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the man is certainly crazy as well as d jark dat push dis to FP

lol

A CHURCH SERVICE IN AMERICA
Pastor: Praise the Lord!
Church: Hallelujah!
Pastor: Give the Lord a crazy noise!
Church: Halleluuuuuuuuuuuuujjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Pastor: Let us pray and commit 2day's service into God's hand. Pls, log in to your Facebook, Wattsapp, BBM & Twitter and chat with your God.
Come on.
Message Time
Pastor: Let's open our IPads, Tablets, Laptops, Phones & Memory cards' Bibles into 1 Cor. 13: 13.
Pls, switch on your Bluetooth to download d sermon.
Assistant Pastor: Offering Time!
Church: Blessing Time!
Let's use our OPS to pay offering. Quickly transfer your tithes into d church account no 01444666 OLx Bank. Development offering should be forwarded to d secretary account before Wednesday. Thk you.
Announcement
Secretary: Monday Bible study will be life on Skype 011 by 21:00 GMT. Questions & answers will be on various Facebook & watsapp groups where usual discussion do take place.
You can follow the pastor on twitter for prayer and counselling.
The Thursday prosperity seminal will be on Facebook & questions and answers on Wattsapp (remember 2go is no more in use)
The choir should switch on to the usual Frequency for rehearsal on Saturday.
God bless you, have a wonderful week.

WHAT A COUNTRY... WELCOME TO NIGERIA*
Where sex is free and love is costly.*
Where loosing a phone is more painful than loosing VIRGINITY.* Where, if you don't cheat on your partner, you are not sharp and smart.*
Where Bathrooms have become photo STUDIO.*
Where getting a GALAXY phone is greater than achieving a DEGREE.*
Where yahoo boys have brighter future than graduates.*
Where temples are turned into datingpoints.*
Where worshiping God in truth & spirit is difficult . * Where lies are
turned into realities.* Where ladies fear Pregnancy than HIV...*
Where pizza delivery is faster than emergency response.* Where
people fear thieves, robbers &Boko Haram than God... * Where
people go toChurch with BB chargers rather than Bible.* Where
guys are scared of getting married but love to have sex...* Where
we have highest number of musician due to unemployment.*
Where the higher your offense the loweryour punishment and vice
versa...* Where the number of Churches & Mosque are more than
the worshipers... * Where we say"Up NEPA" more than
wesay"Praise THE LORD"...* Where a school drop-out politician is
TenTimes richer and more respected than a Professor... * Where
unemployed youths pick up weapons to fight in support of the
politicians who deprive them of employment & a good life...*
Where someone who cannot speak English is given honorary
Doctorate degrees.WHAT A COUNTRY!!!Oh Lord, look down from
heaven and have mercy on this great nation.Let there be a great
turn around. If you love this country pls share the post probably it
will reach & touch the hearts of those that have the power of the
Nation in their palms!..AnonymousWHAT A COUNTRY... WELCOME TO NIGERIA*
Where sex is free and love is costly.*
Where loosing a phone is more painful than loosing VIRGINITY.* Where, if you don't cheat on your partner, you are not sharp and smart.*
Where Bathrooms have become photo STUDIO.*
Where getting a GALAXY phone is greater than achieving a DEGREE.*
Where yahoo boys have brighter future than graduates.*
Where temples are turned into datingpoints.*
Where worshiping God in truth & spirit is difficult . * Where lies are
turned into realities.* Where ladies fear Pregnancy than HIV...*
Where pizza delivery is faster than emergency response.* Where
people fear thieves, robbers &Boko Haram than God... * Where
people go toChurch with BB chargers rather than Bible.* Where
guys are scared of getting married but love to have sex...* Where
we have highest number of musician due to unemployment.*
Where the higher your offense the loweryour punishment and vice
versa...* Where the number of Churches & Mosque are more than
the worshipers... * Where we say"Up NEPA" more than
wesay"Praise THE LORD"...* Where a school drop-out politician is
TenTimes richer and more respected than a Professor... * Where
unemployed youths pick up weapons to fight in support of the
politicians who deprive them of employment & a good life...*
Where someone who cannot speak English is given honorary
Doctorate degrees.WHAT A COUNTRY!!!Oh Lord, look down from
heaven and have mercy on this great nation.Let there be a great
turn around. If you love this country pls share the post probably it
will reach & touch the hearts of those that have the power of the
Nation in their palms!..AnonymousWHAT A COUNTRY... WELCOME TO NIGERIA*
Where sex is free and love is costly.*
Where loosing a phone is more painful than loosing VIRGINITY.* Where, if you don't cheat on your partner, you are not sharp and smart.*
Where Bathrooms have become photo STUDIO.*
Where getting a GALAXY phone is greater than achieving a DEGREE.*
Where yahoo boys have brighter future than graduates.*
Where temples are turned into datingpoints.*
Where worshiping God in truth & spirit is difficult . * Where lies are
turned into realities.* Where ladies fear Pregnancy than HIV...*
Where pizza delivery is faster than emergency response.* Where
people fear thieves, robbers &Boko Haram than God... * Where
people go toChurch with BB chargers rather than Bible.* Where
guys are scared of getting married but love to have sex...* Where
we have highest number of musician due to unemployment.*
Where the higher your offense the loweryour punishment and vice
versa...* Where the number of Churches & Mosque are more than
the worshipers... * Where we say"Up NEPA" more than
wesay"Praise THE LORD"...* Where a school drop-out politician is
TenTimes richer and more respected than a Professor... * Where
unemployed youths pick up weapons to fight in support of the
politicians who deprive them of employment & a good life...*
Where someone who cannot speak English is given honorary
Doctorate degrees.WHAT A COUNTRY!!!Oh Lord, look down from
heaven and have mercy on this great nation.Let there be a great
turn around. If you love this country pls share the post probably it
will reach & touch the hearts of those that have the power of the
Nation in their palms!..Anonymous

we notice my 7yrs old neighbor's daughter wasn't happy after her mum gave birth to another baby girl. day after day she was looking sad and moody and trying to avoid everyone, whn I calm her down and after a lot of petting she opened up to me she was sad because her mum didn't do 'Jerry coil' hair style for her instead she did it to her newly born baby...
I laugh and my belle dey hurt.

Gboliwe:
You no try at all. seriously, you shd have slapped someone atleast

Gboliwe:
You no try at all. seriously, you shd have slapped someone atleast

lolz

jeedbaba:
that doesn't guarantee him of becoming senate president if Saraki fortunately stripped out of the seat.
He's still a learner in NAAS.

and who do you think is learned enough to become the senate president? anyway, unfortunately for you Saraki is staying for good.

jeedbaba:
that doesn't guarantee him of becoming senate president if Saraki fortunately stripped out of the seat.
He's still a learner in NAAS.

and who do you think is learned enough to become the senate president? anyway, unfortunately for you Saraki is staying for good.

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no mind them.

dharay99:

I'm †ired of ds...."dey killed †oday, dey arres†ed ²moro"
Wey pic†ure sef....& When will ds end once & ⁴all...

see for yourself now

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handie:
Source:thenationonlineng.net/new/fashola-segun-oni-amaechi-ezekwesili-danbazzau-may-make-buharis-cabinet/

We will be waiting.

januzaj:
Abuja: A Federal High Court sitting in Abuja on
Wednesday refused to halt the impeachment
proceeding being spearheaded by the Ekiti State
House of Assembly against Governor, Ayodele
Fayose, and his deputy, Kolapo Olusola.
The impeachment proceeding notice is said to
have been served on the governor and his deputy
by the 19 All Progressives Congress members,
who have been at loggerheads with the governor
since he came on board last October.
Although Fayose has been working with only six
members of the PDP in the House, the APC
lawmakers, which the governor does not
recognise, returned to the state this week with an
impeachment notice, prompting the closure of the
House of Assembly by security agents.
.
. http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/judge-declines-stoppage-of-fayoses-impeachment-proceeding/

Am sure of two thinx:
1) there's God.
3) you re not Him.

dodoniyi:
A group of youths in Rivers State at the weekend found some people believed to be officials of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) thumb printing ballot papers in Khana, a community in Ogoniland.

The officials are believed to be carrying out the act to justify the results posted for the National Assembly elections.

A source said: “One of the officials disclosed that the action was arrived at to justify the results tendered and provide evidence in preparation for tribunal.”

The youths later handed over the materials seized from the officials to Senator Magnus Abe, who was the All Progressives Congress (APC) Rivers South-East Senatorial candidate.

Abe, at a news conference yesterday which was also attended by the Director-General of the Greater Tomorrow Campaign Organisation, Victor Giadom, urged the Criminal Investigation Department (CID) unit of the police to investigate and prosecute the INEC officials and policemen involved in the act.

Abe said: “As you can see before me are INEC ballot papers from Khana. At about 12noon (Thursday), youths stumbled on some INEC officials in their office in Bori, where they brought in presiding officers and supervisors to thumbprint ballot papers and doctored results all in favour of PDP.

“I called the Area Commander, Bori and the DPO who told me the INEC officials were in Bori to collect their stipends on the last elections; I called CP Karma, who asked me to report the matter to the CID; I decide to inform the Nigerian public before proceeding to the police CID.”

Abe urged INEC chairman Prof. Attahiru Jega to redeploy the Rivers State Resident Electoral Commissioner (REC), Gesila Khan, before next Saturday’s elections “for showing executive recklessness in collaboration with PDP and the police”.

He also called for the cancellation of the “concocted elections, because the votes counted in favour of the PDP were not cast by Rivers people”.


SOURCE :
http://thenationonlineng.net/new/rivers-youths-bust-inec-officials-thumprinting-ballot-papers/

issokay.

MzNelly:
Sure thing.

you mean yes??

Right now am watching WrestleMania 31 free of charge on my BB downloaded from youtube.
Thanks once again.

Av got no reason to swap my BB for any Android again.
Thanks. Dat ss stuff really worked for me

LecturerIfe do you knw yu just solve my long time problem right away! Your are a savior walahi.

Happy Easter everyone.

[color=#000099][/color] Dat remind me of a region name in Akure called 'road blocked'. But I go atempt to pave true by puting an action filled blue film. That thin is capable of making some blocked road true o.