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Science/TechnologyRe: What Animal Dies After Giving Birth? by Alal(m): 3:09pm On Feb 03
Some species of snakes too
PoliticsRe: Total Oil And Gas Derivation Paid To Mineral-producing States by Alal(m): 7:12pm On Oct 28, 2025
And these governors are doing nothing with the money.
SportsRe: Terry Bollea: Hulk Hogan Dies At 71 by Alal(m): 5:58pm On Jul 24, 2025
May he rest in peace
PoliticsRe: Brigadier Akagu/Wande: Meet The First Nigerian Military Couple Generals by Alal(m): 1:06pm On Jun 30, 2025
In the military,it is assumed that the wife is one rank ahead.
FamilyRe: I Spent 30m To Send Her To The UK Now She Wants Divorce: Nigerian Man Seeks Help by Alal(m): 6:57am On Jun 23, 2025
You don't need lawyer or to start spending money again, just buy 3 layer colanut and curse her.
Car TalkRe: My Lexus Rx 330 Is Sucking Fuel And Also Doesn’t Fire On Speed by Alal(m): 3:35pm On Feb 22, 2025
TenQ:
Good
First scan, then check the following

1. Check catalyst. It could be blocked. Scanners may not pick it
2. Check your air filter. It may be blocked (too dirty)
3. Is the nozzle spraying well and Your fuel pump.
4. Check your timing chain. It could have missed a notch. It will still work but terribly

PoliticsRe: NNPCL Slashed Petrol Price To N899 Per Litre – PETROAN by Alal(m): 5:45pm On Dec 21, 2024
With all these slashing grammar, nnpc still sells for 1015 per litre.
PoliticsRe: There Are Plans From Lagos To Colonise North — Kwankwaso by Alal(m): 7:07am On Nov 18, 2024
ALTERNATEID:
Not a bad idea. About time Lagos start flexing its muscles as the powerhouse of Nigeria. Since Kwakwanso has decided to be stupid by flying silly narratives like these, we will indulge him in his stupidity.

The north west in particular has governed Nigeria more than any region but it is still the most backward region in the country. Useless leaders like Kwakwanso who failed their people woefully will always look for who to blame when it seems they have lost out of power at the centre.


If you like, claim that Emir Ado Bayero is from Oba of Lagos palace, it changes nothing. No amount of blackmail will make the FG withdraw police protection from the two Emirs fighting over Kano emirate. Until all the court cases are decided by the Supreme Court, the two will continue to reign over the city. Tinubu did not install any of them. It was political interference in the emirate affairs that led politicians like Kwakwanso and Ganduje to install remove and reinstall different emirs of Kano.

The problem with idiots like Kwakwanso and Atiku is their arrogance. Buhari was president for 8 years and somehow, they think they still have the right to rule Nigeria after Buhari’s presidency. The attempt to always want to disrespect and muscle a southern president into submission has failed terribly. Nigeria does not belong to the north and Mr. President will do everything that is best for the overall good of the country.

And on taxes, he’s just a joker. The tax reform is inevitable and it will pass. You cannot declare beer as haram but want the VAT on beer as halal. We can’t continue like that. All such injustice in the system must be corrected.
Nicely said
PoliticsRe: Kemi Badenoch's LIES About Nigeria, By Femi Fani-kayode by Alal(m): 11:23am On Nov 10, 2024
Mrfeel:
FFK and Reno omokri, two hungry politicians, if kemi gives FFK food tomorrow all these things he is talking about will turn to praises
They're both political ass lickers
PoliticsRe: Kemi Badenoch's LIES About Nigeria, By Femi Fani-kayode by Alal(m): 11:21am On Nov 10, 2024
Tellmeastory:
https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2024/11/10/kemi-badenochs-lies-about-nigeria/
you want her to stay with you ? The way you and you elite group members turned Nigerian people to beggars and still never feel remorse about it ?
You guys are the wicked people, someone that had struggled to get out of this cruel and wicked part of the world to a better part, you want her to be associated with you ?.
CultureRe: Enugu Government Disowns Adebayo As Oba Of Yoruba Community by Alal(m): 10:12am On Aug 25, 2024
[Don't you have Igwes in other Yoruba lands ?.
What you don't know, don't say. quote author=madridguy post=131675424]Anybody parading himself as the Oba of Yoruba Community in Enugu State should be send back to his state and become his Oba there. You cannot be an Oba in someone else region.[/quote]
PoliticsRe: Governor Abba Yusuf Inspects Wheelbarrows For Empowerment In Kano (Video) by Alal(m): 7:25am On Aug 07, 2024
Practically encouraging poverty
Foreign AffairsRe: 5 Most Powerful Submarines In The World (Photos) by Alal(m): 9:46pm On Jun 28, 2024
That war is political,they can't ko,, their brothers. quote author=Ironbull post=130704009]

Yet can overrun Ukraine?

Ok dey whin yourself I'm sure it's one of you we read here yesterday that went to joined Russia army and crying for Russia citizenship thinking joining Russia give him automatic citizenship, make una dey play.[/quote]
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Urges Governors To Meet Targets On Food Security by Alal(m): 7:58am On Jun 28, 2024
This is all we hear and nothing is always done,no results.
Foreign AffairsRe: Neighbor Shot Dead NYC Dad And Son During Argument Over Noise by Alal(m): 4:44pm On Nov 01, 2023
The video please
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is The Importance Of This Hole? (Photo) by Alal(m): 6:25pm On Jul 24, 2023
Thank you
Puss360:
The hole is for Structural integrity of th stool when you sit... If u notice, it is always round. If it were square, pressure from your weight while sitting will begin from the "Square edges" and cause the chair to crack... But as it is round, the pressure is evenly distributed...
RomanceRe: Sisters, Kindly Give Three Reasons Why A Man Will Be Lucky To Marry You. by Alal(m): 2:25pm On Jul 21, 2023
Your type and kind are the coolest and easiest person.
Samantha124:
With me I don't have any.

In fact, he'll be the most unluckiest man on earth.
FamilyRe: Young Nigerian Man Proudly Shows Off His 3 Wives (Pics/Video) by Alal(m): 5:27am On Jul 02, 2023
How do you get a good wife now adays
God1000:
Lol, I hope he's capable enough to feed his large family, otherwise he will be creating more problems for the society.

On a serious note, any man that wants to live long and enjoy peace of mind should be okay with one wife, I mean good wife, not the one that will be giving you headache everyday.
CelebritiesRe: My Boyfriend Had Sex With Me 27 Times A Day: Monalisa Stephen. Ngozi Ezeh Reacts by Alal(m): 1:05pm On Apr 17, 2023
Is the guy rabbit ?
HealthRe: She Falls Asleep After Every Sex by Alal(m): 8:04am On Apr 01, 2023
Op, be careful,she is growing and learning very fast in what you're doing and teaching her. Hope you will be able to continue at some point because at a time you wouldn't be able to satisfy her, all the best. [q`uote author=Wannabenz post=122168469]I married a virgin(21yrs) sex use to hurt her at the initial stage but she's getting comfortable as days go by...so we normally do one or twice a day and it's good so I'm not complaining.

Recently I noticed that after every sex, she'll fall asleep faster...as in deep sleep. I also noticed that most times that she wants to sleep, she'll initiate sex maybe for her to feel better and sleep.

I'm hoping it's not a medical issue.[/quote]
RomanceRe: My Landlady Issued Me A Quit Notice For Hosting A Female Friend by Alal(m): 5:24am On Mar 28, 2023
This is where the problem is,the girl's ring tone was too loud.
ForG:
The reason I left home in the first place to explore life a little, then factory reset to home training.

If I needed to be policed about, I return home.

For goodness sake, had my first sex this month. And it was with a potential life partner not prostitute.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Just Lost My Job by Alal(m): 2:37pm On Mar 15, 2023
Sorry dear
Failure2019:
I just got fired from my job yesterday and I have no idea why, just out of the blue.

Any advice to help with this. I cried on my drive home because I really enjoyed working there and the pay was good. I guess that's what I get for trying to ever make something of myself.

I try to make an honest living as a young man trying to enter the workforce and this is what happens.
Is it time to become an unemployed once again?

I feel bleeped. Life is bleeped. I just wanted a nice house, a wife and a little savings I'm the bank. Guess that's not happening
Foreign AffairsRe: Women In Berlin Can Swim Topless In Public Pools Just Like Men by Alal(m): 4:28pm On Mar 13, 2023
Gender equality in action
HonNL:
SOURCE
PoliticsRe: Ortom Drags Miyetti Allah To International Court by Alal(m): 6:33am On Sep 16, 2022
PoliticsRe: Buhari Confers American, Spaniard, 200 Others With Nigeria Citizenship by Alal(m): 6:28am On Sep 16, 2022
rickpat:
congrats...you just become citizens of hell(Nigeria)...hold your original country passport well o..cus you will be needing it soon... Lol
what you don't know is they are all investors,they will never suffer.
PoliticsRe: Ministry Denies Spending N18.9 Billion On Bush Clearing by Alal(m): 6:59am On Aug 18, 2022
What's the difference between 2.5billion and 18.9. is 2.5 billion not still too much for clearance of bush even the amount can clear all bushes in all south western states.
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai: Buhari Not Aware Of Threat To Kidnap Him Until I Told Him by Alal(m): 10:33am On Jul 28, 2022
The president didn't even know that they wanted to kidnap him. How would he knows what goes on in the country, people have to go to him and tell him and shamelessly they will come out and tell the public how naive he was when they informed him. What a country,what a president.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 15 Jobs That Can Make Your Boyfriend Promiscuous by Alal(m): 1:16pm On Jul 04, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
Room service attendant
Tattoo artist
WhatsApp admin
Shawarma griller
Phone shop attendant
Weed seller
which one is weed seller, is that a profession?
PoliticsRe: Cultists Disrupt Soludo’s Meeting, Attack Anambra Rights Activist by Alal(m): 7:42am On Apr 29, 2022
Malory:
Too bad. Anambra shouldn't descend to the level of Owo mi da people
it had gone oass that,you need to be there. The agbero people would force you into a vehicle,collect all in your pocket,pay for you and keep the change.
CareerRe: Can An Employer Be Sued For Paying Less Than 30k Minimum Wage? by Alal(m): 9:55am On Nov 21, 2021
If the workers are 50 or more
HealthRe: Help, My 2weeks Old Baby Has A Sunken Fontanelle. What Do We Do? by Alal(m): 4:44pm On Nov 19, 2021
For this reason and others are why we call on our elders to be around when taking care of new born babes,but we care not about tradition these days,pls consult your parents or your wife's parents. Hospitals wouldn't help.
EducationRe: Ngige: ASUU Strike Won’t Happen, Funds Are Available by Alal(m): 9:33am On Nov 17, 2021
Lying and useless government

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