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Crime / Re: Man Shot Dead At Obiagu, Enugu - Graphic Photos by akatekpe(m): 10:08pm On Aug 24, 2016
Hmmm..crime rate increasing daily in Naija
Crime / Re: Autopsy Conducted On Ronke Shonde, Police Invite Alleged Lover by akatekpe(m): 10:01am On May 13, 2016
Missonas:

I asked cos u said only those that keep their chats gets caught forgetting d other person u chatting with also has ur chat and can still nail u if need be
My earlier coment was in regards to the last question the girl asked her boo " can I go through your WhatsApp? " .I wu open my WhatsApp and handover the phone to her knowing that I don't have chats for her to read through. Read the last question again and analyse my coment
Crime / Re: Autopsy Conducted On Ronke Shonde, Police Invite Alleged Lover by akatekpe(m): 9:51am On May 13, 2016
Missonas:

Do you chat with yourself?
NO.. why d question? What's the essence of keeping read chats in my phone? I clear my chats after reading
Crime / Re: Autopsy Conducted On Ronke Shonde, Police Invite Alleged Lover by akatekpe(m): 9:18am On May 13, 2016
Nelkoko:
Na wa oooo
only those who keeps their chats get caught. I read and delete instantly and continue the chat and delete continuously grin that's how we roll
Health / Re: Audu Ogbeh: Stop Eating Moi-Moi Made In Cellophane. by akatekpe(m): 5:55pm On May 12, 2016
DollyParton1:
Shey we can eat the ones inside plastics or cans?

How many people can successfully wrap moi moi with leaves? Not much.

cans are okay but plastic same with cellophane
Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye Blasts Ynaija For Calling Him A "Copycat" by akatekpe(m): 11:54pm On May 09, 2016
ameezy:
Who dem epp
Just chilling
If na woman bleach so, una no go allow her rest oo..u wan turn albino ne?

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Politics / Re: All Nigerian Presidents With Their Wives, Who Is The Cutest? (photos) by akatekpe(m): 5:05pm On May 09, 2016
I go For Abacha and wife. Forget his evil and check carefully, the man is a fine man and de wife over fine. Murtala Muhammed and wife are next, then Buhari and Wife..
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Anti-corruption War Has Loopholes – Al-mustapha by akatekpe(m): 1:58pm On May 09, 2016
sammyj:
This Mofoon still has the mouth to talk after creating majority of problems with his Otondo Oga at the top. Let him go and park well !!! shocked angry
But Buhari was in his team back then, or have u forgotten PMB was a minister under Abacha?
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Anti-corruption War Has Loopholes – Al-mustapha by akatekpe(m): 1:57pm On May 09, 2016
BeeBeeOoh:
exactly. He justified GEJ indirectly
Yea, and they were on GEJ' neck for saying stealing( illegally taken) is not corruption
Celebrities / Re: Beyonce Rocks Ankara Ensemble As She Steps Out Wit Jay Z(Pics by akatekpe(m): 1:50pm On May 09, 2016
She look responsible . Jay Z should have nailed it with Agbada to make them both responsible. At 50 Jay Z is stil forming nigga undecided

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Politics / Re: Buhari’s Anti-corruption War Has Loopholes – Al-mustapha by akatekpe(m): 1:46pm On May 09, 2016
BeeBeeOoh:
We Are On The Same Page Bro:


Stealing Is Not Corruption- GEJ 2015


Illegally Taken Money Is Not Stealing- PMB 2016


Meaning PMB justified GEJ' statement.
Romance / Re: Why Do Men Get Tired Of Ladies After Several Sex? by akatekpe(m): 7:02pm On May 08, 2016
Not every guy, the more sexx I ve with her, the more I get attached to her. The bond grow stronger after every sexx. I hardly forget the babes I had real body contact with than I forget those who I never had any sexuall contact with.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: CNSSL /MTN Apapa Call Center Sacks About 100 Staffs by akatekpe(m): 6:27pm On May 08, 2016
nurez305:
those people were recruited on contract during mtn registration just to assist mtn to call customer to do his/her sim registration and do one or two things for them and they were all paid a stipend.


They all knw that its just for 3 to 4 month contract. So what did you expect after their contract elapse....these country is in a big mess
I doubt you. CNSSL are known for hiring and firing
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: CNSSL /MTN Apapa Call Center Sacks About 100 Staffs by akatekpe(m): 6:25pm On May 08, 2016
yimikaa:
Again.

Cnssl has been bad news since 2010.
hey! Team what? Cos I guess u were in jos call centre grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: CNSSL /MTN Apapa Call Center Sacks About 100 Staffs by akatekpe(m): 6:22pm On May 08, 2016
This useless company again..Ajiga and that his boss been frustrating naija graduates since 2010. I shielded tears of joy in 2010 the day I received a text from them congratulating me, I was so happy cos I thought I finally got a real job( MTN job) not knowing that it was an outsourcing company in charge. They made so many graduates jobless few years later in Jos, I guess the curses from Jos call center is making CNSSL Confused everywhere the go. When wu our law makers look into this manhandling of Naija graduates? sad
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Signs EFYA, R2bees, Mr.Eazi To Starboy Records by akatekpe(m): 10:35am On May 08, 2016
SweetBoyFriend:
Aunty stinky P won't write this on her blog site.
She will only write eviction notice.

I see why no man wan marry a mentally unstable goat
Stop dis rubbish.Why drag Linda here now?
Celebrities / Re: Finally I Found Teebillz Barber by akatekpe(m): 5:25pm On May 06, 2016
ThePeacemaker:
Lool

juzt buy weed(igbo) and hair cream
mix em together

your hair would grow than weed
i swear you go dey visit barber pass teebilz



come back to thank me

Thanks bro..wu try it
Politics / Re: Photos Of Hausa Man Burnt In Aba Yesterday by akatekpe(m): 12:09pm On May 06, 2016
pweetychyka:
Y kill the innocent soul?

D reason for the riot has got nothing to do with dat innocent soul dat was killed cry cry

God pls help this country.... I don't wanna believe that dis is a sign of endtime!

R.I.P to the dead
you never read the post before commenting. Who is the inocent soul here? The hausa guy burnt or the Igbo guy stabbed to death or those the soldier shot dead?
Politics / Re: Why Is Enugu Attack Been Taken More Seriously Than Agatu by akatekpe(m): 11:14pm On May 03, 2016
1Tkester:
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Trash!
More than thrash..yoruba guys and those agents of negative change on nairaland made dis guy called Omenka feels like one political don who' got say in Naija politics.
Politics / Re: Why Is Enugu Attack Been Taken More Seriously Than Agatu by akatekpe(m): 10:31pm On May 03, 2016
talktonase:
Carefully go through the news papers and social media.It is only news that have to do with the three major tribes in Nigeria that makes headlines then you will see Public figures from these major ethnic groups making a lot of hulla baloo about the matter.The rest of the tribes are an absolute minority.A state like plateau has suffered this fulani attacks for many years but as you know minority tribes dominate the state so nothing will happen.It is sad benue is feeling th pain now...
God bless you. Same to nairaland news, once it is not about Igbo, Yoruba and hausa, d news wu look like a joke to fellas here
Politics / Re: Buhari Ministers Split, 10 Likely To Tender Resignation Letters by akatekpe(m): 1:45pm On May 03, 2016
Thieves! Who among the ministers doesn't have a personal house in Abuja before his or her appointment? They should resign including PMB himself cos they are all failures. Rubbishh sad
Nairaland / General / Re: Girl Comes Under Fire After Showing Off Her Panties In A Photo Posted Online.see by akatekpe(m): 1:19am On May 03, 2016
Omotayor123:
Imagine!!!
And she thinks she's showing up She needs serious flogging tongue
Make una free d girl joor..whats d difference between her pink color pant and ' bikini' abi how una call dat tin dos naija actresses the use snap and put for instagram and co? Dis generation is going back to the olden days already. Very soon we wu see ourselves on leave again
Politics / Re: Abdullahi Abubakar And Khadija Harazimi Wed (Photos) by akatekpe(m): 12:00pm On May 02, 2016
sandramama:
cute couples
Somebody kindly help us out. Is it couples or couple? Cos I ve heard people including vibrant MCs at wedding reception refer to newly married man and woman couples.
Celebrities / Re: Finally I Found Teebillz Barber by akatekpe(m): 11:17pm On May 01, 2016
ThePeacemaker:
Wait oooh


If I dey barb hair for celebrities
I go dey put hair booster for their hair grin grin

Na everyday 'em go dey visit me
Bros kindly throw more light on the HAIR BOOSTER stuff. My hair has refused to grow very well of recent.I used to have plenty hair that barbers admire, recently I notice I don't have plenty hair, d root is very scanty of hair.Pls help ur brother
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by akatekpe(m): 4:34pm On May 01, 2016
Who is this Lanicky? Every thread u click, Lanicky lanicky..shuoo how much be the prize na? All dis nairaland boys good at sending babes PMs won't sleep until d Lanicky girl win d contest

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Drop Ur Bb Pin You Might Just Be Lucky To Meet Your Life Partner by akatekpe(m): 9:16am On May 01, 2016
Any Orobo( chubby and dark) babe within Abj and its axis here? Quote me let's roll
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Drop Ur Bb Pin You Might Just Be Lucky To Meet Your Life Partner by akatekpe(m): 9:09am On May 01, 2016
ebubey:
will this work undecided
we can give it a trial
Politics / Re: Why Are Northern Highways Better Than Southern Ones? by akatekpe(m): 11:43am On Apr 30, 2016
Because the had the highest number of past National leaders( President and other key positions) plus most contractors from the north given road projects in the north were/are not that corrupt like their southern counterparts
Celebrities / Re: Uche Jombo, Funke Akindele In 2002 by akatekpe(m): 7:57pm On Apr 29, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
50k sir cheesy
From Seun or who?
Celebrities / Re: Uche Jombo, Funke Akindele In 2002 by akatekpe(m): 6:02pm On Apr 29, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
shocked shocked


Meanwhile,

Pls Vote Lanicky for Miss Nairaland
Kindly tell me the prize of Miss Nairaland. I need to know if I should vote.
Politics / Re: Resign If You Can’t Stop Killings By Herdsmen – Groups Tell Buhari by akatekpe(m): 10:51pm On Apr 27, 2016
Resign ke? D power monger fought since 2003 to get to Aso Villa and you want him to stop the enjoyment so soon? For this naija?

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