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Politics / Re: UNGA: Aisha Buhari Missing As First Ladies Protest Against Rape, Child Marriage by Akorede02(m): 9:09am On Sep 28, 2019
Shey dey the oza room... What a beautiful lady.

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Politics / Re: Minimum Wage: FG To Reconstitute Committee To Negotiate Full Implementation by Akorede02(m): 8:33pm On Sep 26, 2019
30000 náírà minimum wage and na our senators dey collect pass for world just for reading papers out loud and shouting like Ega birds.

Ooooh lawd..... It's like some seen and unseen spirits are gambling with Nigeria destiny.

Ọlọ́run gbà wá oo
Sports / Re: FIFA Best Awards: Scandal As Countries, Captains Insist They Didn’t Vote For Mes by Akorede02(m): 8:14pm On Sep 26, 2019
FIFA
Opposite of Nigeria's 419
They scammed the whole world.
FBI gan go zanku away from dem case ni.
Celebrities / Re: KANYE WEST Tops “2019 Highest Paid Hip Hop Acts” by Akorede02(m): 3:32am On Sep 21, 2019
What if there were no black men in the world?
Light exist because of darkness
Whites exist because the Negros.
Up you go man. Love
Celebrities / Re: KANYE WEST Tops “2019 Highest Paid Hip Hop Acts” by Akorede02(m): 3:31am On Sep 21, 2019
What if there were no black men in the world?
Light exist because of darkness
Whites exist because the Negros.
Business / Re: Nigerians To Start Paying For Bank Deposits In 2020 by Akorede02(m): 10:53pm On Sep 18, 2019
Beverlyjean:


Stop displaying ignorance... This has always been there for over 7 yrs.... It's only for cash withdrawal and deposit... It's to encourage a cashless society


Noted Mama
Business / Re: Nigerians To Start Paying For Bank Deposits In 2020 by Akorede02(m): 10:28pm On Sep 17, 2019
Baba God let there be no Nigeria again next life. We will soon be paying for breathing. Useless government
.

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Culture / Re: Abdulrasheed Akanbi, Oluwo Of Iwoland 'Stopped Rain' From Falling by Akorede02(m): 10:30am On Sep 09, 2019
nijabazaar:
Nonsense and Stupidery....

I bet u can channel that energy to eradicating poverty or forming an invisible nano barrier against fulani invaders...


U are lucky the Weather is not yet prepared for you.

Ever heard of Cloud Seeding?

Stupid African...

And you a senseless Nigerian.
Politics / Re: Akinwumi Adeshina Dressed Like King Mswati III Eswatini (Photos) by Akorede02(m): 11:22pm On Sep 06, 2019
kenzo25:
I think this guy should be our next president

Clap! Clap! You are thinking what am thinking.
Politics / Re: Buhari Lacks Commitment To End Poverty – ASUU by Akorede02(m): 10:45pm On Sep 01, 2019
How can poverty end poverty? Cow and cows cannot move this nation forward. If you know you know.
Crime / Re: Wadume Is Still In Our Custody – Police by Akorede02(m): 10:43pm On Sep 01, 2019
Celeb kidnapper..... Shey you don give am Vaseline make im manhood dey rise.

I regret being a citizen with people of this kind. They are all animals except Dangote.
Politics / Re: Fani-kayode: How DSS Tried To Stop Me From Attending The Igbo Event In Nnewi by Akorede02(m): 10:38pm On Sep 01, 2019
You, your lawyer and dss
All of you are mad.
Celebrities / Re: #betterchallange: Falz Takes Shots At Corrupt Nigerian Youths And Leaders by Akorede02(m): 9:38pm On Sep 01, 2019
lomprico:
English don kpai!
gat ur message though.
Thanks
Crime / Re: Militia Attack Takum In Taraba, Many Dead by Akorede02(m): 8:09pm On Sep 01, 2019
Next level things in Falz voice

Make you dey chop am oo
No be Ndigbo and Yoruba dey chop am ooo

X2

Make you sha no come to the west Cuz we get charm pass Rubbish and we value lives than you animals with cow brains.
Crime / Re: Militia Attack Takum In Taraba, Many Dead by Akorede02(m): 8:05pm On Sep 01, 2019
makeitijn:
The sleepy national assembly must urgently enact an act that permits Nigerians above the ages of 21 the own a gun.

This can put a stop to all these madness

I promise you if it's implemented every Nigerians will die in two weeks.

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Crime / Re: Nigerians In The U.S Are Warned To Be Careful In Public As Regards Mass Shooting by Akorede02(m): 3:15pm On Sep 01, 2019
So Nigerians abroad are original abi? Stupid media no dey reveal filthy things abt the nation here o. Dont let me say what's on my mind.
Celebrities / Re: #betterchallange: Falz Takes Shots At Corrupt Nigerian Youths And Leaders by Akorede02(m): 3:10pm On Sep 01, 2019
No Messiah will want to safe Nigeria. I doubt if Jesus christ can. We are ourselves problem. Infact it's a sin to be a Nigerian this era.

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Politics / Re: Presentation Of Grand Design Of Zamfara Rural Grazing Area (ruga) by Akorede02(m): 3:06pm On Sep 01, 2019
Printerscanner:


I know Flattinos will still come and complain about RUGA in Zamfara Stats. Useless Wailers.

Zamfara is an Islamic State, just as Wike declared Rivers a Christian State. In few weeks time, all Churches in Zamfara will be demolished.

You talk like a fool with a cow brain. Lifeless like Buhari.

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Phones / Re: How To Prevent Your Phone From Consuming Too Much Data. by Akorede02(m): 10:11am On Sep 01, 2019
FTC don tire me o

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Phones / Re: How To Prevent Your Phone From Consuming Too Much Data. by Akorede02(m): 10:11am On Sep 01, 2019
Nice tips but i doubt if it would work for MTN server. Cuz if you switch off your phone. E go still chop your data nit to talk of inside Tomb. Na everywhere you go.

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Politics / Re: Zamfara State Governor Orders Immediate Construction Of RUGA Settlement by Akorede02(m): 9:56am On Sep 01, 2019
Must every success be attached with your administration.

I hope you are not building cemetery sha. Cuz people they die like fowls for that side.

RUGA is for the north and it will ROT in the north.

Enjoy your next nevel palava. Animals with milk brains.
Politics / Re: Buhari Made More Investments In Infrastructure Than Past Leaders - Lai Mohammed by Akorede02(m): 8:02pm On Aug 29, 2019
Does this (anus) have a family?
They ougth to have get rid of him long time ago.
Blind dickless fool.
Celebrities / Re: Caption This Photo Of Lionel Messi And Critiano Ronaldo From The 2019 UEFA Award by Akorede02(m): 7:59pm On Aug 29, 2019
Messi : Do you get transport fare to take you home?
Ronaldo : Yes, Why?
Messi : Because we came for Nothing! VVD is the Real Goat we are sheeps.
Celebrities / Re: Caption This Photo Of Lionel Messi And Critiano Ronaldo From The 2019 UEFA Award by Akorede02(m): 7:59pm On Aug 29, 2019
Messi : Do you get transport fare to take you home
Ronaldo : Yes, Why?
Messi : Because we came for Nothing! VVD is the Real Goat we are sheeps.

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Religion / Re: Rape Allegation: Fatoyinbo’s Grilling By Police Enters Day Two by Akorede02(m): 7:31am On Aug 29, 2019
Myself2:


First to,comment generation, always quick to dish out empty worthless comments


You have got a fish brain man.
Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye Rants And Bashes Nigerian Police, Calls Them ‘bunch Of Illiterates’ by Akorede02(m): 12:24pm On Aug 28, 2019
Na now you just know. Wetin dem self don sabi since 1901. Nigeria Police Dogs, not all of dem sha.
Travel / Re: Why We Hiked Nigerian Applicants’ Visa Fees – US by Akorede02(m): 12:22pm On Aug 28, 2019
Karma played karma.

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Religion / Re: Rape Allegation: Fatoyinbo’s Grilling By Police Enters Day Two by Akorede02(m): 12:20pm On Aug 28, 2019
You mean dick grilling? Just make sure you give am Krest to drink. grin

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Celebrities / Re: Saudi Arabian Dad Accidentally Buys Two Planes Worth N108 Billion For His Son by Akorede02(m): 12:14pm On Aug 28, 2019
If this happened in naija, trust me na juju i go use to collect my money back if the company comply. Language barrier ko, Corruption barrier ni.
Celebrities / Re: Saudi Arabian Dad Accidentally Buys Two Planes Worth N108 Billion For His Son by Akorede02(m): 12:13pm On Aug 28, 2019
If this happened in naija, trust me na juju i go use to collect the money back if tge company comply. Language barrier ko, Corruption barrier ni.
Celebrities / Re: When I Met Her, I Said ‘good Evening Ma'” – Spy-boy Reveals Crush On Genevieve by Akorede02(m): 12:07pm On Aug 28, 2019
Na wetin your brain program you talk. You no mean am. Dickless boy grin
Politics / Re: I Was Freer In Nigeria Than In India – El-zakzaky by Akorede02(m): 11:27pm On Aug 17, 2019
delishpot:
Saint Buhari doesn't lie. If he says he feeds you with the flesh of Nigerians.... Then it's the truth.
If he says Nigerian youths are Lazy...... Then, it's the truth.
IF he says his certificate is from Cambridge.... Then it's the truth.
If he says GEJ is the cause of Nigeria problem since 1960...... Then it's the truth.
If before ellection he says Aisha will NEVER be seen as official first lady but rather be limited to the kitchen and za oza room..... Then it's the truth.
If he says #1 naira to 1$ then look well..... Its the truth if not, blame your forex machine or calculator. It has sided with pdp and has refused to work with Buhari admin.
Stop misquoting him or hiding his achievements.

RUGA must happen all over Naija.



Your stupidity is the greatest of all time. You are a real goat.

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