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Phones / Re: I Dialed This *559*40# On My Mtn Line And Got This. by akwana: 11:59am On Jun 19, 2016
I got 5k

Celebrities / Re: Singer Humblesmith Stole And Sold Mom’s Gold To Pay For His First Studio Session by akwana: 7:08am On Jun 18, 2016
Real Ebonyi boy.....they always hawk. Take a random sample of hawkers in lagos traffic, more than half are from Ebonyi.

Humblesmith...udodi
Politics / Re: Militants Divided Over NDA, Bombing Of Public Facilities & Negotiations. by akwana: 6:00am On Jun 12, 2016
They forgot to add government houses in that region. Plus general hospitals etc. In fact when they run out of what to blow, they should start blowing dry ground. Nonsense aka Iranu.

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Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom Commissioner Of Finance "Akpabio Left 64.5BN Bank Loan Debt".. by akwana: 11:57pm On May 02, 2016
Jesus is Lord
Politics / Re: EFCC Makes Ekweremadu Anti- Corruption Ambassador by akwana: 9:11pm On Apr 19, 2016
A goat that is to be killed for festivities is first fattened. Eat well Ekweremadu, your political career will be slaughtered soon.g
Politics / Re: Saraki CCT Trial Speech: Receives 'lashes' From Nigerians (snapshots) by akwana: 9:00pm On Apr 05, 2016
Bush meat don almost catch the hunter.

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Education / Re: Student Battered By Principal Of Eva Adelaja Girls Secondary -"Graphic Pictures" by akwana: 9:47am On Mar 21, 2016
what did you smoke?
Brigadier7:
FOR HER To have returned a slap to her senior prefect shows how rude she is!!! She should even be expelled from the school!! Am against the Mal treated but this teachers you are talking about they are mothers and Parents too!! They cant just wake up one mrng and decide to descend on only her!! She must have been rude to them when she was invited to the staff room!! Op tell us the full story and stop being sentimental!! That's you people aid and abet bad children and when they get to the universities, they bcome secret cult members and runs girls and Problems to the society!! Shame on the NPF for wanting to arrest the management without proper investigation!! That what's how I read the other day how a secondary school cultist kiLled his Ex- Headmistress who is a grandmother in Benin, the headmistressed must have been dealing with him in school those days, now that he is a cultist, he decided to pay her back!! @Op your are biased in your account! OP I CHALLENGE YOU AND AM ASKING YOU TO QUESTION THE CHILD AGAIN TO TELL YOU WHAT SHE DID OR SAID TO THE TEACHERS THAT WARRANTED THE TREATED!!! If you decide to go to court remember they can still afford to get lawyers too. And there will be witnesses but student witnesses and Teacher witnesses that will come and testify THE TRUTH! So you better look before you leap!! I have seen a situation exactly like dis, the parent when to court and they ended up Apologizing to the school management and the Child was expelled too!

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Romance / Re: Am I Being Cursed By My Ex-girlfriend?? (2) by akwana: 3:00pm On Feb 03, 2016
she kept enduring till it gets to her maximum endurance range
Before I forgive your grammar, kindly explain the bolded. Maximum endurance range...Yesu Christi.
Politics / Re: Rivers: Updates At The Supreme Court Wike Vs Dakuku by akwana: 12:23pm On Jan 27, 2016
Vivianblog someone has beat you to this. I know you will still create a thread on this.

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Politics / Re: Picture Of Nnamdi Kanu At The Court Today by akwana: 2:15pm On Jan 25, 2016
He probably is happy cos he has an excellent companion in Olisa metuh. They will be forming white beard gang in Kuje prison.

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Romance / Re: If Your Girl Wears Your Shirt Like This, She Can Turn Your Millions To Billions by akwana: 10:20pm On Jan 14, 2016
Some girls get pot belly. This pattern no go work.

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Romance / Re: I Feel Unappreciated! by akwana: 9:42pm On Jan 04, 2016
@OP, I don't mean to sadden u further but when you find out he has another babe, kindly inform us.

Check well, he has another babe.
Nairaland / General / Re: He Felt He Made The Wrong Sacrifice by akwana: 9:21pm On Jan 04, 2016
@OP, I sympathize with you because you made a wrong decision by not furthering your education. In the past 4 yrs, u would have had a degree at least and u will be making more money. And ur babe would have been loyal. Now its shop abi business you want to open. Smh.
You are still young probably 25 or 26, its still not late for that degree.
Politics / Re: Appeal Court Sacks Akwa Ibom Assembly Speaker by akwana: 1:59pm On Dec 15, 2015
Hon. Onofiok Luke will be the next speaker. take that to the bank.

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Crime / Re: Dirty Deals Of Raymond Dokpesi by akwana: 4:06am On Dec 14, 2015
Asset forfeiture. End of matter.
Wait, plus a lengthy jail term in yola prison.
Politics / Re: Lol..ben Bruce Supports The Military With Free Tickets by akwana: 3:58am On Dec 14, 2015
This is hilarious
Politics / Re: Worsening Economy: Nigeria Sliding Towards Revolution, Ekweremadu Warns Buhari. by akwana: 2:29pm On Dec 13, 2015
Here's my 2KB response: Ekweremadu, go bleep yourself.

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Properties / Re: Breaking: Fire At NITEL Building In Marina by akwana: 7:56pm On Dec 08, 2015
Mopolchi:
Some Chinese and foreigners live inside.
I swear you can lie.
The offices in that building are main one, Interconnect, a federal govt parastatal etc
Properties / Re: Breaking: Fire At NITEL Building In Marina by akwana: 7:48pm On Dec 08, 2015
akpanikpe:
About time for the fire to consume dat building, a giant national telecom that is not even functioning.

Who wasted parenting on you?

Do you realise people work in that building?
So you want people to be out of jobs?

I really must meet your parents.

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Used US Bank Account To Remove Tattoo Of Ex-wife, Doctor Confirms SR by akwana: 8:50pm On Dec 07, 2015
Oga Dino, how market? I know you are reading comments here on NL. I will be quick.

For every time Sahara reporters expose you, I will stop at a bar and drink 2 bottles of Heineken. At that rate I would have drank a life time supply in a month because you are filled with filt. And there's so much to expose.

****Bar man, another Heineken pls***

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Politics / Re: $6 Billion Arms Scandal: Suspects Detention Is Legal – Falana by akwana: 7:55pm On Dec 06, 2015
Oga lawyer, for this arms deal matter even the detention de illegal, make them hold them for jail.
You can't be roasting and eating our yam just like that.

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Politics / Re: The Man Behind The Social Media Bill by akwana: 6:31am On Dec 06, 2015
Make I yab since the ban never start!
@senator Bala, why ur head big like burnt #200 agege bread?

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Finally Hits Wikipedia-no Thanks To PMB by akwana: 6:23am On Dec 06, 2015
IgrigiHercules:


**grins** Biafra doesn't depend on you. It depends on 63million Biafrans at home and in diaspora. I'm sure you know you are irrelevant in the scheme of things. grin **grins**

Yea I know I am as irrelevant and as your stupid census. 63 million people indeed.

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Politics / Re: Darius Ishaku Stopped People From Drinking Water With Animals In Taraba by akwana: 6:21am On Dec 06, 2015
This is a governor that is changing people's lives.
Ride on DDI and Haruna Manu.

Victory is yours at the appellate court.
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Finally Hits Wikipedia-no Thanks To PMB by akwana: 6:14am On Dec 06, 2015
IgrigiHercules:
**grins** Kanu will be smiling right now at the tactless almajiris. Buhari should please hang him if he has the balls. So that we can answer his what-will-you-do questions. Dr Iroanya, Mazi Mefor and others are even more radical. The future is going to be interesting. **grins**
What nonsense future? Some nitwits said the same thing before the civil war and where are we today? Wake up and smell the coffee, Biafra is not happening.

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Politics / Re: Anyim Pius Under Investigation For Funding Pro-Biafra Activities - Sahara Report by akwana: 10:58pm On Dec 02, 2015
Am sure there is a fat cell for fat whimps like Anyim. He will need a vulcanizer when he gets out of prison.

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Celebrities / Re: Munachi Abii And Her 23 Year Old Boyfriend Get Cosy! (pics) by akwana: 6:38pm On Dec 02, 2015
Cougar alert.

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Crime / Re: My Near Death Experience With Cultist by akwana: 6:36pm On Dec 02, 2015
Ok you were lucky. They never meant to harm you.

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