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Dear Ladies in Naira Lander,
as a result of my severe Job hunting, I have pimples all over my face.
Please, does any lady in the house know a lasting solution to pimples on a fine face?
Please, I would appreciate ladies in the house to give me suggestion on how to combat pimples.
ur contributions will be rewarded.
thanks in advance.

@ poster,
I also hv a church that conducts night vigil every other day. the worst is that they hav the most horrible choir and their pastors are next to Orisejafor. r u complaining of shouting Holy ghost fire? may be that church is not mounting of fire that shout all types of fire.
It terrible. we live in a lawless society where people go beyond boundaries, do anything and get away with that.
@ second poster,
r u not aware of accommodation problem in Lagos? that's probably where the first poster found himself. pls. be considerate.

i also need same. pls send details of what u ve got to me on: akumbu24@yahoo.com

@poster,
Do u mind stating the prize ranges, how much for a plot or an acre, so buyers will be able to make up their minds faster.
I need to know what u r offering and if its what spending money on calls, cos there so many other people making such offers.

Hi Enokoko,
u posted a number for contacting you right, how come the reply was as if u never posted ur number in a public portal.
I need a fairly used car, Toyota, Nissan or Honda.
preferably Hatch-Back with 4-doors b/w 150K-180K. if u hv anyone that meets the criteria, send an email to me on akumbu24@yahoo.com.
Xpecting your reply.

Kingsol4u.
Do u also belong to the category of people looking for Jobs? who will employ you?

the problem is that a lot of Graduates are not even qualified for positions they apply for, they don't apply to the right places where they fit in. All the employment offers I 've ever got were never influenced, they were all by Merit. I made a 2:2, so dont think i made a first class, I am not saying that there people don't get employed by influence, but it is just only 20%, prove you have something to offer, add more value to the CV every other person has, make urself outstanding and apply to the Job meant for you, and then wait for people to beg you to work for or with them.
Do not be frustrated, probably u have been applying to all the vacancies u see whether u meet up with requirements or not, at the end of the day u become frustrated and tired of applications.

Fellow Nairalanders,
Can you people imagine different ways all these 419 people dupe gullible and greedy human beings? I received this message from one of them, but the question is, who ever told him I am a foreigner? pls, learn your lessons and don't fall victims. I decided to put this message forward for the world to see and be on their look out for such devils.
Read and beware of 419!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Friend,
I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise as we have never met before, but need not to worry as I am using the only secured and confidential medium available to seek for your foreign assistance in a business. I am contacting you independently of my investigation and no one is informed of this communication.
My name is Dr.Yakube Akim. I am the bill and exchange manager in African Development Bank.I Hoped that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that I am about to repose on you for the mutual benefit of our both families.
I am writing in respect of a foreign customer of our Bank who perished along with his next of kin with Korean Air Line, flight number 801 with the whole passengers on 6th of augustus 1997 and for your perusal you can view this site http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/9708/06/guam.passenger.list
Since the demise of this our customer, I personally has watched with keen interest to see the next of kin but all has proved abortive as no one has come to claim his funds of US$8.3M (Eight Million Three Hundred Thoudsand United States Dollars) which has been with our branch for a very longtime.
On this note, I decided to seek for whom his name shall be used as theNext of Kin since nobody is coming for the fund again. The Banking ethics here does not allow such money to stay more than 12 years, because the money will be recalled to the Bank treasury as unclaimed fund after this period.
In view of this I got your contact through the internet when I was making a research for a foreigner that I will use in this great opportunity because I dont want the money to be recalled to our Bank treasury as uncliamed fund.
I am offering you 40% of the total sum if you agree to execute this transaction with me and the rest 60% will be for me.
The reason for a foreigner in the business is for the fact that the deceased man was a foreigner and it is not authorized by the law guiding our Bank for a citizen of this country to make such claim.
This is the reason while the request of you as a foreigner is necessary to apply for the release and transfer of the fund smoothly into your reliable Bank account.
If you are really sure of your integerity, trustworthy and confidentiality, and accept not to cheat or disappoint me after this business, reply with your telephone and fax numbers and Banking account details where you wish to receive the fund.
Upon receipt of the above mentioned informations,indicating your interest in the business,I will draft and send to you by fax or e-mail a letter of application which you will re-copy and send back to our Foreign Remittance Department in our Bank, for easy execution of the transaction.
I will not fail to bring to your notice that this business is hitch free and don't have any negative implication .Please you should not entertain any fear as I have made all modalities for the smooth and easy transfer of this fund to your account. This transaction will be completed within 14 Bank working days immediately we start the business.
Please observe utmost confidentiality and be rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country immediately after the transaction.
Waiting for your urgent response and please kindly delete if you are not interested.

Regards,
Dr.Yakube Akim
African Development Bank.

I gave him the piece of my heart in my sarcastic reply to him. he didn't even get the spelling of his name. A Dr. in African Development Bank11111111111

Fellow Nairalanders,
Can you people imagine different ways all these 419 people dupe gullible and greedy human beings? I received this message from one of them, but the question is, who ever told him I am a foreigner? pls, learn your lessons and don't fall victims. I decided to put this message forward for the world to see and be on their look out for such devils.
Read and beware of 419!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Friend,
I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise as we have never met before, but need not to worry as I am using the only secured and confidential medium available to seek for your foreign assistance in a business. I am contacting you independently of my investigation and no one is informed of this communication.
My name is Dr.Yakube Akim. I am the bill and exchange manager in African Development Bank.I Hoped that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that I am about to repose on you for the mutual benefit of our both families.
I am writing in respect of a foreign customer of our Bank who perished along with his next of kin with Korean Air Line, flight number 801 with the whole passengers on 6th of augustus 1997 and for your perusal you can view this site http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/9708/06/guam.passenger.list
Since the demise of this our customer, I personally has watched with keen interest to see the next of kin but all has proved abortive as no one has come to claim his funds of US$8.3M (Eight Million Three Hundred Thoudsand United States Dollars) which has been with our branch for a very longtime.
On this note, I decided to seek for whom his name shall be used as theNext of Kin since nobody is coming for the fund again. The Banking ethics here does not allow such money to stay more than 12 years, because the money will be recalled to the Bank treasury as unclaimed fund after this period.
In view of this I got your contact through the internet when I was making a research for a foreigner that I will use in this great opportunity because I dont want the money to be recalled to our Bank treasury as uncliamed fund.
I am offering you 40% of the total sum if you agree to execute this transaction with me and the rest 60% will be for me.
The reason for a foreigner in the business is for the fact that the deceased man was a foreigner and it is not authorized by the law guiding our Bank for a citizen of this country to make such claim.
This is the reason while the request of you as a foreigner is necessary to apply for the release and transfer of the fund smoothly into your reliable Bank account.
If you are really sure of your integerity, trustworthy and confidentiality, and accept not to cheat or disappoint me after this business, reply with your telephone and fax numbers and Banking account details where you wish to receive the fund.
Upon receipt of the above mentioned informations,indicating your interest in the business,I will draft and send to you by fax or e-mail a letter of application which you will re-copy and send back to our Foreign Remittance Department in our Bank, for easy execution of the transaction.
I will not fail to bring to your notice that this business is hitch free and don't have any negative implication .Please you should not entertain any fear as I have made all modalities for the smooth and easy transfer of this fund to your account. This transaction will be completed within 14 Bank working days immediately we start the business.
Please observe utmost confidentiality and be rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country immediately after the transaction.
Waiting for your urgent response and please kindly delete if you are not interested.

Regards,
Dr.Yakube Akim
African Development Bank.

I gave him the piece of my heart in my sarcastic reply to him. he didn't even get the spelling of his name. A Dr. in African Development Bank11111111111

Fellow Nairalanders,
Can you people imagine different ways all these 419 people dupe gullible and greedy human beings? I received this message from one of them, but the question is, who ever told him I am a foreigner? pls, learn your lessons and don't fall victims. I decided to put this message forward for the world to see and be on their look out for such devils.
Read and beware of 419!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Friend,
I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise as we have never met before, but need not to worry as I am using the only secured and confidential medium available to seek for your foreign assistance in a business. I am contacting you independently of my investigation and no one is informed of this communication.
My name is Dr.Yakube Akim. I am the bill and exchange manager in African Development Bank.I Hoped that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that I am about to repose on you for the mutual benefit of our both families.
I am writing in respect of a foreign customer of our Bank who perished along with his next of kin with Korean Air Line, flight number 801 with the whole passengers on 6th of augustus 1997 and for your perusal you can view this site http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/9708/06/guam.passenger.list
Since the demise of this our customer, I personally has watched with keen interest to see the next of kin but all has proved abortive as no one has come to claim his funds of US$8.3M (Eight Million Three Hundred Thoudsand United States Dollars) which has been with our branch for a very longtime.
On this note, I decided to seek for whom his name shall be used as theNext of Kin since nobody is coming for the fund again. The Banking ethics here does not allow such money to stay more than 12 years, because the money will be recalled to the Bank treasury as unclaimed fund after this period.
In view of this I got your contact through the internet when I was making a research for a foreigner that I will use in this great opportunity because I dont want the money to be recalled to our Bank treasury as uncliamed fund.
I am offering you 40% of the total sum if you agree to execute this transaction with me and the rest 60% will be for me.
The reason for a foreigner in the business is for the fact that the deceased man was a foreigner and it is not authorized by the law guiding our Bank for a citizen of this country to make such claim.
This is the reason while the request of you as a foreigner is necessary to apply for the release and transfer of the fund smoothly into your reliable Bank account.
If you are really sure of your integerity, trustworthy and confidentiality, and accept not to cheat or disappoint me after this business, reply with your telephone and fax numbers and Banking account details where you wish to receive the fund.
Upon receipt of the above mentioned informations,indicating your interest in the business,I will draft and send to you by fax or e-mail a letter of application which you will re-copy and send back to our Foreign Remittance Department in our Bank, for easy execution of the transaction.
I will not fail to bring to your notice that this business is hitch free and don't have any negative implication .Please you should not entertain any fear as I have made all modalities for the smooth and easy transfer of this fund to your account. This transaction will be completed within 14 Bank working days immediately we start the business.
Please observe utmost confidentiality and be rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country immediately after the transaction.
Waiting for your urgent response and please kindly delete if you are not interested.

Regards,
Dr.Yakube Akim
African Development Bank.

I gave him the piece of my heart in my sarcastic reply to him. he didn't even get the spelling of his name. A Dr. in African Development Bank11111111111

Lazy job seekers, are u people not the ones the poster is doing the favor for? just go to the recommended web site and sort yourselves out, rather than wasting you limited cafe time on complaining. must you be spoon fed at all times? i am sure those of u that are complaining never did any school researches and assignments, u must have copied even your CV's.
Be grateful that someone is trying to help you get a job.

lie lie, I cant marry someone that earns lower than me the woman.
how is he going to provide for the family? abi na my Money he go depend on?
Infact, I intend to stop working as soon as i marry and my husband will take care of me. that's why i am the woman.

Why dont they differentiate between training and recruitment.
They want to play tricks on us.
Thay said entry level recruitment, they when u get da, they will tell you to pay to be trained before the assessment for recruitment.
please fello lansders, use your brain and run for your dear lives.
let them tell us the nature of the tarining, duration and how much, we will then individually decide if its worth applying for.
if they want o recruit, which i doubt, then there should not be any fee for a job u dont even have yet.
act wisely please.

U better go to wherever u have been posted to.
Most serious minded organisations will always ask u where u did your primary assignment, it is cery important.
my advice is for you to think of a community development services to carryout in the place they posted you and win best copper of the year.
If you dont have any Idea, send email to akumbu24@yahoo.co so iwll give u hints.

Syenite,
You just got the correct reply.
But Banks are actually helping out every category of graduates, smart and dull inclusive b/c there is actually no brain work in some of the banking practices, they involve some science and engineering gradautes in the taskful operations.

First question: what is your educational background?
Second: Why do u want to do ICT program? is it just to get a job?
Third: What is you I.Q level? and how fast can you learn and apply?
if you can answer this question, then send an email to akumbu24@yahoo.com, so that I will give you d/f packages and where they are needed as well as other relevant materials for the courses.

where did u see or hear about the results? are u an HR of Intercontinental? Radio w/out battery;
Any one that is successful will be contacted at the right time.
Pls dont answer what u dont know.

Hope you are talking and reffering to urself goung-nigga

you are looking for wseet names.
Strawberry
Vanilla
Fantasy
melinca
cripsy
shirley

then for a boy
arsenal
mentor
lion

but You will definitly love oyibonised igbo names, i will give u their meanings
Kerry-ka erienne
kunny-akunna
soque-so ma chi kwe
then for a boy
bundus-chibundom
zuby-azubuike
Zeego-Eze-ego
But as you want a yoruba name
I like these names
Damilola-damy for short
oluwalosey, oluwaloyin, oluwatosin (loshe, loyin and tosin for shorts)
(I don't know the spellings and meanings)
the choice is yours.

Yes wld like to have joint account with my husband, but he puts all the money and both of us will be signatories to the account. No problem eeeh.

@fuzek,
Dont allow the spirit of penticostalism to deceive you,
You are the one to make the decision noy God this time around.
Husband should be next of kin for wife and Wife next of kin for husband,
case closed, then they can will their property or whatever to their son(s) or daughter(s) as the case may be.

The man will be respected if he respects the woman that is doing the job for him.
I know a man that the wife is the bread winner of their family and he still beats the wife always given the reason as frustration even when the woman was pregnant,
such a man should never be respected.

when we were growing up, we called him Daddy, but lately everybody calls him papa including the grand children, so we all saw ourselves generally calling him papa.
But thats not bad, it doesnt mean we are not close to him, and do u know what? he like it and refers himself to as papa also.

I will definitely keep it for myself.
I wont give to anyone, cos i cant afford to loose my kidney.

You are suppose to gain experience from the small companies, where you will learn and earn little salary.
The problem is that a lot of graduate will want to earn millions and that's why they look at big companies and multinationals where they will earn fat salary with the assumption that 'by the virtue of being graduate's.
Let me ask you one question, if I tell you to come and work for me so that I will teach you, i.e, you gain experience you require for your career and pay you just your transport fare, will you agree? that's the problem, we always look at the wrong direction.
where to earn big money without addind a single value to the organisation.
experience has taught the companies the best way to shortlist huge application from qualified and unqualified applicants to any position advertised.

what can you offer to a company? have you taught of that? apart from just doing what u will be asked to do, which everyother person can do.
Let me save other peoples' time and stop.

MTN of naira value in Standford University,
do u mean University of Ajegunle?

Could you pple please give details of the Jubily Company, so we can make further enquiries about them and their morrgage services.
Thanks.

@ estylov1,
I am interested in buying a 3B/R flat.
please post the details, Price, location and the condition of the Flats.
so I will know if its withingmy budget before I contact you.
hope u will respond to this.
Or send the details to my email add; akumbu24@yahoo.com

I tried calling you But could nt get through.
Please could you detail the specifications, that is the conditions(water and accessibility) and the rent.
If 1year rent is allowed, please send the details to me; akumbu24@yahoo.com.
expecting your response soon.
thanks.

@Ola4u,
I am Highly interested, but do u have an idea of what one can use one plot of land to build, i mean in terms of residential housing?

Fellow nairalanders,
please a friend of mine is in need of a 2B/R well finished flat at Ogba or Ojodu, Lagos. accessible road and decent compound with water, rent at about 180K-200K and the landlord that can acept 1yr. rent.
anybody with the information should please contact me on 01-4040952. or email me: akumbu24@yahoo.com.
Thanks for your anticipated contributions.

Please, is there anyone in the house that has a self contain or a B/Q not in use that can spare it for me?
I stay very far from my place of work in V/I and i am earning little that doesn't make up for my transport money at the end of the month.
I am urgently in need.
Location should be in V/I or Lekki phase one, or any other place close to V/I.
my email ID is: akumbu24@yahoo.com
anyone with relevant info should please contact me.
I am also ready to pay a reasonable amount for the accomodation. I don't mind sharing with a kind hearted sister that is willing to help.
call: 01 4040952.