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She has learnt from the failure of the past marriage. Keep ur marital life out of public. She got married secretly. Wish her the best |
andycoal40:I suppose u or ur faaaadaaaa is a pastor. Kwontinu. |
WhyAmISoQuiet:What are we saying what are you saying? Refute the claims or buzz off |
Modern Church, Monster Church. Practices in the modern evangelical church that I will NEVER ever get over. 1. Comedy Shows or StandUp Comedy in Churches. Is the Church about Jokes now? 2. Award/Dinner Nights in churches. What happens to selfless christian service and heavenly rewards? 3. Bodyguards or Ushers in churches looking like FBI/CIA Agents running everywhere. Is the church under siege? This really freaks me out. 4. POS Machines in churches. Maybe worshippers should pay their offerings into a designated bank account the next Monday morning. It gives the church some replica of sacred sanity, rather than look like a glorified Casino. Or maybe churches are scared their 'magic' would wear off before Monday? 5. Pulpit looking too much like a Concert Stage. Too many light works and special effects. What is our main attraction? Christ or the others? 6. Everybody speaks in tongues that no one understands, yet nobody interprets. How am I encouraged or edified if you motivate me in Latin where I'm Yoruba? 7. Special King-size Seats for the Presiding Pastor and his Mrs. Are you the Lord or Jesus? 8. Special Stooges who carry even the Pastor's mobile phones and wife's bag. Are they amputees? 9. Sharing the grace with the guy/girl beside you in church, yet you leave in your car without offering him/her a lift to a nearby bus stop. Why not share your car and keep your grace? 10. You've not paid your rent, fees or tax but your tithe never suffers. Always remember: God is merciful, but your landlord or government is not. There are simply too many abominable practices today in the modern church, fast evolving into a monster church. Too many to even remember. Do you Believers know any? Selah. |
Modern Church, Monster Church. Practices in the modern evangelical church that I will NEVER ever get over. 1. Comedy Shows or StandUp Comedy in Churches. Is the Church about Jokes now? 2. Award/Dinner Nights in churches. What happens to selfless christian service and heavenly rewards? 3. Bodyguards or Ushers in churches looking like FBI/CIA Agents running everywhere. Is the church under siege? This really freaks me out. 4. POS Machines in churches. Maybe worshippers should pay their offerings into a designated bank account the next Monday morning. It gives the church some replica of sacred sanity, rather than look like a glorified Casino. Or maybe churches are scared their 'magic' would wear off before Monday? 5. Pulpit looking too much like a Concert Stage. Too many light works and special effects. What is our main attraction? Christ or the others? 6. Everybody speaks in tongues that no one understands, yet nobody interprets. How am I encouraged or edified if you motivate me in Latin where I'm Yoruba? 7. Special King-size Seats for the Presiding Pastor and his Mrs. Are you the Lord or Jesus? 8. Special Stooges who carry even the Pastor's mobile phones and wife's bag. Are they amputees? 9. Sharing the grace with the guy/girl beside you in church, yet you leave in your car without offering him/her a lift to a nearby bus stop. Why not share your car and keep your grace? 10. You've not paid your rent, fees or tax but your tithe never suffers. Always remember: God is merciful, but your landlord or government is not. There are simply too many abominable practices today in the modern church, fast evolving into a monster church. Too many to even remember. Do you Believers know any? Selah. |
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If he is Italian, I suspect Benin runs gals Italian collection handwork |
Who dem epp? |
Mtcheeeeew.Com |
iaminspired:other peoples beliefs is iranu to u? |
my mum will always tell me, don't seat back while others are demonstrating about something you are convinced is worth demonstrating for. Same time, don't lead the charge. |
NCAN kano chapter. Crime: drug related Name: not specified name of criminal. Conclusion : given the rate of drug related crimes from a region, it is safe to say it's ipodians again. |
Flattttiees and crimes are like bread and butter |
Harbioye:Buhari is a useless dullard. |
Ikejis be forming Nigeria's Kardashians. Remind me again what does she do aside being Linda's sister? |
that makes out medal count, one gold, Two silvers. ![]() We've won Adekunle gold and joker silver |
Icekeeng:ewon tepe? |
To each his own. To me phuck religion.
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this is a great idea. I think it will be better govt place a ban on the indiscriminate eating of cow hide skins (ponmo). It adds no nutritional value and I've noticed it's even almost same price with meat these days |
Issorait |
cruzita:haba only you take three space. Which kind greedy booking be this |
teemanbastos:I was tempted to look at your pics for insulting and body shaming someone that doesn't even know u exist. God save u. U fine small |
LastMumu:u are an azzzhole |
One thing I like about this girl is that she is living her life in her own terms. She doesn't give a hooot about what you all judgemental pricks have to say. If looking manly makes her happy, her choice, her life, her business. |
ILIDEFI:because an African man sees everything only from religious lens. |
ILIDEFI:What are you yapping about? The white men who even brought the Christianity are even abandoning it. The most happiest countries in the world with very low crime rate and highly developed are not religious. Netherlands, Norway, Denmark, Switzerland etc. We refuse to use to grow because of useless religion dogmas |
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She is laaaaarrrge |
Her life |
Waste of money. marriage is over rated. |
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