This's a terrible list, right from #1.

Enegod: and also she will give you the damn punny!

OMFG!
ROTFL.... * rolls off the Balcony while ROTFLMBO*
LOOOOLiNG!
Dont get me wrong, I aint laffing at your comment- its your Signature thats killing me...
LOLING!

50calibre: They should find a way to incorporate these things into the Nigerian school curriculum to combat this western neuro-virus called "feminism" that is infecting the brains of Nigerian women.

The essence of female obedience and subservience needs to be re-established & re-enforced in schools.

did u just use the word subservience?smh.u belong in the early 1670's.wtf!apeman.that's the word for it.(U).anyway just incase u r still blind to the workings of life and nature,I'd like u to open ur mind and observe life very well.look at nature and her ways.there's nothing on earth and beyond this universe that doesn't attest to superiority of the female gender.if anything like subservience should enter a relationship(I'm not in support of that word anyway in a relationship.),it's men who should pratise that.u guy are inferior creatures compared to females.I think God made Women to help redeem the shamefulness of mankind
#mytwocents#

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Amb.charles:
Alll na lie joor#gurls are good pretenders

True talk, my ex did almost all that but yet i found out that the biatch was cheating

when a woman does "tangible things" for you; especially when you do not ask or cajole her to, then she is in love with you. Anything else, na wash!

Practice all these things and your man will feel choked and run. Not all these things work in our society. To me,easy does it.

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chi4ik: Hehehehe, my babe has 1st class in Relationship, she does more than this article

not only Ist class,wat of phd,masters...woman rapper

when you own these

50calibre: They should find a way to incorporate these things into the Nigerian school curriculum to combat this western neuro-virus called "feminism" that is infecting the brains of Nigerian women.

The essence of FEMALE OBIDIENCE AND SUBSERVIENCE needs to be re-established & re-enforced in schools.

that is exactly what feminists are trying to destroy fortunatly for them they have gained grounds in nigeria and are teaching the women to stand up against men ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY PERCEIEVE THAT THEIR RIGHTS AND DIGNITY ARE BEING TRAMPLED UPON.as much as i am a fan of women obeying and respecting their husbands i am totally and completly against female subservience,it makes them victims of all sorts of nonsense all the time,the subservience gets to their brain that they dont even know when they are being abused and assaulted.if i have a daughter i will teach her to be respectful to her elder brother,her father and other male relatives who are older than her but to be mentally,domestically and financially strong and bold to face anyone irrespective of gender however that doesnt mean rudeness.many men should understand that there is a wide gap between humility,respect for your partner and subservience.by the way where do you want to see a subservient lady in this 21st century.even this teenage girls and pre adolescents sef dont have subservient tendencies if you observe them closely.all thanks to tv that is teaching and exposing them to be better enlightened young people,internet and their school subjects

lorretta u: did u just use the word subservience?smh.u belong in the early 1670's.wtf!apeman.that's the word for it.(U).anyway just incase u r still blind to the workings of life and nature,I'd like u to open ur mind and observe life very well.look at nature and her ways.there's nothing on earth and beyond this universe that doesn't attest to superiority of the female gender.if anything like subservience should enter a relationship(I'm not in support of that word anyway in a relationship.),it's men who should pratise that.u guy are inferior creatures compared to females.I think God made Women to help redeem the shamefulness of mankind
#mytwocents#

STFU! When God created light and darkness,and called them day n night, he said it was good, he created the land and sea, he said it was good, when he created the birds of the air and the land animals he said it was good, then he created man ​I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ his own image and likeness and looked at everything he created and saw that it was very good. But after he created Eve, there was no place God mention that it was good! Cos he himself knew what the world was in for. Read Genesis 1 very well to confirm

but mine doesnt do any of this!

nne3870: Yeah we care a lot about our guys yet they still misbehave!
Nice piece by the way

not all guys

Ijele-igbo:


Don't be rude!

Apologies.

tunaprex: My girlfriend does all these things, plus she's always willing to share anything she has with me. *i'm a lucky guy!

Who asked you?

Shantyken:

If David mark come ur town n look for a girl do u knw hw many girls wil advertise diaself yet dem get boyfriend already ooo

Leave am, make she dey yarn dust.

Ijele-igbo:


Don't be rude!

Apologies.

she nag because she love me,,, nawaooooo

50calibre: They should find a way to incorporate these things into the Nigerian school curriculum to combat this western neuro-virus called "feminism" that is infecting the brains of Nigerian women.

The essence of female obedience and subservience needs to be re-established & re-enforced in schools.

my dear if your manhood is threatend by feminism then get ready because ur kind is soon going into extinction. Feminism is here to stay n will get thicker as d years go by

Mrs.Chima:


Are you lonely?

maybe

what if she does all these and when you ask her out she says "no"?

Abeg make una drop all dese theories and letz be practical.

Decryptor: STFU! When God created light and darkness,and called them day n night, he said it was good, he created the land and sea, he said it was good, when he created the birds of the air and the land animals he said it was good, then he created man ​I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ his own image and likeness and looked at everything he created and saw that it was very good. But after he created Eve, there was no place God mention that it was good! Cos he himself knew what the world was in for. Read Genesis 1 very well too confirm

u are d one who needs to SU, wat did God say before he create d female, d things he created were good, but d female came to crown d creations, d only creation that was not created by word of mouth or out of nothing, what does that tell u?

keke drop me here.

nne3870: Yeah we care a lot about our guys yet they still misbehave!
Nice piece by the way

girls too mishehave

It should go like this 4 some naija girls

Ijele-igbo:
• She yells because u didnt give her money.
• She cries because she's pretending.
• She smiles out of no where because u've given ha money.
• She scrunches her face becos she needs money.
• She hits you because she wants punny.
• She stares at you because she wants u 2 woo ha.
• She calls every half hour because she needs money/BB BOLD.
• She lectures you because she's had punny with many nd u're a learner .
• She kisses you because u've given ha money.
• She asks you questions because she wants money.
• She wants to know where you are 2 kom and have brkfast/lunch.
• She calls/flashes becos she needs money.
• She walks beside you wen u're going shopping 4 ha Brazillian hair.
• She sits close to you becos u've just given ha money.
• She stands in front of you because she's hungry.

Truth is, That d girl needs cash badly :]

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For the ladies;They care when there is money..they love when they are sure,They call back when they are fulfil and relax when they get what them want.Aside this there is no love..

tpacalipse: Apologies.

Accepted

Wow! This made front page? Cool

chi4ik: Hehehehe, my babe has 1st class in Relationship, she does more than this article

That means you are just one of her many victims of pretentious and deceitful behaviors

All of this thus not guarantee Love...

Abeg who sing this song? *you wanna scatter my head...abi you be ogbanje*

Students eyes in the class
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When teacher say
tomorrow will be exam
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During the exam
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When invigilator comes in
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