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Male Accounts officer in e&p.

3-5 yrs e&p experience needed.

Non-south westerners are strongly advised to apply.

send to your CV (in MicrosoftWord) with subject as E&P to hr.recruitmentnow@ymail.com

Best regards

talknafree:
The benefits of having a girlfriends are many oh! but listed below are just a few reasons;

1) You will be a better 'Accountant and money manager" 'cus they will force you to start knowing how to manage your money if not they will ruine you

2) Your head will be made to accommodate irrelevant and meaningless issues by force (especially when the so called girl is dumber than the dumbest person on planet earth

3) You will be forced to turn to a "geographer" overnight. As you will need to know all the latest eatery, boutiques, saloons, spas and clubs (places her fathers entire pension can not foot the bills)

4) You will know the names of all they dumbest home videos and songs (especially if you are not the type that fights to be in charge of the remote)

5) You will get to train you stomach and mind to believe any rubbish that goes into the mouth should be considered as food or meal (if you find yourself a terrible gook as a girlfriend)

omo the list is endless. watch out for part 2

eeyah, dem don show u before, obviously! pele, see venom o

Accounting graduates with a minimum of 2.1 university degree, ACA or ICAN Student members that are below 26 years of age urgently needed.

Send CV with YOUNG ACCOUNTANT to [email]careers@ng.kpmg.com[/email] before 5pm on Friday, 24 June 2011.

perennial Lagos problems!

superficial solutions to issues and uncooperative citizens, same old same,

Fashola is still working, Lagos is yet working.

PS: don't go near gunpoint, again! it is dangerous,

"He caused his problems, why did he take his car to the gun point? He knows gun point is always very notorious for car snatching. I don't pity him at all"

he don dey madt, abi?!! ds is crazy

[quote author=fried-rice link=topic=585935.msg7774853#msg7774853 date=1298315090]how can any reasonable person support Jona? [/quote]


For emphasis, How can
i weep for posterity

The uprising in Libya has prompted serious countries to evacuate thier nationals from that troubled zone. We were told that we have Nigerians in their droves in every part of the world [size=3pt]including Antarctica and even Moon[/size]

Now, i'm certain that there are Nigerians trapped in that country. What is the Jonathan/ Nigerian govermnent doing concerning his/its people?
God Bless Nigeria

i prefer light skinned anyday, ample flesh appropriately padded babe anytime (but not Orobo o, but definitely, clearly and certainly not lepa/stingo), She must be working (in business preferably, dz office girls will come and be forming conference room attittude inside house and they r usually very lazy), but biz girls?? very 'domestic' and homely, ever dated Ogbomoso girl b4? very enterprising girls both 'on and off field',

my friend erroneously conducted a system recovery on my HP laptop. i need my document and files back. Do you know any talented data recovery specialist here in Nigeria?

please send a mail to tundedynasty@gmail.com

thanks

it's the family fortune, by the way

its jst an African thingy, check d lsit below

[s]Ben Ali of Tunisia – 23 years – 1988 – 2011[/s]
Hosni Mubarak of Egypt – 30 years – since 1981 – ███████████████████████████░ Uninstalling dictator … 99% complete
Moummar Ghaddfi of Libya – 42 years – since 1969
Mbasago of Equatorial Guinea – 32 years – since 1979
Jose Santos of Angola – 32 years – since 1979
Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe – 31 years – since 1980
Paul Biya of Cameroon – 29 years – since 1982
Yoweri Museveni of Uganda – 25 years – since 1986
Blaise Campore of Burkina Fasso – 24 years since 1987
Mswati III of Swaziland – 24 years – since April 1986
Omar Bashir of Sudan – 21 years – since 1989
Idrissu Deby of Chad – 21 years – since 1990
Isaias Afewerki of Eritrea – 18 years – since 1993
Yahya Jammeh of Gambia – 17 years – since 1994
Meles Zenawi of Ethiopia – 16 years – since 1995
Pakalitha Mosisili (Lesotho) – 13 years – since 1998;
Ismail Omar Guelleh of Djibouti – 12 years – since 1999
Mohammed VI of Morocco – 12 years – since 1999
Laurent Gbagbo of Ivory Coast – 11 years+ – since 2000
Abdoulaye Wade (Senegal) – 11 years – since 2000
Paul Kagame (Rwanda) – 11 years – since 2000

i'm not disappointed. did not expect any better from GEJ dredges. he is a PDP phidiphi.

only disappointed that these career rascals have ruled for so long, smh
now the only thing they take pride in is being _{the largest party in africa}, imagine!

Send CVs of experienced auditors in SMALL AUDIT FIRMS to hr.recruitmentnow@ymail.com

[list]
[li]2 - 5 years relevant experience
willing to earn between 1.5 - 1.8 per annum[/li]
[li][/li]
[/list]
send now

deadline is 3pm

assme:
for those of us who want to move out after a steady income, that might work for you but as a man its often wise for to move out early so you can take responsibility for yourself and also face facts. its not easy but it always motivates you to work harder, it doesn't matter if you are financial stable or not or whether you've secured a job or not cos I tell you, [s]if you stay in your father's house you will be lazy over some many important things[/s] or measures that you are supposed to take to move ahead but if you are out and you remember that you are responsible for your next meal; my dear, you will think and hustle harder. I moved out 2 weeks after NYSC with only 14,000naira nysc savings in my pocket without any hope for a job. I came to lag few yrs bck and was squatting with a friend in 1 room but today my hustle has paid and I have good job and live in a nice three bedroom apartment in a nice area. The bottom line is that "[b]for you succeed or move ahead in life, you must leave your comfort zone". [/b]you must sacrifice comfort to get comfortable. thats the law of give and get.

well enunciated, except for those struck out

snthesis:
the perfect time should be between the limits of " when you can fend for your self and when u r about to get married" anything outside those limits is not ideal.

that is it!

we have a fundamental problem, it is deeply woven into the very fabric of our society! shame, on us all

omorowa:
Please I am looking for good tailor, preferrably a group of tailors that are dependable and will do a very good job, I am setting up a company in nigeria that will produce and sell the things they will sew so I need a dependaple lot. ls guys if you know anyone point me in the right direction.

THAAAANKSSS

hola at me, av got 2 creative & 'mad' DESIGNERZZ (note pls: they are DESIGNERZZ); TP Infinitum & Fummelli.

tundedynasty@gmail.com

HATRED (for the gun-totting ones) AND PITY (for the hunger- & poverty stricken ones)

[quote author=Catch_fire link=topic=580205.msg7473838#msg7473838 date=1294318935]"Sanusi Presented With Cb[b]n[/b] Governor Of Year Award"
whats the n for? hmm ,[/quote]pls tellim o. Olodo rabata, oju eja lo mo je!!

Despite the usual refrain, many Nigerians still find it difficult to accept that the police are their friends

The police are your friends,” is a common sing-song which pre-supposes that members of the Nigeria police should be protective of the public. But this is not the case.  Several reports by individuals and organisations have indicted the police of brutality, extra-judicial killings, corruption, torture and unprofessional conduct.

The latest victim of police brutality is Feyi Anidu, managing director, Expressway International Motors Limited. He recently regained his freedom after being detained at the   Special Anti- Robbery Squad, SARS, headquarters, Ikeja, Lagos, where he spent three nights.

He was detained by the police following a complaint made by one of his clients who gave him money to purchase a car for him. The car was purchased, but before it could be delivered to the client, one of the youths working for Anidu made away with it. This development made the client angry. Thereafter, he reported the matter to officials of the SARS. Anidu was promptly arrested and detained for three days without a formal charge. He claimed that even though he was not interrogated throughout the three days, all the same, he was seriously tortured in detention. Anidu told Newswatch that he had a terrible experience at the police station. He said the place where he was detained was not fit for human habitation and there he saw people being abused, tortured and killed by the police.

While in the cell, Anidu said he also witnessed a lot of people that were hurled into detention waiting for their relations to come and pay for their bail. When contacted, Frank Mba, police public relations officer, PPRO, Lagos State command, declined comment on allegations of police torture of Anidu. He claimed that he was not aware of the case. 

Anidu’s experience corroborates the reports of several human rights and non-governmental organisations, NGO’s, on police brutality. In its 2010 report, Amnesty International, a civil liberties group, revealed that several people in Nigeria were tortured and killed in police cells and that prisoners were held in appalling conditions, many of whom had been awaiting trial for years.

Also Human Rights Watch, in its 2010 report on police force in Nigeria released last July, was worried over government’s inability to tackle corruption and human rights abuses in the Nigeria police. The report quoted a police corporal in Lagos, as saying that his team randomly arrested people whenever it did not have enough money to make weekly ‘returns” to their superior. “If we don’t have money at the end of the week, we will arrest some people and detain them. Then we will tell them to bring N5,000, N3,000 or N2,000 and let them go,” he said.

Last April, four policemen in Ekiti State, allegedly beat up Abigail Ige, a final year student of Federal Polytechnic, Ado-Ekiti, to a state of coma. Ige was accosted by a policeman who wanted to search her hand bag at Fayose market in Ado-Ekiti where she had gone to buy some fingerlings for her final year project. She was reported to have asked the policeman to conduct the search on the spot but he insisted on taking the bag to the police station.

The policeman succeeded in snatching the bag and took it to the police station where Ige was allegedly beaten. She was revived at the University Teaching Hospital, Ado-Ekiti. Last July in Lagos, a police corporal killed a commercial bus driver over the driver’s refusal to pay a bribe of N50. The death of the driver led to protests by his colleagues, which resulted in the disruption of free flow of traffic along the Lagos-Badagry expressway for some hours.

Recently, a Federal High Court in Lagos, ordered the  police authorities to pay the family of Salaurat Saliu the sum of  N22 million for killing their three- year-old girl  by a bullet fired by a police officer  at Obanle-Aro, Ketu, Lagos, on April 5, 2009. 

Many Nigerians see the SARS which is very notorious in corruption and human rights abuses as an avenue for exploitation by the police. Okechukwu Nwanguma, programme co-ordinator, Network on Police Reform in Nigeria, has urged the federal government to scrap SARS because it is an avenue exploited by the police to abuse the rights of innocent citizens of the country and enrich themselves. He said that his organisation had begun holding public fora on corruption and abuse of human rights by the police force across the six geographical zones of the country.

He advised those who were victims of police assault and abuses to come out and testify against the force. He promised that at the end of the public hearing, the report would be submitted to the federal government for implementation. Nwanguma blamed the failure of the federal government to implement the report on police reform as being responsible for the indiscipline and other abuses in the police force.   

Similarly, Chidi Odinkalu, director of the Open Society Justice Initiative’s Africa programme, urged President Goodluck Jonathan to urgently carry out the reform of the agency before the 2011 general elections.

http://www.newswatchngr.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2705&Itemid=1

The question is: At the sight of a Nigerian Policeman, what feelings do you have?
trust you guys to come up with creative adjectives, 

Ty207:
am not surprise the man is from india, na there you go see she-male,person with tail,3-heads,4-hands,3-eyes etc, notin way no they happen there!
India land of the gods

very funny
i fear those guys o
+++++++++++++
i want to believe but d mother neva talk finish abt d real good sower of d wild oat

@Poster and all Commentators,

what is now the objective of this thread and the essence of your comments?

Fix d problem, not d blame.

simply irreversibly configure one P to one P. I mean, IRREVERSIBLE, NOT REVERSIBLE & CANNOT BE REVERSED.
everybody go siddon tight for im marriage!

Fix d problem, not d blame.

simply irreversibly configure one P to one P. I mean, IRREVERSIBLE, NOT REVERSIBLE & CANNOT BE REVERSED.
everybody go siddon tight for im marriage!

@poster,

tseems to me tht u pushed her into ds terrible attitude wt ur sense of insecurity (probably while she was away- servin) serving as in servin Naija, i mean not serving **wink**

u shldnt even try to look thru her phone. for me, i neva tried to chck my gf's fone & even to d extent of steppin out & away whn she has a call, don't even bother to ask her who calld (almost lyk she nevr rcvd a call or text sef) to d point tht she herself o volunteered d contents of her phone, tht don't i care? blahblahblah

rule1 (shld av bn): no send her! but now clothe no reach Omoye again, omoye don waka naked enter market.
Now, She doesnt R-E-S-P-E-C-T you! a woman cannot date a man she doesnt respect, not to mention marry or stayin in Marriage. ur 4-yr relatinship ws meant to teach & correct ur greatest weakness, now u r ready to b d best husband to tht special woman.

Afta all said & done, ds is my judgement: D-U-M-P H-E-R!

, losing DaGrin was a huge heartbreak for me. Dude was young and just about making it bigtime. Worse, he had to, d way he dd. Sun re o, Omo ton so, to ko pon pon, Akanji, Akogun omo Ogun We lost some citizens in a public trnasport due to d overzealous policemen beggin on d highway. very harsh way to die. who knos, Naija's Moses could av bn killed in tht accident,

as for Naija, we purely lost our sense of civility, we are now confirmed terrorists~ as in hw do 1 explain away d bombings (as in BOMBINGS, in Naija!),

As we bask in the euphoria of a Newday in the New year, let us take this time out to reminisce.
The year just gone by, you will agree with me, was indeed fraught with several unprecendented events. We, undoubtedly lost some of our best hands to the cold hands of death and also, unfortunately, most of our cherished values.

At both individual & National Level,
Who & who did you lose in 2010? and why is their death painful?
What values did we lose and how is this affecting our lifestyle?

How Does One Regain Trust In A Relationship? Rule 1: Never break it in d first place; Rule 2: Read rule 1 again

twas a great and joyous year for me! FULFILLING is the particular word. God gave me my heart desire. I moved to my own apartment (whr a lot of 'activites' go on without being answerable to nobody! ) and i got a more fulfilling job (the one in line wt my career aspirations!)

come and join me sing hallelujah! Don Baba G has indeed done me well!

i want to first of all, on behalf of me, myself and I, jointly and severally, personally and collectively thank my self for bringing Nairaland to Nigeria; BRF for bring the Lagoon to Lagos; Prof Jega for bringing DDC Machines to Nigeria; Obasanjo for bringing Democracy to Nigeria; Pastor Adeboye for bringing xtianity to Nigeria,

, e don dey madt, abi?

i gbadun d last part , if PDP is torn apart and there is bitterness among its members, thats good for Nigeria.