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Kyase:
Brown ko yellow ne

Me sha still dey wait to see the dead bodies

Do not worry, you shall see that of your family members sooner or later.

Annysheybey:
You just broke my heart with this statement. Everybody wished me hbd the day after my bd

It's the fact and raw truth my brother. When God blessing and grace locates you, you will understand better. I have been there!

If You get money even if na small. Your loved ones, colleagues, business partners and friends will definitely surprise you with gifts on your birthday.

I can testify to that. My fiance who has never gotten beyond boxers, cheap perfume for me now throws a party for me on my birthday with plenty of gift, why because small change don dey.

If you are broke most of your so called friends will wish you happy birthday on the day next after your day claiming they are sorry it's coming late ; But if you get money or small change they will stay awake to just wish you happy birthday coz they all know the benefit that comes with that.

Idiotic General want to confuse them with military terms. What's the difference between a Rifle and a Gun?

Just like me saying, Fat and Adipose tissue, no difference at all.

Stupid girls, that was how one was asking me why I last way too long during sex.
Bitch even concluded that I am always thinking about another girl while fucking her that's why I will Bleep her for hours before I cum.

Rule Number 1 ; Don't simp around and stay away from bitches like Zzor, DJ cuppy, pocochantas, onyii22 and the rest.

jenny005:
Pls lets stop this protest. What has been done has been done. U cant undo the past cos even with this protest it wont change anything

I am very sure that you are a lunatic with a phone and access to the internet.

This mumu girl above me again. Just know that you can't marry a Love Machine.

How much for 2005 Toyota Camry sport to Lagos?

[quote author= post=96088266]Ihembosi home town of Airpeace owner[/quote]Air peace chairman is from Mbosi and not Ihembosi.

Jesus isn't that Jennifer my crush??

Does she not experience chest pain due to that heavy load she is carrying?
Just asking for a friend of my friend and his friend and the other group of friends.

What a fvcktard simp!
If you were in her condition, she will move on with another man, You stupid Simp.

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lordmans:
Pls get your facts right.
The Modakekes are not slaves but descendants of great Yoruba warriors of mostly Oyo extraction. They left for Ife after the carnage visited on their land by the rampaging ILORIN army. It's natural that the then ruler of Ife offered them a parcel of land to settle. Afteral they are Yorubas, and yorubaland belongs to all Yorubas. The war between the two was a misunderstanding that was later resolved. The Modakekes may have tactical advantage over the Ifes cos they are born warriors like the people of Ibadan, while Ife has never been interested in wars not try to annex any other communities like other Yoruba kingdoms.

That war is over and the bad blood has evaporated.

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Alexis11:
[s]Ooni of Ife, Oba Okunade Sijuwade Olubuse (II) though traveled a lot, he did not go anywhere during the period the war lasted. He was busy with many offerings and sacrifices. He talked almost everyday.

Rest bro. You are now sounding like a clown.

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I am done with you!

Alexis11:
You were lied to. Please discard those unfortunate rumours you heard. I still remember all the main warriors and leaders in that crisis and they were all Ife indigenes. All of them.

Oga, I am an insider in the palace of the Ewi of Ado-Ekiti. So you know nothing coz you are an ordinary citizen fed with lies. The Ekiti and Ijesha obas had to intervene when the modakekes almost got to the Ile oduduwa and the ooni ran away to London.
Ekiti and ijesha revere ileife because the see Ife as their home and where they all came from, as a matter of fact that's why the kings of ekiti and ijesha prostrate for the ooni when they see him.

Alexis11:
Lol... Someone is trying to "educate" me about Ife /Modakeke crisis here lmao


Nairaland is really a funny place.

Fyi, Modakeke&Oyo were cut to size by the Ife warriors only. Ijesha/Ekiti warriors played no role whatsoever.

You are chatting with someone that witnessed the crisis from 1997 to 2000 in Ife.

LMAO! FYI I am from Ekiti and I know the role Ekiti and Ijesha kings played during that war. You basically know nothing.

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Alexis11:
[s]Your ignorance stinks.

Ife/Modakeke crisis was actually Ife/Oyo crisis. You know nothing.[/s]

You are the ignorant one.
What's the difference between what you've said and what I have stated?
Modakeke people are run away slaves from oyo empire who escaped during the war that almost consumed the old oyo empire.
Even if it was Ife versus oyo war, why did oyo warrior almost destroyed the whole of ile-ife, if indeed Ile-ife is the cradle of Yoruba race?
Thank God for Ekiti and Ijesha warriors who prevented the total destruction of ile-Ife.

If Ile-ife was indeed the cradle of yoruba race, why did ordinary slaves(modakeke) almost wiped them off the surface of the earth?
If ile-ife people are indeed powerful, why did modakeke warrior almost burned down the ooni palace, sacred houses and sites and the whole town.
Ile-ife was saved by warriors/ marcenaries from Ekiti-state.
Don't be fooled, Ile ife and ooni isn't as powerful as you might think.

Lmao!

1.2m serious buyer.

Your uncle was concerned that your slippers breast might turn to foam sooner.

[quote author=naija4life247 [s]post=95874718]These cows in the North are mad[/quote][/s] Do you even have sense yourself?

Lmao!

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Mynd44:
Now people understand how the leaders of Zimbabwe and other countries could/can stay that long in power. There are always people in the populace that are willing to support them and stand with them.

There are always people who are willing to give them support and ask them to do things contrary to what is right.

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A Hoe at 35 is a....... Hoe forever!!!

The Executive Governor of Ekiti State Kayode Fayemi, popularly known as "Dejo" among the populace due to his poor governance skills has appointed an ethnic jingoist, terrorist and religion extremist in the person of ISIAKA HUSSAIN BAWA.

This is where we have gotten to in this country, having incompetent people rewarded with political post, not because they are qualified for the job ,but because of their political and religious alignment.

Adamma that has been thoroughly fvcked by Dbanj.