₦airaland Forum

At unizik there was this girl on my way to lecture one morning,I got out of the bus and she was at d bus stop,I alighted from d bus and on seeing me she said hello, I said hi,thinking to myself dat she's beautiful. She said,u r a really gud dancer,I said, where did u c me dance?,she said,at a party last nyt, I said, oh ok were u there? And she replied..YES I WERE THERE. I had to control myself not to laf. she later bcame my gf

@OP,next tym don't @precipitate here, d joke dry and ur precipitate,precipitate make am drier

Oboy I don tire wit my fellow black folks always crying racism, una no dey tire? We dey always lyk shift blame to skin colour whenever we get into a disagreement wit white pple. "Smh" our own black pple treat us worse than other races but its ok wit us but when a white says to u "shut up" u cry racism. I'm so sick of it.black pple I hail thee

Give dat girl 1 million naira she go sleep wit u jeje. Besides there r rich folks dat love themselves unconditionally

solomon201: Can someone (a catholic ) pls tell us why they petition Mary to pray for them? Will like to see scriptural backing on this. If I remember clearly Jesus said no one comes to the father except through him. So where does praying to Mary come from?

I wonder oo. Next thing they'll say now is dat when ur mother asks u for sometrhing that u will give her. They forget dats not wat d scriptures say

I have seen pictures/images and videos of a lot presidential villas across d world but I never c aso rock. I've never been to abuja so I no know when I go see aso rock. My question is this...why is it that there is no picture or images or videos of aso rock or r pple barred from taking pictures of aso rock.................................abeg if u get d picture post am here abeg make I see how my aso rock looks lyk from outside.

I just love dis man! Viva madiba

Cheiii!! C bobos dey cry say serena no show every...lol... Me I dey lucky sha cus I watch yesterday wey b sunday for south africa here and serena dressed as usual. Oboy her backside na bakassi owa if u c am live. Just as fela talk" if u c one nyash wey u wan bury ur prick inside u go say,hey baby,show me ur living license.

Well what can i say? Pple r actually referring to other pple as low class @poster and all d others here labelling other pple as low class,let me ask u......do u make 1billion dolars a year? Do u own a private jet? Do u have over 1000 employees in ur company and dat is if u have any...if u don't meet up with d above then u r equally low class! Oupaloupas!

Welcome back osaze, to me u have been d most committed super eagles player whenever u r on d pitch, cheers

@poster u raised a very important issue here but our 9ja mentality will always prevail over our thinking faculty""every man for himself""

Don't know what to do but anytime I have to fly,I sweat just thinking of it. It gets worse as d day draws closer. I tremble just walking down those long tunnels dat take u to d plane. I travel a lot but I'm still not used to flying. I am in south africa now but d thought of flying back freaks me out dat I wish I could just get a car and just drive home jeje. Pls advise,how do I deal with this fear?

Eish, as fela's song goes....pastors house na im dey fine pass,my pple dem dey stay for surroundings,pastors dress na Im dey clean pass,he asks for my pple for dem to buy soap,pastor na Im dem give respect pass and dem dey do all bad bad bad things.

Seun shaGARRI: Later, people will start a thread and ask us why we are bitter, and that we should come home, that things are getting better, there are now more jobs and business is moving unlike in the west.

The fraud is not the only problem, but the resignation of people to the fact that its now the norm and will soon be swept under the carpet. If we come home now to speak up, them go say ''who this one dey form for, you no know say na 9ja you dey??''

Na true u talk...if we open mouth dem go say we *nigerians in diaspora* r bitter. Imagine d konkonbility

I'll say
1. The avengers
2. Resident evil retribution...saw it last weekend though it was a once off.
3.Total recall
Saw bourne legacy yesterday,it sucked without matt damon.
I can't wait for G.I Joe and james bond skyfall

See as 9ja pple dey hate on mikel while south africans r envious bcus we get person like mikel for chelsea. Up mikel,up chelsea

I predict chelsea 4-norwich 0. I'll remain a true blue till buhari becomes 9ja president again

Might I add,I also have businesses at home and I pay my employees well.

@op, I must let u know dat nigerians that live abroad r not bitter but angry at d way things r in nigeria. I live here in south africa and I am gainfully employed by d department of justice here in south africa as a foreign interpreter for nigerian languages and I run other businesses with my own employees. I must tell u that we only show our anger on 9ja forums, nobody brags about nigeria d way we do over here. South africans r always surprised when they c some slums in our 9ja movies,they say that d way we talk about 9ja one would think dat this kind of slums can not be found in 9ja. U guys at home give us news about home,when there was an improvement on power supplies I told every nigerian that I know and u could see how happy they really were about dat singular good news from home. Nigerians that r here r always happy to hear of positives from home but we get very angry at the way things r done at home. Sometimes when I'm driving I would ask myserlf why can't my country b like this,where everything works,power,water,good roads,and other basic amenities. Since I've been here I've never seen a soak-away,I still don't know where my shyt goes to after flushing. Nigerians at home.pls we r not bitter but angry at our rulers

Mikel dey too much now,d guy don send essien go loan..his only problem now is that he doesn't score but it'll change soon...but I hope drogba wins this one.

Just as expected...we r in denial. Make una open eye.

Venchy: Can someone tell me the importance of this guy picture on the cost of living in the country.

Umm...Nigerians worship money and it's unbelievable, poverty.

My people getting big is not money but ignorant on healthy living and self negligent but most nigerians believes that once you are big means you have money but it's all FAT and that leads to many sickness which nigerian government has no facilities for when it comes to treatment as our leaders couldn't be treated in the country but FLY OUT TO ABROAD.

Keep fit,eat well and stop all this MONEY SYNDROME.

Aki u r ryt

ogochukwunasa1: Yorigbo

Lolest. Odikwa risky

The guy get yoruba name and igbo surname, which one e be?

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Jojo Armani: here is my fact. Johannesbourg is not even among de three.
South Africa - Pretoria (administrative); Cape Town (legislative); Bloemfontein
(judiciary)

U r ryt but johannesburg is known as the economic capital,its like our own lagos and it is the biggest city in south africa, that's y its called egoli...the city of gold

dvdon: Let me drop mine to motivate u all.

Two brothers where secretly cooking beans in their room in skul because they didn't want other mates to knw about it. But there is this close neighbour and friend dat always come visiting at the right time (when food is ready) with a spoon in his pocket. As usual, the friend comes knocking but the brodas were smart to move the cooking to the toilet; They decided to play card game together. while they played the game,the question now comes.

How will they check the beans??

So codedly one of the broda said to the other
"O boi see as u dey go market like beans wey one burn....

The broda replyed "u see as you dey pick 2 like beans wey don cook...

But immediately their friend responded "see as una two dey play card like pple wey wan hide chop beans for my back..


No be small thing; na so game take end
Carry on bros dem Tuwalee.

Ol'boy I laugh well well for this ur yoke. Nyc one

**flying over this area in my private jet,sights this bar on my navigator, thinks to myself"this place must be buzzing wit atti" touches down,parks near d bicycle, walks in,looks around,don't know anyone**
Where is the barman? Pls give me 2 plates of akpu with nsala soup,baked snails with a lot of pepper or chakalaka, then give me palmy to wash it down.

Omo alata christ comes first. U need salvation and how can can u get if u don't understand d word of God. If they can't get an interpretet I advise u go to a church where u understand d word of God. Loyalty has limits jor

luluosas: With this GSM growth as published by NCC, which is not commensurate with the quality of service being offered by these GSM providers, it shows we the subscribers have a long way to go.
But come oh, is NCC taking these new connected lines to mean one line per one new GSM subscriber? I laugh in Edo language!
Nigerians, don't be deceived. These new connected lines are just recycling among the existing users, who are buying more network Sim cards, to avoid being trapped in a tight corner, by reason of the POOR services these rapers of our 'collective wealth' are providing.
Number portability will address these nonsense by the time it will come into effect.
Although I have not traveled out of Nigeria before but, I just want to ask: Does the American people uses more than one network at a time? Do they do have SPRINT, AT&T, T-Mobile, Verison and other network providers Sim cards as we Nigerians do?
Imagine me having 4 Glo, 1 MTN, 1 Etisalat and 1 Airtel lines at the same time. Reasons - BAD POOR SERVICE.

Not really, I live here in south africa and there r people that's use two lines but most of them r nigerians,me included. Most households in south africa have land lines and there r very cheap call centres almost in every street here in the cities. I must say that the promotions here by mtn,vodacom,cellc r always good,they give u discounts always, they r trying to beat competition with cheaper rates. And the only reason why I have a second line is because its very cheap when u use it to call 9ja not because I dey form big boy as is the case wit most nigerians at home.

BlackBaron: A great percentage of Nigerians remain poor.

I certainly don't believe most live on less than a $1 a day tag. It's so corny.

U no believe am abi...$1 is about #150, olboy most people dey go for one month dem no go see dat kain money for a single day. Some dey make #20,50,100,120 a day. That's still living under 1dollars a day

chucky234: Poverty has become synonymous with the name "Nigeria",whenever the outside world thinks of poverty Nigeria comes to mind and our fraudulent government is doing absolutely nothing to address the issue.
You don't need technology to know Nigeria's poverty rate,go to Ajegunle,Makoko,Ikorodu,Mushin,Okoko,Ajagbandi,Ijora, and few other slums in other states to see their living condition.

U forgot to say*to mention a few* cus almost every part in nigeria is a slum. Travel and see