₦airaland Forum

Ewedegubbler:
Afonja amaka

Afonja, Igbo, Aboki, Fulani, Andoni, Bekwarra, Chip, Degema, Etuno, Fyer, Gavako, Higi, Ijumu, Jonjo, Kuteb, Lakka, Mbembe, Nyandang, Okpe, Potopo, Qua, Rishuwa, Segidi, Tangale, Ufia, Vommi, Wurkum, Yungur, Zabara, Zaranda amaka

Nigeria amaka nwanne!

IamPatriotic:
Yanga dey sleep, trouble go wake am... na wetin you dey find?

Palaver...

Some of the rifles even have NA number. SMH

rentAcock:
What A joke of a country. DNA testing has been in existence for over 50years and we are just now having ours. It begs the question, does Nigeria have a forensic team of detectives to solve rape crimes and homicides? How are rapists being convicted then?

Kim Jun Un you fat menace, I hate you with a passion but if you can just grant me one wish I will forever be grateful: Detonate a nuclear warhead over Nigeria's airspace and let us have a nuclear fallout like the World has never seen.

Miss me with your weak whining. What have YOU done to try and better the Nigeria you found yourself in? If you don't have encouraging words to celebrate a new achievement albeit belated, shut your mouth or rather don't spew immature sh*t here.

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The funny part is that it's not Aboki or Afonja or Igbo mentioned here. It's Nigeria. We're ALL involved and the sh*t rub all of us.
All this finger pointing and blame shifting... We need to put our heads (all shapes and sizes) together and find a way to rebuild our nation from the ground up. Unless the task is too difficult for us. And I honestly think not.

Beejay1117:
another word for incompetency is jamb
this people are not in anyway ready for the conduct of the 2017 utme. after spending months all in the name of making preparations the came out with a system that is not in any way better than the former

i blame Buhari for replacing a professor of test and measurement with an ORDINARY professor of Islamic studies

INDEED THERE WAS A NIGERIA. PLEASE ONE MINUTE SILENCE FOR OUR DEAD EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM
R.I.P TO THE DEAD

But you probably failed English in JAMB or you should have.
We want a better Nigeria for ourselves and children. Constructive criticism is better than celebrating the failure of a work in progress for the reforms we all cry about.
But to everybody their opinion is a granted right.

He was shot on the 11th of March. His body was recovered on the 18th of March... The body seems to be in a state which suggests that his demise was recent to the discovery. There is a need for a clearer narration of events. More importantly, the police should at least make known the identity of the policeman who shot an unarmed man. I hope these witnesses would corroborate this story in the event that the case would make it to court. God help Nigeria

OP I don't think the agencies you stated are keeping quiet. On the contrary I remember when both SEC and CBN warned against MMM and other ponzi schemes.
I think the problem is our collective greed and stupidity because I can't see any sane Nigerian participating in any scheme seeing as MMM just crashed recently taking people's money

Omo but this information is wrong o. N150m cannot buy 300 11kv transformers o

People are stealing billions of dollars that would otherwise make Nigeria a better place
People are starving to death because salaries are not being paid
People are being killed by herdsmen in their farms and at home
Meanwhile Corper tight khaki na im de worry you
Talk about misplaced priorities!

wydmag:
This man should operate within his office and jurisdiction! That's the duty of Minister for Transportation not power! And if we ask him about the state of power in the country, he will say all power belongs to God! Like seriously!!!!!

He's the Minister Of Power, Works and Housing and those projects are under the purview of Ministry of Works

God bless your heart. May your river never run dry. God bless your heart again I say

These prophets and their prophesies sef. No be 2017 prophesy? Wetin carry 2019 presidential result come here?
Naija end time prophets be doing the thing like nairabet now

Say na "Marry Christmas" aswear these clowns be f**king with Nigerians

VcStunner:
Congrats kid

Biochem yeah? Alright then. Been waiting for the day Engineering students will begin to do this Best graduating student thing. Last it happened was in FUT-yola 2006 by Daniel Aluma(chemical engineering) and 2007 by Uyoata Uyoata (Electrical engineering 4.89). Yea there was no nairabet then and no Whatsapp. Just 2go

Seems to me you're a FUTY alumni. If so I hail. As sun neva roast your brain finish

It is either I do not understand economics and how exchange rates work or a vast majority of us Nigerians still don’t get how we have wrecked our country with our own curious choices. Just this morning I was listening to the radio and the lady on air went on and on about how she thought CBN governor Godwin Emefiele was incompetent and should be sacked because the naira was now exchanging at 309 or so to the USD. That view pretty much echoes the sentiments expressed by many people I know and it amazes me that there are Nigerians who actually think there is some magic POLICY that can make the Naira strong in the near term. If my economics and my understanding of the way the world works are right, then that is as far from the truth as Jesus Christ is black.

The simple fact of the matter is that apart from oil that accounts for over 90% of our revenues, we really don’t have much of an economy. We hardly produce anything, we import even toothpicks, so exactly what policy is going to be implemented that will turn Nigeria into a top exporting economy in the near term? Where are our Apples, IBMs, Disneys, GMs, General Electrics, Coca Colas, Empire State buildings, Statues of Liberties, Lockheeds, Citibanks, JP Morgans, ExxonMobils, NBAs, Super Bowls etc? Let me bring that closer home. There was a time long ago when Nigeria had a truly strong economy and the naira was one to the dollar – even exchanged for higher than the USD, but that Nigeria is not this Nigeria. Sadly that Nigeria was laid by the British, and this Nigeria (if you don’t believe in the nonsensical imperialist conspiracies like me) – fueled by the DAMAGING Indigenisation Decree, has been the creation of us Nigerians.Back then we had a booming economy.

We were either the top, or among the top exporters, of timbre, cocoa, groundnuts, rubber, palm oil, etc, in the world. Nigerians not only holidayed at home in their villages, at Yankari Games Reserve, at Obudu Cattle Ranch, at Oguta Lake, at Ikogosi springs, at Gurara Falls, at Mambilla Platueau, etc, we attracted international tourists who brought in loads of foreign exchange. Even Nigerian schools were foreign exchange earners because they attracted foreign students. We had different car assembly plants – Peugeot, Volkswagen, Anamco etc. Nigerian government officials only bought vehicles assembled in Nigeria for official cars. We had a thriving sports industry.

We were not Man United or Chelsea fans, we were Rangers or IICC fans. We had the Nduka Odizors, people made money from sports. We also had companies like Lennards and Bata producing school shoes in their thousands, we had the thriving Nigerian Airways and the Aviation School in the north that produced some of the best pilots in the world. In those days if you were brilliant you were respected much more than the crass money-miss-road contractors of today. Most of the Aje Butters I knew had fathers who were university dons. Back then it meant something to ‘know book’. Our textile industry was alive and well. Just recently I watched a news report on the textile industry in Nigeria on CCTV News. Though the main focus was on the comatose status of the industry, I was stunned by the gigantic Kaduna Textile Mill built in 1957. I could go on and on.

Today however, no thanks to our parents (and we must call them out the way Wole Soyinka did his generation) and many of us (and we should be remembered for failing our children if we continue like this), we have destroyed everything. Today for instance Nigerian football (which comes easy to me obviously) doesn’t appeal to us, we have to fly across thousands of miles to watch ‘our’ clubs play. Every year we collectively burn billions of Naira being fans of clubs that give us nothing back, but some ‘entertainment value’ – simple pleasures for which we are ready to destroy the future of our children. Well people, payback time is here. Even with our ta-she-re money we all want to wear designer clothes and carry designer bags, Armani, Givenchy, Louis Vuitton etc.

We all want to drive jeeps with American specs, our children must now school overseas and acquire the necessary accents to come back home and bamboozle their ‘bush and crass’ contemporaries that they left behind. Who holidays in Nigeria anymore, is there Disneyland here? No one buys made-in-Nigeria school bags for their children, after all no Superman or Incredible Hulk or Cinderella on them. We are no longer top exporters of anything and the demise of oil means we have zilch… zero. A country of 170m fashion-conscious people has no textile industry. We take delight in showing how our made-in-Switzerland Aso Ebi is different class to everyone else’s. When we help our musicians grow and pay them millions, they repay us by immediately shipping the monies overseas to produce their “i-don-dey-different-level”music videos. It makes no difference that distinctly Zulu dancers are dancing to a Nigerian highlife song. As stars concerned they also wed and holiday overseas to impress us all. All the musicians who acknowledge their Ajegunle roots now speak in a cocktail of strange accents to symbolise how much they have blown their monies overseas.

Were we a more serious people, the highly popular Kingsway Stores of the past would probably have a thousand outlets pan Nigeria today supporting a massive agriculture industry among others, but today we have the likes of SPAR, Shoprite, dominating the retail industry while Kingsway is dead. And we Nigerians make it a special point to shop from the Oyinbos who have ‘cleaner shops’, ‘better this and better that’. For our personal pleasure we don’t mind them dominating us in our own backyard and shipping proceeds overseas.

I could go on and on, but I don tire. Even as you are reading this, stop for a moment and look around you. What you see will probably explain why we are lucky it is not N1000 to the USD yet. And don’t think for a moment that it cannot get there. Just continue to wear your Armani gear and Swiss-made lace, continue to spend your money on Man United, Arsenal, Chelsea and Barca and encourage your children to do same. (My article tomorrow in my Saturday column in This Day is on the Nigerian champions Enyimba FC – Nigeria’s most successful club – not having a sponsor, yet Nigerian brands pay over N600m to Man United and Arsenal for sponsorship to impress us.) Ehhh, no problem, continue to tell me the NPFL is rubbish or the clubs should clean up their act if they want sponsorship, mo gbo. Don’t curtail your interest in choice wines ( we were the number one champagne consumers in the world in 2015), continue to love your American specs, cheer the education ministry for letting schools sink to pitiable levels, don’t fight them to improve our schools, don’t chide them for letting schools drop Nigerian history and embrace British, America and whatever else curricula.

Carry on with your love of French wines and Chinese silk, don’t bother about Jamiu Alli when there is Roger Federer. Stock up on your Italian, American, British products which you cannot live without, including the ‘baby soft’ toilet rolls produced only in that small unique village in England – the days are long gone since you were a broke student who used wet newspapers to wipe your butt. Don’t even consider holidaying in Nigeria, it’s too dangerous – you have to fulfill your dream of being Nigeria’s Henry Ford. Don’t listen to people like me who have a wardrobe full of only cheap adire that is actually cheaper than just one of your Tom Ford blazers. Please keep dressing in fine silk made in some exotic place so you can be addressed accordingly. Finally keep letting corrupt leaders who have looted your commonwealth and shipped all the monies overseas get away because to attack them does not fit your political narrative. Let us continue with the fine life, let us all continue to work for Oyinbo. But don’t forget that there is payback time and Emefiele is not your problem. Time for us all to look in the mirror and take responsibility.



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This is as research conducted by the company indicated that at least thirty percent raw materials input sourced locally would form part of assemblage of the 24th century stock of cars.

I hail o. 24th century stock of cars abi? I sure say na vertical takeoff and self driving SUVs dem go de assemble

DIFY20:
So if is really am Igbo person he appointed so make we run..... The governor no that ibos are d best Brian's ....yea


U guys have to associate with IBO's for better results or u can as well employ ur follow ofonjas no problem

And yet you cannot construct a simple statement. Can't you just be grateful at the magnamity he has shown that your people cannot show?
And yes, I'm an igbo man

#TRAILERJAMMED

amzee:
Yea,its because of your sister who has been asking the guy to buy her Iphone 6+.

Dab is anti-christ but Nigerian pastors making billions off their poor parishioners is holy. Smh for this naija sef

adioolayi:
If an ex-president of Nigeria tries something similar to this...We will all shout embezzlement... but because it's Obama......hmmmm...God dey

Did you not read that he's leasing the house? Na only Nigerian go believe say because you be president, you suppose get one trillion naira stashed to buy everything, and then complain that things are bad, and still complain when person de try help make am better.

SAINTSAMURAI:
broda ure right but still the power of a vaginal cannot be undaestimated.

Again with the 'vaginal'

If we Nigerians we're the ones Moses was leading to the promise land, we'd be screaming by now "at least in Egypt we had fuel". Oya primate go back to the zoo. Naija ain't breaking up anything

eliment:
This is for the militant You guys better melo or NA melo your head

NN you mean?

eliment:
This is for the militant You guys better melo or NA melo your head

NN you mean?

jamex93:
she go crush u oo

sweet Jesus

jamex93:
she go crush u oo

sweet Jesus