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 Education › Re: Lagos To Introduce Chinese In Public Schools by Aksally(m): 12:41pm On Sep 11, 2012 |
We never finish English Language curriculum since 1914 them wan add another hard language. I can imagine students convulsing with laughter during a Chinese class lesson. My name is Xin Zu Hen. Pls the last one is not chicken. |
| Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Davido Eating Akpu? by Aksally(m): 10:09pm On Sep 06, 2012 |
HDTATPOG |
| Food › Re: Bakers Apologise For Increasing Price Of Bread by Aksally(m): 3:20pm On Sep 05, 2012 |
Do you know the meaning of the name of our former President ShaGarri. Please any Hausa speaking fellow in the house? Sha Garri. |
| Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Think Of Nairaland's Garri Peeps? by Aksally(m): 12:57pm On Sep 05, 2012 |
[quote author=PortHarcourtBoy]Omo, when I was in secondary school, we read about "Elements, Compounds and Mixtures" in Osei Yaw Ababio's Chemistry text... I became challenged to become an Inventor... I wore my labcoat (apron), went into the Lab (Kitchen), picked up my Batch Reactor (cooking pot) and introduced the feed... 2Moles of Water and 1Mole of Garri Stirred non-stop in the clockwise direction for 5mins Lo and behold, my product was 3Moles of Garrium Hydroxide[b] Am I not 3 much  [/quote I don't see your name on the list of Patent owners. I still love your invention though. |
| Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Think Of Nairaland's Garri Peeps? by Aksally(m): 12:51pm On Sep 05, 2012 |
PortHarcourtBoy: Omo, when I was in secondary school, we read about "Elements, Compounds and Mixtures" in Osei Yaw Ababio's Chemistry text... |
| Nairaland General › Re: What Do You Think Of Nairaland's Garri Peeps? by Aksally(m): 12:42pm On Sep 05, 2012 |
I believe it was tread like 'Picture of Okorocha eating corn', 'Picture of Tonto Dike smoking or in Sec Sch uniform' or 'Timaya eating platain'and their likes that generated the axiom 'How does it affected the price of Garri?'. Because these above mentioned treads are not worth dabating so instead of folks typing WTF, they go HDIATPOG. |
| Islam › Re: Pakistani Islamic Cleric Arrested For Framing Christian Girl For Blasphemy by Aksally(m): 2:10pm On Sep 04, 2012 |
Na wao. After we don dey united this morning during Falconet match we come dey use Bible and Koran 'Disunite' ourselves. Value for human lives and patriotism is the only cure for our contagious hatred for each other. One love everybody. Pls note: Garri comes from the christian south and kulikuli with groundnut from muslim north. Food (garri) for thought. 1 Like |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 2nd September 2012 by Aksally(m): 3:20pm On Sep 02, 2012 |
I beg make Ramsi no score oo. We no wan hear say anoda leader or celebreti don kpeme |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Atletico Madrid : (1 - 4) UEFA Super Cup On 31st August by Aksally(m): 9:15pm On Aug 31, 2012 |
Abeg make we discuss how this match go take affect transfer/g**** market by 11pm tonight. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Atletico Madrid : (1 - 4) UEFA Super Cup On 31st August by Aksally(m): 9:09pm On Aug 31, 2012 |
Eyaaaa. Allah ki yaye. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Atletico Madrid : (1 - 4) UEFA Super Cup On 31st August by Aksally(m): 9:03pm On Aug 31, 2012 |
Somebody predicted 4:2 in favour of Chelsea. Can you rephrase please? Is this what TB Joshua predicted? |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: 2012/2013 Champions League Draw by Aksally(m): 5:42pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
alaoeri: Real Madrid vs Man City can't wait.On that day the price of garri will be something else #just saying# 3 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: MFM Fires 50 Pastors For Stealing Church Money by Aksally(m): 3:44pm On Aug 22, 2012 |
Billyonaire: 50 more churches to break-away from MFM.Can u list the names of the 50 churches to breakway. CAC here comes more revenue the FG. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: MFM Fires 50 Pastors For Stealing Church Money by Aksally(m): 3:40pm On Aug 22, 2012 |
begwong: Dr. Jeremiah Ajibola, who is the Assistant Regional Overseer (ARO) of the CAASO Regional Headquarters was said to have been queried from the headquarters over the decline in revenueI thought I was the only one who noticed those three words |
| Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil: U-20 Women's World Cup (1 - 1) On Wednesday August 22 by Aksally(m): 8:36am On Aug 22, 2012 |
Five woman wall. Goalkeeper. |
| Celebrities › Re: Will You Join Illuminati If You Were Offered $15 Million by Aksally(m): 1:13pm On Aug 14, 2012 |
Most people on this tread have all their thought streamlined towards Hell as the reward for being Illuminated. Laugh. Their members invented elctricity, computers, train etc and discover gravity etc. Black men invented ritual killing, witch killing, underdeveloped their land, sold their brothers to slavery and other worst attrocities. Will their go to Heaven? |
| Celebrities › Re: Will You Join Illuminati If You Were Offered $15 Million by Aksally(m): 12:54pm On Aug 14, 2012 |
Wetin u dey tink b4 u open dis tread? A typical Nigerian who believe everything is money and money is everything. Is heart breaking every youth in this country is discussing Illuminati. NOTE: ILLUMINATI seeks world dominance by identifying KIDS/YOUNG MINDS who have leadership potential and command cult followership. You don't JOIN, you are RECRUITED. They go to the apple tree and plug the good one. Enuf said. |
| Science/Technology › Re: Picture Of Africa From Space: By ESA Satellite by Aksally(m): 5:52pm On Aug 10, 2012 |
Okija_juju: Football field (light green)Laugh want make me run pass Usaain Bolt. I beg which side of the blue sea I fit see point and kill? |
| Celebrities › Re: Snoop Dogg Is Now Snoop Lion, Says He Is Bob Marley Reincarnated by Aksally(m): 1:46pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
Watch out when next Jack Wishere scores a goal he may likely be the next celebrating to ........ Then PTBJ will remind that he told about us about a Jogodo master in the US but nobody believed. Iye meh iye meh o mama i say me i want to jogodo, diriridadadada.... Abeg make una complete am. |
| Education › Re: What Can You Remember In Your Primary Comprehension Reader? by Aksally(m): 6:12pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
Isaactop9:Agbo Malaika primary four. For me that was 1984. Men I don aged o. |
| Education › Re: Do you Remember Or Used This? by Aksally(m): 9:28am On Jul 06, 2012 |
Mine primary was in the 80s. I remember pri 4 Agbo Malaika nightmare. That was when u read your 'reader' without looking at it. Agbo Malaika lives in the town of lagoon which is not far from Lagos....... Pls complete it for me. |
| Celebrities › Re: Beyonce Leaving Jayz For Dbanj by Aksally(m): 12:51pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
Jyde89: guy na transforma you 1 hug so o,if u no no mek u no now,jay z na ordinary member 4 illuminati,obama na elder ,ur babalawo still de use middleman,na 1on1 obama de chat with devil o.assume say u get 'touch and follow' who dey ur mind to touch? |
| Celebrities › Re: Beyonce Leaving Jayz For Dbanj by Aksally(m): 11:53am On Jul 04, 2012 |
Who be the Babalawo wey do 'touch and follow' for am. I nid the guy phone no. Make I try am for Obama wife. |
| Politics › Re: Oba Of Benin To GEJ: Oshiomhole Is Benin's Candidate by Aksally(m): 8:11am On Jul 01, 2012 |
I can't help myself from geting angry when some idiots come to this tread to spue nonesence when an important man made a comment that will be of good benefit to his people. In the north important men equally made comments about making a land ungovernable if thier anointed candidate loses an election. Nobody gives a fart when an outcast 'over do' 'the pure'. |
| Sports › (pictures) Man Utd 1-2 Chelsea Mini League In Tungan Maje Gwagwalada Road Abuja. by Aksally(op): 12:17am On Jul 01, 2012 |
A pre season mini league has kicked off today officially in Tungan Maje along Zuba Gwagwalada road in Abuja. The first match between Manchester United fans vs Chelsea fans ended in favour of Chelsea fans 2-1. Chelsea got the first goal in the second half after the first ended in a stalemate. Man utd leveled with a penalty before Chelsea score the winner with a controversial penalty. On Monday Barcelona fans tackles Arsenal fans. Will keep you posted with pictures.
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| Christianity Etc › Re: Picture Of Goodluck Jonathan On His Knees Praying For Nigeria by Aksally(m): 10:31am On Jun 28, 2012 |
what is the big deal? When muslim presidents squat on the mat and pray in thier mosques we don't get analysis and dissections. Just pray your own pray to be the president of your town union and come back to tell us if is it easy. |
| Crime › Re: Man Sentenced To Death For Stealing N1,705 & N400 Milk by Aksally(m): 11:30am On Jun 22, 2012 |
Are we not guilty of these kind of acts? What about the videos of girls been stripped naked because they stole handbags and phones and post on online? Why can't we stripped Bankole, Lawan, Otedola, Ibru and the rests naked inside the court premises in a 'we no go gree oo, we no go gree ooo' commando style as they step out of the court room? |
| Sports › Re: Can Nigeria Raise A Team Like Barcelona Or Chelsea? by Aksally(m): 5:01pm On Jun 21, 2012 |
The Glass House runs football in this country like Abrahamovic; hiring and firing. The coach does not like the players but NFF/Abrahamovic brings them in anyway. No room for development and losing rather established players and wining even by a goal margin is the only phylosophy. There was this story about the former governor of old Imo state Mbakwe, while sending the state handball forth for a champioship told them 'I don't want to hear you played well but lost the game but you nothing at all but here is the Trophy. Lol. |
| Christianity Etc › Can Somebody Tell Me The Meaning Of The Name Of This Church? by Aksally(op): 9:43am On Jun 09, 2012 |
I was passing and this signpost was there looking at me and I got confuse. Holy House Cooking church?
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| Family › Re: As A Mother Can You Tell Your Daugther The Story Of How You Were Disvirgined by Aksally(op): 10:58pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
ronkebp: Yes ke!!!! i can.Thanks seems this tread got a whole lot of people quite. |
| Politics › Re: Senate Approves UNILAG Renaming by Aksally(m): 5:05pm On Jun 07, 2012 |
B-R-E-A-K-I-N-G N-E-W-S A proposal was tabled before FEC meeting yesterday to delibrate about renaming University of Ibadan after Alao Akala University (ALAKUI) and University of Maiduguri after Aliyu Yusuf (Boko founder) AYUM. A subsequent bill will be sent to the NASS for quick passage in order to avoid any likely protest that action will generate |
