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Foreign Affairs / Re: SA Parliament Zoom Meeting Hacked With Porn Images, Racial Abuse by Akorede02(m): 3:31pm On May 07, 2020
Jọ Soapy
Maphorisa jọ soapy.
Sports / Re: Arsenal May Sell Up To Six Players To Fund Pepe's Remaining Transfer Fee by Akorede02(m): 8:05am On May 06, 2020
Pepper don enter arsenal eyes oooo. I sure I go rich pass arsenal now. Plastic Club of Football.

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Health / Re: Anxiety In Kano Over Continuing Deaths, People Leaving Ancient City In Droves by Akorede02(m): 10:55am On May 04, 2020
A wise man once said ' It's a MUST you realize the TRUTH when death open your eyes to the second phase of living'. HIFA

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Religion / Re: Pastor Caught With Charms In Wardrobe: I Am A Spiritual Man, Not A Native Doctor by Akorede02(m): 9:27pm On Apr 28, 2020
I will rather prostrate for a celestial pastor than this God of Men.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Launches First Military Satellite Into Orbit After Months Of Failure by Akorede02(m): 7:06pm On Apr 24, 2020
The only thing my own country can launch into orbit is CORRUPTION.

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Romance / Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Akorede02(m): 12:56pm On Apr 04, 2020
You mean Kaka choose between ME and BUHARI. Am a genius while buhara is a pure SHIT.

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Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity Looms As NUPENG Hints Sit-at-home Order From Friday by Akorede02(m): 9:08am On Mar 25, 2020
This is becoming unbearable. Could the world really be threatened? I mean for a day, a night and a second, all we can think and care about is safety of dear lives. Not money, not success and wealth. The world is not at ease anymore.
Ọlọ́run ó dọwọ́ rẹ oo
���. The way Mr. Covik Bilus dey pepper dem Goats dey for my eye wella. Ó ṣojú mi CORO

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Health / Re: Kyari Had Contact With Kogi Governor, @govbello by Akorede02(m): 8:48am On Mar 25, 2020
This is becoming unbearable. Could the world really be threatened? I mean for a day, a night and a second, all we can think and care about is safety of dear lives. Not money, not success and wealth. The world is not at ease anymore.
Ọlọ́run ó dọwọ́ rẹ oo
���. The way Mr. Covik Bilus dey pepper dem Goats dey for my eye wella. Ó ṣojú mi CORO
Health / Re: Kyari Had Contact With Kogi Governor, @govbello by Akorede02(m): 8:46am On Mar 25, 2020
This is becoming unbearable. Could the world really be threatened? I mean for a day, a night and a second, all we can think and care about is safety of dear lives. Not money, not success and wealth. The world is not at ease anymore.
Ọlọ́run ó dọwọ́ rẹ oo
���. The way Mr. Covik Bilus dey pepper dem Goats dey for my eye wella. Ó ṣojú mi CORO.

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Celebrities / Re: Konji!!!man Caught On CCTV Fingering A Lady In A Restaurant In Ghana(see Video) by Akorede02(m): 2:06pm On Mar 20, 2020
Wetin CORONA no go see for Accra.
Celebrities / Re: Konji!!!man Caught On CCTV Fingering A Lady In A Restaurant In Ghana(see Video) by Akorede02(m): 2:04pm On Mar 20, 2020
The woman must have a GLORY HOLE. But why the subordination from CCTV. A non- living thing for that matter. Alakoba burúkú.

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Politics / Re: Change Amotekun’s Name To ‘Oduduwa Guards’ – MURIC by Akorede02(m): 1:53pm On Mar 20, 2020
In Africa, Nigeria to be precise. Religion is a tool of War, Plate of Soup, Proganda of Corruption and sack of Hatred. Religion is peace and it breathes peace. Any other thing aside peace is tragedy.

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Petrol Price Has Been Reduced From N145 To N130 Per Liter by Akorede02(m): 4:19pm On Mar 18, 2020
You mean every Bad picture gets its own shining glare. CORONAVIRUS! Is a........ Virus. Thank you Corona. Bleep BUHARI
Romance / Re: Cheating Husband Catches Coronavirus On Secret Trip To Italy With Mistress by Akorede02(m): 10:37am On Mar 18, 2020
What a Coronated greed!
Religion / Re: See The African Country Where No Church Exists by Akorede02(m): 9:12am On Mar 18, 2020
Initially The name AFRICA shouldn't have started with A and end with A. Everything about us is F except our existence. In Africa Religion is a tool of War, Plate of Soup, Proganda of Corruption and sack of Hatred. Religion is peace and it breathes peace and any other thing aside peace is tragedy.
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Cure Found; Testing To Commence Soon by Akorede02(m): 2:40pm On Mar 17, 2020
CORONAVIRUS : Niaja wetin dey happen make I come to your side on Loan
Nigeria : Our Transfer window don Close..he go dey open by 4040
CORONAVIRUS : Why
Nigeria : Ebola was a bad Signing
Travel / Re: COVID-19: Travellers From Germany, France, 6 Countries To Undergo 2nd Screening by Akorede02(m): 6:43pm On Mar 16, 2020
]CORONAVIRUS : Niaja wetin dey happen make I come to your side on Loan
Nigeria : Our Transfer window don Close..he go dey open by 4040
CORONAVIRUS : Why
Nigeria : Ebola was a bad Signing

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: US Volunteers To Test First Vaccine by Akorede02(m): 6:43pm On Mar 16, 2020
]CORONAVIRUS : Niaja wetin dey happen make I come to your side on Loan
Nigeria : Our Transfer window don Close..he go dey open by 4040
CORONAVIRUS : Why
Nigeria : Ebola was a bad Signing
Sports / Re: COVID-19: Spanish Football Coach Francisco Garcia Dies Of Coronavirus Aged 21 by Akorede02(m): 6:41pm On Mar 16, 2020
CORONAVIRUS : Niaja wetin dey happen make I come to your side on Loan
Nigeria : Our Transfer window don Close..he go dey open by 4040
CORONAVIRUS : Why
Nigeria : Ebola was a bad Signing.

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Health / Re: Coronavirus Kills Iran Religious Leader; US Sanctions Blamed For Outbreak by Akorede02(m): 4:23pm On Mar 16, 2020
CORONAVIRUS : Niaja wetin dey happen make I come on loan
Nigeria : Our Transfer window don Close.. He go dey open 4040
CORONAVIRUS : Why?
Nigeria : Ebola was a bad Signing.
Politics / Re: EXCLUSIVE: Fayemi To Meet With Ekiti Mornarchs, Ooni After Alaafin's Letter by Akorede02(m): 12:09pm On Mar 14, 2020
YorubaKinging:
The Yoruba royal Kings will soon be relinquished of thier titles
Since they don't acknowledge the king of Kings
But make thier subjects serve idols
And make them to sin against Almighty God
The Lord will punish all Yoruba Kings very soon

Wetin una dey talk sir.... Is your brain paining you or it has been coronated. Na you ó.
Romance / Re: Man Calls Out Female Boss Who Allegedly Sacked Him For Sexual Advances (video) by Akorede02(m): 11:01am On Mar 14, 2020
I don't blame the woman only if she is even guilty at all. In this modern world. Guys of your type still loves to be a puppet to an independent woman. Shame on you. The guy won get some change ni. Go meet Lie Mohammed. He gat am plenty.

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Sports / Re: Ronaldinho Wipes The Floor With Inmates In Paraguayan Prison Football Match by Akorede02(m): 10:56am On Mar 14, 2020
Wait... Wait... Wait... This guy is up to something. Hope this guy is not plotting a hmmmmm attack. If you know you Sabi. Please don't quote me. I love Him and his football just saying my mind. Peace.
Religion / Re: Pastor Ordered By Government To Stop Claiming He Has Cure For Coronavirus by Akorede02(m): 10:32am On Mar 14, 2020
FTC 2020. Dedicated to all Nairaland Queens.
Religion / Re: Pastor Ordered By Government To Stop Claiming He Has Cure For Coronavirus by Akorede02(m): 10:31am On Mar 14, 2020
CORONAVIRUS has been CORONATING this man 's brain. He is being signed up by Nigerian Pastor. Oyinbo no dey do this kind thing.
Nairaland / General / Re: I Regret Being Used By Pastor Okafor, Others To Stage Fake Miracles –woman Arres by Akorede02(m): 10:08am On Mar 14, 2020
The way Nigerian Pastors ( Crooks) are deceiving innocent people nowadays. It makes me to wonder why some people still remain gullible all in the name of Religion. The unborn child knows that only God can perform miracles. How many times have we heard of the whites ( Sole owner of the religion) performing fake miracles. They don't even go to the extreme about it. It's only in Nigeria you will be hungry and still shouting Holy Spirit will feed me without working. Lie dey lie for lie.
Nairaland / General / Re: I Regret Being Used By Pastor Okafor, Others To Stage Fake Miracles –woman Arres by Akorede02(m): 10:07am On Mar 14, 2020
The way Nigerian Pastors ( Crooks) are deceiving innocent people nowadays. It makes me to wonder why some people still remain gullible all in name of Religion. The unborn child knows that only God can perform miracles. How many times have we heard of the whites ( Sole owner of the religion) performing fake miracles. They don't even go to the extreme about it. It's only in Nigeria you will be hungry and still shouting Holy Spirit with feed me without working. Lie dey lie for lie.
Politics / Re: Ugwuanyi: We Have Appropriated ₦3.4 Billion For SME Industries In 17 LGAs by Akorede02(m): 5:39am On Mar 14, 2020
Naija leaders are crazy. Imagine them calling billions like kobo. Thank God say Naija no dey spend Dollar. Them go be like we have 333 DILLIONS to buy guns to kill CORONAVIRUS. Lie dey lie for lie.

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Politics / Re: Sanusi: Abubakar Malami, Ibrahim Muktar, Kano AG Ordered My Detention by Akorede02(m): 5:30am On Mar 14, 2020
Let it be known to you all ever committed nairalanders that this hell of a government is using our rights, freedom, peace and most importantly our wisdom to play game ( Chess) . This Sanusi issues is used to deviate our consciousness about the government operation. After this, there would be another and another. Within a short period of time. We will all be amazed. I do love Nigeria, I also love to see it shine.

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Education / Re: My Marlians Cult Daughter Doesn't Wear Pant To School - Mother Cries Out by Akorede02(m): 8:43pm On Jan 12, 2020
That's the best Mama marlian. Zero pant with 3k bumbum
Education / Re: Conversation Between A Marlian Student And Lecturer by Akorede02(m): 7:08pm On Jan 06, 2020
Ko si ènìyàn níbè MAFO. All Progressive Marlins.

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