why are we still listening or talking to that mad cow disease infested meathead, ?

those who wont let progressive change take place by peaceful means should be ready for violent change,
its that simple
ten over ten chikena!!!!!

nigerians own the rights to

[size=25pt]CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE[/size]

lol funny
oyedepo DEALS WITH badluck jonathan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFYCzFHbgl8

he is a bleeping bastard,

he ll get his come uppance one day,

not everybody forgives and not everybody forgets

REAL TIME LAGOS MAINLAND IKORODU ROAD,

DEM GO HEAR WEN,
E DON START

sorry how does this work?

i provide to ur office 3.5m and u will give me 60 plots of land in prime area at lekki free trade zone/epe?

kinda sounds fishy to me,

how does this abracadabra work o, ?

what company are u representing and where exactly is your office located

beaf deserves to be shot,
idio.t dont u realize u are the only mongrel on this thread happy with this shite.

u stupid dog because ur master decided to increase fuel automatically inflation has crept in,
I ve been saving money for a long time to actualize a dream,
i m  sure monies saved now wont have much value now.

i have a little baby at home and her cry because she is uncomfortable in the heat, lack of electricity and mosquitoes is breaking my heart,

self serving idio.ts like u who live far away from their country who  dont actually feel the effects careless policy and rant like mad dogs on internet threads disgust me,

has anyone on nairaland bought from this guy
i m interested but dont want the wahala of omo onile,
samson i might be contacting you soon,

NA SILLY GUY,
i cant believe i read thru 13 pages of junk,
a*ss-w*ipe!!!!

you dont seem too serious

please provide more information,
and contact details

kk
can someone send me the details pls interested in contributing,

i m interested in contributing
cant the account number be placed somewhere public on nairaland,
not everybody wants to paste their email addy's

while the purpose of this thread is to edify christian faith,its also part of a bigger picture/purpose, TO EDIFY CHRIST. this thread is about testimonies, but i believe the greatest testimony is how christlike our behaviour, aka our speech action and thoughts are.

i do find the behaviour of lots of so called christians on this thread very unedifying,
reading this thread i noticed lots of people using unedifying language to talk down to nimshi,

christianity isnt a "us against them" religion
It isnt a "i m right u are wrong" debate
there is not an excuse for any christian not to take a critical look at his true beliefs and see how they
conform to God's word.


I dont think even Jesus would talk down to the guy the way some people did here,
there is no way u can encourage someone to learn from ur experiences when u cant even answer simple questions about how ur faith helps to manage or deal with negative circumstances which we all face at certain times in our lives.

I m really sorry to say this but anyone who replied nimshi  in an unintelligent or patronising manner is simply an uninformed half literate militant xtian fanatic making out as a xtian, this goes to toba, davidlyan and stagger

@moderator
if u want to delete this post please make sure that u delete the posts of the above guys on this thread,
they arent giving testimonies , they are insulting the very faith they are professing

love is an emotional attachment thing
sex is a physical chemistry thing,
sex has nothing to do with love, its just a physical drive for guys

I could f.cuk someone and not really care about the person other than wanting to b.ang her and love another
thats my two pence
dont really care wot other people think about me!!!!

dude
any physical abuse should not be tolerated by either male or female spouse in a marriage.
a wise man once said We pray the best but prepare for the worst, in that spirit, I would advice you report her to the relevant authorities in preparation for the worst case scenario, a divorce.
i am quite sure her people and your people will wade into the matter and strongly influence you to make it work. As a man with strong family ties you will likely succumb to their advice. Please do take it. you should call her and tell her this is her one FINAL chance. If she is the kind of woman i believe she is, that is, a creature one with a total lack of control over herself or possible looney having a temper bordering on insanity, she will cross her boundaries and act up once again.
Dude then you should give her a divorce.
Please look at it on the bright side. you are young without children, you may have only lost two years of your life.
Bigger men and women have lost lives and decades to far worst monsters.

Caveat.
Before her final episode kindly make sure you dont sleep in the same room with her. one night you could wake up to big emppty ominous eyes watching you cackling in deranged silent laughter while blood drops silently from the cut parts of your family jewels held in her hand!!!!
by then, nobody who gives you advice right now will be able to give you back what you lost

PS.
Dont listen to people with names such as kill etc they are sympathizers with potential murderers and future killers, who knows they could be killers too.

if not say person need children i dread de idea of waking up to some silly bloated cow every morning every day every month every year till death do us part,

prison!!!!

omo women get too much drama sometimes,
the one i hate is when they will be asking you where u are,
what are you thinking, what are you doing, we need to spend more time together,

when dat clingy shit starts men!!!!!
i take off for my life,
not really ready for the ball and chain just yet.

omo e go be like say them be police

dude get the email/contacts of the highflyers in yr area of profession
let them tell u the best unis for such courses,
typically its schools like harvard columbia biz schl etc

uk masters tend to be almost worthless in the job market
you might consider short courses in prestigious unis abroad,
doing 3 short courses a year in a specialized area at a renown university will be much better than a degree at those "we only want ur money" universities in the uk
dude
just my 50cents man

guy dont waste ur time
seach out lawyers who finished llb abroad in linkd and mail em
they will give u better advice
what u need is advice from those who have done it, and a solid relationship with such people so u avoid their mistakes

Some facts I have come to realise in my short period on planet earth
1.The relationship between Love and Sex means  different things to men and women: A man can love a woman and still have sex with another woman while a woman is not likely to have sex with another man when she is in love with one except she is a LovePeddler or she gets out-smarted.
2. Most men (single or married) sleep with another woman, on one or more occasion in their life time but he who gets caught CHEATS.
3. Men naturally love adventure hence, they see luring a lady to bed as a project sometimes just for the records. This accounts for why a man can sleep with different ladies and only love one. This is also the reason why no matter what you do, he will still try to attempt new projects.
4.Most men marries their wife’s hoping they do not change while most ladies marry their husband hoping they change but most time they both get disappointed.
5. Best way to handle a man: be a little nonchalant about the relationship but be there to snatch your man back when he is going astray. Most time the less committed party in a relationship holds the power.
6. In a relationship do not seek information’s that would not make the relationship better e.g. going to his house by 5am. If u meet a lady- Bad, if you don't meet a lady and he sees you in his house at 5am also Bad.

Back to work Sad.

Please Note: All rules have an exemption. Cheers

@Abiodun234
guy i like your analysis it makes sense die,
simple, factual and reality based
no silly fairy tales

@Kingsleyinfo

omg
Kingsleyinfo u really are an interesting idiot
i dont do cyberwars
i no get ur time
my life is far too interesting to waste trading words with the likes of u

are u a guy how do u know

@shy-one thanks for the compliment, but i am just like every other guy,
i've only learnt to master my emotions, and not the other way round.

Nigeria is the only country where we give accolades for all the wrong reasons.

we live in self denial so we delude ourselves by thinking that others behave the way we do.

like i said earlier, why the reasons for cheating may differ across board,
it still does not make it alright.

in a 'defined' relationship cheating may mean different things to different people,
but whether you want to allow it in your's is a different matter entirely.

the ability not to cheat is simply applying the power of self control
we all get tempted, no doubt, but making a choice is what differentiates us from DOGS.

don't kid yourself, by saying it is in our nature.
it is in our nature also to kill, lie, steal, and all manner of evil as pertains to the human mind, but we all have a choice to do what is right or not.
we as humans are naturally selfish, and thats why we give excuses for our weaknesses.

and it is men like you who can't stand intelligent women, because of your level of reasoning.

I am a man and a handsome one at that, I've got a girlfriend and a sound relationship. i don't cheat not because i can't but because i believe there is more inside of me than the ability to cheat.
so MR. speak for yourself alone. and i bet you don't have the guts to tell your girlfriend this idea you are trying to sell to us.

and like i will always say what you condone you eventually become

@Kingsleyinfo

dude don't blow ur trumpet its guys like u that give a bad dog a good name, obviously u aren't married, i m very sure u are some kindergarten boy just growing up
i cant see u and dont really care to know how fugly your girlfriend is

i wont stoop to your level of male bashing obviously ur level of intelligence allows u only contempt of something u are completely ignorant of.
presented with the right opportunity and circumstances you will cheat that is if u are a high profile achiever,
cheating is one of the higher level strategies high profile males of all species use to propagate their species,

for most exposed and polished men the opportunity to cheat is available right dere standing looking tantalizing with bodacious body and hopefiully something more than just beauty.
if u dont have the opportunity to cheat its simply because you aren't desirable enough to attract women.

but i ll tell you this, intelligent women are the very reason to cheat, they are delicious, inviting and stimulating
if u are a intelligent suave and sexy man u should have more than one beautiful delicious intelligent woman swarming around you.
whats more satisfying than enjoying the company of one beautiful woman
its enjoying the presence of 10 beautiful women
It will make one very special highly evolved lady to make a man want to forget his philandering ways.

gbam looks like i ll have to say it in capital letters
[size=30pt]ALL MEN CHEAT[/size]

get over it
ITS IN OUR NATURE,
it does not mean we dont love our respective other halves
it does not mean we wont take care of our responsibilities

if the poster leaves her fiancee trust me the next guy is 99% likely to cheat on you
the only difference is that this guy loves u and cheats on u

the fact is this guy was sloppy, knows u caught him, is willing to make amends.
u will always have something to hold him by and u know his faults and strengths.


the devil u know is much better than the angel u dont know ooooooo

cheating means there is something he needs is missing,
it would do u well to find that missing thing, if u can do that,
u have him by the balls

Arsole

Yes, believe it or not, there is actually a molecule called Arsole, and it's a ring! It is the arsenic equivalent of pyrrole, and although it is rarely found in its pure form, it is occasionally seen as a sidegroup in the form of organic arsolyls.

Bastardane

This is actually a close relative of adamantane, and its proper name is ethano-bridged noradamantane.
it came to be known as bastardane - the "unwanted child". In fact the original paper had the title "Nonacyclo-docosane, a Bastard Tetramantane".it came to be known as bastardane - the "unwanted child". In fact the original paper had the title "Nonacyclo-docosane, a Bastard Tetramantane".

Megaphone

Despite having a ridiculous name, the molecule is quite ordinary. It gets its name from being both a constituent of Aniba Megaphylla roots and a ketone.

Munchnones

No, these aren't the favourite compound of the Munchkins from The Wizard of Oz, but are in fact a type of mesoionic compound. These are ring structures in which the positive and negative charge are delocalised, and which cannot be represented satisfactorily by any one polar structure. They got their name when Huisgen called them after the city Munich (München), after similar compounds were called sydnones after Sydney

Unununium

I know this is technically an element, not a molecule, but it had such a ridiculous name I thought I'd include it. This is actually element number 111, and was called by the IUPAC temporary systematic name of unununium before it was recently renamed roentgenium. This is a pity, because if it formed ring or cage structures, previously we might have ended up with unununium onions,

Cummingtonite

This mineral must have the silliest name of them all! Its official name is magnesium iron silicate hydroxide, and it has the formula (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2. It got its name from the locality where it was first found, Cummington, Massachusetts, USA.

Putrescine, Cadaverine, Spermine and Spermidine

Putrescine originates in putrefying and rotting flesh, and is quite literally, the smell of death. It is one of the breakdown products of some of the amino-acids found in animals, including humans. Although the molecule is a poisonous solid, as flesh decays the vapour pressure of the putrescine it contains becomes sufficiently large to allow its disgusting odour to be detected. It is usually accompanied by cadaverine (named after the cadavers that give rise to it), a poisonous syrupy liquid with an equally disgusting smell. Putrescine and cadaverine also contribute towards the smells of some living processes. Since they are both poisonous, the body normally excretes them in whatever way is quickest and most convenient. For example, the odour of bad breath and urine are 'enriched' by the presence of these molecules, as is the 'fishy' smell of the discharge from the female medical condition bacterial vaginosis. Putrescine and cadaverine also contribute to the distinctive smell of semen, which also contains the related molecules spermine and spermidine.

Dickite

Dickite, Al2Si2O5(OH)4, is a (kaolin) clay-like mineral which exhibits mica-like layers with silicate sheets of 6-membered rings bonded to aluminium oxide/hydroxide layers. Dickite is used in ceramics, as paint filler, rubber, plastics and glossy paper. It got its name from the geologist that discovered it around the 1890s, Dr. W. Thomas Dick, of Lanarkshire, Scotland.

Moronic Acid

This is a triterpenoid organic acid that is found in Pistacia resin, and is therefore of interest to people studying archaeological relics, shipwrecks and the contents of ancient Egyptian jars. Its name comes from its corresponding hydroxy acid, which was originally named morolic acid since it was isolated from the heartwood of the mora tree, mora excelsa. The keto acid then became moronic acid. Derivatives of this are called moronates, as in 'which slowpoke-ate the contents of this jar?'

Fukalite

This wonderfully named mineral gets its name from the Fuka mine in the Fuka region of southern Japan. It is very rare, and is a form of calcium silico-carbonate, with formula Ca4Si2O6(CO3)(OH,F)2.

Traumatic Acid

This is a plant hormone which causes injured cells to divide and help repair the trauma - hence its name, and its synonym 'wound hormone'.

Fucitol

Although this sounds like what an undergraduate chemist might exclaim when their synthesis goes wrong, it's actually an alcohol, whose other names are L-fuc-ol or 1-deoxy-D-galactitol. It gets its wonderful trivial name from the fact that it is derived from the sugar fucose, which comes from a seaweed found in the North Atlantic called Bladderwrack whose latin name is Fucus vesiculosis. Interestingly, there are a few articles in the Journal of Biochemistry throughout 1997 concerning a kinase enzyme which acts on fucose. The creators of these articles were Japanese, and seemed to have missed the fact that fucose kinase should not be abbreviated as 'fuc-K'. Similarly, the E. coli K-12 Gene has other proteins that have been named Fuc-U and Fuc-R. Recently, the abbreviation for fucose-kinase enzyme has been cleaned up to 'FUK'. However, there are now clones of this where the cloning position in the DNA sequence is labelled by its Open Reading Frame (ORF) number. And of course, these clones are called FUK ORF!

Erotic Acid

No, this isn't the world's best aphrodisiac. Its correct name is orotic acid, but it has been misspelt so often in the chemical literature that it is also known as erotic acid! Another name for it is vitamin B13. Apparently, if you add another carbon to it, it becomes homo-erotic acid,

Gossypol

This ridiculously named molecule is found in cotton seeds. It was used as a male contraceptive in China, but was never used in the West (and may have since been banned in China as well), since its effects were permanent in about 20% of patients! Its name originated from being present in the flowers of the Indian cotton plant Gossypium herbaceum L. Apart from its contraceptive effects, gossypol has properties that might make it useful in treating a number of ailments, including cancer, HIV, malaria and some bacterial/viral illnessness. Related to this molecule are the equally strangely named gossypetin and gossypin. I always thought 'gossypin' was frowned upon in polite labs,

Lucifer yellow

I think Lucifer Yellow is a food colouring used especially in hot sauces, like salsa pickle. It is also used in plant microscopy anatomy studies, because it fluoresces under ultraviolet light and stains certain regions between plant cells.

Periodic Acid

Ok, I know it should really be per-iodic acid, but without the hyphen it sounds like it only works some of the time, It has also been described as that acid extracted by boiling of old periodic tables found in chemistry lecture halls and laboratories.

Nonose

I say, I say, I say, my dog's got nonose. How does it smell? Sweet - because every chemist knows (nose?) that nonose is a sugar containing 9 carbon atoms. (Actually, it probably doesn't smell of anything because most sugars are odourless).

Clitoriacetal

This gets its name from the root of the Clitoria macrophylla plant, and is a constituent of the Thai drug "Non-tai-yak" which is used to treat respiratory disorders, including pulmonary tuberculosis and bronchitis, and also works as an insecticide.

Vaginatin

I know you can get most things nowadays in a tin, but this is getting silly, Actually it gets its name from the plant Selinum Vaginatum. The related molecule is Vaginol, which also goes by the name Archangelicin.

Carnallite

Carnallite is KMgCl3·6H2O, an evaporite mineral. Surprisingly for a mineral called carnallite, it doesn't exhibit any cleavage, It's used as an ore for potassium fertilizers, and is named after Rudolf von Carnall, a Prussian mining engineer, whose (Carnall?) knowledge of the subject was famous,

Draculin

Draculin is the anticoagulant factor in vampire bat saliva. It is a large glycoprotein made from a sequence of 411 amino acids.

i m in need of a 3 bedroom apartment in surulere
my specs are as follows

Standard flat
toilets and baths/shower ensuite if possible
2 baths/shower and toilets minimum
preferably on the first or ground floor
water running
good parking space
modern house
budget between 450k and 700k
depending on quality of house
pay and pack in is preferable
pls only serious estate agents with required specs reply
i m sick and tired of unserious estate agents jiving me!!!!!!!!

Ok. na continue playing. u go meet your type preety soon

@joyblinks
na my type me i dey look for o,
no need for long thing at alll

y lie to her? if u no wire her u go die?

na she be the only girl wey dey nigeria?

if she says she dosent want to play, carry your prik go find another babe wey go wan play

@joyblinks thats the very point!!!!!!!!
y shuldnt he lie to her or to be more correct y tell her the truth
the world of love and lust isnt fair, kind or ethical
we all play the game to our individual advantages
women want one thing, men want another thing thats most times diametrically opposed to each other
y shuld either sex get what he/she wants??
because its right or fair?
nah it dont work that way
nobody plays fair, even u women will use any means at ur disposal to get what u want
this game will always be about the survival of the fittest
and i m definitely gonna get mine,
even if i have to lie that the sky is falling down!!!!!!

bullshit!!!!!!!
it never works!!!!!!!!
how many girls wanna bleep on first sight,
sometimes it takes some getting used to, some liking and some mad chemistry to get it on,
all of this takes some time,
even if i no won lie,
i no fit just put am out gbam like dat now