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Even if you use stronghead, na bundle we shall bundle you.

Is that what made you dance shoki style...

deawong:
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Africa's most established ruler, Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe, claims that his previous Vice President and other top authorities attempted to murder him with the assistance of Nigerian witchdoctors.

As indicated by neighborhood media reports, such claims were made by Mugabe at the weekend as he commended his 91st birthday. The pioneer who is in force following Zimbabwe's freedom in 1980 cases he was appointed by God to run until the end of time. Moreover, he charged his Vice-President Joice Mujuru who was sacked nearby eight different pastors of purportedly plotting to kill him and inclusion in degenerate exercises.

In President Mugabe own words,"We figured out how to comprehend what (Ms) Mujuru was doing at her home, actually counseling witchdoctors. As of late she welcomed two Nigerian witchdoctors. We heard that they were pros in the field of witchcraft.

They were authorities, yes, yet pros in looting individuals, stupid individuals. Where do these Nigerians get the forces to entangle the spirit of an individual into a chicken or sheep and after that execute him? God is for every one of us. I likewise go to chapel, I don't put stock in superstition. We were taught God's teachings."

The president asserts that the witchdoctors requested Ms Mujuru to purchase chickens that were named after herself, the President, his wife and Vice-President Emmerson Mnangagwa. At that point the feathered creatures were butchered and Ms Mujuru was guaranteed that passings of her political rivals inescapable.

Previous Zimbabwe Vice-President Joice Mujuru has portrayed claims by President Robert Mugabe as 'presidential favor and untruths. "I am a dedicated Christian and was the pioneer of biblical holy places as benefactor and I have been focused on Christian life and values the majority of my life.

It is aggravating that the affirmations that I attempted to or was a piece of a connivance to kill the president have now been decreased to charges of witchcraft, whose variants change regularly. I am certain even the normal Zimbabwean has ended up tired of this story in its different pretenses. It's an act which has lost steam."

It would be reviewed that the uncomplimentary comments made a year ago by President Robert Mugabe that Nigeria stinks of defilement has set off a conciliatory column between the two African nations. The national government formally challenged the comment by summoning the Zimbabwean Head of Chancery, Mr. Stanley Kunjeku, who was told in obtuse terms that Nigeria would not endure such ridiculous assault on its picture and individuals.
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Just kidding... I like u and your lies, but i hate pdp.

This apari don start again.

Omoge gucchi things. They can turn two breastz to one.

ItsAnderson:

Your father is a goat.

chuna1985:
well I guess ur mother is a sheppopotamous.

This market woman will surely rot in jail after buhari wins the election.

Shepoopoo herself.

Shepopo herself.

I just pray make dem put finish touches to the prisons 'cos thats where they shall return, even i don't care if the so called jagaban of africa joins them in prison. All corrupt people must go to prison.

Day169:
Akinsz, na only you waka come? Ok, continue.
The bloods of the innocent you are shearing!
Chai! Chai!! Chai!!! Haba Akinsz, dere is god o!
eehehehe.. Sobs!

Otuoke you come from, otuoke shall you return to come may 29 .2015

Thats what we want to hear... Goodnews things... APC! Change jonathan

Ok... Our stealing is not corruption president.

FKK: I am cannery, give me food i will sing and dance for you.

Shine your eyes! The man is simply saying that their rigging machine has been tested & it will not fail them.

tosyne2much:
Personally speaking and generally summarizing, most tattooed Nigerian ladies with multiple piercing are aggressively ill-mannered, rude, promiscuous; they live a life that head towards destruction and they are adamant to correction. They are quick to anger, they talk without manners and wouldn't hesitate to tear you to pieces if you give a contrary opinion about tattoo

However, statistical evidence showing that barely would you see a responsible lady that lives a life worth emulating be caught doing all these things. More so, I have also noticed that many guys only date them as girlfriends and will not take them to their parents because it's an inscription that they are irresponsible, wayward and are not the right prospects for a responsible man. In fact, I dare not take those kinds of ladies to my parents

Though many of our mothers have old school patterns on their body and are not judged falsely, but this is 2015, things are now taking turns and the world has evolved into a different thing entirely. It takes the grace of God to find a lady a tattooed lady with waist chain, anklet and multiple piercing with a good character

On a second thought, one's physical however has nothing to do with attitude and not all tattooed ladies are rotten. As a matter of fact, it looks like there are magical powers that goes with tattoo which makes most tattooed Nigerian ladies rude, unreliable, promiscuous and irresponsible

Ladies and gentlemen, let's be practical here and take the western culture out of it. Remember we are talking about Nigerian ladies

Why Are Most Tattooed Nigerian Ladies Aggressively Rude, Unreliable & Promiscuous?

it is not their fault, it is the demons that is controling them. Lol....

I don't join issues with rabbits.

Wahala90:
Of course, there must be Yorubas who are fvools but certainly, not all yorubas are fvools. We are ready to pay buhari back for his evils against the Yorubas.

Fish brain, fish reasoning.

temitemi1:
Eyaa, PDP money no get to you. Ask n it shall be given . GEJ till 2019!!!

Fani-kayodes: give us food we will sing and dance for you.

I don talk am say abokiii dey gather load well well. *Shoki things*

Me saw houseflies and wall geko inside soup of one Igbo woman wey dey sell food.

sorextee:
I once saw a live cockroach in one meat pie I bought from a yoruba woman. D roach was still moving, despite d fact dat d meat pie had gone thru d baking process..

Only foools will vote for this man.

Stubborn hegoat

Rexxie:
how can one listen to u when u are mooing like a huge cow?

Hegoat you wouldn't listen.

Rexxie:
anotther big foool

The better you embrace the reality, the better for you. Thats what will happen one day, whether you like it or not. Go and develop your region. Nigeria is not united thats the fact. Half a word is enough for the wise.

babestella:
Lol so that you can take over their property right? Omò olè ní è son of a lazy promiscuous father.

Yeebos must be deported.

alaoeri:
90% of those that bashed the governor have something in common, yeeebos.

juman:


It was so funny.

But to be candid most of what he said were true.

The number 23. is touching, everything is on his head.

whose head do you think it should be?