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Education / Re: Ui Yet To Release Sch Fees3 by akpana(f): 2:15pm On Aug 31, 2007
I dont tnink we new students are paying anything from 15-19,i summedup mine excluding 15-19 & 24 to be 2,765 & i think from 20-23 will be paid in cash.mehn! thank God the fee is out,but its going to be so so stressful.when you open the portal page,click on downloads to print your medical forms.GOOD LUCK GUYS! cool cool cool
Education / Re: Ui Yet To Release Sch Fees3 by akpana(f): 5:22pm On Aug 27, 2007
ishow2005:

Hello all.
just write to inform u that as at today no official sch fees but then just relax because am very sure that they wil release it latest on 3rd of sep and just on saturday,i saw the unofficial one and i was able to know that i as a returning student that wil not take any Ges courses wil have to pay 19k plus as sch fees only and the new student wil pay sometin from 25k to 27k dependin on your faculty.i would have photocopy and give u all the unofficial one but for some reason i wil not but be rest assure that i wil let u know immediately it is out.And u can just send your nos to me @08082087131.

When to resume?
i think it depends on u but then 3rd is a good day to resume.And as we all wait for 3rd of sep i wish all good luck and oh let i forget by 3rd of sep i will be out of ibadan for the next 2mths because i wil be posted to Ilesha and ile ogbo for my pytp God willin but before then i will try and write a general overview of what the whole registration process wil look like to u all.And in all u do plz put God first and be your self.

You know what make me to feel sad as i write is the fact that i wil not be around to assist u all wit your registration but then God is your strength take care for now.
if they will release it 3rd then hw are we goin to pay since we will resume that day,so during that first week,does that mean we have to look for somewhere to stay till the reg. is over, bt one can as well bring all his/her things and keep them till halls are allocated.pls let us know wat the whole process will look like,in case the fee is not out till 3rd shld we take the fees along when resuming,pls lets know the whole story.thanks a lot
Education / Re: Ui Yet To Release Sch Fees3 by akpana(f): 9:04am On Aug 27, 2007
emeksodei:

Hannah,how wuz your weekned,i cald your office this morning and i was told u weren't at your desk, Any news on You.I school fees?
,you can call me now,i am tired already,wats the issue with this fee schedule,i am fed up.
Jokes Etc / Olympic Condoms by akpana(f): 2:16pm On Aug 24, 2007
Husband: I bought Olympic condoms today and I think I will use the Golden one tonight.
Wife: Oh no, why not rather the silver one, so that you can come second for a change.

Husband had two photos taken, for his Elderly mother a photo from the navel up and for his wife a photo from the navel down. However he accidentally mixed the photos up when placing them in the envelopes and he send the photo ‘navel down’ to Mommy. She replied: ”Thank you for the photo my son, but Mom suggests you change your hair style as it makes your nose look very short.“

Wife stands infront of her mirror and said to her husband: ”I am fat, old and no longer pretty. I am wrinkled and my breasts hang, Give me a compliment“ when he replied:
“Your eyesight is still excellent though!“
Jokes Etc / Re: Jumper! by akpana(f): 1:23pm On Aug 24, 2007
Migines:

*comes with chains nd binders in hands. Walks slowly towards macgreat*
Easy, i'm here to help u.
*brings out Agege bread nd throws at macgreat*
(macgreat jumps to catch it nd gets busy)
*walks slowly behind macgreat when he is not looking nd den quickly binds him, macgreat struggles*
take it easy, now u'll get all d help u need.
*bundles macgreat in a truck wit 6 oda mad people nd drives off to yaba left i.e d phytriatic home*
luk u re home prodigal son!
*macgreat says: home sweet home, its good to b bak*
!!!THE END!!!
migines you are wonderful,this is too funny,macgreat is just an idiot. RFLMAO
Education / Re: Ui Yet To Release Sch Fees3 by akpana(f): 9:34am On Aug 24, 2007
tuminini do you have a land phone you can try this no,its my office no,2645931-4 my extention is 133,you are online,how far
Education / Re: Ui Yet To Release Sch Fees3 by akpana(f): 9:28am On Aug 24, 2007
ishow thanks a lot,are u sure we are still resuming on the 3rd? cause 3rd is just next Monday,just keep us posted,tumininu hi, i tried calling yesterday but it wasn`t responding,i will try today.i will like to know when it is best to resume to school since i stay in Lagos,the very 3rd,before that very day, or if its okay after 3rd,cause i have not started preparing,anyone who has an idea should let me know when he/she feels is best to resume.UI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ABEG RELEASE YOUR FEE SCHEDULE, JUST NAME YOUR PRICE WE WILL PAY EVEN IF MONEY NO DEY GOD WILL PROVIDE, JUST NAME IT. angry angry angry angry
Education / Re: Ui Yet To Release Sch Fees3 by akpana(f): 8:52am On Aug 23, 2007
what is their problem,if th fee is out then what the hell are the keeping it for,i even think their site is experiencin difficulties ,watever they shld let it out, are we stil resuming on the 3rd?.tumininu thanks jare i will call u later.
Jokes Etc / Re: White Yoghurt by akpana(f): 1:25pm On Aug 21, 2007
delm!those children are now Hiv +ve.I know wu owns d "Blom blom"
@ 2muchbar mehn why are you so wicked angry angry sad sad you know you are hiv positive then why did you have to dispose your BLOM BLOM like that, for those poor naive children to pick ehn! who were u really setting the hiv trap for that it now unluckily fell on those poor chiidren cry cry cry cry cry cry cry i cant just stop crying, WICKED BOY!!!!!!!!!!!! grin grin wink wink wink wink
Education / Re: Ui Yet To Release Sch Fees3 by akpana(f): 9:28am On Aug 21, 2007
ishow this is getting really serious oh,if by this time the fee schedule isn`t out,then how on earth can we resume on the 3rd of sept. if things go this way then there might just be a change in the resumption date or has it been changed yet.

tumininu did you eventually go to ui yesterday,how was ur trip? cool i guess.nawa oh this fee schedule issue is now geeting annoying i dont think we can resume onthe 3rd anymore,or is it next monday it will come out? a week to resumption? how possible? ishow & tumininu just keep meposted of any development.even when i tried to open their admission column on their site i just didnt understand the rubbish that came up,i even saw one post on this education forum by milk2 that said something like ui said we shld buy another acess code to check fees,how possible is that?watever am just fed up.take care
Jokes Etc / Re: Don't Click by akpana(f): 12:55pm On Aug 20, 2007
seun why did you have to put your own picture there ehn!.its not fair so u made the new sony technology work for only you abi,cause when everybody tried it out only your own picture kept coming up,you dont have to be greedy with this oh! how can u just put your picture permanently there.i dey vex oh! angry angry .nairalanders just click on seun`s profile, then you will see that its his picture,its even the same one he put there that he also put on this thread
Education / Re: What Does You.i Mean By We Should Buy Another Access Code To Check Our Schl Fees by akpana(f): 1:27pm On Aug 17, 2007
milk2 only God knows where u got ur own info from,cause i checked their site and saw nothin like that there,can u copy and paste the info here.tumininu how far
Education / Re: Ui Yet To Release School Fee For The Comin Sess by akpana(f): 9:51am On Aug 16, 2007
ishow thanks a lot we are really greatful.tumininu i think you should go to ui on monday,being the first day of the week it will be better& if your parents still insist then go just keep us posted incase of any news sha, but this ui self their ceremony is just toomuch,i wish u the best,sorry i didn`t call as promised,i `llmake sure i call you today takecare.
Education / Re: Ui Yet To Release School Fee For The Comin Sess by akpana(f): 10:31am On Aug 15, 2007
tumininu i`ll call you later in the day,thanks,i`ll fix my phone before this week runs out and i ll let u know as soon as i do that,are we still resuming on the 3rd or has it changed cos if by now the fee schedule is not out theni wonder how we can resume[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]
Education / Re: Ui Yet To Release School Fee For The Comin Sess by akpana(f): 11:54am On Aug 14, 2007
tumininu wats up you are online,nawa o! this fee schedule issue is now getting very annoying,wat of people that don`t have the money & need time to raise the money. why are they taking so long to release my phone no. is 08085836963 my phone is faulty,so send me yours so i will call you take care.
Education / Re: Ui Girls And Unilag Girls Who Fine Pass by akpana(f): 9:05am On Aug 13, 2007
tumininu u are online,wats up, hope you are preparing hard for resumption.enough wears and stuffs i was advised by an uncle to go to idia,he said people have the perception that girls in that hall are bad girls.but all that one na story i must be in queens,concerning the issue of ui & unilag i agree with your view.
Jokes Etc / Re: Sharap by akpana(f): 2:31pm On Aug 10, 2007
lexyhearts you really have a problem,better start begging people to help you raise funds so that you can be taken for treatment,somewhere maybe egypt.you just keep insulting everybody even when they try to advice you to improve on your spoken english & stop cracking useless jokes.after the insults they rained on you in your stupid ''MAMA NKECHI''joke you have still not learnt your lesson.MUGU!! tongue angry sad tongue cry grin angry lipsrsealed
Jokes Etc / Re: Jumper! by akpana(f): 1:17pm On Aug 09, 2007
macgreat u don craze finish,better start begging people to help you raise funds so you can travel abroad for treatment cause dem no fit solve your problem for naija.BIG MUMU! shocked shocked shocked shocked
Education / Re: Ui Has Release The 2007/2008 Academic School Calendar But----- by akpana(f): 12:05pm On Aug 09, 2007
thanks ishow for all the info. tumininu i think i will prefer you call me hannah for easy identification in ui,well about the fees,let them come out withit first i dont think the increase will be so much.watever we go pay.wish you thebest & i have been having problems logging unto their site & i dont know wat the prob. is,& this hall issue is really disturbing me cos i want queens hall.ishow & tumininu thanks a lot take care
Education / Re: Ui Yet To Release School Fee For The Comin Sess by akpana(f): 4:56pm On Aug 07, 2007
ishow thanks alot but i really must do the best i can to be in queens,or tumininu what do you think we must work am. i cantimagine myself being in awo gush!ishow watsyour full name i for like jam you for ui.tumininu & ishow pls keep me posted, & that fee schedule why the delay? ui nawa we wen write jamb since last year na dis year we go resume. their own thing dey always different.catch you guys!!! cool cool cool cool grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Education / Re: Ui Yet To Release School Fee For The Comin Sess by akpana(f): 4:41pm On Aug 06, 2007
tumininu getting accomadation even in the worst hall of all like awo, you have to work it since hall space is limited.i heard that to get space in queens you gats work extra & you really have to be a fine girl because they have one student that heads the hall & if you no fine just forget it. did you come for the interactive session of jan. 16 not the supplementary if you came then i suppose know you.do you remember jennifer, busola then one girl we were calling kate henshaw because she looks like her no worry we go jam for ui my full name is hannah ushie whats yours.wish you the best in your hunt for queens hall,& thisw fee schedule is taking too long.work am well because every girl`s eyes is on queens hall
Education / Re: Ui Yet To Release School Fee For The Comin Sess by akpana(f): 4:30pm On Aug 06, 2007
tumininu getting accomadation even in the worst hall of all like awo, you have to work it since hall space is limited.i heard that to get space in queens you gats work extra & you really have to be a fine girl cos they have one student that heads the hall & if you no fine just forget it. did you come for the interactive session of jan. 16 not the supplementary if you came then i suppose know you.do you remember jennifer, busola then one girl we were calling kate henshaw cos she looks like her cheesy cheesy no worry we go jam for ui my full name is hannah ushie whats yours.wish you the best in your hunt for queens hall,& thisw fee schedule is taking too long.work am well cos every girl`s eyes is on queens hall
Education / Re: Ui Yet To Release School Fee For The Comin Sess by akpana(f): 12:36pm On Aug 06, 2007
i also got admission to study CLA,tumininu my first name is hannah i will like to meet you in school i am also expecting the fee schedule.and iam targeting queens hall
Politics / Re: Lagos Girls Versus Governor Fashola by akpana(f): 9:21am On Aug 06, 2007
are we now introducing sharia law in lagos. instead of looking about for ladies with skimpy dresses why dont convert that time to looking for armedrobbers that have been killing people including police men.its not the responsibility of govt.to enforce this kind of thing people shouldn`t be forced to be moral.maybe Gov. fashola doesn`t have anything on his agenda for lagos he should better look for something better to use time&money for.this is rubbish,abstract nonesense.
Fashion / Re: Mix And Match With Makeup by akpana(f): 12:30pm On Aug 01, 2007
for the eyes, you could usethe eye shadow just above the upper eye lid, or from below the well lined brow to above the upper eye lid, then use kajal to line the upper eye lid to give it that sexy look it will also help your eyes look wider than the original.the mascara just apply little bylittle to make them look fuller you could apply little powder on them b4 th mascara,thats enough for the eyes.sice you would have aloud makeup on your eyes after thes there is no need for a loud lip make up, light pink lip gloss or lipstick would do or even light red depending onthe one that matches more with your skin or any other light colour,no lip liner included at all.if you want to make your lip make up loud then your eye make up shoul not be loud at all and vice versa.
Fashion / Whats With Pencil Jeans, Leggings, Long Tops, & Todays Girls. by akpana(f): 11:45am On Aug 01, 2007
i have noticed that a lot of girls are into this pencil jean & long tops or leggings & long tops,i think they look really cute on people it fit cause i have seen some others who look like masquerades in them especially when they arew too fat.give your opinion about these clothings.
Music/Radio / Re: Which Song Are You Addicted To Right Now? by akpana(f): 10:45am On Jul 27, 2007
bartender-t-pain ft. akon
buy u a drink-t-pain ft.young joc
i`m a flirt-r-kelly ft. t.i & t-pain
shorty like mine-bow wow & chris brown
umbrella-rihanna
get me bodied-beyonce
Fashion / Wearig Make-up, Very Neccesary Or Not Neccesary,or Neccesary To An Extent by akpana(f): 10:23am On Jul 27, 2007
do you think wearing make-up is one very neccesary thing a lady must do to make her dressing complete.give me your views.
Politics / Re: 'All Nigerians Are Corrupt', Says Oprah Winfrey by akpana(f): 4:19pm On Jul 26, 2007
maki wat does abonnema mean am a a girl not a guy
Politics / Re: 'All Nigerians Are Corrupt', Says Oprah Winfrey by akpana(f): 3:57pm On Jul 26, 2007
i am so ashamed of oprah why should she speak like one with no brains.every where in the world is corrupt to an extent.even if you say nigerians are corrupt not every body.MILITIA,where are your brains, or do you have them atall,all nigerians can`t be cdorrupt, silly.cause you now stay in the u.s you have become very silly & unreasonable.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Girls Are Not Romantic: Why? by akpana(f): 12:40pm On Jul 26, 2007
mehn! that`s a big lie.nigerian girls are damn romantic.you have not been dating original nigerian girls.soooooooooooooooooooo go look for one andstop posting what is not

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