sarrki:


Only enemies of the state see him as there lord and savior

NobleAngell:
You're even emptier than i thought. Just cheap words coming from you.

anaton:
Nwamaikpe

Uyomeyouyo:
Is Dogara a muslim

KidsNEXTdoor:
APc is a devilish party

delugajackson:
In your desperate attempt to impress her, you ended up making a fool of yourself. I know your type. I'm sure you go about toasting every lady around, expecting them to fall for your cheap, over-used and out-dated telemundo lines. But you fail to realize that some ladies are actually smart and are very quick to identify a clown. I'm tempted to question the sanity of the previous ladies you've met, I'm sure they were all local, immature, unenlightened and unexposed street girls.

By the way, what do you mean by "romance imbibing lines" and "ricking with laughter?" So na this kind useless grammar you go blow. No wonder she has refused to call you. Nonsense and ricking with laughter!

Made4naijalove:
"I Know My Rights, You have no Right to Search My Phone" - Young Nigerian Guy Cries Out As SARS Police Officers Slap and Repeatedly Plank Him On His Head All Because He Refused to Unlock His Expensive Phone for them to invade his Privacy!!!

A Nigerian Guy who was walking going by his daily business at Oke Ira, Lagos was stopped by Sars and they searched his bag and couldn't find anything asked him what he did for a Living and

he told them and he showed them his ID card but the Officers were still looking for what to use to arrest him so they then asked him why he had 2 Phones and told him to Unlock The Expensive phone for them to see what was inside, it was then he got angry, stood his ground and refused, so they seized the phone planked him with wood and told him to Come to Alagbon FCIID Police station to Come and Retrieve the Phone!!!

Watch video

Very useless set of police

source :

https://www.made4naija.com/you-have-no-right-to-search-my-phone-guy-cries-out-as-sars-officers-slap-him/

Cc Lalasticlala
Cc MissyB3
Cc Fynestboi
Cc Seun
Cc Mynd44

tobisunday:
Surulere has been and will always be my favourite place in Lagos Mainland. Firstly, Surulere is a ‘no dull zone,’ a very lively environment infact, with two shopping malls, including shoprite, Filmhouse Cinema, two stadiums, a chinese restaurant and over 10 night clubs.
Secondly, the environment is beautiful, and most importantly, if you are on the mainland, this is where you can find the most beautiful girls from rich home

So yesterday, I had a photoshoot with a client around Iponri area. After the shoot, I thought I should go for lunch in my regular restaurant around Funsho Williams Avenue. On my way, I saw this very pretty girl just ahead of me. You know me na, it’s not like I even like girls, I just like to look for trouble.
“fine girl… Excuse me, baby…” I called out with my barritone voice, but she didn’t answer.
“Sister, I’m calling you na. Are we fighting?” I continued, but she still ignored me.
I decided to let her be, before she would harass me. But I was really angry.

Anyway, so today, I was determined to go back to Surulere, to make a statement. I wore a nice outfit, borrowed my sister’s perfume, stole one thousand naira from my Mum’s shop, and disappeared to Surulere. Before I left, I had checked myself in the mirror, and I looked like a Chairman. I knew I won’t be the one calling girls today, instead they would be the ones calling and running after me.

As if I knew, immediately I alighted from the vehicle I boarded, a girl was already calling me from behind.
“skksss…hezz…excuse me..” She shouted at the top of her voice, but I did not answer.
“Bros…Chairman…Chairman..” She continued calling me, but I was determined not to answer. All these girls think they are the only ones who can form (hahahaha I laff. Me too, I can form). I kept on walking, and after a few minutes, I didn’t hear her voice again. So I turned around, but there was no one behind me except a little boy who was just returning from school.
He looked at me and said, “brother, one Aunty was calling you, but you didn’t hear. Your wallet fell off when you came down from the bus.”

I checked my back pocket immediately, “JESUS!” I shouted, my wallet was gone. I ran back to the bustop, but I didn’t see anybody, and my wallet was nowhere on the floor.
How do I get home now? My God!


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greatnaija01:
Your tory get as E be o.

You have been standing outside for 3 days.... how did you charge your phone.... does that mean you have not eaten or bathed?

Anyway.... if you are the MAN of the house... GO AND GET YOUR WIFE A GIFT AND APOLOGIZE and listen to her pain and bitter anger and shouts.... then go and sin no more.

peace on u

KGD10:


Clear from whose eyes? None of your popular SE leaders supported him. They were too much of a coward to do so, only the miscreants online were spewing rubbish just you all spew rubbish while your political leaders feed fat on your allocations. Lol. On the other hand, some Yoruba leaders defended him while some didn't.

Personally, I believe the man is no saint. You cannot have me believe he knew nothing about opening an account where billions of dollars was deposited but his friend kept claiming he didn't know how to open an account and that was why he helped him. Lol. it's no surprise after all, lawyers are the best liars and this is a man who's had experience practising the profession for years.

Dannidom:
Girls can be wicked ehn.

Today I say make I go church sey e don tey wey person put leg for inside church, It was one Redeemed church like that, and because na person invite me unto ceremony tins, free jollof stuffs. Na so I enter church na, everywhere dope, guys and babes come sharp especially the babes. There's this babe that caught my attention... Guys I concede, exotic girls no dey for club again, na for church you go find them plenty. This babe set in every essence of the word, front, back kai I swear her bumbum wan fall off, upon that she dey seductively waka upandan fa I vex relocate to her row, atleast make she dey folow my face pass because she dey inside for that row.


Mehn! Offering time come reach I come smile for inside heart, you know as redeem people dey take dey give offering na. Music start, we dey prepare to file in line, I come dey for my seat dey delay unto say I dey look for something beacause I dey outside the row, codedely waiting for her to first pass, make I follow her for back na Omo oba as she pass, me and devil smile together, sharp sharp, I follow her for back, you go fear dance na.


She rock me sha. Her bumbum soft like kilode . Music people come change to one bad song like that, omo oba she wan come dance go back for my already swollen dick i shout for am no try am o! you wan cause trouble for here fa. She look me smile, come comtinue her normal dance step till we reach go drop our offering. She still rock me small as we go back to our seats.


I give am one kind eye after we don sidon, she smile again, I say ok na. Church finish I follow her reach gate come collect her number.


E don be for that nyash cos wetin I go do her if she come my trap. Forget!


I come dey ask myself wetin I dey find go club again? Since wetin I dey find for club dey for church.

I love Jesus . Amen.

vickayo:

grow up, small pikin the worry dis one[b]@Gistvic.com[/b]

Popular Nigerian controversial social media enthusiast and blogger, Tunde Ednut shares new post as he comes for his ex-head boy in boarding school who treated him badly by flogging him, asking him to fetch water and wash his clothes. Gistvic Reports.

Tunde Ednut says he heard is ex-head boy hasn't gotten a job yet, which shows he is suffering from his bad deeds. Gistvic Reports.

See more below:

Gist From Gistvic.com>> https://www.gistvic.com/2019/03/tunde-ednut-comes-for-his-ex-head-boy.html

Cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44

kahal29:
Don't kill yourself over any politician.... OUK reconciles with former foes at INEC presentation of certificate of return after several years of political enemity and rivalry.

Recall that when Orji Uzor was Governor, Enyinnaya Abaribe was his deputy while T. A Orji was his chief of staff before politics separated them for over 10 years....

drealzum:
I agree with few of your points.
I like Nwaamaikpe. I follow him.
So I know few things.

Nwaamaikpe is well traveled.
What he knows about places is beyond what Google Maps will tell you. One time he was describing a road and he talked about a school by the road there in kwara state that was popular for producing criminals. Google Map doesn't tell you that kind of information.
Nwaamaikpe has on more than one occasion come out to say he has no other account on any social media platform aside this on Nairaland.

Do more than one person operate Nwaamaikpe account?
I follow many writers on social media. It is like my weakness. I am attracted to hypnotic writings.
Now each of this writers have a way the write. Some thing unique. Each writer brings his life to his writing.
Let me burst your head, I can decode who so ever sends me a text message on my phone without seeing the name as long as me and the person have been texting before . I study people. I get familiar to the words they use, how the express themselves and I understand how they react when faced with a challenge.
Nwaamaikpe is one. I have observed him for so long. Infact I can spot an Nwaamaikpe comment even without seeing his name. Two people cannot write the same way.

Where does Nwaamaikpe live?
I don't know..... Lagos, Enugu, Uk I don't know.

Where is Nwaamaikpe from?
I only know he is Igbo. He has love for Enugu.... he is always proud to throw around their telephone code '042' in almost every of his conversation.

I have also studied somethings to about him you have not mentioned. Where he schooled...... I have a feeling he schooled at Edo state..... Uni ben most likely .

What did he study?
He studied something along the lines of physics or Engineering.

I think Nwaamaikpe googles somethings he put here. Not sure of that..... but the brother could also have an elephant memory.
I for example, I hardly forget. You will be amazed at the little little details I will remember about you.
So I want to believe there are people more bless in that aspect than I am an Nwaamaikpe might be one.
One time a story on Nairaland was here about the Governor of Ogun State and Nwaamaikpe went ahead to mention how it was one time alleged that the Governor had an affair with a corper.
This comment was made long after the incident happened. One time he refrenced a Gloria young article which she wrote in early 2000's in the back of News paper.
Nwaamaikpe is no young boy..... He should be above the age of 40.

Nwaamaikpe comes and goes so we will discuss about him more like we are doing now.
it gives him a god like appearance.
And more so once something is absent, you appreciate it more. Nwaamaikpe will come back soon and he will go again.

hisexcellency34:
Amosun breaks down after APM lost in Ogun

cmikel:
Meet the new emire, the king of ballot box snachers