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See evangelist using curse word o... Hmm

JoeyBlack:
carry your poverty and Go... mumu... aṣiwere omo

as for the Islamic nonsense on my profile, I made a comment on Islam for Muslims section and it put the nonsense on my profile. Luckily for me, that phrase has an expiring date of 1 week before Nairaland removes the crap from my profile... but you... kai, your poverty go still remain after 1 week...

local chicken... I seriously doubt you have even been to Benin Republic... I would say it again... it doesn't reflect in the intent behind your comments.

poverty na bastard o!

Oloshi omo! N300 coca cola na your problem!

Abeg no infect me with your poverty...

You're funny guy and you talk too much. It is people like you that are the problem of Nigeria, we condone rubbish in this country. I don't see a right thinking person who would be fine buying a 150 Naira coke 300.for Kate Henshaw to bring up the issue, you think she hasn't been to more countries that anybody has/will in your family? Guy, calm down and let's say the truth

If you meet me I promise you, you'll prostrate with your poverty chest touching the ground...

Safe

JoeyBlack:
You are obviously a mor0n... I doubt you even have an international passport ... we know your type... if you have been to USA you would know that snacks and drinks in Cinemas are like 3 or 4 times regular price... local chicken forming like he as even been to Benin Republic...

You just displayed your low IQ... the issue is Cinema price vs regular store price but you can't comprehend what is being discussed and you are talking of Burger in USA (that I seriously doubt you have been to self) versus Nigerian Burger price... guess what? Pizza and Burger are relatively cheaper here in Nigeria than USA!

Pray for good leaders? - you are obviously a mor0n, you don't pray for good leaders, you elect good leaders and ask for accountability from them or you move for things like recall or impeachment...

local chicken... wey no get international passport...

Abeg carry your poverty away from me... paying N300 coca cola in a Cinema is your problem in life... that you re calling for good leaders to do what? reduce the price of coca cola in Cinema

When was the last time you went to Cinema self? poverty na bastard o!

Oloshi Oloriburuku!

You're obviously an illiterate, I know people like you. See the fool saying there's no God but Allah,abeg wetin be God wetin be Allah. Low life Ode

And for you saying I've never been outside the country, I laugh

JoeyBlack:
You are obviously NOT smart!

Go and compare the price of drinks and snacks in a Cinema (movies) with the price of drinks and snacks from a grocery shop or a vending machine in USA, Canada and Europe and you would get the logic I was trying to point out.

We are talking about price of snacks and drinks in Cinema or a 5 star hotel versus in a regular shop and you are making reference to the price of burger and hotdogs in USA as against Nigeria...

If we want to get technical about it, the price of Burger in USA ranges between $4.39 - $6.69, convert that to Naira and that is ₦1562.84 - ₦2381.64... Guess what Chicken Burger in Barcelos in Lagos here is ₦1,200!

Please stay off my mention, you were not the one I quoted with my initial comment.

I laugh at your stupidity. How dare you attack me? This same 1,200 you're shouting about. How much was it few years ago, when dollar was 160naira to 1dollar? My argument here is for us(nigerians) to pray for good leaders

Ode Omo!

JoeyBlack:
You are paying for the experience... understand that. A bottle of water in a nice environment like a Cinema or a 4 star hotel is different from a road side kiosk... they are two completely different things... they cannot ask you to pay for the AC, nice environment, beautiful chairs, Satellite TV (you would be watching), polite nature of the staff etc. The only thing they can do is triple or quadruple the price of a bottle of water.

If you are really thirsty, buy your bottle of water at a kiosk, but if you want to enjoy lovely experience buy your bottle of water in a Cinema or a 4 star hotel like Eko Hotels.

With what you've said, it is so sure you've never been outside the country (the US in particular) Do you have any idea how much they sell burger or hotdogs? It is really cheap there! An average American can afford stuff like that. But here in Nigeria, go and buy burger... You can't even see less than 1k, why?!

adaksbullet:
While are telled us? I'm I the person that his sent u too go and wash cenema?


Broke ppls his think his haved idea


We that used too buyed coke for 5k, are we do complaint too u Kate ensure?

What is this one saying??

kingxsamz:
[color=gray]listening to Post malone

White Inversion [/color]

Anyone who listens to Post Malone is a weed smoker! That, I am sure

This man is a con artist. If you're going to respond to someone like daddy freeze, shouldn't it be based on evidences in the Bible? What he said could have been said by anyone

NO

You can only upgrade the RAM and change the hard drive. Changing the motherboard could help though (more like getting a new system)

That is not a X, the X 's screen is full display

If the leaders are thieves, does that mean the youths should also steal? Let us show them we are better than them and have the love of our country at heart, also we'll perform way better than them If/when given the opportunity


Please,let us stop this "who Nigeria epp" mindset...

#peace

Who wouldn't see the "38"? Abeg, this is not a test but a game

No one notice there's something wrong with her breasts?

1beat:
much love x respect to olamide

I doubt if olamide and pheelze are still working closely .. dis will affect olamide music

if young john produce 17 tracks ...the whole music production / album will face one direction.. certain

young john is not music producer but beat maker ...just lyk Terry G, young D etc
young John is a good manipulator of FL studio compare to other producers in Nigeria
No beef I respect him for that ...
He sabi handle the work station lyk mad with different plugins and gud user of Apediator
he hardly play meaningful Bass line, stereo responding percussion ,piano
he can't parts vocal effectively
but the guy sabi
Kick , snare , rolling , hi hat , apediator and effect is a gud manipulator of the following, these are not enough for olamide album . singer, rapper, energetic rugged music
;- The Whole Album will face one direction
:- it will lack Sweet able vocal backup
:- stereo percussion
:- pleasing chord progression
:- bass
you will enjoy
;- noise
:- different kick, snare , tom
:- enjoyable rolling
:- WO.
don't mind my English ....

Nawa o
What if Olamide wanted it to be in one direction,ehn?and as for you saying young John not a producer...he still keeps collecting best producer in the country award o. Shey you know?

Lie of the devil... Smh

Oxster:
My Experience With Weed

I had just moved out of my parents house and was sharing a room with my "friend". I had no idea he smoked weed, despite his suspicious movements and signature weed scent(abi na odour?) barely two weeks after moving in with him, my worst fears were confirmed as he started bringing home his weed smoking buddies and they would occasionally roll a wrap and smoke it right there in the room or mix the weed with beans or spagehtti.

Being a very curious person i always wondered what made them happy after smoking, so i decided to find out for myself(wrong move)

It was a very hot day in february, a saturday i think it was, my friend was out as usual. I searched everywhere for his stash but couldn't find it so i decided to go and get mine. I arrived the weed joint all sweaty and nervous, half expecting to get muged but nobody seemed to be aware of my presence there, they were all on different planets all expect one i concluded that he must be the seller so i approached him and the following conversation ensued:

Me: how far?
Weed seller: i dey
Me: i wan buy weed
Weed seller: how many parcel?
Me: parcel ke? Iro oo, na just small i need
Weed seller: laughs really hard. bolo leleyi sha(meaning this guy is a dunce oo)
Apparently, a parcel of weed is that small wrap, i didn't know that. I thought it was something very large.
I gave him 1000naira and he gave me a tiny wrap of weed with a white paper, i was surprised when he gave me 900 as change. I couldn't believe weed was that cheap.

On my way home, i decided not to smoke it but mix it with beans because i thought that it will be better that way(another wrong move). Long story short, i cooked beans and added the whole weed, ate it and called my friend, i told him ogbeni i just ate weed oo and nothing happened to me this one that you people will eat and be feeling funky, i don chop am oo. My friend was like ehen you be strong man oo

I decided to take a quick nap before doing laundry, i woke up about 20 minutes later on the floor i was banging my head on the floor, and i couldn't stop, my heart beat was so audible and fast, everything was extra bright and extra loud. After a few minutes of head banging, i was able to get up from the floor,
I felt as if i had just gained access to a part of my mind that I never knew existed previously, it was scary and cool at the same time. I could feel the blood flowing in my veins(you have to experience it to believe it. Though I strongly advise against it) i felt so uncomfortable in the room, it felt like i was in an oven suddenly a voice in my head wisphered ogbeni bo aso e joor (off your clothes) i obeyed. The voice came again oya sa re(now run) that was when i realised that the weed had taken effect so i decided to take a shower to see if it will calm me down, but the water felt so hot on my skin so hot i ran out of the bathroom.

I called my friend to see if he could help me make sense of what was going on but he laughed at me, he asked me the quantity of weed i took and i told him i used a whole parcel, he said guyyyyy you don eff up if you no sleep in the next 30mins, you go mad oo go chemist make you go explain yourself.

By this time things had escalated, i had a severe itch at the back of my head that wouldn't go away no matter how hard i scratched and i was convinced that the beating in my chest was an evil spirit that could only be killed with a punch. I ran to my neighbour champion and told him champion e jo e fun mi lese laya(champion pls punch me in the chest) ti e ba gbami lese laya mo ma ku oo(if you don't punch me i will die oo) he hissed and walked out having had enough of such nonsense from the boys in the boys quatters.

The voice in my head came again iwo na o de gba ara e lese laya abi o ti fe ku ni(why don't you punch yourself in the chest or do you want to die?) i punched and punched but there was no difference.
The house was getting hotter, the voice in my head was getting louder, the itch in my head was getting worse, and the evil spirit in my chest was getting louder. Then came the voice again oya ma sare lo(start running) so i started running but on getting outside in the sun, i felt so cold i was shivering but that didn't stop me from running(i would have given Usain bolt a run for his money on that day).

On getting to the chemist, i realised i was bare footed, i told him i had a severe headache i needed something to make me sleep immediately, he gave me the drug and i chewed it right there in his presence, next i asked him to give me a drug for evil spirit, that was when he realised something was wrong with me and chased me out.

I got back home and tried to sleep but my heart beat wouldnt let me, so i ran back out this time around to a nurse in the area, first thing she asked was kilode o wo bata ni? (why don't you have your shoes on? I told her jackie chan ti gba bata lowo mi (jackie chan collected my shoes) i was finally able to explain my situation to her and she took me in, tied something around my elbow and injected me directly in the vein. I passed out immediately only to wake around 1 or 2am in the middle of the night with the worst kind of hunger I have ever felt in my life. I ate a whole loaf of butter field bread in one sitting without butter or tea.

I came home to a hero's welcome, my friend told me e be like say your head no carry am but e go better make you try am once more so you go dey use to it. The following day while the house was empty, I packed my Ghana must go and like the prodigal son in the bible I went back home to my parents. It's been a few years since that experience but the lesson I learnt is an unforgettable one. My curiosity hasn't gotten me in trouble again and my circle of friends have since changed.

This is a lie from the pit of hell. what is the source of this, please?

Edoloaded:
Oramiyan the last son of Oduduwa returned
to Ife from Benin after he installed his son, Eweka
the first as Oba of Benin. He met his father Oduduwa
who was very advanced in age and blind, more also all
properties had been shared and distributed among his
fifteen brothers and sisters. Alternatively, seven
brothers according to Oba of Benin, Oduduwa was at a
dilemma on what to do because he assumed Benin Kingdom
would be enough as Oranmiyan's inheritance. Both
version of history agreed that the name Benin meant
"the land of the annoyed" because Oranmiyan left the
place in annoyance. Again, Oba of Benin was right on
this

Oduduwa found an easy way out. He gave Oranmiyan his
staff as symbol to show his brothers and sisters to be
able to collect ten percent of revenue derived from
yearly harvest through out Yoruba land. With this,
Oranmiyan was able to collect over 150 percent of all
the returns throughout the uncoordinated kingdom.
Oduduwa also grudgingly agreed to allow his last son
Oranmiyan to be king at Ile Ife after his death. The
reason for this was unknown as this was against the
custom and tradition of giving priority to first child
or son who was Ila of Irangun. On the other hand,
could it be said that Orangun was too afraid to
challenge his junior brother or Oranmiyan was indeed
the senior? This is something the present Orangun of
Ila should explain.

Oduduwa was primarily a priest and voodoo man. It is
said until today that it is only one day that is free
of ritual worship in Ile Ife and the day is never made
public. Oduduwa took vacation just for one day. In one
of the ritual ceremonies where nobody was allowed to
be seen outside, a foreign woman of no means of
tracing her background was captured and was to be used
as scarifices for the gods. She was later spared
because she was found to be pregnant beside, it was
against ritual requirement. The child from the woman
was dedicated to the gods and act as a servant to
assist Oduduwa in his day-to-day ritual and voodoo
job. The child was named Ooni: meaning "this is Spared
One"

After the death of Oduduwa his son, Oranmiyan was
invited to take over the job of his father, which was
primarily ritual and voodoo, as well as traditional
ruler of Ile Ife. Oranmiyan refused because he had
succeeded in building an economically viable place at
Oyo Ile with administratively sound method of
government around the Oyomesi council in chief and it
would be degrading to leave this and move to Ile Ife
to be involved in daily ritual sacrifices.

Oranmiyan gave a condition that he must be buried at
Ife to symbolise his right to Ife thrown. It was on
condition of this that Ooni the son of the slave
woman that was captured and dedicated to gods that was
assisting Oduduwa continued the work of Oduduwa at
Ife. This is the reason why ALafin of Oyo will never
accept Ooni of Ife as a king or a superior in any
Yoruba gathering of Obas.

Ooni's assumed superiority was a British creation
because the King of England assumed a king at Ife, the
cradle of Yoruba, must be superior to all Obas just
like the British did in Abeokuta by imposing Alake's
superiority over other Obas at Abeokuta. In case of
Egbas, Sorunke who led the Egbas from Ibadan to the
present Abeokuta was from Oke Ona, where Oba Tejuoso
is the King. This is the reason why there is conflict
between Alake and Osile till date.

Oranmiyan was buried at Ife and not at Oyo, which is
the reason for the Opa Oranyan at Ife till today. Ooni
was not a true son or direct descendant of Oduduwa and
his title was not recognised. Ooni was just his name
which became his title. Ooni like other Yoruba Obas
paid duties to Oranmiyan during and after the death of
Oduduwa.

This practice stopped after the Oyo Empire was
destroyed. It is rather difficult to accept the Ooni's
version as against the Omonoba Polopolo. Oranmiyan
was a belligerent person. A war hero and where his
brothers and sister refused to give the yearly ten
percent duty as agreed with the staff of Oduduwa he
would use force. He later appointed his
representatives in each of the kingdoms of Yoruba to
monitor the returns, thus the creation of Oyo Empire
that led to the end of the kingdom Oduduwa created
which was not properly coordinated. The new empire
grew with amazing rapidity throughout West Africa and
was like the Ghana or Shonghai Empire of the medieval
history in the south of Sahara. Oyo Empire started
slave trade to weaken opposition.

An administration like the British

Oranmiyan's administration was the best in Africa and
could be likened to the British system of
Administration during the colonial government. The
empire expanded up to the present Benin republic.
Those who escaped the control of Alafin are the
Yorubas living in Benin Republic, which was formerly
Dahomey, On the East side, Oranmiyan never bothered
Benin Kingdom because of his son, and his son never
looked for him. At least there was no record of
history of any transaction between father and son.
Benin Kingdom continued to progress and Oyo Empire
continued to expand to the west coast. In Lagos, there
could not be a clash, it was a place of reunion for
Edo's and Yoruba it was said Eko, which is Lagos, and
in our local dialect is a Benin word.

Oyo Empire later suffered from over expansion and some
local hero started to emerge to challenge the
authority of the Oyo kingdom or that of the Alafin of
Oyo. Among them was the Lisabi Agboagbo Akala who
liberated the Egbas from Oyo Empire to create a
fearless Egba Kingdom.

Lisabi was never a king. In fact, he was murdered by
the Alake of Egbaland because of his popularity. Egbas
as a kingdom with its own National Anthem "Lori Oke
ati Pele" was merged with Nigeria by the British
Empire after 1914. In addition, Lagelu emerged from
Ibadan, Ogendegbe from Ijeshaland and Shou of
Ogbomosho and Ilorin through the deserter Chief of
Army Staff of Oyo who was killed by Alimi a Fulani;
thus, the end of Oyo Empire. The attack from the
Sokoto Caliphate from the North finally nailed the
coffin of the Oyo Empire.The collapse of the Oyo
Empire led to the Yoruba Wars. The present Oyo town
has nothing to do with Old Oyo town, it was just a new
creation to symbolise the memory of the Old.

The Egbas and Ijebus took over the control of
southwest towards the Atlantics because of lucrative
slave trade and closeness to the white man. The
emergence of western civilisation further weakened the
Old Oyo empire, the empire collapsed and the ruminants
of it can still be found at the old site. The irony of
it is Alafin of Oyo in the present Oyo town
continued to live in the memory of his ancestors'
glory of the Old Oyo empire

In conclusion, Ooni who is not a direct son or
descendants of Oduduwa cannot be considered viable in
this discussion, but Alafin of Oyo must examine his
place in history and that of his senior brother
Orangun of Ila the first son who had disappeared into
history because he never challenged Oranmiyan. The
abdication of the thrown is a loss of right. However,
can a son be greater than his father? or can a river
be greater than its source? The source of Yoruba from
Benin is very authentic than Saudi Arabia or Lamurudu,
which cannot be traced, in Saudi Arabian history

gift01:
The SGF 'Boss Mustapha'. The name alone is a title

Mehn... Which weed you smoke?

kennygee:
All our president does now is have dinner.

I just knew someone would say this soon

umba:
today 31/10/2017 NCC conducted their aptitude test to enable them recruit more staff into the commission.

How was it? What were the questions like?

Nke27sept:
Pls it is original credentials

Are you asking or telling?

Just as someone said, this piece should be in the jokes section.

Buhari will not win the 2019 presidential elections,why?

This man has shown he's just there for the North(the World Bank confirmed this), his appointments have also confirmed this. I cannot believe a president who we all voted for is yet to step foot in any eastern region(even with the threats and all,he should still have visited) didn't some people from that region vote him? His administration has been rocked with scandals summing to billions of naira
Sincerely, I'm yet to see what Buhari has accomplished in two years apart from plunging the nation into more crisis
And as for the people you mentioned(lol) those people are even still been fed politically .

Brother, let's not also forget his health status...
I actually thought he was going to excel with his fight against corruption but, we all can see what's happening. Most of his supporters are following him blindly and based on religion

He should go back home come 2019,he has done ENOUGH!

Wiseandtrue:
Drama king

But he has raised serious issues concerned Nigerians must not ignore

People are going through alot . I appreciate the fact that Dino noticed it and is concerned about it

For a man to kneel in the public for his fellow men... laid down his pride

I am really emotional right now and I hope something is done about the economy of this nation to prevent the lost of more lives.

I can swear you're Dino Melaye. You think our politicians have "pride"?Then you're among the sheep.

This guy in question has numerous exotic cars, selling some for starters(and using the proceeds for betterment of his people) would prove he's ready to save his home

Mtscheew

These guys seriously think we're brainless, if not they wouldn't have tried saying this. My dear country Nigeria has lost it. You dare blame Johnathan's loyalists? Should you even listen to his loyalists in the first place?

I used to think "common sense " comes with age, Buhari is the answer to that question!!

Are these people insane? When in Bleep's sake would they stop pointing fingers and get to work? We're tired of the blames!!!

BUHARI- GET TO WORK!!!!!!

If he's not dead then he's locked up somewhere for sure. Funny how his wife's been silent together with his family. Something twisted is going on concerning this kanu case. What I'm sure about is Buhari can not be at peace if Kanu's still roaming about(which he is)....


Politics was well played....

224HITS:
Happy Sunday guys..

See more details below

http://www.224hits.com/photo-gucci-manes-wedding-cake-vs-nigerian-independence-cake/

If they did something like that now, it's people like you that would talk first

Sebastine1994:
They are looking for ideas to steal. Make it known that you are a venture capitalist. If he doesn't sign a non disclosure agreement don't go to him. I pity people with money but no ideas. Ideas start flowing when you have an empty pocket

You're a foolish fool. If you've got no ideas to present, why discourage others? Next time, just shut you mouth fool

incredible2017:
Am starting a new roll over for 5 days and I hope you all make good fortune from it

Let's do this

[quote author=eduresearch post=61418159][/quote]Hello
I just tried applying now and couldn't get an exam center in Lagos. Is the center field up or the issue is from the navy?

That picture is fucking fake and I can prove it!