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Culture / Re: How Can Blood Oath Be Broken? by AkuOlisa: 12:37pm On Jul 14, 2022
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EmiDon11:
ok let me shock you.,
I don't even want her kpekus.,
Kpekus is not the only thing nigerian girls can offer in a relationship.
Some of them can still offer true love IF u too show them real love,IF u are not stingy, IF u are not cheating on her, IF u protect and guard her well.,
Mind you, girls only cheat when u are stingy.
U can be stingy to ur fellow man but not to a girl.
They are wonderfull made


I swear if this post is your mindset, before the next 6 months, you will open a thread on how your girlfriends cheated on you and took your Mr nice guy nature for granted. The heartbreak will be multipurpose and extremely funny.



You are a true definition of a SIMPle romantic that will be used by countless women.
Politics / Re: Proof Of Opposition Arranging A Gun-wielding Youth To Support Peter Obi by AkuOlisa: 7:22am On Jul 11, 2022
Even an illiterate knows that this miscreant was paid by the opposition to tarnish Peter Obi image as much as they can. We are expecting more of this desperate manipulations to manifest during campaign

Las last Atiku will win 2023 election.

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Politics / Re: Adamu Garba: Tinubu Made The Best Choice In Kashim Shettima by AkuOlisa: 4:48am On Jul 11, 2022
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Kenneth4u205:
Yes nothing is wrong with the choice since he wish to loose massively in the south . Majority of Nigerians are now left with the choice of either voting ATiku or obi.


They have done their assignments and concluded that the southern (s/s and s/e votes and northern Christian votes are inconsiquencal because the believe block votes from the west and some northern states will give them they needed number to win
Politics / Re: Tinubu's Running Mate: El-Rufai, Shetimma Makes Final List by AkuOlisa: 8:15am On Jul 09, 2022
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helinues:
Shettima, Shettima, Shettima


I don't think so. They will go with Elrufai to appease the cpc group (buhari,Amechi, Elrufai and co ).
Politics / Re: Fayose, Three Other APC Governors in private meeting with Wike by AkuOlisa: 6:20pm On Jul 08, 2022
In as much as PDP not not treat Wike with the respect he deserves, especially after keeping PDP afloat when the likes of Atiku and co abandoned the party, him moving to APC is a bad move politically especially now that his tenure as governor is coming to an end and he is not contesting for another political post....
Family / Re: Girl Confesses That Her Mother Gave Her Rat Poison To Put In Her Father's Food by AkuOlisa: 7:14pm On Jul 30, 2021
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Rozcol:
The dad must have been very terrible but she should have simply divorce his sorry ass than taking vengeance.

If the dad is as terrible as you vagina people wants us to believe I am 100% sure the little girl wouldn't have told her bad.

Dear men.
Please be vigilant, there's a serious secret war the vagina entities are waging against men. Don't trust ANY woman I repeat don't trust ANY woman.

They will demoralized or even kill you at the slightest opportunity and their gangs of frustrated Feminist will support and defend her....

Men wake up.

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Family / Re: Please Which Anambra/delta Igbo Names Will I Give My Baby Boy. by AkuOlisa: 9:37pm On Jun 05, 2021
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SlayerForever:



Any Olisa name: Akuolisa, Nwaolisa etc. Also Chinemelum.


cool

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Egypt Relocates 22 Royal Mummies, Kings And Queens To National Museum In Style by AkuOlisa: 9:52am On Apr 04, 2021
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lastempero:


Depending on your definition of blacks because it was coined by Europeans to label everyone from this side black and who are the arabs if i should ask.

My definition of black is anyone or race with dark skin or brown skin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Egypt Relocates 22 Royal Mummies, Kings And Queens To National Museum In Style by AkuOlisa: 8:25am On Apr 04, 2021
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Lagoon0:

Black are not into the business of of archaeology and sciences. Only white does that so more reasons history and fact will be hidden

Oil dey your head.
The whites are trying soo hard to eliminate the blackness of Ancient Egypt just as they successfully manipulated and even eradicate the blackness of Jesus Christ, many prophets of old as well as many ancient Europeans kings.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Egypt Relocates 22 Royal Mummies, Kings And Queens To National Museum In Style by AkuOlisa: 8:11am On Apr 04, 2021
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Lagoon0:

According to the bible , Israelite still seek refuge in Egypt anytime they're in trouble. Even baby Jesus was taken to Egypt to escape death.
The conquered Egypt came during the Arabian invasion.
Same thing happened to Israel. The Israel we see today was invented back by united nation. Don't be emotional about fact.

Not many people today know that the Egyptians of today are mostly descendant of the Arabs that invaded Egypt.

According to history facts ancient Egyptians were mostly blacks.

Something happened to the black race somewhere in Ancient history unfortunately that part of history is either destroyed or hidden

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Egypt Relocates 22 Royal Mummies, Kings And Queens To National Museum In Style by AkuOlisa: 7:57am On Apr 04, 2021
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Foodqueen:
Pharaohs as how

Is pharaoh a title or a name

Don't come for me, IAM not good at history so I want to learn.

Thought it was just one pharaoh that was recorded in the Bible.


Explorer

Pharaoh is a kingly title.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Egypt Relocates 22 Royal Mummies, Kings And Queens To National Museum In Style by AkuOlisa: 7:55am On Apr 04, 2021
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Cti28:

If it where this shithole, useless committee will be set up, billions will be spent and "las Las, na hijet them go use transport am"

Our religious leaders for don cast and bind and even destroy them finish before the committee realize what is happening.
Business / Re: Man Scammed By Fake Bank Representatives Who Promised 1 Million - Pictures by AkuOlisa: 5:10pm On Apr 03, 2021
grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Zamfara Governor, Bello Matawalle Set To Join APC by AkuOlisa: 5:36am On Apr 03, 2021
The fact that Nigerians are talking about politicians and their oloshozim in the face of insecurities in the country says a lot about we as a people.

See how people are celebrating a bandits sympathizer because he is switching political party.

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Blasts Nkechi Blessing Sunday Over Tattoo Saga (pictures) by AkuOlisa: 2:15pm On Feb 25, 2021
I wonder when and how this confused entity becomes the the role model and queen of Nigeria female celebrities.
Family / Re: Kaduna Pensioner Burns Down His House To Prevent Estranged Wife From Returning by AkuOlisa: 7:48am On Feb 21, 2021
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catice:
Why not just move out of the house for them? This seems like the most foolish thing ive ever read on the internet.


Why will he leave the house for them ? Did any of them assisted in building the house ?

Where was the wife in the last 20 year's ?

After the wife don waka waka for 20 years ? The man should then abandon his house because of a wayward woman.

Na this kind mentality the make women believe the can do and behave anyhow and get away with it.
Romance / Re: She Is Turning Me Into A Simp. Save Me Guys by AkuOlisa: 8:35pm On Feb 19, 2021
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Fahdiga:
You are already a simp for life. no going back bro. your reward is in heaven

The fact that the Op doesn't he is a SIMP is extremely alarming.
Romance / Re: She Is Turning Me Into A Simp. Save Me Guys by AkuOlisa: 8:32pm On Feb 19, 2021
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OMOJOHN001:
Advice needed please guys.


I don't even know what else to tell her again.
I have said all I can yet she is still adamant.

Imagine a SIMP Thinking he is something else.

By begging and trying to convince her to date you, you only succeeded in exposing how insecure you are both mentally and emotionally.

By trying to convince her you just reduced your manliness by 50%.

Op you are not acting like a Simp, you are a certify SIMP.
Romance / Re: She Is Turning Me Into A Simp. Save Me Guys by AkuOlisa: 8:27pm On Feb 19, 2021
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OMOJOHN001:
I have know her since 2017 but we don't talk.

Two weeks ago I met her again and I collected her num.
We talked for few days and chat.

So yesterday I decided to ask her out, I Visit her and I actually ask her out, She didn't say anything than We should talk about it on WhatsApp. I didn't want to accept but cuz of my work I need to accept that we talk about it on WhatsApp.

Now since yesterday, she has been telling me that she haven't know me enough, she needs to know me first.
This morning she said she is not interested in a relationship for now, and again she needs to know something's about me first.

I don't stay long on girls, Me begging and trying to confuse her since yesterday is getting boring already. I am confused, I love her sincerely,

Should i just Ghost her and her knowing knowing words.
or
I should keep trying. I am looking like a SIMP already and I hate it.

Op you are not looking like a simp you are a FULL blown SIMP and the unfortunate thing is that you don't even know you're a SIMP.

A true Red piller would have STOPPED communicating with her the moment she said she's not interested in a relationship.
Technology Market / Re: Post Your Scrap/dead/faulty Phones For Sale Here by AkuOlisa: 9:47pm On Feb 17, 2021
LG V20 = 4/64
faulty LCD screen light and charging pots

Iphone 6
Dead panel

10k each

Contact on signature.

Education / Re: Kagara: Abducted Students Will Return Safe – Niger State Government (Photo) by AkuOlisa: 4:06pm On Feb 17, 2021
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SilverNorGold:
Good ... President Muhammadu Buhari is on top of the situation... Expect their speedy release any moment from now... Once Baba is involved, consider it solved!

As for those bloody criminals, they're already DOOMED! They'll not get a DIME! Instead, they'll do time for their crime!

God is in control.
Nigeria is blessed..

Oga me and you know say na settle dem go settle those bandits las las. And I can assure you not a single one of them will be killed or arrested.
Fashion / Re: 100% Raw, Concentrated & Undiluted Designer Perfume Oils That Last 72hrs & More by AkuOlisa: 3:37pm On Feb 17, 2021
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Sharon6:
Raw undiluted perfume oils that lasts for 72 hours and more.

How much is the 100ml male perfume ?
Romance / Re: Does My Fiancée Love Me? by AkuOlisa: 11:19am On Feb 17, 2021
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Fantachapman:
The girl I am engaged to and want to marry told me today that i love her more than she loves me. What does this mean?

There was something we were discussing and I told her there are several things that she does that makes me doubt if she truly loves me. She then replied saying, she loved her ex more than he loved her, and so she decided to not love anyone more than she loves them. That as for me, I love her more than she loves me, that’s why I sometimes thinks she doesn’t love me.

I told her this is not something you tell someone you want to marry and she said I am taking it too far.

Please am I making a mistake to want to marry her? Does she love me? Or am I taking her statement too far like she said?

What your woman is saying indirectly, it that you should not expect her to be as committed to the relationship as you are.

It will take only a phone call from her Ex and madam will cheat on you. It doesn't matter whether she is married to you then or not.

Never date or marry a woman that love her Ex more than she Love you the current man.

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Technology Market / Re: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by AkuOlisa: 6:24pm On Feb 16, 2021
Faulty phones for sale.

LG V20 =4/64
BAD CHARGING PORT AND SCREEN LCD LIGHT.
10K

IPHONE 6
DEAD PANEL
10K

location = port harcourt.

Check my signature for WhattsApp contact.

Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Of 4 Months Just Broke Up With Me by AkuOlisa: 12:23pm On Feb 11, 2021
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Everrich96:
I'm insecure, lonely and depressed . I've had my hopes all raised . She was my best friend and only friend. I always thought for 2 and did for 2.
I did everything to make her stay, I was convinced she loved me to a fault. She would do anything for me.

But my insecurity was my biggest flaw. I didn't want to lose her Cuz I was scared and unknowingly pushing her away. In my previous thread, I stated that 'everyone I've loved ended up leaving eventually', and I almost never let anyone in, but In Her case, I did . I have always felt alone all my life till I met her.

All of a sudden she said she was busy with life , she was stressed and tired of my insecurity and she wanted to leave me in the relationship. This came after we had a slight misunderstanding and we didn't communicate for a week Cuz she wouldn't talk to me. It came as a shock. I'm broken and I'm still wondering where I went wrong. I need someone to talk to . I just wanna make money and work on myself. I'm about to round off school, in my final year... With all the pressure and depression I might misplace my priorities.


Someone help me. I need therapy. I want to move on but I dunno how to start.

You sound sooo clingy and insecure.

My conclusion ? You're an insecure SIMP
Politics / Re: Tinubu Cannot Stand To See A Woman Cry, Deserves To Be President - Group by AkuOlisa: 12:13pm On Feb 11, 2021
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seunmsg:


Nobody can discuss 2023 politics without mentioning Tinubu. He’s the man to beat and they all know it. That’s why you all can’t get his name out of your mouth. What people like you think is ridicule is actually publicity. There is no bad publicity out there.

Mr man the endsars lekki saga dealt a big blow to tinubu presidential ambition and secondly this fulani issues in the south west is another big blow to his ambition. Tinubu silence on that issue will be used against both in the North and South.
Crime / Re: Lagos Police Arrests Landlady's Daughter For Beating Male Tenant To Death by AkuOlisa: 7:46am On Feb 11, 2021
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FBIBOT:
Ah... She beat a grown up man to death ke... grin table don turn o... Bushmeat don dey pursue hunter


while the woman was beating the living daylight out of the man, he was busy listing to those that where shouting REAL MEN DON'T BEAT WOMEN and before you know it the so called weaker sex killed the stronger sex
Crime / Re: Lagos Police Arrests Landlady's Daughter For Beating Male Tenant To Death by AkuOlisa: 7:43am On Feb 11, 2021
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Aflix:
Na wa oooo. How did she manage to beat a man to death

Because while the woman was beating the living daylight out of the man, he was busy listing to those that where shouting REAL MEN DON'T BEAT WOMEN and before you know it the so called weaker sex killed the stronger sex.
Romance / Re: My Fiancée Has Stopped Picking My Calls by AkuOlisa: 10:02am On Feb 09, 2021
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sapien:
If this is the case, then it's her loss, because once I find out it's another guy that's taking her attention, then it's officially over between us.

I think this is the reason she's scared of telling me anything. She probably wants to test both waters and see which is deeper.

Op let us be honest with ourselves.
Your woman is seeing someone else. The only reason she has not officially ended the relationship,is because she wants to be sure that the new guy will not disappoint her.....

The question her is if the other guy disappoints her and she returns to you with their usual victim mentality tears will you be a SIMP and accept her back ?

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Romance / Re: My Best Friend Tried To Kill Me Because Of A Girl by AkuOlisa: 4:58pm On Feb 07, 2021
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Orlaoluwayimika:


Trust me his' friend won't ve believed him.

The fiancee cld ve claimed he made the 1st move or perhaps forced her just like she has jst claimed he raped her.


Most of them blaming the Op will probably do worse if they find themselves in such situations.

Telling the friend about the waywardness of his fiancee is not the issue. The issue his will they Op believe him ?

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Romance / Re: My Best Friend Tried To Kill Me Because Of A Girl by AkuOlisa: 4:51pm On Feb 07, 2021
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SpiritFree:
You raped her, as long as she didn't give full consent. From all indications you persuaded her to have sex in your apartment. See how kpekus wan lead you to early grave?
If the girl truly sent nudes to you on several occasions, she wouldn't be bold enough to say you raped her if you didn't.
Fake friend! You put yourself in this mess, leave us out of it.

It is people like you who makes women believe they can do anything including accusing a man of rape and get away with it.....

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Romance / Re: My Best Friend Tried To Kill Me Because Of A Girl by AkuOlisa: 4:48pm On Feb 07, 2021
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SouthSouth1914:


This guy is unrepentant and a wicked friend! The lady stayed with him for one week, obviously she must have been giving passes at him. He could have called his friend back home telling him about his fiancee’s advances!

Besides, this is his own side of the story and we all shouldn’t believe him. There are always 3 sides to a story.


Oga if your friend called you out of the blue that your fiancee is making passes at him will you believe him over her ?

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