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PropertiesRe: Japa: Canada Bans Foreigners Others From Buying Houses by akhimself234: 2:11pm On Jan 02, 2023
Obinna, next time, use "have".

I can't stop laughing ���. Indeed you're a Table Shaker. All the same, thanks for the correction because we are also here to learn.
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo Revisits Her "Beef" With Ada Ameh After Her Death by akhimself234: 9:11am On Jul 19, 2022
thesicilian:
She's not that delusional if you understand even half of what she writes.
Say what you will, but personally I find her very intelligent and entertaining. Her refusal to always follow the bandwagon sets her apart from other journalists.
CelebritiesRe: Desmond Elliot's 'Kick Out Coronavirus' Buckets Spark Controversy by akhimself234: 7:26pm On Apr 01, 2020
Don't be surprise not to see the Bucket and Sanitizer by tomorrow morning. Some hoodlums might end up carrying it away - trust naija people grin
CelebritiesRe: Desmond Elliot's 'Kick Out Coronavirus' Buckets Spark Controversy by akhimself234: 7:26pm On Apr 01, 2020
Don't be surprise not to see the Bucket and Sanitizer by tomorrow morning. Some hoodlums might up carrying it away - trust naija people grin
HealthRe: How Do I Cure This Pile, Please Help? by akhimself234: 11:24am On Apr 27, 2019
ghettochild4u:
Bro I need d medicine here in s.a.
Those start a business.
South Africans suffering from pile..
Whatsappp me
+27737839889
JIGSIMUR has the total cure for it. WhatsApp me on 08081099111 for details.

HealthRe: How Do I Cure This Pile, Please Help? by akhimself234: 11:16am On Apr 27, 2019
I have a total curative Herbal medicine that will take care of it. Its from South Africa and its called JIGSIMUR. WhatsApp me for 08081099111 for details.

Car TalkRe: For ₦127million, This Luxury, Armored Cadillac Escalade Beast Will Stop Bullets by akhimself234: 2:19pm On Feb 16, 2019
This is Mobile Home. The amount for this beast can get you a comfortable mansion.
HealthRe: I'm A Virgin HIV Positive Lady: Please Help! by akhimself234: 12:36am On Jan 11, 2019
Don't worry yourself, you will be fine after taking this Jigsimur Herb/Root from South Africa. I am one of the Distributors Here in Lagos. There are a lot of testimonies from people who have same case with you that have taken it and they are fine. Contact me via what'sapp on this number Eight zero eight eight one zero nine nine one one one.
*HOW DID JIGSIMUR COME INTO EXISTENCE* ?*
Jigsimur was first used in 1998 by Dr Jonathan Smith the CEO of the company. He was diagnosed of Cancer in 1998. He manufactured the product to cure himself. Since after, (20 years), the product has been used to cure all types of diseases including Hiv/Aids in South Africa.

*WHAT IS JIGSIMUR*?
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Jigsimur is a natural health medicine from South Africa that has been proven to cure stubborn diseases like Cancer, Fibroid, Hiv/Aids, Kidney failure, Cataract and many other hitherto incurable diseases.

*WHY IS JIGSIMUR FROM SOUTH AFRICA?*
Some of the active ingredients used in manufacturing Jigsimur grow in abundance in Cape Town, South Africa and have been used over 6,000 years ago to cure diseases

*HOW DID JIGSIMUR COME INTO EXISTENCE?*
Jigsimur was first used in 1998 by Dr Jonathan Smith the CEO of the company. He was diagnosed of Cancer in 1998. He manufactured the product to cure himself. Since after, (20 years), the product has been used to cure all types of diseases including Hiv/Aids in South Africa.

*IS JIGSIMUR A SUPPLEMENT?*
No. Jigsimur is not a supplement but a CURATIVE NATURAL MEDICINE

*WHAT GIVES YOU THE ASSURACE THAT JIGSIMUR CAN CURE ALL DISEASES*?
Any medicine that can cleanse the blood, detoxify the colon, modulate the immune system, balance the body PH, and supply powerful antioxidants to the body is capable of curing all diseases. Jigsimur works at cellular level in the body.

*IS JIGSIMUR AFFORDABLE?*
Yes, infact the product is cheap. It is a known fact that most people have at least 3 to 5 diseases in their body. So instead of buying different medicines to cure them, 4 to 6 bottles of Jigsimur will cure ALL those diseases. For registered Distributors, #44,000 will afford you 4 big bottles.

*CAN I USE JIGSIMUR WITH OTHER DRUGS?*
Yes. For the first one week, you can use Jigsimur with the drugs you were using . But it is adviced that you stop such drugs after one week and to concentrate on Jigsimur. You will experience the full strength of Jigsimur when it is used alone

*WHAT IS THE DOSAGE FOR USING JIGSIMUR?*
30mls in the morning on an empty stomach and 30ml before going to bed. In critical conditions you can take Jigsimur 30mls 3 times daily.

*JIGSIMUR IS FANTASTICALLY GOOD. USE IT. RECOMMEND IT*
PoliticsRe: Fayose To Magu: I Must Not Die In EFCC Cell As You Have Boasted by akhimself234: 10:56am On Oct 19, 2018
If only Buhari cook food for the nation, we will eat it finish within seconds, But if we (the nation) cook food for Buhari, he will never finish it.Buhari should be warming up to leave that Aso rock come 2019.
RomanceRe: Young Nigerian Man Weds An Aged Texan Woman by akhimself234: 2:52pm On Jun 28, 2018
lefulefu:
well in naija hustling has another different meaning sorry to say.guys who do yahoo yahoo,419 also regard themsleves as hustlers.dats the naija for u and of course there are yahoo girls who get married to old oyibo men for comfort and papers... Though the number of nigerian guys involved in scam marriages with old western women is quite high compared to the number of nigerian ladies who marry old oyibo men for papers.
Our girls, they need husband, they no need paper. Paper go come after they don get husband. Abi na lie? Girls answer me
EducationCommon Mistakes In English We Must All Watch Out For by akhimself234(op): 10:31am On Jun 20, 2018
Common mistakes in English we must all watch out for while writing and conversing with people

You're taking it personal ❌
You're taking it personally ✔

He is matured ❌
He is mature ✔
He has matured ✔

The reason is Because ❌
The reason is that ✔

My stuffs ❌
My stuff ✔

Night vigil ❌
Vigil ✔

Traveling bag ❌
Travel Bag ✔

As at when due ❌
As and when due ✔

Be rest assured ❌
Rest assured ✔

I'm hearing you ❌
I can hear you ✔

My names are ❌
My name is ✔

All manners of ❌
All manner of ✔

She delivered a baby boy ❌
She was delivered of a baby boy ✔

Lacking behind ❌
Lagging behind ✔

Crack your brain ❌
Rack your brain ✔

Return it back ❌
Return it ✔

Nigeria comprises of 36 states ❌
Nigeria comprises 36 states ✔
Nigeria is comprised of 36 states ✔

Wake keeping ❌
Wake keep ❌
Wake ✔

Exercise patience ❌
Be patient ✔

Barbing saloon ❌
Barber shop ✔

I forgot my phone at home ❌
I left my phone at home✔

Borrow me your pen ❌
Lend me your pen ✔
May I borrow your pen ✔

More grease to your elbow ❌
More power to your elbow ✔

Funny enough, I've never liked him ❌
Funnily enough, I've never liked him ✔

My body is scratching me ❌
My body itches ✔

Letterhead paper ❌
Letterhead ✔

I'm not your mate ❌
We're not mates ✔

You're mannerless ❌
You're ill-mannered ✔

Horn at the car in front ❌
Honk at the car in front ✔

Happy birthday in arrears ❌
Happy belated birthday ❌
Belated happy birthday ✔

I will sleep at 10pm ❌
I will go to bed at 10pm ✔

Just when I thought I have seen it all ❌
Just when I thought I had seen it all ✔

First come, First serve ❌
First come, First served ✔

Please dash me ❌
Please hand it on to me ✔
Please give me ✔

I have a running nose ❌
I have a runny nose ✔

I have a running stomach ❌
I have a runny stomach ❌
I have an upset stomach ✔

Addy=Address
Happy birthday in addy =Happy birthday in address ❌❌❌

Working Experience ❌
Work Experience ✔
LiteratureJames Hadley Chase: Facts You Probably Didn't Know About Him by akhimself234(op): 6:52am On Jun 20, 2018
James Hadley Chase:

Facts you probably didn't
know about him

He was born on December 24, 1906.

He was born Rene Lodge Brabazon Raymond

James Hadley Chase was just one
of various pseudonyms (pen name)
he used, and the most popular
one. Others were James L. Docherty,
Raymond Marshall, R. Raymond and
Ambrose Grant.

Born to Colonel Francis Raymond
of the Colonial Indian Army, he served
in the Royal Airforce during
During World War II.

His writing career saw him produced
over 90 thriller books.

You can get hold of any or all of these
novels (paperbacks or hardcover)
easily straight from the U.S today on
Shop2Africa.com

For example, you can order the
novel "You've Got It Coming"
here https:///HPKZBX

50 of his books have been made
into films.

Below are the full list of his books:

1. No Orchids for Miss Blandish - 1939
2. The Dead Stay Dumb - 1941
3. The Dolls Bad News - 1941
4. Miss Callghan Comes to Grief - 1941
5. Get a Load of This - 1942
6. Miss Shumway Waves a Wand - 1944
7. Eve - 1945
8. I'll Get You for This - 1946
9. Last Page - 1947
10. The Flesh of the Orchid - 1948
11. You Never Know With Women - 1949
12. You're Lonely When You're Dead - 1949
13. Figure It Out for Yourself - 1950
14. Strictly for Cash - 1951
15. The Fast Buck - 1952
16. Double Shuffle - 1952
17. I'll Bury My Dead - 1953
18. This Way for a Shroud - 1953
19. Tiger By The Tail - 1954
20. Safer Dead - 1954
21. You've Got It Coming - 1955
22. There's Always a Price Tag - 1956
23. The Guilty Are Afraid - 1957
24. Not Safe to Be Free - 1958
25. Shock Treatment - 1959
26. The World In My Pocket - 1959
27. What's Better Than Money - 1960
28. Come Easy - Go Easy - 1960
29. A Lotus for Miss Quon - 1961
30. Just Another Sucker - 1961
31. I Would Rather Stay Poor - 1962
32. A Coffin from Hong Kong - 1962
33. One Bright Summer Morning - 1963
34. Tell It to The Birds - 1963
35. The Soft Centre - 1964
36. This is for Real - 1965
37. The Way the Cookie Crumbles - 1965
38. You Have Yourself A Deal - 1966
39. Cade - 1966
40. Have This One on Me - 1967
41. Well Now - My Pretty - 1967
42. An Ear to the Ground - 1968
43. Believed Violet - 1968
44. The Whiff of Money - 1969
45. The Vulture Is a Patient Bird - 1969
46. Like a Hole in the Head - 1970
47. There's a Hippie on the Highway - 1970
48. Want to Stay Alive? - 1971
49. An Ace Up My Sleeve - 1971
50. Just a Matter of Time - 1972
51. You're Dead Without Money - 1972
52. Have a Change of Scene - 1973
53. Knock, Knock! Who's There?
54. So What Happens To Me? - 1974
55. Goldfish Have No Hiding Place - 1974
56. Believe This - You'll Believe Anything - 1975
57. The Joker In The Pack - 1975
58. Do Me a Favour, Drop Dead - 1976
59. My Laugh Comes Last - 1977
60. I Hold the Four Aces - 1977
61. Consider Yourself Dead - 1978
62. You Must Be Kidding - 1979
63. A Can of Worms - 1979
64. You Can Say That Again - 1980
65. Try This One for Size - 1980
66. Hand Me a Fig Leaf - 1981
67. Have a Nice Night - 1982
68. We'll Share a Double Funeral - 1982
69. Not My Thing - 1983
70. Hit Them Where It Hurts - 1984
71. He Won't Need It Now - 1941
72. Lady, Here's Your Wreath - 1940
73. Just The Way It Is - 1944
74. Blonde's Requiem - 1945
75. Make The Corpse Walk - 1947
76. No Business of Mine - 1947
77. Trusted Like the Fox - 1948
78. The Paw in the Bottle - 1949
79. Mallory - 1950
80. But A Short Time To Live - 1951
81. Why Pick on Me? - 1951
82. In A Vain Shadow - 1951
84. The Wary Transgressor - 1952
85. The Things Men Do - 1953
86. The Sucker Punch - 1954
87. Mission To Venice - 1954
88. Mission To Sienna - 1955
89. You Find Him, I'll Fix Him - 1956
90. Hit And Run - 1958
91. Slipstream: A Royal Airforce Anthology - 1946
92. More Deadly Than The Male - 1947

His novels' biggest market was France,
although also popular in other European
markets, Africa and Asia.

His books failed to take hold in the
American market.

Chase got married to Sylvia Ray in
1932 and they had a son.

He died in Switzerland at the age of 78.

How many of his books did you read?
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Christianity EtcRe: Elderly Man Caught Watching Sexually Explicit Video During Church Service by akhimself234: 10:31pm On Jun 06, 2018
askibee:
how did you catch the person?
Maybe he is an Usher in the church. In the process of going round to wake up some members who are sleeping while the sermon is going on,that was when he got him... Gotcha grin
Car TalkTaxify/uber Driver Partner by akhimself234(op): 3:32pm On May 29, 2018
Please I need a Car to drive on Taxify/Uber on Rental in Lagos, I stay in Surulere. I can be reached via call or whatsapp on 08081099111. I am hardworking, diligent and I have guarantors on standby.
BusinessRe: Taxify/uber Partners And Drivers by akhimself234: 10:19am On May 28, 2018
jtabdulrahman:
Hello Stakeholders in Taxify and Uber,
We felt it would be a good idea if we have a forum where we can collectively address issues that affect us all in Taxify and Uber and other up coming taxi apps. Together we can effect positive change in the system as was evidenced last year. Now we need to work together as we are all in to make good money as the brand grows. Some of us are employees and do this part time while majority are in full time and do face challenges either from app, riders, law enforcement agencies, fuel prices, fraudulent riders and drivers. If we really need positive change in this time of several challenges in the country, then we have to seek for it.
A WhatsApp group link is below where we can click to join in so we can effectively help ourselves.

https:///79M5NIx9IRlKRHo1CdB4Mf

You may not need to introduce yourself when you are in. We want to challenge some status quo so we get value for our cars, fuel and energy while on these platforms. Nothing is freely gotten in this country.
Thank you
Hello,

Am just seeing this topic now. And so am interested in joining the group. I tried the link is not going through. So please add me on 08081099111.
Thanks
CelebritiesRe: PHOTO: Kanayo O Kanayo Rocks Matching Outfit With His Car by akhimself234: 8:36am On May 27, 2018
softwerk:
After watching too many money ritual movies of this dude, I just can't stop suspecting his source of wealth angry

I may be wrong though!
YES, you're wrong. He is into legit business.
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage's Ripped Bum Shorts At Afrorepublik Got Fans Talking by akhimself234: 8:17am On May 27, 2018
Is her choice. This Life na per head.
PoliticsRe: Biafra Anniversary: Police Arrest 10 MASSOB, BIM Members In Portharcourt by akhimself234: 12:18am On May 24, 2018
mikhe2:
you guys aint united bro. Learn to kiss the truth
United or not united, they should be allowed to celebrate their anniversary. After all, they aren't disturbing anyone, rather they are jubilating. I taya for this country.
PoliticsRe: Dame Patience Jonathan Road By Wike Commissioned (Photos) by akhimself234: 11:58pm On May 23, 2018
hushshinani:
Please, why adding PDP... uncivilised fellas...
have you ever seen the best governor (AMBODE) write APC on any of his project??

Just asking sha....
That's Ambode and this is Wike. They are two different people. Both have different ways if executing their jobs. We need results and not who do or who no do..
PoliticsRe: NBC Shuts Down REACH FM, Okorocha's Radio Station In Imo State by akhimself234: 10:06am On May 23, 2018
SamuelAnyawu:
Two faced? Cos i do not want peeps to loose their jobs? Okay cool
Those peeps of yours are in the wrong job. It happens at times.
CelebritiesRe: Cossy Orjiakor Steps Out In Cleavage-Baring Short Gown by akhimself234: 9:54am On May 15, 2018
I don't see anything so special about her, even the so-called thing she carrying on her chest. Just there like every other Speck's we see around
AutosAm In Need Of Uber/taxify Car As A Driver by akhimself234(op): 10:39pm On May 09, 2018
Please i need a car to drive on uber/ taxify in lagos. I stay in Surulere, Aguda precisely. You can reach me on whatsapp/call on 08081099111.
AutosRe: Toyota Corolla Bank Type 2004 For 690k by akhimself234: 11:41pm On May 06, 2018
Please I want to know if this Toyota corolla is still available for sale. If yes, what's your location and how is your last price.?
AutosRe: Vehicle Tracking - Secure Your Vehicle Against Theft, Arm-robbery With GPS Track by akhimself234: 11:08pm On May 06, 2018
How much? You didn't state the amount for acquiring this..
NYSCRe: Favour Abhulimen: Braless Corper In Open Chest NYSC Khaki Outfit (Photos) by akhimself234: 12:24am On Apr 04, 2018
What's wrong with this LITTLE CHILD...
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Achievement In Rice Production Alone Enough To Get Him Reelected – FG by akhimself234: 10:07pm On Apr 02, 2018
fiizznation:
People will always tell you that don't vote buhari, don't vote buhari, but then again if you ask them(wailing wailers) who they think among these elites will do better than buhari, you will see them rolling up the names of renowned looters and thieves. Smh

Buhari's performance is far below our expectations(out of 100percent, I might even score him 40percent), but as things still stand, buhari is the better option for 2019.
And this is the reality we all have to face.
Abeg go sleep for river
CelebritiesRe: Halima Abubakar Suffers Wardrobe Malfunction As She Steps Out Without Bra by akhimself234: 4:34pm On Mar 22, 2018
But this babe is not fine at all. Nothing is fine in her
HealthRe: UCH Ibadan Labelled Death Trap After Lady Died Due To Alleged Negligence by akhimself234: 2:38pm On Mar 19, 2018
Absolutely nothing is going on RIGHT in this country. It's so sad. RIP
PoliticsRe: ”president Buhari’s Scheduled Visit To Rivers Based On Killings - Femi Adesina by akhimself234: 1:58pm On Mar 19, 2018
Make Buhari go sleep for River. Three months after you're coming to visit. Visit ko, visit ni...

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