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PoliticsRe: Russian Jets Bomb 500 ISIS Oil Trucks(video) by akwana: 1:02am On Nov 19, 2015
Here's a shortcut, bomb the oil fields. These IS people deserve no mercy.
PoliticsRe: $2bn Arms Deal: I Acted In National Interest -dasuki by akwana: 12:59am On Nov 19, 2015
Oga Dasuki, your middle name na 'national' ba?
Music/RadioSelf Acclaimed 'king Of Rap' Vic O Set To Drop Cover Of Adele's Hello by akwana(op): 7:07pm On Nov 14, 2015
If you haven't heard of Vic O, you probably should head to twitter right away. As usual he is trending. He wants to drop his own cover to Adele's hit song Hello.
He at one time released a diss track on Meek Mill vs Drake beef. I find him hilarious.
Find some of his tweets below:

PoliticsRe: Riot In Aba, Between Ngwa Indigene And Traders by akwana: 12:30pm On Nov 14, 2015
They hate themselves.
PoliticsRe: Meet : IPOB Coordinator In Lagos State-the Nation by akwana: 12:27pm On Nov 14, 2015
So we can own tank farms when the likes of Ifeanyi ubah and ibeto relocates to Biafra. Me na some mansions for my area I de target. I will be a landlord for free.



BIAFRA will never happen.
PoliticsRe: Part 2 Of Diezani's Interview With Dele Momodu by akwana: 10:31am On Nov 14, 2015
Oh dear. Good people have had cancers too.
PoliticsRe: N18.7bn Benue Teachers’ Salaries Paid Into Unknown Account by akwana: 10:06am On Nov 14, 2015
Suswan is just something else. How do you owe workers that much. Benue state civil service have suffered. I attempted doing an online transfer to that first bank account just to see what name it will throw up. Got an error message. obviously the bank guys are sharp.

PoliticsRe: Dele Momodu Launches The Boss Online Newspaper by akwana: 2:16am On Nov 14, 2015
He is reinventing to stay with the trend. Clever man.
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: At Least 35 Dead In Paris Attacks ; Hostages Taken by akwana: 1:22am On Nov 14, 2015
My condolences to the French people. Watch the international media report this endlessly for the coming weeks. Meanwhile if na us e happen to.....u know the rest
EducationRe: National Open University Of Nigeria Expelled Her Students by akwana: 1:17am On Nov 14, 2015
They may have had genuine reasons for their agitations but maybe the way they went about it was not pleasing to the school management. No be everything you go do aluta for.
PoliticsRe: PHOTO: As Diezani Alison-madueke Fights Cancer, The Ex-minister Shaves Her Hair by akwana: 1:13am On Nov 14, 2015
I wish her a speedy recovery. Only because I'm human. Madam, when you are well, come and tell us who peeled the yam.
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Former Nigeria Minister Of Petroleum, Diezani Alison-madueke Emerges by akwana: 1:11am On Nov 14, 2015
I wish her a speedy recovery. Only because I'm human. Madam, when you are well, come and tell us who peeled the yam.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Got 2 Job Offers With Ridiculous Pay And Conditions Today by akwana: 8:52pm On Nov 13, 2015
The first job offer I will liken to the sugar plantations in the caribbean islands. Pure slavery, Don't sign. In the absence of any better option, take the second offer not because its good but so u don't stay idle at home.
BusinessRe: No legal basis for NAFDAC’s N1bn fine –Guinness by akwana: 8:47pm On Nov 13, 2015
No basis abi? Ok just wait and see. Don't shout that we are chasing investors later. I hope you guys violate more laws so we can have more money to build roads and bridges.
PoliticsRe: Murray-Bruce Opens Silverbird Cinema In Festac (Photos) by akwana: 6:22pm On Nov 13, 2015
MosakuAW:
This guy has finally replace Dino Melaye on social media.

Man wey look like Obama but think like Obanikoro.
Aren't you over using that joke? He's employing 50 people and you liken him to Obanikoro, we are not talking about thuggery here.
PoliticsRe: Revealed: Garbon President (Ali Bongo) Adopted From South East During Civil War by akwana: 3:59pm On Nov 13, 2015
finally an ibo president. Gabon didn't need Biafra to achieve this. To my nwanne(s) in the east coast, lets live as one, forget ethnicity and religion and watch us excel.
PoliticsRe: DSS After Dasuki To Recover Tape Of Jega's Pre-election Secret Meeting With Nort by akwana: 1:34am On Nov 10, 2015
At this time of the day? What exactly are you still high on?
PhonesRe: How I Updated My Phone With Unknown WIFI by akwana: 1:31am On Nov 10, 2015
Elxandre:
You suspected it was a naive lady's Wi-Fi, but you went ahead and even downloaded games, possibly ruining her hard earned monthly subscription at one greedy sitting.

I know Nigeria is a very religious country, but the dishonesty we encourage is just incredible.

Everyone thinks you are smart when you take advantage of people, but you all complain when politicians take advantage of you, not understanding that the politicians are a reflection of the society.

God help you unfair people.
Relax, I think he meant he had sex with someone.
PoliticsRe: A Legal Touring Of Taraba Governorship Election Petition Judgement By Ayo Turton by akwana: 12:18am On Nov 10, 2015
Straightforward matter. If the appellate court fails to reverse the tribunal judgment because of a certain 'Chuwa Chuwa' (lawyers know wh00), the supreme court will.
PoliticsRe: Former Senate Leader, Ndoma-egba Joins APC by akwana: 8:15pm On Nov 09, 2015
Political ashawo.
PoliticsRe: Taraba State Governorship Election Tribunal To Deliver Judgement Today.. by akwana: 10:33am On Nov 07, 2015
See the smile on the amiable deputy governor's face. Its a done deal, PDP will emerge winner in this.
Piece of advice to Aisha Jumai (minister designated to 'no portfolio') start filing for appeal.
CelebritiesRe: Sanusi's Daughter Writes Linda Ikeji About Her Commenters by akwana: 12:10pm On Nov 03, 2015
Sue her and collect that house in banana island.
CelebritiesRe: Seyi Shay Unveils Stunning Images From Editorial 'the Corruption Of Eve' by akwana: 11:59am On Nov 03, 2015
GEJ Sir, food don ready!
Christianity EtcRe: T.B Joshua "Predicted Crash Of Russian Plane"(watch Video) by akwana: 8:30am On Nov 01, 2015
Predict something positive for once. Only death predictions.
CelebritiesRe: Cossy Orjiakor Goes Coverless In Bed by akwana: 7:51pm On Oct 28, 2015
German juice extractor behind her.
PoliticsRe: Rivers Re-run Polls Split Senators Over Amaechi - Vanguard by akwana: 7:16am On Oct 27, 2015
Wike has entered the proverbial ' One Chance'
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Has No Business Being A Minister!!! by akwana: 4:36pm On Oct 22, 2015
@op please take alabukun. And when your headache and blood pressure come down, CONTINUE WAILING! #Iranu
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Removes Danladi Kifasi As Head Of Service by akwana: 8:30pm On Oct 20, 2015
See your small brain.
Small English you can't comprehend. Typical wailer.
sirxbit:
kk..satisfied nw??took d meat "on ur rice"my dear english,rip
RomanceWoman Who Offered Herself Along With Her House Finds A Buyer (and Husband) by akwana(op): 8:04pm On Oct 20, 2015
For sale: House (and wife) in Indonesia

The asking price was $76,500

An Indonesian woman who offered her hand to a suitable buyer of her house has found a man willing to both buy the property and marry her, local media reports.

“His name is Redi Eko,” Wina Lia, 40, told Kompas daily this week. “He is also looking for a wife.”

Like her, Redi is also a single parent. When he heard about Wina’s financial difficulties, the 46-year-old state-owned company employee offered his assistance. “He will sell his house in Lampung [in Sumatra] and will use the money to help me,” she said.

Wina put her two-bedroom, two-bathroom house, which comes with a fish pond and spacious backyard, in Sleman, in Yogyakarta province, up for sale two months ago. The asking price was around $76,500. Her online ad went viral, thanks to the tagline: ‘Buy the house and marry the owner at the same time.’

Redi said that he had already planned to move to Yogyakarta to be closer with his children, who go to university there. “Whether with Wina or somebody else, I will still live in Yogya,” Redi told Kompas.

The pair have yet to meet in person, but they have been talking on the phone and exchanging text messages daily, and will meet face to face soon. “The plan is, we will go on umrah [minor pilgrimage to Mecca],” Wina said. “If everything goes smoothly, we will get married next month.”

http://time.com/3859852/woman-sells-house-herself-finds-husband-marriage-indonesia-wina-lia/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+time%2Fworld+%28TIME%3A+Top+World+Stories%29&utm_source=taboola&utm_medium=referral
PoliticsRe: Latest : Protest In Akwa Ibom Over Nnamdi Kanu's Arrest by akwana: 6:24pm On Oct 20, 2015
Fantasies are good. iPod.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Removes Danladi Kifasi As Head Of Service by akwana: 6:17pm On Oct 20, 2015
And your relatives will be happy you have an education.
jerseyboy:
He is a Christian minority northerner. Immediately they made one of them SGS you knew this one was going to be fired for an Hausa Fulani Muslim replacement.

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