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Politics / Re: FG Unveils Comprehensive Strategy For Economic Growth, Citizens’ Welfare by Aksally(m): 8:17am On Aug 07
Just big grammar. Nothing else

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Politics / Re: Gunfire as Secret Service Rushes Trump Off Stage After He Falls At Rally by Aksally(m): 11:42pm On Jul 13
He was shot at, Bro.
Like every other part of the world , this can't happen without the highest clearance. If you know, you know

Business / Re: Atedo Peterside Leaves Stanbic-IBTC After 35 Years by Aksally(m): 6:01pm On Jun 10
Wotowotoman:


Please how old are you? Do you think the guys carrying bald head up and down are doing it to be fashionable or because all their hair don chop patapata

No Bro, they are hiding their grey hair
Business / Re: Atedo Peterside Leaves Stanbic-IBTC After 35 Years by Aksally(m): 3:19pm On Jun 10
That was when men were keeping hairs on their head and clean moustache, not bald and hairy face. And ladies were all suit up, not the sleeveless and bum fitting fabrics we see today.

Anyway, your watch has ended and we will never see your kind again. Enjoy your retirement.

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Politics / Re: President Tinubu Appoints Head Of Civil Service ,perm Secs For FCT by Aksally(m): 11:02am On Mar 13
So the North got less than 1% of what used to be their conquered 'table'

I am waiting for their complaint

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Crime / Re: Herdsmen Attack Adijah In Ugbokpo, Apa LGA, Benue State, Residents Flee [VIDEO] by Aksally(m): 2:01pm On Feb 16
benuejosh:
The problem with the Zone C part of Benue State has always come from the neighbouring states of Ebonyi and Enugu which i think is always about land tussle.

The high level of insecurity from the South East can easily tell where the attacks gained entrance from. If the killers infiltrated the land to kill them it must be from the Eastern part of the Country.

Zone C part of Benue has suffered this for way too long now.

The governors of Benue, Ebonyi and Enugu must sit down to end this nonsense.

Modified:

Just to add for those who are sentimental and will always want people to support their hate for other tribes which i CAN'T be part of.

1) which security agency has come out to say it is the Fulani that killed those people? Idomavoice is just a blog that get its news from stories from Facebook where anyone can post lies.

2) when they say 'herdsmen', can you define the word herdsman from the dictionary?

3) From the number 2 above, does the dictionary definition include Fulani?

4) which tribe doesn't have herdsmen? To a layman, A herdsman is someone who moces around or takes care of flocks/animals/cattles.

5) A herdsman MUST NOT be Fulani.

6) Benue is surrounded by Kogi, Nassarawa, Ebonyi, Enugu, Cross-River, Taraba and Cameroon. If the Zone C (i make emphasis on Zone C without been particular with any local government) which shares borders with Enugu and Ebonyi is constantly being attack and they say it is Fulani herdsmen, then where did they get entrance into the Zone?

7) The South East must sit tight and sit up, the governors of ENUGU, EBONYI, Kogi, Nassarawa and BENUE must team up to end this nonsense.

Oga, you don't have geographical knowledge of a landscape keep quiet. The part of benue affected is close to Oweto bridge which separates Nasarawa and Benue.

Little thing youvallbrush to the Internet and form all knowing like CNN and ther fake analysts

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Politics / Re: Wike: I Was Offered A Lot To Work Against Tinubu by Aksally(m): 8:42am On Jan 07
In Tyrion Lannister s voice, "fools, they don't know you have already been bought"

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Education / Re: NUC Busts 58 Illegal Universities In Nigeria, Arrests Proprietors (names) by Aksally(m): 11:49am On Jan 04
Why do Nigeria Public Agencies are full of these type of phantom reaction.

They just discovered they are fake today. And they are taking them into custody.

What do they even teach them in Kuru. Fake Policy, Impotent Strategy.

Remember 1999 when students were brutally killed at Uni Ife. Every University VC started organizing cult renouncing events where it was recorded that 100s came out for repentance.

What about NDLEA, EFCC, NAFDAC etc. Once a new Chairman is appointed, they start simultaneous arrests around all the state commands just to to create phantom effects.

What about police PROs releasing the same press statement only to change the names of the location, victims, suspects and DPOs and time.
Statement like around so so hour, ......intelligent gathering, ........DPO mobilsed,..... suspects escaped with gunshots injuries, ...... investigation has been launched.

I will not talk about CBN and their rogue policies.

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Politics / Re: Gift Worlu Resigns As Rivers State Commissioner For Housing by Aksally(m): 7:38am On Dec 16, 2023
JagabanB:

I thought u said it was Wike who made Tinubu the president, u are turning the table now?
Some of u dón't know what to argue but keeping quiet is difficult.
Are we talking about Wike being a minister or we are talking about Wike making Tinubu the president?
I am not someone u engage without a point, I will always point to the reason why are having that discussion, I don't do beer parlor argument where people talk and talk and talk without making any point.

My brother calm down. This is my first comment in over how many years. Go back and check the comment I replied.
Politics / Re: Gift Worlu Resigns As Rivers State Commissioner For Housing by Aksally(m): 8:44am On Dec 15, 2023
JagabanB:

Remove Rivers votes from APC and Tinubu will still win hands down.
Doñ't be emotional.

Remove APC votes from Rivers, Wike will not be minister and he will be out of government

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Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: When You Have A Phd In Plumbing by Aksally(m): 11:48pm On May 04, 2016
Vivipop:
gringrin grin Chei! Nairaland no go kill me o grin grin grin



Pls can we share email addresses?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Check if you are Shortlisted On Immigration Recruitment by Aksally(m): 1:45pm On Apr 03, 2015
Salifu Samson 518267
Religion / Re: Rich Churches, Poor Members by Aksally(m): 11:00am On Mar 22, 2015
They only help in reducing the rate of sucuide in the frustrating community through the preaching of hope. My kobo daya.
Religion / Re: How Were People Solving Their Spiritual Issues When There Was No Christianity by Aksally(m): 1:43am On Jan 21, 2015
The only problems Africans have is inferiority and blaming the next blackman. Pathetic enough Africans don't solve problems but always complain about them.

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Sports / Re: 2013 Glo-CAF Awards by Aksally(m): 10:41pm On Jan 09, 2014
Where are the Glo comedians?
Satellite TV Technology / QTV Plus With One Month Subscription For Sale In Abuja. by Aksally(m): 2:06pm On Jan 03, 2014
I bought a new QTV plus decorder on 31st of Dec 2013 and it has one month subs o it.

The reason I want to sell is because there is no signal for it in my area Zuba. Signal is for areas like Nyanya, Mararaba, Asokoro, Garki and some part of the of the city.

Channels include

Aljazeera sports for EPL, UEFA
CNN
MBC 2,4,MAX, ACTION

In total 50 channels
I bought N13,900 but will sell N13,000.
Subscription is N3,500 monthly

Contact Sam 08065700150
Religion / Re: 2014 Prophecy By W.f. Kumuyi Of Deeper Life by Aksally(m): 9:16am On Jan 02, 2014
Rhemar: do u mean anything a pastor says on Jan 1 is a prophecy? 'cos what I read is prayers nd admonitions

Exactly my thought.
Religion / Re: The 2013 Testimonies Thread ! God Is Good. by Aksally(m): 11:20am On Jan 01, 2014
God goodness. Move to a 3bedroom with a plot of land to spare without a paid employment for 5 yrs. just casual jobs and a teacher's salary from my wife.

Strenght and inteligence are weight, but the Grace Of God is lighter. Peace.
Romance / Re: List Things That Are Better Than Sex by Aksally(m): 11:22pm On Dec 29, 2013
pro01: Sex is the most overrated activity in the history of mankind, trust me. After you ejàculate in a bitch, you become fed up with her as much as you are fed up with even the sweetest delicacy when your stomach is filled to the brim. What else? There are 1001 things that are more enjoyable, in relative terms.

I think the most enjoyable thing in the world, for most people, is making money. That's why almost EVERYTHING in life is directed at this one super-crucial activity. The entire gamut of education, career, business, occupation, accomplishment, status, crime, etc. . . .it is all ultimately about making money.. Nothing beats the feeling of making money and having money. Sex is merely one of its numerous fun 'by-products'. There is nothing particularly special about sex. 90% of the entire bleeping mankind would permanently give up sex if that is the only condition for acquiring enough money to last them a life-time.


The best post. Thumb up.

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Phones / Re: I Love Nairaland, I Wish It Had A Mobile App. by Aksally(m): 11:04pm On Dec 28, 2013
Check playstore is there. Type NL in the search engine.
Politics / Re: President Goodluck Jonathan's Reply To Obasanjo's Letter by Aksally(m): 8:09am On Dec 23, 2013
But can someone explain to me the death of
Murtala Mohammed? It seems like there's
something we don't know about.


It is called the 'The Presidential Book Of Secrets'. Even a 5 yr old President will know this.
Jokes Etc / Top 4 Funny Cliche On Nairaland In 2013 by Aksally(m): 9:42pm On Dec 17, 2013
Based on threads created, frequent usage by posters and the comical effects ( pls don't ask me of data) are my top 4 funny lines in 2013


1. How does this affect the price of garri in the market.

2. My Oga at top.

3. End time things

4. Go and die

Though Tonto Dike got a spot, I don't know where to fix her.

Go ahead add or remove

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Religion / Re: Pastor Hacks Wife For Failing To Attend Church by Aksally(m): 5:24pm On Dec 16, 2013
He will soon be charged to court
for false information and wounding.”


Guilty as charged
Sports / Re: Pictures From The Final Of Copa Lagos Beach Soccer 2013 by Aksally(m): 3:56pm On Dec 16, 2013
crusufixo:
Wondering why they could not use nigerian ladies............


Make una abuse them.

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Religion / Re: All Facts About Linda Testimonies Of Hell by Aksally(m): 3:33pm On Dec 16, 2013
We are busy naming churches in Nigeria. It means those in Oyibo's countries are not Heaven bound? I need an explanation.
Nairaland / General / Re: The Execution Of 'Doctor Oyenusi' A Notorious Robber by Aksally(m): 12:10am On Dec 13, 2013
I beg this Dr resemble Ruggedman o
Phones / Re: Glo New Data Plans For Mobile Phones And Tablets by Aksally(m): 5:26pm On Dec 12, 2013
Not Interested

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Phones / Re: Airtel Bb Plan On Android by Aksally(m): 4:23pm On Nov 03, 2013
Vic-jay:
pls someone should help
I have the same problem


do not deactivate load and wait for autorenew.

been enjoying 240mb+15mb for 2months
Nairaland / General / Re: How Often Do You Look At Yourself In The Mirror In A Day? by Aksally(m): 1:36pm On Oct 26, 2013
once in a week in the barber's shop

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