₦airaland Forum

BrownChima212:
Technically, the president only commissioned a bridge in lagos?

I thought he only commissioned bus stop.

Sirjamo:
Nonsense. Tinubu I can understand; how much electoral value does saraki have?

Saraki is Buhari's nightmare.

He will definitely lead the Senate to work against Buhari's Re-election or to set laws that will never favour him.

gentlepraise:
Anything to dethrone Buhari is acceptable

I stand by your comments!

grayht:
Na to go respray the car ...

There's a substance called "Tina" (i don't know if i got the spelling correctly).

Tina will removed the spread paints and leave only the original paint of the car.

Buhari will surely be remembered as the worst president Nigerian has ever had.

NaijaMutant:
My dear,

These guys are walking hates

Ordinary laugh with me, you started threatening me calling biafra and Python

What if I said play with me

I think the opposite of play is war...?

I love Akwa Ibom
I love Ikot Abasi
I love Edemeya
I love Ikot Akpan
That is were I came from.
God bless us.

nairavsdollars:
That old method of relocation under Buhari is not working. He told all security chiefs to relocate to Sambisa forest yet another set of girls have been kidnapped. He should just resign and allow someone else do the job

Buhari has completely failed in every area of governance.

hammer6F:
Trash!

If i was him, i will resign and hand back that position to Yoruba.

After all the arocities they have commited now they have postion u to be the face of their very dirty institution.

Guy resign!

You're right!
South-South and South-east should not reject such positions. We should rather take it and use it to expose or work against their plans.

The best way to fight them, is when you are among them.

HigherEd:
And so it is America has lost almost all of its Christian Principalities within the past few decades. From Oral Roberts to Hagin, TL Osborne and now Billy and many other servants of Christ.

Graham's death marks a new era where God would begin to show off new Generals to lead his people- Another wave of revivalist is coming to America.

May God Gift America another that is twice of Billy Graham's grace and anointing.

Amen!

Name 34/35 and 100/101 are respectively from the same family.
May God see them through.

The latter is too lengthy...

chinnyonwu:
Na to move my money from first bank ASAP. If that Elephant for their logo decide to act na wahala

Guy! don't scare me o... me self get savings with first bank.

madridguy:
Police should arrest Fulani terrorists killing Nigerians and leave reporter alone.

You're right!

The South will always stand by the people of Benue State.
We love you guys.

americanson:
may be while growing up, he had someone from Benue state that touched his life.

Same thing I would do for an Akwa Ibomite cos of my friend and brother who is from there and who touched my life in no small measure. In fact, he sent me gift today, all the way from Akwa Ibom, he does this every year. My love for Always Ibomites has no second place...

God bless you...

saintjimos:
#protect_your_brother

#My_brother_is_my_brother

#south_unite unity is d way forward

That's if the Southwest will stand their ground.

Araoluwa005:
Obj is no longer relevant jare

Only time will tell...

Joevics:
Lol, I am a Christian and I know what Christianity teaches and preaches. so I can predict what an average Christian can do and can't do.

You have let me thinking, what can a minority of Christians do in a Muslim populated country. you can feed my curiosity.

Maybe they tried to bomb the mosque, or form militia groups.
Muslims have done these and more and people like you call it propaganda.

A Muslim told me that any Muslim that isn't a fanatic isn't a true Muslim.

Nice One brother, I don't think you'll ever get a reply from him.

Jerusalem remain the Capital of Isreal and nothing one million Buhari's votes and two billion U.N. Security votes could do about it.

AutoReportNG:
This is a post written by Audu Bulama Bukarti and he writes about the lingering fuel scarcity that is lingering in the nation. According to him, this is not the change the APC led govt promised us. Read more below..

I am currently at a filling station at BUK road in Kano. My car is the 70th on the queue. This means if it will take only 3 minutes to fuel every car, I will take about 3 and a half hours to get fuel. That’s all things been equal.

I can vividly remember that when the PMB-led APC government hiked PMS price from N87 to N145 per liter without prior notice, it promised us that that would be the end of fuel scarcity in the country. They said the price will crash in six months.

When there was minimal scarcity last December, hailers took to the social media with headlines like “The First December without Fuel Queues”, “Fuel Scarcity is now History”, “The Change has Come”.

Today, we are back to yesterday. we have to queue for several hours to fuel our cars. This is a text definition of the PDD days. The only difference is that we have to pay almost DOUBLE the PDP price we resisted with the last atom of our energy. This is the change they promised, I think.

The Big and Little Ministers for Petroleum have pretended ignorance of the current situation of things with us. Hailers have buried themselves in the sand of shame. They may be awaiting the slightest opportunity to yet again Jonathan for this one too as if that is what we voted them for.

It appears obvious to me that the Change Government has scammed us yet again. We shall, however, continue to struggle until we get it right as a country. So Help Us, God!


Source:
http://www.autoreportng.com/2017/12/fuel-scarcity-have-we-been-truly.html

I know this area in Kano. this filling Station use to be "Dan Kano" before.

jusRadical:
Fat lie. Talk for yourself.

When my wife agreed to marry me, I had no job, no single connection or contact for a job, no big uncle, aunt, relative or friens anywhere to help me or my family. My dad was a retired civil servant. My family could not boast of up to N50k in bank or anywhere. No property like house or car. I had only my first degree certificate.

But today, 13 years down the line, I can only say thank you JESUS CHRIST.

You're right. the lady I planning to marry now, accepted me, even before she know what I am worth. that made me respect her more.

Anyway, which one is your pick for the end of the year?

1--A girl can be 21 with 2 kids while another one can be 18 with 3 abortions but the society will judge the 21 year old simply because her decisions are visible.

2--Most men cheat with their wedding ring on their finger. And you think your boyfriend won’t cheat coz YOU'RE his profile picture??

3--We are living in a generation where lovers are free to touch each others private parts but cannot touch each others phone.


5--Dating a slim/ slender guy is cool, the only problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw Adidas lines on your face.

6--Love is when your boyfriend catches you naked with another man and says honey dress up and we go home.

7--Some girls of today can’t jog for five minutes, but they expect a guy to last in bed with them for 2 hours. Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade.

8--Women with beauty and no brains, its your private part that suffers the most.

9--Whenever things start going on well in your life, the devil comes along and gives u a girlfriend.

10—Teachers are my friend and I feel for Women who are married to Teachers, instead of finding money in the pocket when washing, they find Chalk or list of noise makers.

11-- ON EARNING: Never depend on single income.Make investment to create a second chance.

12. ON SPENDING: If you buy things you do not need, soon you will have to sell things
you need.

13. ON SAVINGS: Do not save what is left after spending, but spend what is left after saving.

14. ON TAKING RISK: Never test the depth of a river with both feet.

15. ON INVESTMENT: Do not put all eggs in one basket.
16. ON EXPECTATIONS: Honesty is a very expensive gift. Do not expect it from cheap people.

17. IF YOU are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present. Past is a waste paper. Present is a newspaper and future is a question paper.

18. WHEN bad things happen in your life you have three choices. You can either let it define you, let it destroy you or you can let it strengthen you.

19. EMPTY pockets teach you a million things in life but full pockets spoil you in a million ways.

20. OUR EYES are in the front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back.

21. WE USED a pencil when we were small but now we use pens...do you know why? Because mistakes in childhood can be erased but not now.

22-Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than sending it to your mum and you realize witchcraft is real

23-You need at least 1 witness to prove a murder case & a minimum of 2 witnesses to register a marriage, It clarifies which one is more dangerous.

24-A woman with only a beautiful face is only good for a night, but a woman with a beautiful heart is good for a lifetime. Ladies mind the way you handle and present yourself out there because it speaks so much about who you are. If you treat yourself cheaply, you will attract many useless, fake and irresponsible people (men) around you and if you treat yourself with dignity, you will attract a few sensible and serious people around you.

25-Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that will wipe your buttocks today can be the part that will wipe your face tomorrow.

26-The way relationships dont last these days. It's even safe to celebrate a one week anniversary.

27-Only a black man will have unprotected sex with a girl he just met at the Club,then get in his car and put on a safety belt like he didn't try to kill himself a minute ago!

28-An expensive weave can never reduce the effect of cheap brains....

29-MARY was a virgin and she married a carpenter (JOSEPH). YOU are not a virgin and you are waiting for a billionaire to marry you.

30-Some girls are funny, they will tell guy that “It’s over between us “When the guy says Okay, she will be like “Just Like That?” What were you expecting? Closing Ceremony??

31-Dear ladies, The silence you keep when you find money in your husband's pockets during laundry,kindly do the same when you find condoms.

32-The festive season is upon us, accidents take seconds to happen but suffering lasts a life time. Helmets and Condoms should be worn on appropriate heads during the respective rides, especially on vehicles that don't belong to you.

33-Church sisters be refusing Church brothers saying "No you are my brother" For your own info: Even your mother and father are brother and sister in Christ.

34-Someone who unplugs your phone charging at 3% to plug his at 97% is capable of killing you

35-Some Girls will be like: "I cannot cook, my mom didn't teach me” Well, my sister tell me who taught you dog style??

36-Remind your man that when he's busy looking for a new woman, you are also new to another man..

37-When nails grow old, we cut nails not fingers. Similarly when misunderstanding grows up, cut your ego not your relationship.

38-Every man wants to marry a decent lady. Question is who will marry the ones you spoil?

39-Don't focus on your wife's faults, they are the ones that prevented her from getting a better husband.

40-Girls are so clever...they can introduce 3 Boyfriends to each other at the same time without causing a fight...She will be like ; My love, meet my sweetheart and my one and only boo...and you will see the 3 idiots smiling at each other and say Hi boss what’s good.

41-Men can be heartless; they will use you, Use your body, Damage your reputation then marry a beautiful wife, Become born again & Use you as a testimony in church, That's when you know the devil lives Among us.

42-Married people with kids and careers find time to have affairs. Don't let a single person tell you they're too busy for you..

43-If a guy dumps or breaks your heart, take his phone and leave. Call his Mother and tell Her he is dead....you are actually calling from the accident scene..... then switch off that phone.You cannot be crying alone. She must also feel the pain for not raising him well.

44-A woman should NOT feed a man!! The last time it happened, we were all sent out of the Garden of Eden.

45-Help a girl when she is in trouble and she will surely remember you when she is in trouble again!

46-Your body heals. Your heart heals. The mind heals. Wounds heal. Your soul heals. Your happiness is always going to come back. Bad times don't last.

47-A woman that loves you will stick with you no matter how much a player you are. And that "woman" is your mother.

48-Ladies now feel shy to breast feed babies but feel no rumors to display their breast outside in the name of fashion just to attract men my sister breast was designed to feed hungry babies not for pageant parade

49-Apologize when you're wrong. Be silent when you're right. Ask if you're not sure. Admit it when you make a mistake. Forgive when you're wronged. You'll have wonderful marriage.

50-They say milk gives strength. I have drunk 4 cups of milk and i was not even able to move a wall. But when i drank 4 bottles of beer, i saw walls moving themselves. Hmm these scientists should stop
their lies! (Courtesy of Dr)
The Republican News

colossus91:
gunboats cant get to creeks bro am tellin u d fact!!

You're right.

I could remember when we use to go fishing those days...

A northern soldier will not find that area easy.

brainpulse:
Because it's not corruption as usual

Yeah, you're very correct, is now a new style of corruption not the usual type...

9 trillion already missing under Buhari the petroleum minister, and everywhere is silent about.

eezeribe:
Party that was established on lies and selfish interests would not only drift apart but crumble like a pack of cards...

You're right!

And We just lost 9 trillion Naira under this failed government.

xreal:
They look Arabian.

Our women are such a
, caring and wonderful cooks.


Congratulations to the couple.

We look Akwa Ibomite and our women are actually beautiful and wonderful.

Gracelilian:
When one's life is in Christ Jesus nothing like love spell.

Give your life and time to Christ

You're right!

KangaIye:
Everyone is trying to break away, we still believe in one Nigeria

Speak for yourself. don't generalize.

The Buhari led federal government is a complete failure.

Huee:
Definitely.

You're looking good! Which of the local government are you from?
i'm from Ikot Abasi, Edemeya.