nov 20, 2012
Ticklishmummy: Kare omoluabi,asotan oro lo so yen o.
Ileke ja si oko,ma ja si ile.
Ibi kan naa sha lo ma jasi.

Mo pa ilu fun e.
Nairaland General › Re: Two-headed Cobra Born In China by AK481(m): 6:47pm On Nov 20, 2012
Ticklishmummy: Kare omoluabi,asotan oro lo so yen o.
Ileke ja si oko,ma ja si ile.
Ibi kan naa sha lo ma jasi.

Mo pa ilu fun e.
Umuigbo!!!!!,this is tribalism in action,this is not yorubaland but nairaland,we need to understand you to give us a sense of belonging.thanks.I mean no insult
Politics › Re: Happy Birthday To Prof Chinua Achebe by AK481(m): 8:35pm On Nov 16, 2012
Happy birthday to chinua achebe,african gift to the world,the greatest prophet that has ever lived on the surface of subsaharan african;when you wrote it all in your book "trouble with nigeria",a big trouble I will say.

Sir,I am humbled by ur intellectual achievements and ur marriage to your pen.

Sir,let me assure you of something,you will celebrate "the christian republic of biafra" with us before you go beyond",we have concluded plans and arrangement for that,oge mehan vaaam naanya(e go clear for their eyes soon).
Celebrities › Re: Photos From Wizkid's Performance At The BBC 1xtra Show by AK481(m): 9:06pm On Nov 13, 2012
Brainrex: Congrats
Wizkid we love you kiss kiss
How many of una?
Romance › Re: Can You Marry A Stripper? - Please, Be Honest by AK481(m): 11:00am On Nov 13, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Dude stop chatting like this. How me where in the Nigerian constitution which says stripping is illegal? I know more than 6 strip clubs on Allen avenue and they are not getting closed down Dude.

Entertainment dancing is not illegal prostitution is[/quote]There is a law prohibiting people from exposing their n.udity in public places.
Islam › Re: Gawat Still Missing Four Months On by AK481(m): 11:09pm On Nov 10, 2012
poor journalism and bad form of reporting,.........where is him pictures,dont you feel we should see him?
Nairaland General › Re: Tehn Is One Year Old - Hooray!!! by AK481(m):
If only most churches are like this.

This is a challenge to oyedepo and his supporters,who I expect them to export this kind of humanitarian gestures to their places of worship.
If you look closely,those who av helped are just simple people and "not the so called church goers and pastors on nairaland.

I am soooooooo happy.thank God,I ve found a better way of using my tithe.

God bless me,God bless tehn,God bless nairaland,God bless good nigerian,God punish our corupt politicians ....in jesus name..
Events › Names Of Happening Clubs You Know And How Much is gate fee? by AK481(op): 1:07pm On Nov 09, 2012
Hello fellow nairalanders,

Thank God its friday,another day to settle down for the week.while people have their own ways of jolificating,mine is simply clubbing,clubbing and more clubbing.

I ve bin to a lot of clubs(nite clubs),but tonite I want something different,I want to see new faces,rock new laddies ikebe and watch few ashies do their thing.

I ve bin to lita lori hotel @ bodethomas, opposite nysc secretariat which charges #800.

Sunderland at coker road surulere which charges #1000.

Club 10 surulere. #5000.

Savannah club,apapa liverpool side #800.

Grace manor nsukka road,(opposite unn gate,back in school days ), #1000

And also grace hotel and clubs,boundary ajcity. Dat one na free.

.....Amongs others.

I actually want something different tonite,so I ll need your sugestion and how much for gate fee.
Politics › Re: What Are The Chances For Northerners In 2015 Election by AK481(m): 3:00pm On Nov 08, 2012
binger: No mallam/aboki for presidency till 2019! After then,Nigerians can re-consider cool cool
2019 Wetin?,wen igbos will still be having their first term.

they should wait till 2023
Family › Re: If Your Are Old Enough To Get Married, Why Are You Not Married? by AK481(m): 5:07pm On Nov 07, 2012
imarena: Guys are scared of commitment. I nid a man!
U no see that guy wey dey do advert? Abi u no want make him chop pomo waka.

Honestly baby,I also need a gal,shey u fine? If yes then I ll supply u my email address. U ll be suprise to know that I m among those forbes listed unknown millionaires.
Family › Re: Man Sues Wife For Giving Birth To An Ugly Baby by AK481(m): 6:44am On Nov 02, 2012
Lol
Education › Re: Letter To All Nigerian V.cs by AK481(m): 3:46pm On Oct 31, 2012
afam4eva: Why mjust the VCs be close to the students? Don't they have HODs and professors. Do they want to kidnap the VC? If you don't want to learn then get out and start learning mechanic or conductor. No be by force to go school.
WAt about opening a facebook page?,atleast gej has one.will they also kidnap his image?

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