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freecocoa: Their father.

Come on clear road, them dey madt?

Who be man U?

Tahhhhhhh sharrapppp.

Its a GOALLLLL.

*tears shirt and pulls bra*

I use God beg u stream am live for me even if na with credit card I no mind.

The best to me classical ones like
Rituals
Silent Night
The Gardner

and there was this film by Liz Benson, Zack Orji and a lecturer actor from lagos then; forgoten thw title

Then there was nothing like part 2.

okpara ugo: Wetin corper get wey thief(armed robber) waan steal? I actually passed through thesame camp 9years ago. It is a hunger area.

Ekiti kete people will not cease amazing me. Since i was born, now that am old, i have never seen a backward place like Ekiti state.

And they tell us everyday that every family has at least 3 profs. Profs wey no dey creative.

[quote author=MEILYN]Guy your 81gb how come?

clue: Really!!! I didn't know tuface could impreg. all and sundry. Pls are they also nigerians, cos their names sound foreign?

All is from Brazil Suldry is from Haiti

clue: Really!!! I didn't know tuface could impreg. all and sundry. Pls are they also nigerians, cos their names sound foreign?

All is from Brazil Suldry is from Haiti

Can somebody help me out? Here in ABJ campaign for elective post in the Area councils is boiling like craze. These candidates are on posters with names of parties that were buried last month. I have not seen any APC's candidate poster. Pls let us know if there is any.

Army Children School Lagos
L.G.E.A Primary School Iyale Kogi State
Sec Sch took 9 yrs and 4 schs
Iyale Community Sec Sch Iyale
Community Sec and Commercial School Ayangba
Achema Memorial Sec Sch Iga Okpay Benue State
Nichohilson Commercial Sec School Otukpo
Abdul Gusau Poly T/Mafara
Fed Poly Idah. Wheeew.

Should I add NYSC and where am presently choppin money?

I don enter her vehicle once, Wuse market to Amigo. Very business like. Then I told myself I don't have any excuse.

Guys make una no vex, Techno N3 dey work pass all those bbs n galazies. The shocking fact is that is cheaper. Been using since Monday. I can download any app that on cyber space.

Chelsea fans don run comot from viewing centers. I find them Come NL dem no reach 1,000, kuma the tread still dey 0+1. Why can't they have 'The Super Eagles' believe'.

Also heard that our beloved Tonto Dikeh will be the opening act. #Poko#

Not too long ago nagative mindset of Nigerians about their country was discussed. I did not read the post because it is full of hope. I quickly scrolled down to read Nairalanders comments, what did I see? Pure and unadulterated nagativity and unbelieve.

These same people will shout a big AMEN/AMIN when their PASTORS/IMANS tell that in ten years time they will be owners of multi-national business empire.

The question is how is their PASTORS/IMANS proclamation is going to come true if there are no proportional growth in the economy of Nigeria?

Oya make una attack me.

surveyProf: u wan pirate am

Those guys are genius. U how many times wey dem don help men with exact replica designers?
Btw no Chelsea fan wear any jersey for my viewing center here. Have they lost faith? E go affect my biz wella.

E b like say Aba boys never see dis jersey?

I was once in a similiar situation. I was about tearing an instruction leaflet of Essential Balm, when one aboki who was of the labour I employed stop me. You know the leaflet contains instructions in different languages including Arabic. It was the arabic inscription that caught his attention.

He said 'Oga bani rubuta Allah ne'.
Meaning 'Boss give me it is God's writing'.

Without any word I gave him, he folded the leaflet and put it inside his pocket.

The situation was saved that day,

Set my alarm 1.40am only to wake up 4.46. Damn. How can I can argue with fanatics during the day? NL info is not enough. On my way to slap a vigilante member8-)8-):p

Correct me MOD, what part of my post warrants the whole being hidden?

When they said an average Nigerian is intellectually bankrupt, some folks will come gun blazing. The same people making jest of Imans inability to buy jets will come out spewing craps if another tread is open about Oyedepo acquiring the fifth jet. SMH.

Poverty in reasoning, poverty in outburst, poverty in communication, poverty in intellectual exercise, poverty in observation. Even when watching football matches, you see poverty in analysis.

I wonder if this is how an average American or European thinks when a farmer buys insecticde spraying aircraft or an Investment Banker acquires a jet. There are mega churches all over not only in Nigeria and their founders fly around in their own jets. Don't forget that in Nigeria what we do most is copying. Name any Iman in any moslem country who owns a private jet.

My opinion, though.

InvertedHammer: [b]LOL. @ your logic. Why don't you join Ikoyi Club as a poor man? . You make something out of yourself, you attract attention and Illuminati comes calling.
Just like people join cults for protection, people are selected into Illuminati for their kind of protection. Remember it is an elitist cult.
Not your kind of go bring 10 human heads, lion anus, pikin brain kind of baba lawo club.

First u get the money, then you get the power.

Why do secret cults approach certain individuals in Universities and coerce them to join? It is because the individual has what they want.
Prerequisitive for Illuminati is wealth/fame. It is not for any Joe-Six-Pack. I don't believe D'Banj is in Illuminati. If he is invited,it is
probably as one of the people serving drinks or a parking attendant or better, bus boy.

By the way, if you make the billions...the Knights from Catholic church will come calling....you will get invitations to become director in
parastatals...you will start looking for protection by Jesus/God (by becoming religious) or from Satan(cults).

Damned if you do; damned if you don't.[/b]

Great comment. Liken to the Devil's Alternative

obo_man: Seriously, there are so many important things to worry about than all these rubbish.....

Bill Gate is illuminati, he made us Microsoft. He is the reason why you and I are using computers in our houses to type on Nairaland. My village baba who isn't illuminati can't even do anything meaningful to help himself.....lol... His wife is always complaining that he has lost his vigour in bed....


Now if I come up with a universal remedy to help my village baba, and in the process make billions, Nairaland people go say Obo_man is illuminati..... They didn't know Obo_man saw an opportunity to make billions, instead they jumped quickly to conclude he is illuminati. They gonna say 'How come he made it so fast? He must definitely be 1 of dem.'

Our politicians who aren't illuminati can't even figure out how to give us constant electricity......


@ OP..... ask yourself a question, why aren't unsuccessful people listed as members of illuminati? The answer is because when unsuccessful people can't comprehend a form of success, they mystify it.....


If our Politicians (who can't give us constant electricity), NTA( who can't give us good picture qualities and excellent news reporting like fox, cnn), our Scientist ( who can't invent anything, except eating pepper soups, drinking beer, chasing women on campus) are not Illuminati,(demon worshippers), how come they making hell for us here on earth?

My brother, your 'Solution' to your village baba can't get global acceptance without their help. Their scientists need to verify your claim. Ask Pro. Abalaka.

Red-Light:
Abeg where iluminati dey hold their meeting (am referin the question to those who already did every research on them)
please tell me where they are.. I wan join them..
I wnt mind controlling the earth that i know its existing! Afterall i dnt knw if heaven is real or not

You don't join them, they recruit you after it is discover that you possess a talent or have an idea that can be used for control mechanism.

Galaxydon1: did you take alcohol last night. You sound so crazy.

Was that your dream? Idiot. Say yours.

I was in Jakuzzi with Tonto Dideh and she was giving me BJ. Arrant nonsense who push this to the front page. I don't want to dream any more, I want to buy or win or receive as gift an aeroplane or a jet.

Then tread go change to

Man 25 bought jet from operating a football viewing center.

But the poor viewers giving #50 per match can't afford a complete soaked cup of Garri (garri, sugar, kulikuli, gnut, 1 cowbell satchet and 1 pure water).

Off to shower prep for service.

I remember my NYSC year in Bauchi, precisely Danbam close to Potiskum. U wan try mosquitoes? There was a particular pot for Dongoyaro leaves at the 3 corpers' lodges from which every corper took 1 hot cupful every morning. And guess what no malaria except for those who dey 'form'.

#In a meeting of Boutiqholic Anonymous#

Hi everyone my is ...........and am a Boutiqholic.

Hi.......

sauceEEP: wizkid,iyanya,iceprince,naeto c, make una do a rap wit garri nah. E go make sense die. I go volunteer masef to market d single here on NL.

MI- Rap is like GARRI bring am and we go soak am

caseless: Yea...If we can't handle boko haram because of their facelessness, we should be able to handle massob cos we know the faces behind it. We have enough on our hands right now....they can keep this ballyhoo agitation, as peace is more important for now. And if they insist, let them return the NYSC members sent to various states in the east, anyim, ihedioha and ekweremadu should quit their respective positions, and there should not b any monthly allocation to the east anymore...let's see how that play out with the civil servants over there.

And your point is?

Kslib: Me: good morning
Mama nkechi: good morning my pikin.
Me: give me two cups of garr!
Mama nkechi: ok,your money na N5..
Me: haha,mama nkechi!!! Na early morning deafness con dey worry you today.. I say garr!..no be lipton i talk oh..na garr! I wan buy..
Mama nkechi: yes nah,you dey mad.. I say ur money na 5 naira nah...
Me: ah,ah,.. Why d tin con cheap like dis nah?
Mam nkechi: you no hear say whizkid don buy car..
Me: ehen.how dat one take concine garr!..
Mama nkechi: you be big ode.. You no know say anytime wey whizkid ride the car,d price of garr! Go enta auto-reverse..
Me: ah.. Na GOD go bless whizkid for us oh.
Mama nkechi: as i dey talk to you so,whizkid just ride d car pass ajegunle..immidiately he pass,d market womwn begin sell one bag of garr! For 50 naira...
Me: chai,whizkid na GOD go make you remember say road dey mushin..
Mama nkechi: amen oohh..

NL ebano. See as u make everybody dey look me inside bank now wer I fall for ground because of u. Laugh no go make me dash dis fine cashier my money ooo.:D8-)

ledafaze: So Drones has turned into Blackberry that all babes must have abi? Why cant the Nigerian Govt send some first class students to Iran, Isreal, USA and Russia to study, learn and develop this things instead of falling into one useless scam again... We that we are the baba of all scammers... they are now scamming us in our own land...

By the way.... why buy drones from Israel

Even if they must buy form Israel, cant they Google for http://www.elbitsystems.com ?
I laff for Nigeria oh

First Class candidates? From which schools in Nigeria? Some road side auto machanic engineers of about 15-25 years of age NOT experience are far better than MOST Msc holders in the field.

Pain: If men like Obama are labeled "Anti-Krist" then I guess we need more of "Anti-Krists" in place of the baboons that hold sway on the corridors of power in Nigeria

That is exactly what the Anti-Christ needs. Preferred by all above any other ruler.

Olu12345: sure abt ds?mayb dey dint show it frm d blast of d whistle.Confirm 4me pls to join d 2nd half.

The match is there live but is being shown simultaneously with Cam v Eth 5 minutes for each match.

The match is on Afrique Media channel on w3a platform