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Family / Re: Man Buries His One-Day-Old Baby, Shares Pics Of Her Burial On Facebook by Ak4swagger(m): 8:59pm On Jan 11, 2016 |
the man is certainly crazy as well as d jark dat push dis to FP |
Religion / Re: A Typical Vision 2020 Church by Ak4swagger(m): 8:26am On Oct 19, 2015 |
lol |
Religion / A Typical Vision 2020 Church by Ak4swagger(m): 8:25am On Oct 19, 2015 |
A CHURCH SERVICE IN AMERICA Pastor: Praise the Lord! Church: Hallelujah! Pastor: Give the Lord a crazy noise! Church: Halleluuuuuuuuuuuuujjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Pastor: Let us pray and commit 2day's service into God's hand. Pls, log in to your Facebook, Wattsapp, BBM & Twitter and chat with your God. Come on. Message Time Pastor: Let's open our IPads, Tablets, Laptops, Phones & Memory cards' Bibles into 1 Cor. 13: 13. Pls, switch on your Bluetooth to download d sermon. Assistant Pastor: Offering Time! Church: Blessing Time! Let's use our OPS to pay offering. Quickly transfer your tithes into d church account no 01444666 OLx Bank. Development offering should be forwarded to d secretary account before Wednesday. Thk you. Announcement Secretary: Monday Bible study will be life on Skype 011 by 21:00 GMT. Questions & answers will be on various Facebook & watsapp groups where usual discussion do take place. You can follow the pastor on twitter for prayer and counselling. The Thursday prosperity seminal will be on Facebook & questions and answers on Wattsapp (remember 2go is no more in use) The choir should switch on to the usual Frequency for rehearsal on Saturday. God bless you, have a wonderful week. |
Politics / Trending On Social Networks by Ak4swagger(m): 8:12pm On Oct 18, 2015 |
WHAT A COUNTRY... WELCOME TO NIGERIA* Where sex is free and love is costly.* Where loosing a phone is more painful than loosing VIRGINITY.* Where, if you don't cheat on your partner, you are not sharp and smart.* Where Bathrooms have become photo STUDIO.* Where getting a GALAXY phone is greater than achieving a DEGREE.* Where yahoo boys have brighter future than graduates.* Where temples are turned into datingpoints.* Where worshiping God in truth & spirit is difficult . * Where lies are turned into realities.* Where ladies fear Pregnancy than HIV...* Where pizza delivery is faster than emergency response.* Where people fear thieves, robbers &Boko Haram than God... * Where people go toChurch with BB chargers rather than Bible.* Where guys are scared of getting married but love to have sex...* Where we have highest number of musician due to unemployment.* Where the higher your offense the loweryour punishment and vice versa...* Where the number of Churches & Mosque are more than the worshipers... * Where we say"Up NEPA" more than wesay"Praise THE LORD"...* Where a school drop-out politician is TenTimes richer and more respected than a Professor... * Where unemployed youths pick up weapons to fight in support of the politicians who deprive them of employment & a good life...* Where someone who cannot speak English is given honorary Doctorate degrees.WHAT A COUNTRY!!!Oh Lord, look down from heaven and have mercy on this great nation.Let there be a great turn around. If you love this country pls share the post probably it will reach & touch the hearts of those that have the power of the Nation in their palms!..AnonymousWHAT A COUNTRY... WELCOME TO NIGERIA* Where sex is free and love is costly.* Where loosing a phone is more painful than loosing VIRGINITY.* Where, if you don't cheat on your partner, you are not sharp and smart.* Where Bathrooms have become photo STUDIO.* Where getting a GALAXY phone is greater than achieving a DEGREE.* Where yahoo boys have brighter future than graduates.* Where temples are turned into datingpoints.* Where worshiping God in truth & spirit is difficult . * Where lies are turned into realities.* Where ladies fear Pregnancy than HIV...* Where pizza delivery is faster than emergency response.* Where people fear thieves, robbers &Boko Haram than God... * Where people go toChurch with BB chargers rather than Bible.* Where guys are scared of getting married but love to have sex...* Where we have highest number of musician due to unemployment.* Where the higher your offense the loweryour punishment and vice versa...* Where the number of Churches & Mosque are more than the worshipers... * Where we say"Up NEPA" more than wesay"Praise THE LORD"...* Where a school drop-out politician is TenTimes richer and more respected than a Professor... * Where unemployed youths pick up weapons to fight in support of the politicians who deprive them of employment & a good life...* Where someone who cannot speak English is given honorary Doctorate degrees.WHAT A COUNTRY!!!Oh Lord, look down from heaven and have mercy on this great nation.Let there be a great turn around. If you love this country pls share the post probably it will reach & touch the hearts of those that have the power of the Nation in their palms!..AnonymousWHAT A COUNTRY... WELCOME TO NIGERIA* Where sex is free and love is costly.* Where loosing a phone is more painful than loosing VIRGINITY.* Where, if you don't cheat on your partner, you are not sharp and smart.* Where Bathrooms have become photo STUDIO.* Where getting a GALAXY phone is greater than achieving a DEGREE.* Where yahoo boys have brighter future than graduates.* Where temples are turned into datingpoints.* Where worshiping God in truth & spirit is difficult . * Where lies are turned into realities.* Where ladies fear Pregnancy than HIV...* Where pizza delivery is faster than emergency response.* Where people fear thieves, robbers &Boko Haram than God... * Where people go toChurch with BB chargers rather than Bible.* Where guys are scared of getting married but love to have sex...* Where we have highest number of musician due to unemployment.* Where the higher your offense the loweryour punishment and vice versa...* Where the number of Churches & Mosque are more than the worshipers... * Where we say"Up NEPA" more than wesay"Praise THE LORD"...* Where a school drop-out politician is TenTimes richer and more respected than a Professor... * Where unemployed youths pick up weapons to fight in support of the politicians who deprive them of employment & a good life...* Where someone who cannot speak English is given honorary Doctorate degrees.WHAT A COUNTRY!!!Oh Lord, look down from heaven and have mercy on this great nation.Let there be a great turn around. If you love this country pls share the post probably it will reach & touch the hearts of those that have the power of the Nation in their palms!..Anonymous |
Family / Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Ak4swagger(m): 8:55pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
we notice my 7yrs old neighbor's daughter wasn't happy after her mum gave birth to another baby girl. day after day she was looking sad and moody and trying to avoid everyone, whn I calm her down and after a lot of petting she opened up to me she was sad because her mum didn't do 'Jerry coil' hair style for her instead she did it to her newly born baby... I laugh and my belle dey hurt. 43 Likes 4 Shares |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Job Interview Experience Today by Ak4swagger(m): 5:02pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Politics / Re: Tribunal Upholds Ekweremadu's Election by Ak4swagger(m): 6:14pm On Oct 09, 2015 |
jeedbaba:and who do you think is learned enough to become the senate president? anyway, unfortunately for you Saraki is staying for good. jeedbaba:and who do you think is learned enough to become the senate president? anyway, unfortunately for you Saraki is staying for good. |
Politics / Re: Caption This Photo by Ak4swagger(m): 9:06am On Oct 09, 2015 |
[quote author=Sveen post=38792268][img]http://4.bp..com/-CgybC_u8ojw/VhajbNKO14I/AAAAAAAG5ms/iwmM9LSvPu0/s1600/unnamed.jpg[/img] [/quote/] no mind them.
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Politics / Re: Nigerian Army ‘kills Over 100’ Boko Haram Militants, Loses 7 Soldiers by Ak4swagger(m): 12:58pm On Oct 07, 2015 |
dharay99:see for yourself now
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Education / EKSU Post Utme Results Checking And Supports. by Ak4swagger(m): 8:28am On Aug 10, 2015 |
Does any one has any isue logging-in with his post jamb details to access or print his/her invoice or fail to check the result on Eksu portal or completely lost on how to go about checking result or need an information of any kind about 2015/16 Eksu admission, you can contact Eksu Technical Support on 08067526750. Best of luck. |
Politics / Re: President Buhari Stands Tall Amongst West African Leaders (photos) by Ak4swagger(m): 5:48am On Jun 13, 2015 |
.....and Osinbade? 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Fashola, Amaechi, Ezekwesili, Danbazzau May Make Buhari’s Cabinet-nation by Ak4swagger(m): 5:35am On Jun 13, 2015 |
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Politics / Re: Fashola, Amaechi, Ezekwesili, Danbazzau May Make Buhari’s Cabinet-nation by Ak4swagger(m): 5:33am On Jun 13, 2015 |
handie:We will be waiting. |
Politics / Re: Judge Declines Stoppage Of Fayose’s Impeachment Proceeding by Ak4swagger(m): 11:30pm On Apr 08, 2015 |
januzaj:Am sure of two thinx: 1) there's God. 3) you re not Him. |
Politics / Re: Rivers Youths Bust ‘INEC Officials’ Thumprinting Ballot Papers by Ak4swagger(m): 11:28pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
dodoniyi:issokay. |
Romance / Re: 5 Habits Of People Who’ll Never Get Married by Ak4swagger(m): 11:24pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
MzNelly:you mean yes?? |
Phones / Re: How To Download ANY YOUTUBE VIDEO Using Your Blackberry by Ak4swagger(m): 5:50pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Right now am watching WrestleMania 31 free of charge on my BB downloaded from youtube. Thanks once again. |
Phones / Re: How To Download ANY YOUTUBE VIDEO Using Your Blackberry by Ak4swagger(m): 5:19pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Av got no reason to swap my BB for any Android again. Thanks. Dat ss stuff really worked for me |
Phones / Re: How To Download ANY YOUTUBE VIDEO Using Your Blackberry by Ak4swagger(m): 5:17pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
LecturerIfe do you knw yu just solve my long time problem right away! Your are a savior walahi. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland/General Section Chatroom by Ak4swagger(m): 4:39pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Happy Easter everyone.
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Romance / Re: When A Girl Comes To Visit You And Sits Like This (photo) by Ak4swagger(m): 2:33am On Mar 21, 2015 |
[color=#000099][/color] Dat remind me of a region name in Akure called 'road blocked'. But I go atempt to pave true by puting an action filled blue film. That thin is capable of making some blocked road true o. 1 Like |
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