When u marry a hoe, semi hoe or domestic hoe...
1. change her SIM card,
2. change environment..
3. Go to another state, if not,
her Ex go be ur caretaker while u be landlord

I cant believe this story... I tink the appropriate authority should thoroughly investigate this...
Something fishy is hiding somewhr, maybe someone killed dat gal nd frame up dz stories

But ur husband try o.. I cnt stand to hear my wife tellin me she had sex wt her boss twice den i stil dy talk to her..
Frm d way ur soundin ur job is evn more important dan ur husband, dats y u gave it to ur boss...
Check ur motives, if d love u got for ur job is greater dan dat of ur hubby den face d job, divorce d man, live happily...
If u love ur hubby is more dan d job den resign...
Provided dat ur boss has collected two times frm u, he will kip on collectin til he retired, u cnt deny him

Oga see your SUV ride, jeeps, land, cements, longspan roof...
I pray u live to witness nd sit as d father, wen they all wil be married out and also see ur cute grand-children... Amen

1. U didnt include "OFFICER I NO WELL OO category"..
U'd always find dem queuing up at d camp clinic during parade... Immediately afta parade, no single soul is found there again...

2. Mess squad...
These set of person wil collect beans frm d kitchen and stil buy moi moi and eggs and combine dem togeda..
Later u start perceivin mess, wheda in the hostel, at the parade ground or during lectures,
same choky and vry offensive odour..


3. One particular tribe is fun of making noise especially at night.. Hehehe (name withheld)

(in jennifer's voice) Hehehe u people shouldnt spoil me oooo, am nt spoil shild yet.... Ayam a virgin oooo

If she deliberately choose to becum a mother, dats kool...lols

Junior suck breast, suck breast, suck breast.. Or i go give dz brother ooo...

If na joke stop am ooo...
Una wan mock us bah...
No wori, 2019 na we go mock una... Kwantinue....

Anoda point; dnt practise wat u watched on movies (esp nollywood movies) on your husband or bf...

Hehehe Bcus d way e go fall u eh..

If dz is true, e mean say dope (weed) don finally crash d babe brain... Hmm chaaaai

With dat amount u can get a locally made furnace for refining plastics,
u can use waste sachet water polymers as raw materials,
u buy d molds, and start ur production of plastic buckets, plates, disposal cups, spoons etc,

If someone can do this kinda stuff, then the court should stop accepting pictures exhibits oooo...
Bcus Nigerians can do and undo

Ok

This babe can lie for africa eh!
Wen u cum across babes like dz run for your life

Why e cum be "made in china"??

I hate wen she smiles while answerin oda guys' phone calls esp. In d middle of our conversation
i also hate wen she delete her previous chats on whatsapp n facebook...

Nigerians dey like drink panadol for person headache ooo

Mbok, Mbok, abeg predict Dz sunday match for me for BET9JA... lols

Okay, but u could hv said it ws de work of d devil... Hehehehehe na devil head people d push blames to

Abeg club dey inside d ride??

Conji na bastard...
See fyn babe with good shape..
Now the man will be like "is d work of d devil"...

The money was mistakenly used for kidney transplant

So someone cannot kiss in peace again?...
And see as de babe dey smile anyhow

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Uwafid!
If tuface's weddin was sponsored by looters and so he's not holy enof to carryout de protest,

den who wer de sponsors of St. Buhari's campaign dat made him president
Was it not looters?..

Materials for makin charcoal drawings;
black charcoal pencil, white charcoal pencil, graphite pencil (if need be), an eraser, black or white cardboard paper or straw board and fixative..
Afta ur done with ur drawing, you spray d fixative on d surface of ur work

Just go to any shop dat they sales art materials, nd ask for white charcoal pencil...

Lols..ok

Yeah, there's white charcoal...

Charcoal portrait

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