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CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele Changes Name To Funke Bello On Social Media [PICS] by Akshow: 12:06pm On Aug 29, 2016
She has learnt from the failure of the past marriage. Keep ur marital life out of public. She got married secretly. Wish her the best
Christianity EtcRe: What Will Happen To Those Who Have No Knowledge Of The Gospel ? by Akshow: 11:48am On Aug 28, 2016
andycoal40:
errant nonsense.....
I suppose u or ur faaaadaaaa is a pastor. Kwontinu.
Christianity EtcRe: How Can We Experience True Freedom In Christ? by Akshow: 11:40am On Aug 28, 2016
WhyAmISoQuiet:
Do you know that your body is a temple? Therefore never entertain yourself with comedy. Never attend dinner / award events. If you are rich, never hire any form of security. Never have any subordinates. According to scripture you are a temple, the Holy Spirit dwells in the temple. Therefore don't condemn something in church while you engage in it,. if you do, you know what you are
What are we saying what are you saying? Refute the claims or buzz off
Christianity EtcRe: How Can We Experience True Freedom In Christ? by Akshow: 7:19am On Aug 28, 2016
Modern Church, Monster Church.

Practices in the modern evangelical church that I will NEVER ever get over.

1. Comedy Shows or StandUp Comedy in Churches.
Is the Church about Jokes now?

2. Award/Dinner Nights in churches.
What happens to selfless christian service and heavenly rewards?

3. Bodyguards or Ushers in churches looking like FBI/CIA Agents running everywhere.
Is the church under siege? This really freaks me out.

4. POS Machines in churches.
Maybe worshippers should pay their offerings into a designated bank account the next Monday morning. It gives the church some replica of sacred sanity, rather than look like a glorified Casino. Or maybe churches are scared their 'magic' would wear off before Monday?

5. Pulpit looking too much like a Concert Stage. Too many light works and special effects.
What is our main attraction? Christ or the others?

6. Everybody speaks in tongues that no one understands, yet nobody interprets.
How am I encouraged or edified if you motivate me in Latin where I'm Yoruba?

7. Special King-size Seats for the Presiding Pastor and his Mrs.
Are you the Lord or Jesus?

8. Special Stooges who carry even the Pastor's mobile phones and wife's bag.
Are they amputees?

9. Sharing the grace with the guy/girl beside you in church, yet you leave in your car without offering him/her a lift to a nearby bus stop.
Why not share your car and keep your grace?

10. You've not paid your rent, fees or tax but your tithe never suffers.
Always remember: God is merciful, but your landlord or government is not.

There are simply too many abominable practices today in the modern church, fast evolving into a monster church. Too many to even remember. Do you Believers know any?


Selah.
Christianity EtcRe: What Will Happen To Those Who Have No Knowledge Of The Gospel ? by Akshow: 7:18am On Aug 28, 2016
Modern Church, Monster Church.

Practices in the modern evangelical church that I will NEVER ever get over.

1. Comedy Shows or StandUp Comedy in Churches.
Is the Church about Jokes now?

2. Award/Dinner Nights in churches.
What happens to selfless christian service and heavenly rewards?

3. Bodyguards or Ushers in churches looking like FBI/CIA Agents running everywhere.
Is the church under siege? This really freaks me out.

4. POS Machines in churches.
Maybe worshippers should pay their offerings into a designated bank account the next Monday morning. It gives the church some replica of sacred sanity, rather than look like a glorified Casino. Or maybe churches are scared their 'magic' would wear off before Monday?

5. Pulpit looking too much like a Concert Stage. Too many light works and special effects.
What is our main attraction? Christ or the others?

6. Everybody speaks in tongues that no one understands, yet nobody interprets.
How am I encouraged or edified if you motivate me in Latin where I'm Yoruba?

7. Special King-size Seats for the Presiding Pastor and his Mrs.
Are you the Lord or Jesus?

8. Special Stooges who carry even the Pastor's mobile phones and wife's bag.
Are they amputees?

9. Sharing the grace with the guy/girl beside you in church, yet you leave in your car without offering him/her a lift to a nearby bus stop.
Why not share your car and keep your grace?

10. You've not paid your rent, fees or tax but your tithe never suffers.
Always remember: God is merciful, but your landlord or government is not.

There are simply too many abominable practices today in the modern church, fast evolving into a monster church. Too many to even remember. Do you Believers know any?


Selah.
CrimeRe: Lagos Man Uses Facebook To Lure, Rape, Rob Ladies (photo) by Akshow: 2:15pm On Aug 25, 2016
angry
PoliticsRe: FG Kick-starts 2017 Budget Process, Fix Oil Benchmark (Pic) by Akshow: 10:54am On Aug 25, 2016
Good
CultureRe: This White Man Speaks Edo, Benin Language But Has Never Been To Nigeria (Video) by Akshow: 11:59am On Aug 23, 2016
If he is Italian, I suspect Benin runs gals Italian collection handwork
CelebritiesRe: First Photos Of Ruggedman And 9ice Together After 6 Years Of Feud by Akshow: 10:57am On Aug 23, 2016
Who dem epp?
PoliticsRe: Joseph Nyumah Boaka Visits Osinbajo by Akshow: 9:03pm On Aug 22, 2016
Mtcheeeeew.Com
CultureRe: Police Uncover Plan To Abduct Arugba During Osun Osogbo Festival by Akshow: 7:10pm On Aug 18, 2016
iaminspired:
Iranu
other peoples beliefs is iranu to u?
EducationRe: A Student Shot During Protest In FUNAAB Today (Photos) by Akshow: 7:07pm On Aug 18, 2016
my mum will always tell me, don't seat back while others are demonstrating about something you are convinced is worth demonstrating for. Same time, don't lead the charge.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Fraudsters Arrested By Malaysia Immigration Police (pics, Video) by Akshow: 6:42pm On Aug 18, 2016
cry
NCAN kano chapter.
Crime: drug related
Name: not specified name of criminal.


Conclusion : given the rate of drug related crimes from a region, it is safe to say it's ipodians again.
CrimeRe: Weapons Recovered From Criminals In Imo. Photos by Akshow: 12:06pm On Aug 18, 2016
Flattttiees and crimes are like bread and butter
SportsRe: Nigerians Representing Other Countries At Rio 2016 by Akshow: 12:05pm On Aug 18, 2016
Harbioye:
Receive Sense
How is this Buhari's fault?
Buhari is a useless dullard.
CelebritiesRe: Laura Ikeji Looks Flawless In New Photo by Akshow: 11:32am On Aug 18, 2016
Ikejis be forming Nigeria's Kardashians. Remind me again what does she do aside being Linda's sister?
SportsRe: Nigeria Wins Olympic Silver Medal by Akshow: 11:21am On Aug 18, 2016
that makes out medal count, one gold, Two silvers. grin grin grin

We've won
Adekunle gold and joker silver
SportsRe: Rio2016 Olympics: Nigeria Vs Germany - 0 - 2 On 19th August 2016 by Akshow: 9:43pm On Aug 17, 2016
Icekeeng:
e no go better for this our no16
ewon tepe?
Christianity EtcRe: From Atheism To Jesus: My Testimony by Akshow: 1:31pm On Aug 17, 2016
To each his own. To me phuck religion.

BusinessRe: PHOTOS: Leather Inception Mission In Sokoto Is Full Swing by Akshow: 12:23pm On Aug 16, 2016
this is a great idea. I think it will be better govt place a ban on the indiscriminate eating of cow hide skins (ponmo). It adds no nutritional value and I've noticed it's even almost same price with meat these days
Christianity EtcRe: Joys Oyedepo: "I Am Crazy, i'm Not A Walking Replica Of My Mother" by Akshow: 9:18am On Aug 16, 2016
Issorait
CelebritiesRe: Yung6ix: When My Dad Was Leaving He Said If I Go With My Mum I Was Gonna Suffer by Akshow: 12:22pm On Aug 15, 2016
cruzita:
I love my mother



I don't know about u





moms are the best thing anyone can have
haba only you take three space. Which kind greedy booking be this
CelebritiesRe: Ayo Adesanya Celebrates Her 46th Birthday by Akshow: 9:15am On Aug 11, 2016
shocked
teemanbastos:
bleached skin, fatty acids,angry
I was tempted to look at your pics for insulting and body shaming someone that doesn't even know u exist. God save u. U fine small
RomanceRe: I Am Gonna Propose To My Albino Corper Girlfriend On Our P.O.P Day by Akshow: 11:40am On Aug 10, 2016
LastMumu:
That bae is as ugly as _fuck! What the _fuck is a fine boy like you doing with her? angry
u are an azzzhole
SportsRe: Chichi Igbo Threatens To Snatch Boyfriends From Sexy Ladies (video) by Akshow: 10:21am On Aug 10, 2016
One thing I like about this girl is that she is living her life in her own terms. She doesn't give a hooot about what you all judgemental pricks have to say. If looking manly makes her happy, her choice, her life, her business.
Christianity EtcRe: Hilarious But The Truth About Pastor Adeboye's Message (pics) by Akshow: 4:08pm On Aug 09, 2016
ILIDEFI:
As at when Britain (and later Rome) brought Christianity to Africa, Britain was about the most developed nation on earth. Much of the development of Europe before the mid 20th century revolved around Christianity. Even the US started out as a Christian nation before the whole liberalisation movement.
My point is, if Christianity didn't destroy Europe and America, why are you linking the problems of Africa to Christianity (religion)?
because an African man sees everything only from religious lens.
Christianity EtcRe: Hilarious But The Truth About Pastor Adeboye's Message (pics) by Akshow: 3:14pm On Aug 09, 2016
ILIDEFI:
I guess Africa was El Dorado before Christianity came.
I also assume Christianity 'messed up' Europe and America cos I know that up till the mid 20th century, they were very religious regions of the world.
What are you yapping about? The white men who even brought the Christianity are even abandoning it. The most happiest countries in the world with very low crime rate and highly developed are not religious. Netherlands, Norway, Denmark, Switzerland etc. We refuse to use to grow because of useless religion dogmas
Christianity EtcRe: Hilarious But The Truth About Pastor Adeboye's Message (pics) by Akshow: 12:40pm On Aug 09, 2016
Ok

Christianity EtcRe: Where Was God Before He Created Heaven And Earth? by Akshow: 12:35pm On Aug 09, 2016
huh
EventsRe: White Wedding Of Mzznaki Tetteh And Prince Kodjo by Akshow: 12:12pm On Aug 09, 2016
She is laaaaarrrge
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Twerking On Stage In Washington DC [VIDEO] by Akshow: 11:15am On Aug 09, 2016
Her life
RomanceRe: See All The Items Demanded Of A Guy Just To Marry His Igbo Bae (photo) by Akshow: 4:21am On Aug 09, 2016
Waste of money. marriage is over rated.

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