JudismphD: I'm subcutaneously stupefied by the humility of this pope.

I.Joan:


You broke rule 21
You strike things off a list

Babzilla:
& THEY WILL KEEP TELLING U 2 COME BACK 2MORROW. IF U WANT UR MONEY U HAVE TO TURN PSYCHO ON THEM. CREATE A SCENE
ON THAT DAY MAKE SURE U DONT
TAKE A BATH
WEAR RUMPLED CLOTHES-SLEEP IN UR CLOTHES IF POSSIBLE
DONT BRUSH UR TEETH- SO UR BREATH IS FOUL; THEY WONT WANT TO SPEAK 4 LONG COS OF THE STENCH* EAT LOTS OF GARLIC PRIOR TO THE VISIT
WEAR A PAIR OF FCKED UP FLIP FLOPS (BATHROOM SLIPPERS)
THEN ONCE U ENTER THE BANKING HALL, RUDELY DEMAND 4 UR MONEY IF THEY SAY COME TOMORROW, START BELLOWING AND ACTING CRAZY
REMEMBER BE VERY VERY RUDE; NO GOOD MORNING NO NICETIES. IF THEY GREET DONT ANSWER
IF POSSIBLE HOOK UP WITH A FEW AGGRIEVED CUSTOMERS AND START A MINI REVOLUTION SCREAMING AND ISSUING THREATS.

I GUARANTEE U UR MONEY WILL BE REFUNDED WITHIN 12 HRS


ALTERNATIVELY U CAN GET SOME ANIMAL SKINS AND CHALK AND DRESS LIKE A BABALAWO
CARRY A WHITE CHICKEN IN UR RIGHT HAND AND A COW HORN IN UR LEFT THEN MARCH IN2 THE BANKING HALL-BAREFOOT
RUDELY DEMAND 4 UR MONEY.

oluwadare26: "It is not allthe promises that thefederal government has made that has been fulfilled..."

utumunta: @op ..wake up and smell 2013! Abacha is dead and forgotten and power has changed hands since.
If i may ask, what is wrong in another coupist displacing a coupist? Soja go, soja come, barracks remain.

braxjay: i was in JSS2, usually when your seniors enter everyone stands up to greet.
3 girls (seniors) entered the class and as usual we greeted but they kept us standing cos they were looking for some guy who insulted them the previous day.
one was by the door and the other 2 walking around and searching.
unfortunately my class mate made a statement behind me and without asking who said it i received a resounding slap ( those kind of slaps that gives long echo sound in your ear), good enuf the one at the door saw i was silent and also knew the guy who said it. but immediately i was vindicated, that was when the eyes became teary especially when they said fine boy sorry. the embarrassment part was when i immediately took an excuse to use the gents and one said " Eaya he wants to go and cry" my class laughed madt. i didn't return to class for the rest of the day

ngoziliz: I was walking on the street one day with my boyfriend and suddenly a mad man who must have been mad for years judging from his appearance approached me and said 'hello baby', i was dumbfounded. i moved and he followed me, gave me a grin and turned back. my guy was helpless he could not even intervene. he later started teasing me that i am so pretty that even a mad man could notice.

Ejiné: Definitely Dr Sid.

If you want you wear your clothes, you wear them like a normal human being. That's exactly what Dr Sid has done - too bad we can't say the same for Kanye who's sagging his pants like a gayy jailbird.

Shame.

SamConquer: I WONDER WHERE THE CHRISTIAN CRUSADER'S ARE?? THIS MAN NEED 2 B SET ABLAZE...WHAT GAVE HIM THE TEMERITY TO STIL TWEET AGAIN...AL THIS UNIVERSITY CULTIST WIL BE WASTING THEIR TIME AND KILLING THEIR FELLOW BROTHERS.INSTEAD OF COMING 2GETHER 2 FORM A CHRISTIAN SECT.2GETHER WHERE BIGOTS LIKE EL-RUFAI AND HIS CO-HORT WILL BE DEALT WITH SEVERELY.IF NOT BY SETTING THEM ABLAZE.THEN MAIMING THEM...GUYS THINK ABOUT THIS.ISLAM HAVE NO RIGHT TO INSULT OUR RELIGION AND GO FREE.COS NOBODY INSULT THEIR'S AND GO FREE..!IF U BELEIVE IN WHAT I SAID LIKE THIS COMMENT..

Beaf:

[size=14pt]Read this excerpt, then read the rest of this article by Sanusi at the link below, and if you still want to go on strike after you are through, then even a brain transplant cannot help you:[/size]

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-840226.0.html

Obiagu1:

Actually, the cheque may not be forged. It may be a postdated cheque paid in too early.

Someone has paid in a cheque I gave him a week before the due date and got the money so it's no longer strange to me.

Rhino.4dm:

Was OBJ's presidential jet not tokumbo? How many of these foools have NOT used second hand cars?.

Those hypocrites sees nothing wrong in buying second cars and are here complaining about second train. Double standard at its peak.

njcdrich:

Mr. Governor, it would have been wise of you if you had given out N2 million for the burrial and given to 28 youths from poor homes N1 million each to establish themselves. Oh Nigerians, le us be wise.

kalokalo:

Its surprising how Nigerians have this funny belief that whatever is "not affordable to the common man" is bad! This is as a result of entitlement mentality ingrained in our psyche. We complain that no Nigeria university is in the top 15 in Africa and yet still complain that the fees they charge (which is too low) is too high. Which is it?

Have anyone bothered to find out how much universities abroad charge? Going to public university [/b]in Ghana alone will cost you at least 2 million naira per annum and Nigerians are going there in droves without complaining. We have [b]private universities in Nigeria charging a fraction of that and Nigerians are up in arms.

Nigerians are hypocritical to prefer to pay through their nose for foreign education while they condemn local alternatives that don't even cost as much. They will riot over ten thousand naira school fees in Nigeria yet will work for a few years, save up and then go to the UK and spend millions for education Hypocrites I say!!

They hail Ivy league universities that will demand your blood for you to go there and yet many of them are founded by churches. Harvard, as an example, was founded by the Presbyterian Church. How on earth can we compete with the best universities on the planet if we don't spend like they do. How can we spend like they do if we don't charge fees like they do. We want to get their world-class results yet don't do like to do what they do.

Sike:

Abeg Come back now. . Hey! D guy don vex.