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Family / Re: Age 25 With 1 Million Naira & Living With My Parents: Buy Land Or Pack Out? by AkuOlisa: 7:53am On Aug 21, 2020
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CuteVally:
Thanks i will take this into consideraion.

Op I will advise you base on my own experience.

As long as your parents house is comfortable and they are not making your life miserable, I will advise you use that money and buy the land or invest it something productive. (Forex or any other good business) In a few months time you can still safe enough to move out of your parents house.

Don't be tempted with the promises of being a man and having your freedom because if that is the only reason why you want to move out, I can promise you that 1million will not last 5 months.

Be patient being a man and having your freedom ( having your own accommodation) is inevitable but let it be on your own terms and not because of societal pressure.

The 3 plots of land my elder brother bought for me in 1993 in woji port harcourt for less than a million naira is worth around 15million as of last month..

Be patient and be wise.
Health / Re: Her Stretch Marks Are Getting Black... Advice Needed Please. by AkuOlisa: 9:40pm On Aug 19, 2020
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NevetsIbot:


Na so I see am o... And no... I'm not shy about it at all

Oh thanks a lot.. I'll tell that to her... Better still, I'll give her the link.

Thanks man

Let her use sweet Almond oil. It works like magic.
Romance / Re: Thread removed by AkuOlisa: 7:13pm On Aug 19, 2020
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Juliusmomoh:

No oo am no a simp oo

Being affriad of what people will say about who you toast or where the toasting was done says a lot about you.
Romance / Re: Thread removed by AkuOlisa: 6:42pm On Aug 19, 2020
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kenir:
All these people where dey fear pastor

That is one of the characteristic of a simp.

They don't have a mind of their own
Crime / Re: Sunday Shodipe: IGP Deploys Crack Detectives To Oyo State by AkuOlisa: 6:35pm On Aug 19, 2020
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seunlayi:
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By now, if the boy did it on foot from Akinyele to the border, he must be out of the country to a safer place.

But let us reason together. It was claimed that he was sighted by many. I believed that a criminal that escaped won't go back directly to his former home to cool down for days if not a mutual release and I expected the police to have immediately rushed down to his home immediately they discovered that he has actually excaped...... Don't know if I am wrong on this?



Somebody that is probably somewhere in Bayalsa or sokoto cooling down. Unless he's not as smart as the police want us to believe.
Politics / Re: Killings In Southern Kaduna Must Stop Now –MSSN by AkuOlisa: 6:31pm On Aug 19, 2020
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Supan:
let me make some revelations because some of us also have our own intelligence networks. I have met with some of the bandits, we have met with some of their high commanders. One or two who have repented. They have sat down with us, not once, not twice.

They told us that one of the northern governors is the commander of Boko Haram in Nigeria. Boko Haram and the Bandits are one and the same thing. They have a sophisticated network. during this lockdown there Planes were moving up and down as though there was no lock down. Moving ammunitions, money, logistics and distributing them in different part of the country. They are already in the south. In the rain forest of the south. They are everywhere. They told us that when they finish this rural killings, they will move to phase 2.

In the Phase 2, they will go into the urban cities, going from house to house killing prominent people. I can tell you, this is the game plan. By 2022, they want to start a civil war in Nigeria. Don't joke with what I am saying you. I have a PHD from Oxford university. I am a central banker, we don't talk nonsense. So don't joke with what I am telling you. --- Obadiah Mailafia

My prayers is that other regions especially my S/E should put things in place and be prepare just in case.

Because the signs are there for any reasonable person to know that something sinister is about to happen in this country.
Romance / Re: Did I Overreacted? My Girlfriend Did This by AkuOlisa: 10:13am On Aug 19, 2020
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Binhamid:


Are you saying I should dump her and move on?
being a simp should be criminalise.

Your girlfriend have been cheating on you since secondly she is not sorry that she cheated. She is only sorry she was no smart enough for you not to suspect her.

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Family / Re: Man Finds Out His 3-Year-Old Daughter Is Not His After A Secret DNA Test by AkuOlisa: 5:38pm On Jul 29, 2020
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positivevibez:
What if a rogue nurse switched that baby at birth angry angry angry

From the woman reaction she very much knew the man is not the real father.

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Politics / Re: Obaseki’s Ward Councilor, Six Others From Oredo LG Declare Support For Ize-iyamu by AkuOlisa: 10:02pm On Jul 28, 2020
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Bighead9:
Igbo caused this for Obaseki, Obasekis election will end the Atiku way. Igbo did same to Ojukwu, Sarakı, Dino Melaye, Ambode, Jimmy Agbaje and Goodluck Jonathan. grin grin

Don't let your tribalistic mentality fool you.
Igbos don't give a fucckin Bleep about edo State election.

Anybody that doesn't support Apc is automatically an igbo person to you people.

Any I no blame you and your stupidity
Crime / Re: Rape: Izu Madubueze Reads Suicide Note Before Killing Self Over False Accusation by AkuOlisa: 6:04am On Jul 28, 2020
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homesteady:
Are you people still claiming he was falsely accused of rape? The girl who made the list has made it public, he was included in that list for harassment. She also uploaded texts of him apologising for harassment.

Let people have a balanced view.

Oga he did not rape her physically.
The said girl accused him of NON-physical sexual harassment. As in social media sexual harassment.

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Phones / Re: Android Vs IOS Homescreen Screenshot Challenge July 2020 by AkuOlisa: 1:08pm On Jul 08, 2020
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Mike23r:
a51

Guy how slick is the A51 phone ?
Phones / Re: Tecno Pouvoir 4 Specifications And Price by AkuOlisa: 7:41am On Jul 08, 2020
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elvischukie:


which game do you intend to play on a p22 processor? candy crush and subway suffers maybe grin

Candi crush grin
Crime / Re: EFCC Docks “Adeherself” For Possession Of Fraudulent Documents by AkuOlisa: 2:18pm On Jul 07, 2020
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SweetCunt97:
Are u minding him? They are waiting for people to put in the card details there to hack them.

I don't blame the idiott .
The the greedy people that will visit that site I blame.
Crime / Re: EFCC Docks “Adeherself” For Possession Of Fraudulent Documents by AkuOlisa: 2:04pm On Jul 07, 2020
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EngineerBode:
They should dock Gandollar too. Her smile is nice, I will not lie

I think in the first report, they said a 20 years old guy arrested with her had N9m in his account. These small boys are just making money. One in my area dating foreign women on sites like Bit Mistress recently made $20k, That's like N8m. His flatmate received $7k or so last weekend. If not that I have not done G before, I would have registered on the Bit mistress site to try my luck.

You think you are wise ?

Indirectly advertising that dating site. Oga you are a scammer.
Politics / Re: APC Governors, Tinubu To Meet To Plot Ize-Iyamu’s Victory by AkuOlisa: 1:45pm On Jul 06, 2020
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madridguy:
Nice move from APC. Thank God the party of Tax collector cannot enter Dubai now for any meeting grin grin grin

If I am tinubu I will make a statement to the cpc people trying to ridicule him by making Apc loss edo State
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Asked Me To Tell My Mum To Remarry & I Have Lost Confidence In Her by AkuOlisa: 3:26pm On Jul 05, 2020
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Mvici:
1992 pikin still be child maybe na the way I take reason the matter.

Thanks anyway.

Anyone born from 1990 is still a child.
Food / Re: "Ofe Akwu" (Igbo Version Of Banga Soup) In Five Easy Steps by AkuOlisa: 7:35pm On Jun 27, 2020
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ndidigood:
please tomatoes is there o
Jus small 2-4 is okay
Na we be ofe akwu specialist.
Tomatoes enhances the taste


Tomatoes in ofe akwu is an insult to the igbo ofe akwu recipe.

All this new generation cooks self.

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Romance / Re: Ladies How Do You Cope With An Overbearing Man??? by AkuOlisa: 6:42am On Jun 27, 2020
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Alwaysachick:


If i keep pacifying him and he has no control again, won't it lead to physical or public abuse one day? What If he raises his voice at me in public one day?

Can't you see the person you're replying has the same egotistical behavior as your boyfriend ?

My Advice RUN because that guy is going to frustrate you and make you lose yourself esteem.

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Family / Re: At What Age Should An Adult Leave Their Parents’ House? by AkuOlisa: 8:28pm On Jun 26, 2020
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LaJose78:

chai welldone


I left when I was 16.
Few months after I lost my dad the burden was just too much on momsi have no option than to take the mantle of leadership. Got a job in another state only visit every 3 months

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Family / Re: At What Age Should An Adult Leave Their Parents’ House? by AkuOlisa: 8:26pm On Jun 26, 2020
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LaJose78:

chai welldone

I left when I was 16.
Few months after I lost my dad the burden was just too much on momsi have no option than to take the mantle of leadership. Got a job in another state only visit every 3 months.

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Politics / Re: Femi Aribisala: Tinubu, Oshiomhole Now Internally Displaced Politicians by AkuOlisa: 6:20pm On Jun 26, 2020
Tinubu will bounce back.

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Politics / Re: Sacking Of Oshiomhole & His NWC: CPC's Weeding Mode Re-Activated - Danfulani by AkuOlisa: 6:04pm On Jun 26, 2020
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JAMO84:
According to this miserable writer, the CPC block are plotting to oust the ACN which was the real brain behind the fortune they are enjoying now.

Assuming this useless article is even right, will Bola Tinubu continue to keep the ACN block in APC? Will Yoruba not feel betrayed and vote against the north in 2023? Will such betrayal not lead to southern unity which is the last thing the north want to see?





I AM DONE TALKING

The question here is will pride and selfishness allow the south unit politically ?

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Politics / Re: Sacking Of Oshiomhole & His NWC: CPC's Weeding Mode Re-Activated - Danfulani by AkuOlisa: 6:01pm On Jun 26, 2020
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Asgard13:
Yoruba people are fighting for political survival... before they go political extinct in Nigeria politics

They’ve lost already before the fight began...

Tinubu and Yoruba loud mouth killed Yoruba .... don’t outshine your master...

When slaves start seeing themselves as masters .. then theres a problem..

In the north... there’s a political saying “ north can’t be slave to Yoruba”
I keep mentioning it on nairaland... but Yoruba will abuse ...
Who be Tinubu?
When Yoruba start to make noise for Nigeria ... to extend of seeing themselves as lord of Fulani? And having a power base in politics?

The new generation of Yoruba that don’t understand Nigeria politics crashed Yoruba political ship... and the ship is subbing gently till it finally sink..

Told them Fulani is in charge, in government, and in power... where are the yorubas in government... Yoruba no see wetin men see..

Legendhero was busy talking about working the relationship between Hausa and Yoruba

Told helinues.. Hausa hate Yoruba more than Yoruba hate igbo.. that one problem na igbos..

Fulani is in government, in power and incharge ..
Yoruba propaganda don’t scare them.. any attempt by Yoruba to play smart ... will sink that ship.

Nigeria politics...

You are sounding too frustrated to be Igbo.
Politics / Re: Sacking Of Oshiomhole & His NWC: CPC's Weeding Mode Re-Activated - Danfulani by AkuOlisa: 5:58pm On Jun 26, 2020
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Ogonimilitant:
Nothing is coming of Tinnubu
He is politically dead.
No1 mugu.
modern-day afonja

I am not a fan of tinubu but I strongly pray the south will unite and fight this political arithmetic on a United front
Family / Re: Most Painful Thing Done To You By Your Parents by AkuOlisa: 7:53am On Jun 26, 2020
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EzzyCarter:
Giving birth to me in Nigeria while all my older siblings were born in the states. Like what's my offense ? grin grin

Chaiii
O boy this your matter come dey pain me pass you. Na Wahoo

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Romance / Re: Dubai Police Released Hushpuppi Official Arrest Video by AkuOlisa: 6:17pm On Jun 25, 2020
Hmmmm ok oo
Politics / Re: Oshiomole-Led NWC Heads To Court Over Dissolution, To Sue APC by AkuOlisa: 5:50pm On Jun 25, 2020
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Racoon:
I keep saying it.This is power play for 2023.Buhari wants power to go to his people.They ain't ready to relinquish power to any southerner.

And unfortunately the south is not even united to at least make a point
Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by AkuOlisa: 8:22am On Jun 25, 2020
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Repairguru:
I can fix it for you and it will surely work. Chat me up on WhatsApp 08082409934

Ok
Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by AkuOlisa: 9:04pm On Jun 24, 2020
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chuksvoice:

I'm in Lagos, Ikeja to be precise

Ok I will call you tomorrow
Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by AkuOlisa: 8:11pm On Jun 24, 2020
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chuksvoice:

Yes, it's a software issue. It can be fixed. You can bring it to my place, contact me on 08038.294998

Ok
Your location ?
Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by AkuOlisa: 7:20pm On Jun 24, 2020
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Please can this be fix ?

Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by AkuOlisa: 7:15pm On Jun 24, 2020
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Repairguru:
the baTtery is bad for as good and follow come battery chat me up on WhatsApp 08082409934

Hi can this be fix ?

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