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Romance / Re: Man Abroad Sends Ring To Co-worker To Propose To His Abuja Gf On His Behalf(Pics by akeenalee(m): 11:41pm On Sep 22, 2017
kimbraa:
Lol, this is how some ladies end up marrying themselves. If the engagement was as important to him as it's to you; he'd have come down to engage you himself and do some marriage rites.

The same person that handed her the engagement ring would also be the one to represent the guy on their set wedding day. Is that one marriage?.

what is your status, are you married, engaged or single. By the time u become 38 and not married u will go and meet the man where he is to engage you. we tlk to much about why something is wrong never the positive part. i hail o aunty.
Religion / Re: Lady Accuses RCCG Of Refusing To Return 24.4m Proceeds Of Fraud by akeenalee(m): 2:01pm On Aug 23, 2017
ayamprecious:



First the first time you spoke with sense and plain heart not like that ob10001 b##tc*

where is the sense in what he said. Use your brain or sleep wake up then read again.

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Politics / Re: Yemi Osinbajo Departs Nigeria For Rwanda, Inauguration Of President Paul Kagame by akeenalee(m): 10:32am On Aug 18, 2017
Mrl1:
Acting president, Professor Yemi Osinbajo has left Nigeria for Rwanda to attend the inauguration of President Paul Kagame.
In a statement released by Laolu Akande who is the senior special assistant to Osinbajo on media and publicity, he said the acting president left the country on Friday, August 18 for Kigali.
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Also accompanying the acting president was the minister of foreign affairs, Geoffrey Onyeama.
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Read the statement below:
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"Acting President Yemi Osinbajo, SAN, is attending the presidential inauguration of President Paul Kagame of Rwanda, taking place today in Kigali, the country's capital.
"The inauguration ceremony which is expected to be witnessed by several African Heads of State and Government, follows President Kagame's victory at the August 4 Rwandan presidential election.
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"Prof. Osinbajo who is accompanied by the Foreign Affairs Minister Geoffrey Onyeama.
"He is expected back in Abuja later today."
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Source: https://phcitybreed./2017/08/18/breaking-acting-president-professor-yemi-osinbajo-departs-nigeria/#more-1542
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i hardly coment but read coments alot. i noticed female coment are more reasonable than guys in here and i wonder y. is it due to the rate of joblessness that guys are the highest or just mere stupidity. if u dont have anything meaningful to say u can use that time to praise your lord rather than saying trash that will bring curse on u.
Crime / Re: Chinese Man Arrested At Kano Airport With Over 300K All In N5 Denomination. PICS by akeenalee(m): 5:34pm On Aug 04, 2017
FeloniousFelon:
5 naira totaling 300k?

Is that one money?

I can't even remember when I even saw 5 naira sef

The guy probably wants to use it in a Budhist Money tree ceremony were they burn fake or worthless currencies.



i think he want to go forge the money.
Politics / Re: How Many Hours Of Electricity Do You Use In Your Area Per Day? by akeenalee(m): 12:05am On Jul 20, 2017
2dice01:
i dont know maybe one of dem fvckboys grin is dating a PHCN abi na NEPA wife

Since last month they have been giving us back to back light from 12am to 6am.why evuls?


By the way i stay around ikotun

Tell us about your area

22 hours everyday
Islam for Muslims / Re: Only Allah Can Judge Me This Ramadan by akeenalee(m): 12:00am On May 28, 2017
Princeadebayo11:
I am a pure Muslim, but the fact is that I work in a hotel and I am in charge of bar I.e I sell alcoholic drinks and I don't have any means Of surviving if I should leave this job because of Ramadan. please hope my Fasting would still be accepted if I should be fasting while serving alcohol to customers

op call me on 08032772075

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Health / Re: Help! My Dad Is Rotting Away (Graphic Photo) by akeenalee(m): 12:48pm On Apr 02, 2017
BiniShrine:
Gory picture attached please.

Doctors in the house pls come to my aid.

Has this gone beyond bed sore?

Is there any hope for my dad to get healed?

Is there a remedy for the wound on us back to get healed again?

Is this beyond medical prognosis?

Should we look for alternative?
Please mod do the needful.


Brother rush him to Aminu Kano teaching hospit in kano. They are good and moment he stabilise there take him to lagos.

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Army Lieutenant Killed In Boko Haram Attack (photo) by akeenalee(m): 4:23pm On Mar 16, 2017
Smallville10:
How many hausa soldier don die
bigot

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Politics / Re: Umar Ganduje Inspects Tiga Dam Hydro Power Plant In Kano (Photos) by akeenalee(m): 12:48pm On Mar 16, 2017
Tokziby:
Senseless People, na so e dey start. Them no dey learn. "Kainji don dey dry" annual bad news.
Why would u locate a dam in a landlock area accompanied with high temperature. Small time now them go dey complain say water dey dry thats why power drop. Why not build a solar power farm across the North since what u have in abundance is sunlight which is about 10-11 months in a year. In fact the north should be having 24hr power supply with the level of sun wey dey that area.

Your Dams are best located in the middle belt or south where there is abundance of rainfalls, several rivers an streams. Your best location should be the confluence town of lokoja where the two rivers meet which can never experience dryness cos of the two sources. Awon alainironu, kaduna refinery no dey teach una, drill oil for south and pay humongous amount to pump and secure the pipelines.

Nigerian politicians are nothing but Dumbf**ks!!!



I know it due to ignorance. Google why are hydro dams built in such area rather than area close to the ocean. Then you get technical answer from peole that created electricity.

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Makes 1st Presidental Movement Into Newly Renovated Kaduna Airport.PICS by akeenalee(m): 12:24pm On Mar 09, 2017
policy12:

This man no dey tire...

If he no work una go complain he dey work now una dey say he no dey tire welldone sir how market.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Muslim Singles: Why Are You Not Married? by akeenalee(m): 1:56pm On Feb 24, 2017
Lovely post. My hitch is maybe am not seeing the right ones. The last muslim lady i met lied she's a virgin but pretty as she lost it since 13yrs old and she's 26 now. Muslim ladies that are worth a wife material are just 30 out of 100. She dated sum1 for 7yrs saying she never had sex with d person and with her level of romance it sure she as been into this long time. What is wrong with our muslim sis. Despite i was honest and never hide any of my past relationship with her. It complicated

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Man Delivers Card And Flower To President Buhari In London. Photos by akeenalee(m): 8:29am On Feb 17, 2017
dainformant:
A Nigerian well wisher, Akinjide Ajisafe has delivered a Flower and get well card meant for President Muhammed Buhari at the Abuja house, London. In the card signed on February 13, Ajisafe wrote the following message:

“Dear President M Buhari

“May the prayers and blessings of good health I am sending with these flowers make you stronger and healthy

“Mr president, I am sure if you have look outside, right in london the sun of Allah is shining and he is telling you to get well. Many are so earger to have you back, especially in terms of the stability of the country. I hope this litte card and flower help a little to know how lovingly you are thought of … by many of us in UK

May Allah continue to guide, bless and direct you to the right path.

Akinjide Ajisafe


Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/02/nigerian-man-delivers-card-and-flower.html

Trust u bro proud fego alumni. Welldone for the love nd well wishes for our father nd president. Long live u bro
Webmasters / Re: HELP! My 4years Blog Is Missing by akeenalee(m): 8:23am On Feb 17, 2017
Adebanjids1:
Hello Fellow BLOGGERS,
let us help ourself here please, I woke up this morning to notice that my blog site for the past 4years is missing pls what can or should I do...av tried every possible advise on the mobile.

www.adebanjids..com I av called the other admins but the guy is also confuse and not picking my call anymore

Try this. Get whois details of your host both technical contact like phone number nd email. Email them for explanation nd they are the best to help you.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Customs Intercepts Rifles Concealed In 40ft Container In Lagos (photos) by akeenalee(m): 2:55pm On Jan 30, 2017
adem30:
There is no prove that this is Nigeria
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Guy u better order for glasses u know see plat number of the car parked behind.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Petition To Prevent Trump UK State Visit Hits Over 1,000,000 Signatures by akeenalee(m): 12:55pm On Jan 30, 2017
AntiIPOOP:
I just saw it on dailymail.uk, its now clear that trump hacked himself into presidency shocked.

Trump is actually giving the whole world a fair amount of chance to realize how ugly American establishment is! For like decades the establishment of that country has been ruining countries and innocent people across the globe.



And it is time for them to ruin themselve now.
Religion / Re: Waking Up From Sleep With Thin Blade Marks On My Body. by akeenalee(m): 10:22am On Nov 06, 2016
Hmm one make sure u get rid of wallgecko around ur room also spider as there spit and urine can do that.

SSBN:
Of late there has been a spate of me waking up and discovering very thin but razor Sharp marks on parts of my body. So smooth is the line, it tnrows away any possibility of an accidental scratch by my fingers, especially in places bar to reach. Has anyone experienced anything like this before?
undecided
Properties / Re: How Much Were You Charged For Power Consumption by akeenalee(m): 9:51am On Sep 15, 2016
Armstrong34:
Pls Nairalanders Hw much were u billed for power consumption for September......

our's skyrocketed to 12k from initial bill of 3k per each flat in a compound of 6 flats....

so we d tenants angrily mobilized ourselves n dashed off to NEPA's office 2 tear down d buildingcheesy

getting to NEPA office we discovered our bill was d cheapest as we were shocked to c bills of 36k,186k,86k,96k........
my question remains how much does one earn to deceive such a Crazy bill
NEPA was insistin dat d increase in tariff was given 2 d all customers


lalasticlala I know dis is not abt snake buh do d needful

The best is still to use prepaid meter as despite the increase in tarrif i spend 4k in every 5 weeks which is very okay for a one bedroom apartment.
Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerian Austin Oga Drowns In US While Swimming With Friends by akeenalee(m): 7:25pm On Jul 01, 2016
yusaze:
RIP

SEE PHOTOS OF AUSTIN OGA'S CORPSE BEING DRAG OUT OF RIVER @@

www.9janewsarena.com/2016/07/18-year-old-nigeria-boy-schooling-in-us.html



....so sad!!


Using sum1 death message announcement to drive traffic to ur stupid site remember oga today you will alsl go one day so stop such mess u full of.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Qur'anic Teaching About The Punishment For Blasphemy(pics) by akeenalee(m): 12:09am On Jun 05, 2016
ogodomi:

Young man no place in d Quran says u should harm or kill for any reason

You dont need to answer him as it obvious he did not read the message or understand it.
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Ogoni Clean-up by akeenalee(m): 7:07pm On Jun 01, 2016
tbaba1234:


Ogoni land is not one state.. It is within a state. As long as the money budgeted for the clean up is sufficient, what is your problem?

You want them to budget more than what is required?

Dont disturb yourself explaining to thia kids on NL they talk and it always obvious they know nothing but just want to coment, ask him about the cleanup he know nothing but choose to criticise and correct the government. God help us.

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Education / Re: Which One Of These Fingers Type Do You Belong To? by akeenalee(m): 10:26am On Apr 04, 2016
mzjaney:
A

Keeping long nails. How do you wash your bombim after pooing. Lol also not hygienic keeping long nails.
Politics / Re: Army Captures Alargano, The Spiritual Base Of Boko Haram by akeenalee(m): 10:39am On Mar 30, 2016
LudaChriz:
They said BH is not holding any territory in Nigeria.., My question: Is Alargano in Syria?


This is the worst govt I had ever seen in the whole universe. A govt that will never for once be truthful to her citizens.

Shame on all APC families!

You are one of the reasons i dislike nl due to toddlers like u who dont even know what going on in North east but because u have a phone nd data u type rubish to coment on something u know nothing about. Hey i will advice u make use of NL to learn.
Politics / Re: Corruption Fighting Back And Its Effects On The Economy. by akeenalee(m): 12:11pm On Mar 20, 2016
banki:


He was weak!
How on earth could he allow such stealing under his watch?

It's ok that some of you love him! Bbut let's call a spade a spade we earned a lot under jonathan and we wasted it

It better we ask him to list and compare the mistakes.
Politics / Re: We’ve Not Unbundled NNPC- Kachikwu by akeenalee(m): 8:45pm On Mar 09, 2016
destinychildolu:

Mr man,so you prefer the way NNPC is like this abi?

It is obvious he read the message upside down or he is on drugs.

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Politics / Re: Why My Convoy Deserves A New Car- Saraki by akeenalee(m): 8:20pm On Feb 27, 2016
chubhiee:
Crazy country. to imagine this is happening under the watch of our saint and supreme leader BuharI is preposterous.

He does not have power of legislature. Grow up learn read before saying what you dont know.
Career / Re: How I Was Assaulted By My Lebanese Boss Yesterday Morning by akeenalee(m): 11:57am On Feb 24, 2016
Charlieubochi:
I tell you I've never had a greater desire to beat or even kill someone like I felt after the idiot slapped me. I just didn't want to mess up the case and spoil my chances of seeing his ugly Arabic self in court. I know they are all illegal immigrants with fake papers but I don't know how to go about reporting the issue and if reporting it would help me in any way because they have people in Immigrations and tax office that help them defraud Nigeria.

If you can lay your hands on copies of thier immigration documents and info about the people in firs or state revenue i can link u with lawyers who will collect money from them.
Politics / Re: Buhari Has Scrapped Security Vote To Top Federal Officials by akeenalee(m): 7:21am On Feb 24, 2016
doctokwus:
Twice God has intervened in Nigeria's life:
once when Abacha wanted to become a maximum ruler and secondly when GEJ wanted to return for a second term.
PMB is God ordained and sent, so anyone fighting or trying to sabotage the govt he leads is only fighting against the gods and will only end up in damnation.

And when Obora oru aka obasanjo wanted to go for the third term.
Religion / Re: Buhari Told Me Why People Can’t Shout ‘Nagode Allah’ In Nigeria – Mbaka by akeenalee(m): 3:20pm On Feb 23, 2016
VampireeM:
Sincerely, am disappointed with MOST of the comments Fr. Mbaka made in this interview. We are suffering from severe economic recession and he is busy talking same sex marriage! angry
What has that got to do with the high rate of poverty in Nigeria as of today?? Fr. Mbaka pls if you dont want to criticise PMB by telling him the truth, pls dont just say anything @ all..

This is one major reason why Nigeria dont move forward, cause the so called of allies of those in power are busy boot-licking instead of telling the truth and fact! I wont be suprised if PMB ends up like GEJ and worse.

IMO, PMB and his executive have no single clue on how to handle the economic, social and physical crises we experiencing in Nigeria but instead of them to seek opinions on how issues will be handled, They are busy blaming with PMB busy Junkeetering from on continent to another.


You seem one sided. He mentioned when he hinted GEJ about oil boom becoming oil doom which he was to diversify the economy but did not rather navish the money and we suffering it now so u want a magician buhari to change the destruction in just 8 months guy wake up and tell your self d truth.
Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke Lands Endorsement Deal With Payporte(photos) by akeenalee(m): 9:59pm On Feb 15, 2016
NigerianSHA:
This is too much, stop pushing this to FP...how many divks did she suck to get to where she is...that's all I wanna know.


The worst thing is she's ugly and I mean very ugly that's the most irritating part lipsrsealed

Haters u cant even smell where she is now till you die. What your problem, when she was hawking bread where were u ? Mother fucker go and hawk condoms bastard.

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Education / Re: Checkout This Homework Given To A 5-Year-Old Pupil (Photo) by akeenalee(m): 3:17pm On Jan 26, 2016
I think it a music class.



IamChuzzy:
An angry lady took to her Facebook page to bash schools who give pupils homework that are beyond them and also address the high level of incompetence and misplaced priorities in schools. Read after the cut.

I am very certain that when I become a mother, and my child (ren) are in this country, I'm going to be the scourge and headaches of some schools.

Last year, my niece was given an assignment on figures. A girl that was 4 years old then, you asked her to write 50 - 100 and you asked her to write such in a 2A exercise book. You didn't rule the pages of the 2A, you just gave it to her like that.

Except memory must have failed me, the exercise book for writing figures is 2B.
The little girl got confused at a point, the tired mother spanked her, her cries touched me so raw and I had to go look at what was causing all the noise and tears.

I saw it and I asked the mom if any teacher gave her such assignment in a 2A notebook while she was the daughter's age.

I wrote a note to the class teacher, pinned it on Emmanuella's uniform and asked that it should be delivered to the class teacher.
Anyway, the nonsense stopped for a short while.

If as a parent I send my ward to your school, you in turn now give my child any nonsense homework, then I will let you realise that I can send the Ministry of Education after you.

Some will give homework that any sane person knows that it is the parents that will eventually do it.
My parents, my elder brothers never did any of my homework for me.
Homework is meant to test if the child has a good grasp of what you imparted and also to see if your method of teaching is working.
You don't test me as a parent.

You test your pupil and you make an assessment of your own teaching skills.
What sort of nonsense assignment is this?
What concerns a pupil with Sir Shina Peters?
Is this part of the school's curriculum?

Some will ask parents to pay for excursions and the destination for such will be shoprite or Eko hotel.
Are these schools mad houses or what? And parents still send their children there?

The other day, one mushroom school in my neighbourhood at Badagry was teaching one useless rhyme... "left right left right, ikebe no dey heavy the owner, left right.." I was beyond shock.

There is an open community well right in front of the school, an uncovered well.
I wrote about it and a cousin came inbox to tell me I shouldn't expose the neighbourhood school like that..

Where do we start from?


http://www.chuzzysblog.com/2016/01/checkout-this-homework-given-to-5-year.html


Politics / Re: Arms Scandal: 10 Generals, One Colonel Face Military Panel by akeenalee(m): 3:56pm On Jan 17, 2016
Luukasz:
No time for dulling what the clueless and incompetent otuekean couldnt do in 6yrs Baba Go Slow is already doing it in less than a year.

Dont mind them baba go slow now baba slow down. Inshallah all who stole our money will pay and still get punished.

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Politics / Re: Beyond #ArmsProbe: The Need To Probe The Entire Defence Budget by akeenalee(m): 1:19am On Jan 13, 2016
Image123:


i also want justice but at what price? The fight is surely affecting governance, perception is very important in government. Everybody is talking about it most, it is becoming a main distraction. Tough and wrong choices will likely increase too. Media is filled with it, Nigerians are becoming enmeshed in it, it even constitute the bulk of what is asked and talked about with government officials.
Get the sponsors of boko haram and move on.

If that how easy to get them and move on they would have seek your consultation.

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