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CelebritiesRe: Davido Cancels Lil Frosh's Recording Contract For Assaulting Gift Camille by Aksnoopy:
SATANNIST:
appologize to a hoe that had Bleep wth 5 of his guys while he was busy recording in studio? u must be mad
How can he apologise to the hoe? Since it's a press conference, the apology is mean't for his fans and the public. It goes thus; " I apologise to my fans and the general public for my behaviour and temperament which lead me to hitting my gf(hoe). I have already reached out to her and I have promised to take care of her medical bills.".......
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Struggles To Breathe Upon White House Return (video) by Aksnoopy: 4:29pm On Oct 06, 2020
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tamdun:
Trump followers are dumb, now that covid-19 has paid them a visit,maybe their brain will reset
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CelebritiesRe: Davido Cancels Lil Frosh's Recording Contract For Assaulting Gift Camille by Aksnoopy:
WalkerMichael:
he allowed a girl finish his career
Exactly! But if I were Davido I will help him by proxy, coz hoes ain't worth it. His manager and team needs to do a lots of work as well. First he needs to hold a press conference and apologise publicly and then come out with or release evidence that she is a hoe covertly during the press conference. This is an opportunity for him to turn this shameful act of his into a super glory, only if his team can manage the outcome very well.
PoliticsRe: Self Hating Black Woman Bashes Nigerians And Africans by Aksnoopy: 4:23pm On Oct 06, 2020
The man is a yoloba Muslims. Thats how the go about insulting Donald Trump while their dead ass president is worse. Thy do lots of it on here too. Moronic man, serves him right. angry
CelebritiesRe: Davido Cancels Lil Frosh's Recording Contract For Assaulting Gift Camille by Aksnoopy: 4:10pm On Oct 06, 2020
SATANNIST:
no mind davido, he wan Bleep the girl that is if he never Bleep am sef. its like them terminating cris brown contract because he beat up rihanna then. nigerians are annoying. the news is that this hoe was gang banged by 5 guys while liil frosh was busy recording , dude found out and she still acted like she did nothing, na there the casala start. but no one is checking that
If 5 guys banged her, then he should move unto the next bitch. He has zero OT about hoes. He was trying to change and make a young hoe his main bitch. Just like trying to personalise the street property.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Cancels Lil Frosh's Recording Contract For Assaulting Gift Camille by Aksnoopy:
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Xixtie:
Your brain has little space for brain same with every other person that reasons shallowly like you. The said girlfriend didn't ruin the career he didn't even have to start with. All womanbeaters are animals and they belong to the bin, same with every apologist of theirs.
Only a demented bag of lad would blame the said girlfriend for whatever woe that has befallen him and shall befall him.
One by one, you people would go down.
[/s] Trash! Lil frosh fvcked up tho. All because of pussy.
CrimeRe: 3 Men Arrested For Exhuming 10 Corpses & Beheading Them For Ritual In Ekiti by Aksnoopy: 11:00am On Oct 06, 2020
They have gotten to my beloved Ekiti? undecided
CrimeRe: Aliyah Kuti: 15-Year-Old Girl Missing In Lagos (Photos) by Aksnoopy:
Newboss:
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Should have waited for her to clock 18, [/b]then fúck the shìt outta her. I'm a sharp guy too, but paedophilia is as horrible as rape. I can't count how many 18 year olds I've been with. That girl, tomorrow, can turn on you for fūcking her when she was still underage. R Kelly is in that mess now.
While some are waiting for the mangoes to ripe, others eat it with salt.
18 is just legal age for marriage, you can consummate a girl the moment she is 16 or outta secondary school, if she is willing. If you don't boys in college or university will do it for you freely.

Don't be caught slacking if you ain't a simp.
CrimeRe: Aliyah Kuti: 15-Year-Old Girl Missing In Lagos (Photos) by Aksnoopy: 6:02pm On Oct 05, 2020
Newboss:
Jeez man. That's some low grade paedophilia. Don't fūck kids. That's so fūcked up.
So I should be fucking overused pussy?

Cc. Ubunja, Martinez39s, GLYCOLYSISS, CAPSLOCKED.

When I was a boy, big bros them use to Bleep our young girlfriends. I didnt understand why they do it, until I became a man.
PoliticsRe: Presidency: Tinubu Makes Clarifications On Reported Presidential Campaign Office by Aksnoopy: 3:31pm On Oct 05, 2020
BUHARImyDOG:
Any Yoruba person who wants Tinubu as the President of this shiithole is cursed from generation to generation.

Tinubu's family is not the only family in the Southwest.

And if the greedy & self-centered bastard called Tinubu is the only candidate that the covetous, vacuous & the non-thinking Yorubas have to present for the 2023 Presidential Race, then by all means, the Northerners might as well keep the Presidency.

Tinubu foisted this bastard government on us and rather than being remorseful for the failures, corruption, insecurity & the unfulfilled campaign promises of this useless administration, he's gunning for the Presidency.

Few days ago; The Federal Inland Revenue Service (FIRS) ordered all property owners and their agents to charge 6% Stamp Duty on all tenancy & lease agreements in spite of the crushing poverty that is sweeping across the Nation. Let me leave insecurity, nepotism and massive looting for another day.

What is Tinubu's reaction to this mindless & ill-thought wickedness to further impoverish the ever beaten & battered Nigerians?

Of course, he doesn't care as long as his Bullion Vans keep ferrying in the ill-gotten money.

Listen to me, I swear by all the Irunmoles, that bastard will carry the scar of his unfulfilled ambition to his grave no matter the number human sacrifice he makes.

They keep recycling their family members & friends in the Government while the citizens are left to die in penury.

The other day, the inglorious witch of Bourdillon, who doubles as a Pastor at the RCCG (you can imagine) said Nigerian Youths are lazy & only come her husband's residence to beg for money.

This is coming from a thieving bastard who has been a serving Senator since 2011 (3 Terms). A filthy & mindless thieving Politician ordained as a Pastor by another thieving bastard (Enoch Adeboye) whose calling is milking & swindling his gullible sheeples out of their hard-earned money.

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2018/8/senator-remi-tinubu-ordained-pastor-at-the-redeemed-christian-church-of-god.html

Perhaps, if you & your entire family members have not mortgaged & stolen their future, they wouldn't be coming to Bourdillon to beg you for crumbs.

I hear Seyi Tinubu is currently being groomed as the next Governor of Lagos State? 

Pelu ashe Obatala, Sango ati Oyeku Meji to wa lenu mii; Orun Alakèji ni iwo ati awon supporters e ma ti lo shèy Governor.

As long as I am alive, Tinubu will never smell Asorock, neither will his bastard son smell the seat of the Lagos State Government.
So much para! grin grin
CrimeRe: Aliyah Kuti: 15-Year-Old Girl Missing In Lagos (Photos) by Aksnoopy: 3:01pm On Oct 05, 2020
Newboss:
You're fūcking a 17 year old?
Yeah! A 100level student. I don't get it, was I supposed to make an evening newspaper my GF?
CrimeRe: Aliyah Kuti: 15-Year-Old Girl Missing In Lagos (Photos) by Aksnoopy: 2:01pm On Oct 05, 2020
I simply don't understand why this girls are getting way too bigger than their ages.
My main GF is 17, but she looks 21. cheesy
FamilyRe: Would You Sell The Land Where Your Parents Were Buried? by Aksnoopy: 12:55pm On Oct 05, 2020
In the City of Ado-Ekiti, many ancient houses were sold, many more had to give way for road dualisation and corpses of many years were relocated to a another land.

But, for a lady to give such opinion, I pity the man that will marry her or her husband if she is married. undecided
SportsRe: Isaiah Ekejiuba Celebrates His 39th Birthday Today by Aksnoopy: 8:51am On Oct 05, 2020
Lalasticlala!!!
PoliticsRe: How Labour Succumbed To FG’s "Superior Argument" by Aksnoopy: 7:07am On Oct 05, 2020
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SmartPolician:
The fuel subsidy serves big fraudsters in this country because they know that the monitoring system is weak.

The best bet is to let it go and use the funds for some other things to the benefit of the masses.

Buhari and Amaechi should stop giving us reasons to borrow because they are plunging this country into a debt that it cannot pay. They need to cut the cost of governance as well.
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PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Supporters Considering Jonathan For 2023 Presidential Run - THISDAY by Aksnoopy: 2:14pm On Oct 04, 2020
I will rather vote a dead Atiku than vote for a living Goodluck Jonathan.
PoliticsRe: The Second Niger Bridge: Between Facts And Fiction by Aksnoopy: 2:11pm On Oct 04, 2020
Afamed:
The Anambra you came from, I doubt if you know Anambra half of what I know.
Not only Anambra but the entire Nigeria. I doubt if you have visit 1/10 of local govts I know both in Anambra and Nigeria as a whole
Yen Yen Yen Yen!!!
What zombies console their selves with. You better wake up!!!
PoliticsRe: The Second Niger Bridge: Between Facts And Fiction by Aksnoopy:
Afamed:
You have not said anything to counter all my claims. So swerve
Your whole life is a delusion itself. You live on APC propaganda. You have never even crossed ore bridge in your life and here you are arguing with people who frequent the east more than you do in your nightmares.
PoliticsRe: The Second Niger Bridge: Between Facts And Fiction by Aksnoopy: 2:06pm On Oct 04, 2020
PIMPAR:
A question every sane person should ask is? When you see truth, why do you still believe in lies if your brain is still functioning
I will rather believe him, coz he is speaking the truth. You have never even crossed ore before in your entire life as a Nigerian or where ever the hell you are from.
PoliticsRe: The Second Niger Bridge: Between Facts And Fiction by Aksnoopy: 2:04pm On Oct 04, 2020
Afamed:
Do you still believe in lies he has been selling to you ?
Anambra is my home State. So fuvk off zombie.
PoliticsRe: The Second Niger Bridge: Between Facts And Fiction by Aksnoopy: 1:50pm On Oct 04, 2020
Eriokanmi:
stop being emotional. I think I know this place more than you do. What I'm seeing here isn't what you're seeing. I never said there was no sign of construction there. But as at the time i was passing by, there was nothing happening, why..i don't know. I'm on the road right now. See the picture taken below and time, you doubting thomas and because of this, i'd snap the obosi-onitsha Road construction site when we get there tomorrow, including the view of the 2nd niger bridge from the old bridge afar and if by luck the commercial vehicle passes same road we took when coming, i'd still snap it for you to see for your free view. Fyi, I'm not for pdp, neither am I for the apc but for good governance. You can call me any name you like for all I care. Its a free world.
The slowpoke is an APC apologist, Including that Kano Aboki( okoroawusa) so what do you expect. undecided
PoliticsRe: My Experience Today Showed That Nigeria Is Dead! by Aksnoopy: 11:20pm On Oct 02, 2020
Onlinesmart:
Just what you did, you emboldened that aboki to try it on the next person. I'm not here to brag but heaven knows he dare not try it with someone like me sha unless he's closer to a barrack but if not, thunder go fire am straight. Perhaps you dressed like all this ajebutter which made him to act that way. I do tell it to their faces that they can't do nothing where I am. Infact I love to ride with them sef. You can't liberate yourself if you panic at the slightest threat. Next time if he's trying to bring out something, look for a "2 by 2" plank with nails and if you can't find it just gather stones with confidence. .. He will panic and run. Who born monkey?
I swear down, naso one wan try with me after working in my farm he said I short paid him. He followed me home and was threatening me. I stood my ground and won't give him a dime. I went inside and brought out gun that I will kill him. He ran away. Ordinary aboki!!! I will find him if he tries rubbish and I will kill him certainly.
RomanceRe: Lady Says Her Boyfriend Is Stingy For Giving Her N15k To Celebrate Her Birthday by Aksnoopy: 9:05pm On Oct 02, 2020
lastclaire4:
36k? Most times it is not the girl that demands for such. Everything depends on where you go to.

If I am the babe I wont ask for transport but if you dont pay for transport or you dont drop me at home you wont see me again. Cos food is not my problem.
Na olosho you be na! OFR!!!
RomanceRe: Lady Says Her Boyfriend Is Stingy For Giving Her N15k To Celebrate Her Birthday by Aksnoopy: 7:36pm On Oct 02, 2020
I swear the nigga is just like me. I will rather spend 20k on food we both would eat and booze than wire same to a bitch aza.
I go rather send it to my mum or female siblings. cool
PoliticsRe: Arrested #RevolutionNow Protesters Will Be Charged To Court On Friday - Police by Aksnoopy: 6:33pm On Oct 02, 2020
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Jones4190:
PDP is a fraud.
Multiplier effect of corruption
1. A young man works for one of the state ministries. His salary is 120K. He makes 15,000 everyday on this desk (N75k a week) engaging in corrupt practices. As a result, he spends the daily cash as he cares. Living large and far above his legitimate income.
2. He visits the local joint every evening and buys drinks for friends, and area boys. They hail him. He is married, but has two girlfriends. His "income" is enough to take care of them. The Asun seller at his favorite joint is happy, the joint owner is happy.
3. Everyone was benefiting from his "income". Friends, family, area boys, joint owner, Asun seller, girlfriends, wife and his church. Life was good.
4. Then suddenly the ministry implemented the Treasury Single Account (TSA) at the beginning of PMB administration. His extra "income" disappeared and he had to adjust to the reality of event and live within his real income. That wasn't easy.
5. Initially he reduced his daily visit to the joint to 3 days a week and stopped buying drinks for everyone. He reduced the plates of Asun. The Asun seller started to find it hard to sell a full goat each day and resorted to buying half.
6. The young man's girlfriends started to feel the heat too. No more iPhone 10. The joint owner noticed a drop in sales. The young man finally stopped visiting the joint after a month. The area boys started feeling his absence. The effect cascaded down.
7. The young man started spending more time at home with his wife and kids. The family had to readjust to the reality of the new normal. His hair stylist noticed the young man suddenly stopped tipping. He will even wait for his N200 change after haircut.
8. Things are different. Times are hard, they all cry. The young man is blaming Buhari, his wife is blaming Buhari, the area boys are blaming Buhari, the girlfriends are saying Buhari must go, the joint owner is saying Buhari killed the "economy"
9. The Asun seller is cursing Buhari, the hair stylist is insisting Buhari is too old to rule. This is the story of our nation where corruption fuels the "economy". Those who are not engaging in it are benefiting from it.
10. This tread is not about Buhari's achievement or failure, but rather about the "multiplier" effect of corruption and how we have built a system largely driven by corruption. It's about policy implication (good or bad). It's about the choices we have made.
Finally, the young man had to withdraw his kids from what he called expensive primary school his kids attend. He added:"what are they teaching them there sef " Obasanjo didn't go to a private school. I just laughed .
[/s]Stop spamming everywhere with this thrash and derailing threads you slowpoke.
CelebritiesRe: Zahra Buhari Celebrates Mother-in-law On 60th Birthday (photo) by Aksnoopy: 12:25pm On Oct 02, 2020
They said they don't drink alcohol that it's a sin, but they do drugs to get high and it's not a sinful act.
They don't know that they are being hypocritical and beer is way better than beverages.
Hypocritical head slammers!!! cool

Ahmed indimi, the crack head and Hoes bag.
CelebritiesRe: CDQ Calls Out Seyi Tinubu For Disrespecting Him At Davido's House by Aksnoopy: 11:08pm On Oct 01, 2020
Falomo211:
Bleep u dude who u be to call person church rat u dey mad!!!! CDQ matter no concern me but even if you be billionaire which I know u are not u no suppose call person church rat bastard
The bastard na 30k BMC/bourdillon crew with free data.
CelebritiesRe: CDQ Calls Out Seyi Tinubu For Disrespecting Him At Davido's House by Aksnoopy: 10:57pm On Oct 01, 2020
mayklef:
E be like Lagos don tire diz CDQ
Lmao! Werey. grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: My Boyfriend Has Refused To Pick My Calls – Nengi (Video) by Aksnoopy: 9:48pm On Oct 01, 2020
Zzor:
I'm supporting the guy in this case,how can you claim to be in a relationship and still allow people grab you all in the name of a show,and she's somehow stringing ozo along so she could eat her cake and have it.Let ozo have you and leave the supposed boyfriend,i like the fact that hes a no nonsense man,those type of men are highly disciplined
This one you are making so much sense today. Is it that time of the month already?
CelebritiesRe: My Boyfriend Has Refused To Pick My Calls – Nengi (Video) by Aksnoopy: 9:45pm On Oct 01, 2020
JewelJohn:
The guy is insecure. Move on dear. You're better off.
OFR crew talk. Naso Una go marry, then they Bleep upandan. If an Alpha male cut you Hoes some slack, y'all will label him insecure. undecided
CelebritiesRe: Neo: I Did Not Wash Vee’s Pants, I Rinsed It by Aksnoopy: 9:27pm On Oct 01, 2020
Werey pant washer said he rinsed it. grin grin
Power of toto!!!
PoliticsRe: Jonathan, Mama Peace Join Buhari At Eagles Square For 60th Independence Parade by Aksnoopy: 6:42pm On Oct 01, 2020
Kriss216:
Tinubu is missing in action. Slaves don’t dine with masters.
Savagery!!! grin grin

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