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"He watched the recording on the widescreen television, unhappy with his appearance in the footage. His trousers seemed too big and why had nobody adjusted his hat? Next to The Girl from Pakistan, he looked timid, scrunched into his seat. She was inspiring, that young girl, and he wished her well. But he saw now how bad this made him appear: he had ignored all the Nigerians asking him to go to Chibok, and now The Girl From Pakistan was telling the world that he promised her he would go. He promised me, she said. As if the abducted Nigerian girls did not truly matter until this girl said they did. "





President jona for u

"Have you not seen Obama appear in Afghanistan or Iraq in the middle of the night to greet American troops? Is Chibok more dangerous than the war the Americans are always fighting up and down? Arrange it immediately. Keep it quiet. I want to meet the parents of the girls. Make gifts and provisions available to the families, as a small token of goodwill from the federal government.” He knew how much people liked such things. A tin of vegetable oil would soften some bitter hearts."






This is what we expect of a president. COwards shouldnt lead.

“I should not have listened to what they told me in that Paris summit. Why did I even agree to follow them and go to Paris, all of us looking like colonised goats?”




Now this got me rotflmao

“You need to carry people along. Win hearts and minds. Make Nigerians feel that you are fighting for them, not against them… And when you talk to the press and say that Nigerians should do their part to fight terrorism, stop sounding as if you are accusing them. After all, let us tell the truth, what can an ordinary person do? Nothing! Even those people who check cars, if they open a boot and see a big bomb, what will they do? Will they try to subdue an armed suicide bomber? Will they pour water on the bomb to defuse it? Will they not turn and run as fast as their legs can carry them? "




May ur days be long on this earth Chimamanda.

“Tell the Supporters Club to change their television advertisements. They should stop mentioning ‘those who are against me.’ I will no longer give power to my enemies. They should mention only the things that I am doing. I like that one with the almajiri boy. It shows Nigerians that I have helped with education in the North. They should make more advertisements like that.”





Words! Adiche u are an intelligent igbo woman

"Oga Jona turned on the television and briefly watched a local channel. Who even designed those ugly studio backgrounds? "


I doff my hat for this lady. Hitting d nail on d head. Has anyone also noticed our ugly TV studious?

Nobleval: Where is Kim Kardashian and Nicki Minaj? Abi they hide their assets inside that big nyansh of theirs?

Aswear u de craze rotflmao

There is no way miley cyrus worth more than rihanna.

ELGREF: yes, madueke, okonjo,formal aviation minister, formal Nafdac boss.they all did well, just that I was not lucky during their reign, I apply for alocation in NNPC I couldn't get.i apply for you win, I couldn't get it, very very unlucky

biko remove madueke and stella oduah from that list with immediate alacrity

The silly eediots blaming peter and preaching love may be in a very bad family feud o. Nigerians and their sick quick to judge attitude when it comes to others always amuse me sha. Where were u all wen jude avoided peter's weddin?

alentyno: Ur dictionary is calling u come let me show d meaning of 'gay' will u keep quiet? Chai chai chai!

Lol. Abeg make una leave oge. Lol

priscaoge: U are a Dunce!

prisca oge. Carry shame agree say u goof u eff up u embarass ursef and u fall my hand. U no know and i don teach u, no need for shameless yanga. Biko pen it down in ur new vocabulary list so that u dont embarass ursef again

alentyno: Chai ignorance @ its peak smh

thats is eeehnn...his ignorance is monumental lol

priscaoge: See them, partners in crime

u still de get mouth talk? Abi u no get dictionary ni? Olodo

saintbeejay: can u tel me aw being a gay is a source of happiness.

No i can't tell u but i will advice u to walk about with a pocket size longman dictionary. Believe me, u need it.

saintbeejay: can u tel me aw being a gay is a source of happiness.

Lol. see as u de embarass ursef. Check the various meanings of gay then come back to edit ur post

rallymento: Anoda yellow ibo gal! Anyways from my observaton her head get beans shape! We call it isi beans

u wicked

Nice. But she wasnt the prettiest or the brightest. She said her role model is tyra banks....not a very bright ans.

But y are majority of the gals igbo? From kaduna to kano. From imo to osun. From abia to akwaibom and most are not pretty.

Sick

Yeah be happy, be gay and cheerful life's too short.

Me na Hawaii I wan go.

WHen I marry, fire my wife belle, i go come back come back come read am

Wow! That's commendable. Shes beautiful inside out. There is one thing about igbo ladies in power, they tend to discharge their work effectively in most cases.

Op do u realise some people are fasting? U want make them star salivate go break their fast ni? Which kind yummilicious thread be this early sat am?

In yoruba culture if the man claims responsibility then he is d father and owns d child. It is a big stgma for a child not to be claimed by any man in yorubaland

Decibel: Why pained?

pained? over miss Biafra? hell Noooo! I had to reply ur chest beating brothers who as usual have started their inferior complex self praise. And thank God u did not argue or deny the fact that 80 percent are ugly Igbo gals.

collynzo2: The Miss Osun who disgrased herself is not Igbo please.
Her name sounds like an Isoko or Urhobo name, definitely Deltan.
No blame us o, na God do am so.

I said they are mostly igbos and ugly. Its unsurprising cos they are d only tribe who can do and will go to any length to get money. Thats y them pack ugly mgbekes full the Biafra pageant.

I suggest that mbgn should be renamed most beautiful gal in Biafra as 80 percent if the gals, from miss Kano to gombe to Adamawa and osun plus Imo, abia etc are all Igbo. very ugly by the way.

GovWahala: Keep counting down till ur days in Hell.

It still amazing how these fools tag me to be igbo, simply because I rundown and wash up some yoloba touts.

ok

RebelLeader15: padi, leave am, na igbo person e b,na only shakara dem fit do, dem no get mouth

thanks paddy. I done leave am.

RebelLeader15: . Ogbeni y u dey curse d guy like dat now, u nor get conscience ni

If only u know that morooooon and how he has been stalking me for months u won't say that.