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Romance / Re: Should I Go On With The Marriage Preparation? by aknessy(m): 10:19am On Jul 11, 2021
This reminds me of a girl my bro was "seeing!" Bitch couldn't even buy handkerchief for him on his birthday but was constantly demanding like Buhari's borrowings. grin He dumped her tho!!
Romance / Re: Upcoming Wedding Palava by aknessy(m): 9:21am On May 19, 2021
There's no gain saying your mother is right. If she's a reasonable woman, she would have thought of this first and spoken to you about it before your mum's advice. A whole lot of people are leaning towards this kind of arrangements given how expensive things are now. Your wife to be doesn't have your interest at all, But what do I know!

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Business To Business / Re: We Sell Shipping Cargo Containers,and Reefer Containers Of 20ft And 40ft..(pics) by aknessy(m): 4:23pm On May 18, 2021
Please anyone has an idea what is required to start a cement business? Like a depot?
Romance / Re: What A Prophet Told Me About My Girlfriend. by aknessy(m): 7:37am On Dec 04, 2020
A "prophet" once told my girlfriend sometime back, that I had a spirit wife, that she should leave me. She didn't tell me, but she later did. Cut the long story short, this prophet was liking her and she was cheating on me with other guys. The fact is while they're principalities and powers in high places, there's also one who reigns Supreme. You might not know what your girl is going through, but you cannot leave her. Your life is frustrating right now, which is why you'll believe anything you hear. Don't pray about your problems alone, undergo fasting and prayers together with your girl and stay away from sex for a while.

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TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: Laycon Emerges Head Of House For Final Week by aknessy(m): 7:02am On Oct 18, 2020
Na your papa and mama I blame. Creating an idiot and a fool like you is one mistake they'll live to regret.

thatigboman:
bastard very ugly, very short, very black, very skinny, HIV/AIDS patient, very sick sickler, unintellingent, wack singer weed smoking culting laycon is more intelligent than u, ur family and your family
Romance / Re: Cheating! Some Men Are Something Else by aknessy(m): 11:45am On Oct 12, 2020
ReluctantAdult:
The reason I don't support monogamy or marriage in general. It's not a man's nature to stay with one woman.

This is pure fallacy. A man that cheats is a man that cheats don't generalize rubbish here. If you want to cheat, there's no reason for you to be married or in any relationship, just be doing olosho simple!!

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Romance / Re: Why Do most Nigerian Men Have This Mentality? by aknessy(m): 9:13am On Oct 05, 2020
Why do y'all tag hard working men broke? A guy that works really hard needs a decent enough woman not any woman who feels entitled. If you want a man to not call you entitled, work for your money with your head and not your body parts. I'll spend on any woman when I get to that point, but not on any woman with no contribution or vision whatsoever.
TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: Laycon Emerges Head Of House For Final Week by aknessy(m): 7:34pm On Sep 23, 2020
thatigboman:
Op, something is seriously wrong with you.
Was there a HOH task? no
biased big brother just dash ugly, short sickler laycon HOH and u are here saying laycon won? won what? what task?
bloggers and their nonsense lies

You opened your mouth waaaaaahhh and what came out was idiotic blabs. He's a stickler and so? Did he asked to be placed in a deficient body or was it his fault that he got favored? That man is more intelligent that any child you'll ever produce. Anofia!!
Health / Re: Share Your Sleep Paralysis Experience Here. by aknessy(m): 6:38am On Jun 01, 2020
Science will always come up with a theory for stuff they cannot explain. Sleep paralysis has spiritual undertone abeg. I experience it almost often, and na monitoring spirit dey cause am. I am often able to move my legs but from the waist up, dead!!
Politics / Re: Send Draft Bill On Minimum Wage To NASS, NLC Warns FG by aknessy(m): 10:07am On Dec 03, 2018
That "L" in NLC stands for LAZY right? I thought so too!!
Politics / Re: Send Draft Bill On Minimum Wage To NASS, NLC Warns FG by aknessy(m): 10:03am On Dec 03, 2018
wallchat:
Looking for the most useless government agency in Nigeria?
look no further than NLC
God Punish Una.

NLC is not an agency bro.!
Programming / Re: Remita Integration by aknessy(m): 1:15pm On Jul 15, 2016
dhtml18:
I have not written an integration for remita yet. But this your post shows me that you dont understand how to report a programming problem yet.

Now, I assume remita have a PHP integration code, you are supposed to have written a simple PHP script following their guidelines and see whether that works or not, if you have done that and it works.
The next step is to now create your codigniter library. And if you now have a problem, we will know where the problem is coming from.
You need to be able to analyze clearly and know where your problem is coming from.

But i assume you posted some data to a url via httppost request or something and you are not getting the expected result. Remember that computer technology is GIGO - GARBAGE IN GARBAGE OUT. So ensure that your input is correct, before you expect a good output.

You can also use the NET console in google chrome, or the NET console in mozilla firebug if it will help you to monitor outgoing requests and their response.

Well, I just want to appreciate you for your second paragraph, I'll start by creating a small script now to see how everything goes!

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Programming / Remita Integration by aknessy(m): 11:00am On Jul 15, 2016
Hello coders, am currently having an issue on Integrating Remita on a new project am working! Am using CodeIgniter with PHP and I created a library specifically for connecting to Remita for payment processing, while attempting to test run the library using Remita's Test Account, I get this error: "Invalid Request" Response from Remita! I have no idea how to go about solving this issue. I have contacted the Remita support center and even got to chat with one of the developers on skype. I shared my current problem with him and he wanted me to send him the JSON response I got back from REMITA which I did, but I haven't gotten a reply from him yet!! I just want to know what could cause such an error, so I'd know how to go about fixing it! Anyone with such an experience should please share with me, so I can get a better understanding, Please!

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Celebrities / Re: Davido's Babymama Saga: Anti-child Trafficking Body Reacts by aknessy(m): 11:10am On Jan 03, 2016
So how come it's only when things fall apart that the social media society gets to know about it? When they were busy creating this "pikin" nobody was aware o!
Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed Enjoys Push-Up Exercise With Army Officers (Photos) by aknessy(m): 10:25am On Dec 07, 2015
How many pushups did he do? It's not about making prostrations and smiling for the camera!
Politics / Re: $2b Arms Deal: EFCC Confronts Dasuki, Dokpesi & Co With Evidence Of Transactions by aknessy(m): 9:45am On Dec 07, 2015
Babzrockman:
.....and some people will still come out to celebrate them. It's high time we all support this govt to fish out the bad eggs among us.
Imagine $2.1Billion for media purpose!
If one citizen manage to get #1billion, with d person spending #10,000 daily. D money will take him 250,000years to finish.
It'll will be more convincing if the fishing isn't from just one river!

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Religion / Re: Did you know that Pull Out Game Is Sinful? by aknessy(m): 9:39am On Dec 07, 2015
bigass123:
You're most likely suffering from cancer of the brain.. undecided

Insulting someone for stating their opinion is hitting below the belt! You should be disqualified!
Religion / Re: Did you know that Pull Out Game Is Sinful? by aknessy(m): 9:37am On Dec 07, 2015
There are alot of conflicting verses in the bible (probably because they were written by humans), because i don't understand why Onan will be punished for deceit and not fornication, because it's clear that he wasn't married to the woman in question!! When did it become okay for someone to kpansh his brother's wife, whether he's dead or alive?
Politics / Re: Photos When You Discover Dokpesi Received N2.5b And Your Dad Working At AIT Free by aknessy(m): 9:06am On Dec 07, 2015
Brses ! abeg make una no vex o, how many APC politicians this administration don probe?
Romance / Re: The Bitter Truth For Struggling Guys In Relationships by aknessy(m): 6:30pm On Aug 20, 2015
Nice post bruhv! In retrospect, if i get the dough and I bring a Range Rover to the table what is her own contribution? LOVE, LOYALTY AND what.., that ASSs? fuucck that!! My mumma is hungry in the villa jor!!!!!!!!

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Webmasters / Re: Learn Web Design LIVE On Nairaland!!! by aknessy(m): 4:34pm On Aug 06, 2015
Please can anyone tell me the cost of building a BLOG, ecommerce site, etc for naija? Your response will be appreciated!
Science/Technology / Re: A Nigerian Man Turned His Bicycle Into An Aeroplane (Photo) by aknessy(m): 9:08pm On Jul 22, 2015
Oh Please! How can you even call that an aeroplane? It looks like a shade on tires!
Politics / Re: Did Buhari Just Say This In DC? by aknessy(m): 9:02pm On Jul 22, 2015
97% sure sounds like majority of Nigerians if you ask me!
Politics / Re: CBN Governor Emefiele Hurriedly Leaves US After Buhari's Tongue-Lashing by aknessy(m): 8:56pm On Jul 22, 2015
yogoyoso804:
Buhari is really stepping to much on toes o

What do you suggest he does? Behave like the immediate past president? He clearly knows his constitutional powers.

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Politics / Re: EFCC Arrests Saraki's Wife, Yar'adua's Daughter Over Corruption Allegation! by aknessy(m): 7:34pm On Jul 22, 2015
Taylor86:
Arrangee EFCC

u think we dnt know it's a fake arranged EFCC

buhari if u want nigerians to know ur truely fighting corruption

arrest them, not questioning

Amechi's wife bought Dakuku's hotel worth billions

Amaechi, Atiku, Tinubu and Obasanjo are they now saints and vindicated in ur corruption screening?
Arrest them on what grounds? they're being questioned because they're suspected of money laundering! The only time they can be arrested is when there's enough evidence to warrant that! You guys should stop raising red flags when there's absolutely nothing to prompt that!!!

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Politics / Re: Buhari Turns Down Former Petroleum Minister Alison-madueke Offer To Refund $250m by aknessy(m): 2:28pm On Jul 19, 2015
santakris:
Please tell us the amount in naira. We want to know what amount is involved in our naira. We spend naira here in Nigeria and not dollars. Disrespecting our naira is no longer accepted America will not calculate their money in naira I quess.

Bruhs you said it as if we share the same head!!!
Politics / Re: 97 Killed In Boko Haram’s Fresh Attacks In Borno Mosque. by aknessy(m): 6:32pm On Jul 02, 2015
klax:



Very Very very and very PIECESFUL!!!

Don't even know the meaning of their fasting when all around the world fellow muslim keep bombing same muslim.praying in the mosque during fasting I still don't know the meaning of ISLAM yet where no respect for mosque, no respect for fellow muslim, no respect for fasting, no respect for Allah it's a shame and yet they will be shouting Islam is peaceful, peaceful my foot.
ISLAM - I SLap AM

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Politics / Re: 97 Killed In Boko Haram’s Fresh Attacks In Borno Mosque. by aknessy(m): 6:24pm On Jul 02, 2015
DickDastardly:


“The attackers have killed at least 97 people,” a local from Kukawa village, who gave his name as Kolo, told newsmen, while a fisherman who also witnessed Wednesday’s attack corroborated the figure.


Were the so called "Eye Witnesses" counting the dead?

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Orders Arrest Of Wife’s Younger Brother Over Alleged Extortion by aknessy(m): 5:08pm On Jun 29, 2015
M4gunners:
I smell another scam. You people should just stop this praise song Buhari leading by example nonsense. You arrested someone who extorted person of such amount, just because he has refunded the money as you claim, you just set him free just like that? I refuse to be fooled again. For me this is his strategy so that when jailing others, people will say yes after all he did it to his inlaw.
Well, I guess only time will tell! I just dey watch!
Celebrities / Re: What Dencia Wore To The 2015 BET Awards {pictures Here} by aknessy(m): 4:55pm On Jun 29, 2015
Nna! Look at baffup!!!!! :
Romance / Re: 8 Signs She Enjoys Having $ex With You by aknessy(m): 8:52am On Jun 05, 2015
tosyne2much:
I have never gotten under a lady's skirt before cool
Bruhs grin

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