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Hell no! But for 9ja anytin is possible when it concerns money. I neva pay 1kobo for application form abroad. God save 9ja.

I think its a naija thing. I don travel out well well and those pple no send whether na left or right hand. Chikena

Here in south africa my friend went to pay lobola for his girl and they demanded 50 cows,dat na 7000 rand a cow, 1000 rand na 20,000 naira, do d maths. We were so pissed dat there daughter finally threatened them dat she go marry my friend whether they like it or not. They later accepted 15000 rand.

fresh_dude: Eww. Yuck. Kelly is anything but sexy. That woman cannot turn me on. Maybe it's just me.

yeah! U said it, it's just u

If not for one small tin I for agree say na jayz b dat. Some pple dey actually call me chidi{chidi mokeme}until dem look well well. Maybe jayz na benjamin button.

I like blackface more dan d other 2 and I know dat he'll bounce back. Just 1 hit song. As for u d interviewer, like say I dey near u I for use slap answer dat "blackface no get ticket money" question for u. Zomb1e

I just dey laff,kikikikikiki. Osho baba, no worry, we sabi say u no go fit run for upto 2 minutes then ur aides go carry u for car put alarm, u go wave bye bye, then go government house go faint. Lol

Me,I no wan get anything to do with snake, fake or real! If u c me dey tear race for rubber snake,usain bolt no reach me half for speed. If na birthday dem dey do and I c0me c snake cake for there, I go just run go house,chikena!

Playmode, I hear u and I understand. I also live here in sa and I know dat no south african woman would come and live permanently in nigeria. Dats one of d reasons I won't get married outside nija. I have friends like u who r married to south african women,they r very happy to visit nigeria so far as they'll cum back to sa after maybe 2 weeks. Forget d security and kidnap excuses they r giving u,fact is ur wife does not want to live in nigeria even though dats her duty as ur wife. My advise to na make u look for way to carry ur pikin dem cum back,if not u go dey pikinless. Gudluck

Yobo's phone rings, he picks d call and says....yobo..hello-...keshi-its me keshi,how r u?....yobo-i'm fine coach....keshi-good, I just wanted to tell u as d captain of d super eagles dat I won't include ur name in d team to play kenya. Hope u understand....yobo- I understand coach,thanks for informing me and good luck....keshi- thanks. Ok bye...yobo- bye coach. Call ends. Now was dat difficult and how much would it cost keshi. I rest my case.

I didn't c or hear about dat tweet but I was wit a friend when kim was shown on tv and my friend was like""id1ot,f00l"" and I asked him y he was yelling at kim, he then told me about kim's tweet about nigerians. So I asked him if he thought kim would say such things on twitter? He replied yes. I said to him"u r dumber than I thought" make una leave kim alone jare. Haters

cogitoErgo: Nawa o, wit all dis bombing here nd there in Nigeria? What if there is peace all over Nigeria?

the question should've been.....what if there is constant power supply in nigeria.... I bet u dat 80 percent of d worlds company will b in nigeria.

bubadaniel13: OP just a question for the confused Mr Joel Brinkley,Is GEJ the first leader of Nigeria?how many years has he spent on power so far?Nigeria has been ruled by bad leaders for decades and u expect GEJ to turn bad things around within three years,the writer of the article must be dreaming.

dude d writer isn't saying jona started nigerians problems. He is just saying dat jona should b impeached bcus of d pardons to alami and co after they have embezzlled nigeria's money. After contributing to making nigeria worse than it was before them. Just read the problems the writer stated above and then tell me if those pple deserve pardon.

Gud one for oboabona. Gud luck bro

Why home teams dey always win for naija league?

D kenyans must b lying somehow. I live here in south africa and I know their national team always complain whenever they go to other african countries to play bcus of the bad treatments they get but they have always praised nigeria in terms of reception they get in nigeria. And this is actually d first time any country blamed nigeria for bad reception. Kenyans take time oooooo!

Nigerians sef, una dey worry too much! When uti posted dis pic was there a coment from him dat says "people make una c me and a girl oo, I no b gay"? Anybody can post pictures of him and a girl. Make una no dey insinuate abeg. Abi una wan make him show una pic where he is on top of a woman dey hammer am? I tire for una.

I'm enjoying this ur trip. Pls continue

justwise: How did you managed to measure to duration of that shit by merely looking at it?

. Lol! Homeboy I grow for village and I sh1t for bush well well. Believe me,anytime I c sh1t I can tell how long d thing don dey there. Lol

Una own small sef, just come to 9ja consulate for johannesburg make u c. Last time I go there I cum enter toilet say make I release, ol'boy cum c sh1t wey dem never flush for two months. I tear race comot there. I no even wan talk of customer service.

Game over! Man u don win.chikena! I wonder hw many red card webb go give chelsea players.

@op, d answer is a big NO. Without electricity nigeria can never reach to greater heights. We have d population and nigeria is a huge market bcus of dat. If there is constant power supply in 9ja I bet u dat companies will start opening their plants in nigeria. Employment would soar,evry other thing will fall into place. Chikena

If wat osaze is saying abt opabunmi is d truth then nfa shld do sometin abt his sight asap. Bet they won't. Everyone knows he's saying things others r afraid to say bcus he doesn't expect favours from nfa.

Juliet ibrahim or whateva u r called, u don c ur K-leg? Dat ur k leg need surgery like now now. Na bad belle dey worry u, like it or not, u r not in kim k's class.

Evil dead" dat movie used to scare d heck outta me

Its good he resigned now wit his head held high. NFF who is laughing now? Ndi owo

I'm a bit disappointed. I expect him to b watching d match on a wall to wall flat screen tv. Dis one dey my room sef

Asamoah gyan again!!!mtcheeewwww. I wonder wetin d guy dey do for dat list. So over hyped. I rep nija

I will b at national stadium joburg live

Can't wait for sunday...I don get my ticket...d atmosphere in joburg is electrifying...match is sold out...almost 90,000 tickets...green white green all over my car...for once we are now behaving like one nigeria again. Super eagles, win or lose u guys have made us proud again.

I just love emenike,he reminds me of yekini. With d way he's going I see him bcumin d gr8test striker 9ja has ever had. To think dat dis guy was playin in d south african second div abt 2 or 3 yrs ago. How lyf changes.

Una dey here dey talk rubbish! B4 u know wetin dey happen LV go carry endorsement give am,him go dey make millions. D guy get sense. Michael jordan stil dey post pictures of him nike sneakers for net.